Do you make excuses when you suck at a game?
>>339969998
Nope I just admit it
>>339970258
You don't exist.
I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS
>>339969998
No, because it's the game's fault.
>>339969998
The computer cheats.
AWCMAAAAAN
phil not streaming today
next stream 7th june
not me but i have a friend who is pretty good at halo but rage every time he dies and proceeds to complain about how its the games fault. He doesnt even think about how to improve how he plays and automatically thinks the game is againstt him
>>339970293
Uhh okay lmoa
Just how based is Phil?
>tfw phil has made a comeback out of no where
KAY OH GAYMING
No, I'm not an egocentric retard.
I WAS BLOCKING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Sometimes. It's not always my fault the jump button doesn't work
his homefront vid went viral
based as fuck
I WAS BLOCKING THAT
>>339969998
If it's my fault i don't deny it.
Which makes me more angry for making the mistake
HOL UP
*""accidentally"" films self masturbating*
YOU TRYINA SAY
*presses buttons*
I MAKE EXCUSES?
*game glitches out*
>>339969998
When I think whatever happened was bullshit I will, after the fact I'll think about if it was my fault and if I could have done better.
I DODGED
KAHMAAAAHHHHN
>>339972616
I don't understand this neo-meme.
No, but I constantly play up how awful I am at everything even though I'm generally at least competent, if not good. Then it's a low bar passed well.
>>339969998
Game sux GAME SUX GAME SUX
>>339969998
I do, but deep down inside, I know it's my fault. I'm just venting my frustration.
I sometimes blame my teammates if they're acting like retards. I can see if it's my own fault or their fault
In singleplayer games I just swear and get a little angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
Threadly reminder
I don't suck at any game and I pity people who do.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>339973326
>Unboxing video
>Doesn't even open box
>>339973326
every fucking time
it dropped my input
>>339973326
legitimately laughed my ass off
why the fuck is he recording himself blogging when a fire alarm is going off instead of fucking waiting for it to stop
>>339969998
>when you suck at a game?
I don't understand
>>339975292
It's urgent! Requires your immediate attention!
Lag
Drinking heavily
Game is unbalanced
Can't do anything about the RNG
Mouse got unplugged
>>339975292
Because he's an attention whore duh. Why do you think he's putting his entire life on Youtube? He believes people NEED to see his magnificence.
>>339969998
I just wank it off.
Tried to dodge, didn't work
I only play games where i can make excuses i.e. team based shooters.
>>339969998
Only in online games.
I sometimes blame the game mechanics for being poorly designed but in general no. I'm not a sore loser and when I die in single player games I assume I made a mistake somewhere and accept defeat.
There's one game though, one fucking game that still makes me mad because there is a part you basically can't past unless you stock on healing items which you don't know before getting there. I had to restart from the beggining, and after all this time, I played it on Dreamcast back then, I'm still mad. Even though if I was more skilled I would have easily had enough healing items for that part.
>>339969998
I just play for fun, stupid tryhards should try going outside sometimes.
>>339972916
He accidentally streamed himself Masturbating in an event some autists call fapo de mayo
>>339977703
Doesn't he have a girlfriend
>>339978452
Yes, but said autists, who have investigated DSP to Christorian level concluded that she is either sleeping with another man and just living off his welfare or that he often pushes her away.
>>339978452
phil has a 10/10 gf and you dont
feelsbadman
>>339978818
I honestly don't know what she see's in him from what I've seen in his videos
squeaky annoying voice
fat
plays videogames for youtube as a career
awful personality
legitimately stupid
>>339970407
read that in his voice
>>339978818
>10/10 gf
>>339972382
>I was just rubbing my leg
>>339978984
He makes lots of jewtube money?
ALL EMPLOOYEES
>>339978452
if you've ever had a gf you'd know you still need to rub one out in peace every now and again
>>339979306
Does he?
His videos get like 2,000 views
>>339971252
God this is awful
>>339978452
you've never had a girlfriend, have you?
>>339979306
for his normal videos? not much, especially when Machinima is notorious for poor payment. Don't know how much that recent video which netted him 600k views.
>>339979420
Nope, sounds like you're being cucked
>>339978818
>that
>10/10
Her face is alright but she most likely has retarded ugly tits and/or vag.
>>339969998
What's his worst playthrough and why is it Metroid Prime?
>>339979450
>>339979525
Then I'm out of ideas. Let's say he's a lucky bastard.
>>339979931
I think it partly has to do with his mass produced 10 minute videos he constantly uploads on his channel.
Whoahahaha whyaiaiaiai woohoohoohoo crash bandicoot great fuckin game
B A S E D
i've never played a game and not been top 5% mmr so no
Nah. I blame myself for being a shitter.
>>339969998
If I said I don't, I'd be lying, and I'm not retarded enough to do that.
as soon as latency is noticeable, i blame that.
I also blame MH4U whenever i switch between that and Smash 4, as MH has a 6 frame invincibility window for dodging, and Smash 4 has a 6 frame input lag.
whenever i play a singleplayer game i blame myself and try to get better tho.
