>"minigun"
>it's a really big gun
>>339956073
>Revolver
>The gun itself is stationary
>>339956073
>called tiny
>actually a big guy
Minigun is actually small compared to it's bigger cousins.
>rail gun
>can still walk around
>machine gun
>have to pull trigger manually
>Assault rifle
>Ranged
Clip
>>339959032
>assault rifle
>peppers enemies with bullets
>>339959038
>Clip
>Shotgun
>brand new, never been used
>>339959563
> hand gun
> not made out of hands
>AK-47
>not 47 of the letters A and K together
>musket
>fires a round metal ball rather than spray musk
>Marines
> nothing involved with water
>enemy drops mines
>they're now yours
>Fox holes
> no foxes
>>339960240
marines are deployed by naval vessels and they specialize in amphibious landing and swimming.
>>339956073
Its mini because you can carry it.
>>339956073
you idiots the joke is in the filename
ffs
>>339956073
>the only thing mini is the pieces it leaves behind of those it kills
>>339960507
>>339960830
Well shit I'm dumb
>>339956073
Big Fucking Gun
Isn't that actually big.
>>339959038
>Implying /k/ommandos that you are attempting to trigger browse this cesspool board
>Retreat
>never treated in the first place
>>339956169
>tripfag
>the trip isn't relevant to the thread.
>>339961425
even if they were browsing, /k/ommandos have TD
>navy SEALS
>not a bunch of military trained seals and sea lions
>cardboard
>not a board made out of cards
>try to stream myself playing videogames
>get swatted
>forget to turn my stream off
>get caught assaulting my girlfriend
>get caught masturbating
>Street Fighter
>you don't fight streets
>Dragon
>Has only four lims
>>339960830
Marine here.
Only thing we do in the water is wait t9 be called onto land. We go in by choppers.
>>339959358
>>339960507
>>339956073
>"Here, use this minigun!"
>Tosses you pic related
Why hasn't this joke been made yet?
>>339963235
You can start you vydia webcomic now anon!
>blowjob
>it's actually sucking not blowing
>Tactical nuke
> a regular nuke
>>339962324
Not gonna lie, the fact that they're named after a fucking circus animal makes me not take them serious. I met a girl at a party whose big brother was enlisted in the navy seals, I asked her if he taught her yet how to clap while balancing a ball on her face.
>RPG
>it doesn't fire rocket-propelled grenades
>>339963235
They literally used that exact joke in Half Life 2 and Undertale, retard
Shotgun bullet
>>339963451
i dont remember either
"load up the clipazine and pull the bolt"
>Javelin
>You fire it instead of throwing it.
>>339963442
>>339962324
Russia's got you covered.
https://youtu.be/KDSZFt_WU7E
>>339963442
>seals
>circus animals
you're thinking of elephants, retard
>Railgun
>Doesn't shoot train tracks
>>339962983
choppers that take off from naval vessels.
>Training
>No trains involved
>>339963451
When did they make that joke in half life?
>>339959358
Underrated
>console
>No therapy involved
>tank
>can't keep your goldfish and turtles in it
>Uzi
>sprays bullets
>Sword
>What word?
>pair of pants
>only one pants
>>339961425
They do though. There are so many FPS out there that a lot of the /k/ommando types I know in real life got that way because of vidya.
>>339959358
kek
>>339964704
>not pronouncing sword "saawardo"
>>339963421
>tactical nuke
>doesn't have a scope on it
>Chain mail
>Not a series of letters
>Not a letter made of chains
>buckshot
>isn't a shot buck
>>339965694
>plate armor
>isn't made of dinner plates
>>339965694
>leather armor
>you can't let her arm or equip herself
>>339965310
>British vampire
>can't say "The World"
>Sniper
>not Spanish verb
>Fire in the hole!
>There is no hole
>There is no fire
>doggystyle
>no canines are involved
>>339966417
>No canines are involved
>>339966396
>take cover!
>can't actually take the cover
>Bow
>No royalty in front of you
>>339966396
>fire at will!
>there is no fire near will
>nobody is named will
>>339967092
Gimme a hug man
>Jack Sparrow
>Actually human
>>339967227
Can you make me a sandwich first?
>>339967359
Nooh!
>Missile
>Not a woman named Ile
>Longsword, broadsword, and shortsword
>There are other swords in the game that are notably longer, broader, or shorter
>No standard sword with which to compare the relative dimensions of these swords to
>cruise missile
>always in a hurry
>>339967359
>>339967478
Upvoted!
>>339967989
>missile
>is a very accurate weapon
My years of /tg/ gaming myths have been for naught!
>>339964052
>railgun
>doesn't shoot irishmen and chinamin that build railroads
>>339965310
thats probably because that doesn't make any sense what you just said
>>339969551
>not faking asian accent
it's like you want to come off as uncultured white trash
>>339961969
Are you this new to fucking /v/?
The fact you either:
1. Have got him unfiltered
or
2. Know who he is
Shows how how new you are.
>>339969671
No one in their right mind would want to fake chinese accents because no one in the world wants to be chinese, not even people from china
>>339956073
>Cat is in the bag
>There is no cat
>There is no fucking bag
>It's dangerous out there, take this!
>It isn't that dangerous and a kid manages to do it
>>339968234
Katana is the greatest sword ever and is servery underpowered in all vidya.
>>339970145
.5/10
>I don't want any John Wayne style heroics!
>None of the characters will know who John Wayne is/was
>>339970236
Tis true. I recommend a 50% damage boost and 125% damage boost if used in authentic 2h sword fighting style from the Edo period. Plus 125% armour pen.
>ENEMY. MAN. 200 HUNDRED YARDS.
>You can't tell if it's a man or not
>>339970278
To be fair /v/ doesn't know who he was either.
>>339970145
Post the katanas are underpowered in D20 pasta.
>>339970376
.2/10
>>339970489
>ALL. MOVE TO. TREE. 10 O'CLOCK
>You're in a forest
>>339970523
>both of these are me
I knew who John Wayne is when I first heard that sad when I played Operation Flashpoint: Cold War Crisis. But that's out of luck.
As for the second (You), I hoped somebody would recognise where I was going with it.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat bl
>Dragon punch
>There's no dragon serving beverages
>>339970551
WRONG FAGGOT. SEE THIS TRAILER OF HOW KATANAS SHOULD BE. THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY AUTHENTIC. HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. IT'S PRO-WESTERN HISTORIANS WHO MAKE UP THIS MEME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPdmPC9hS9Y
>>339970763
>ENEMY. T72. 12 O'CLOCK.
>There isn't a T72 12O'Clock Tank.
>>339970896
.001/100
>zweihander
>nobody is handing out zweis
>>339971047
FUCKING KNIGHTFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD!
>>339971327
This is a European crusading board you chinese nigger
>Rapier
>There is no rapper who is better at raping than you are
>shotgun shell
>it's not a seashell shaped like a shotgun
>>339960507
>>339956169
>Tripfag
>He doesn't trip into a hole and die.
>>339971396
This board.... is lost.....
>>339956329
>suggested a salad
>order some bullshit
>>339971663
pepe should get ready to cry for real when he sees the yearbook photos
>>339971637
I made a copypasta for my own use for people like you.
>Oh! Look! One of those attention whoring tripfags!
>Damn I don't like those attention whoring tripfags!
>I know! I'll give attention to the attention whore, this will surely make them see the error of their ways!
>I even have a copypasta somebody else did to post!
>These attention seeking tripfags have NEVER been told they're tripfags!
>In fact, I'm 100% sure this attention seeking tripfag has NEVER been told he is tripfagging and going against my super sekret klub rules!
>If I tell him this, he'll totally drop the tripcode!
>I'm making the board a better place by moaning about tripfags, giving them attention and shitting up the thread with copypasta!
>Oh oh oh! Also I don't have enough braincells to realise that as soon as tripfags take off their trip, they are considered 'fine' and 'good posters' and if they shitpost, that's cool, cause they're anon!
>But wait, I am so fucking stupid, I don't realise tripfagging shitposters can be filtered, while anon shitposters can't!
>By demanding the attention seeker stops seeking attention, I am making the board worse as people who filter him now have to suffer his stuff due to him simply dropping the tag!
>I am a good poster. I am making the website a better place.
>t. Officer of 4chan; prospective janitor; Moderator hopeful!
>>339971761
>>339971903
>>339972068
Depressin', ain't it?
>Shotgun
>Shoots on the present tense
>>339971663
It was never yours to begin with Lo Pan, this has always been a board for Knights of the Crusade
>chaingun
>no chains are involved whatsoever
>>339972175
It makes my pepe cry white tears.
>>339972294
>chain gang
>it's not a gang whose members are all chains its just a bunch of niggers tied together
>nail gun
>you can't use it as a nail to hold something in place
>>339965087
nice tumblr gif
¨du soleil levant http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VusGNFB--91TTtUcPXDTMh3HaoOdo3BIo8zXHHrLIeS2qXzKR1xUY7hOyoEJNHXqYp_ekObTxPyAd8Bdq5UGZas24N3yye34KjANPdcHsp4KefQudB1zBnXg04eFacscZZUIEsY-B2TfOdZwXXk2uZbOaASy-fleIuWDlSXkCw8A9Jsjd_Qz0VbYd9e_nE8YgL_3XEZqCDlpbgnNlKqppFxckw6V--UsXaiEn-px0yOXjhHaErAAMj1u6QaG3acnTF4ytlTlNd9EJwEqP0h1rkGnySJZnA&th=,jn9Xf16w3tekh4I0E_y2jrDabos6JhbwAAAAI6AAAAAM-ABrbQqrjfWD8Yr5feIdN2e_0x-FmIG7NJfOQtBzM-i0nCWeq5farkwD6vk923w1sy2knCa3btjPewmWosFwUGTtVaeC2aejDysb7xkhxmhCXn1UYn4hTSphdBJxCH9oTLiO9yC7eYMYF_tC5Z9rALXtRdDA0MtEctqcABhZcZqNNa01Pg4FH9RnYIvh4qxe3M4cPiAEV96UzPUD7uXwoie4o83PfHz9W5Xoz_gDpm9POIVLJSJsyYIaQnWZncYVhGT0FVNMfae0U_zbpSUMW2cAZrAs77VVXuO5jJLdHmL1kIc4_PaL31No-TNAnFEssBKVTpx8zhchB2q86-ssj4ByZnPZIxDKcL4eMwNAKNbrHcnGEWBFZKMzzIvQbCSLCEBFekV0
>>339965310
>not pronouncing it both ways just to cover your bases
https://youtu.be/hwPaI_AYEbQ?t=2m1s
>>339972252
I don't believe you. Back up your post with at least 20 screencaps. Or you're a filthy gaijin liar.
>>339972390
It just makes me wear my hat.
>desert eagle
>isn't an eagle living in the desert
>JRPG
>No power of friendship
>>339972604
Look on the bright side.
At least you didn't try to vicariously live out your hs sexual fantasies in the work place.
>Spear
>'s not a pear
>>339972294
Actually there is, chain guns use a type of device to cycle the cartridge rather than the force of the cartridge itself, and usually said device uses a chain similar to on you'd find on a motorcycle
>>339972604
Screencaps? sounds chinese to me. This is strictly a board for non chinese, european crusaders of the middle ages
>>339972479
It fires nails you dumb shit
it's a gun
that guns nails
it ain't rocket science
>>339972962
People keep mistaking gatling guns, chainguns and miniguns for each other.
>>339973020
>nail gun
>guns nails
>implying a nail gun isn't supposed to nail guns
no my friend, you are wrong
>>339972749
And you do? How so?
>>339973002
World respected form of evidence. Trust me, I wear glasses.
>>339972698
I love this game.
>>339973069
People like to relate them to how fast they fire the bullets righr?
>>339973167
No silly, living in the past is bad.
>>339973164
no, if the intentional function was to nail guns then it would be a gun nailer
a nail gun, on the other hand, guns nails
>>339973069
True, thanks doom
>fire at will
>free will doesnt exist
>>339973167
I can confirm without a shadow of a doubt that only chinese people wear glasses so therefore you are lying about it being a world respected form of evidence. No self respecting person would wear glasses
>>339973069
>Gatling Gun
I think you mean Maxim gun.
>>339973259
no no, you see, a nailgun would imply that you nail guns, to nail a gun to the wall
to gun a nail would be to gunnail
>>339973325
Damn, you got me anon. If you need me, I'll be being sad in space... Unless of course only AMERICANS have gone to space!?!?!
>>339973470
No no, that was a hoax, only russians have gone to space, and monkeys but not the human kind
>>339973470
PEPE CONFIRMED FOR AMERICAN.
>>339973586
THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE THE NASA EMBLEM ON MY SUIT?!
>>339956073
>coffee mug
>it's actually a tiny suitcase
>>339973674
You can buy those at any thrift store in the states, I myself have at least four
>Assault Rifle
>You don't assault anybody with it
>>339961864
>Take cover
>Recover
>>339973794
Bastard. Better lock your door anon... Hide yo' kids, hide your emblems... cause I'm coming for them.
>>339961864
>Retreat? Hell, we just go here!
>space marine
>error.png
>mortar
>it isnt more tar
>>339974042
>Space Marine
>WE ARE THE EMPERORS FUREH!
>>339956329
>>339971765
t. REDS.
Stop whoring for attention on an anonymous image board.
Greentexting it doesn't make it less true.
>>339973191
To the average pleb all of them are simply more dakka. The technical difference isn't nearly as interesting unless you live in /k/.
>>339974317
>REDs
>taking off his trip
>EVER
He's been doing it for years, chucklefuck, if you know who REDs is, why the fuck you moaning he has a fucking trip? Ignore him. Don't feed him (You)'s. Some really simple as shit, Holmes.
>>339974547
Aren't gatling guns typically mounted onto vehicles or is it the other way around
>>339974860
In simple terms its the mechanism that varies between each gun. The minigun though is virtually always vehicle mounted (as both a gatling gun and chaingun can be tripod mounted iirc).
>>339959683
>sniper rifle
>doesn't shoot snipers
>"Enemies at 2 'o clock!"
>It's not even noon yet
I'm a busy guy.
>>339970812
Holy fuck your autism is incredible
>Minimi
>isn't an Doctor Evil midget clone
>fire at will
>but he's your best friend
>game is called "Doom"
>There's hope
>>339975307
This must be bait. You can't be this fucking new.
>>339975307
You're so new it fucking hurts.
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Counter-Strike" bullshit that's going right now. WW2 FPS games deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine WW2 FPS in Russia for 4,000 Ruble (that's about 5 cents) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even make the so-called pro players rage quit with my leet skill.
Overworked programmers spend months working on a single FPS game and write up to a trillion lines of code to produce the finest games known to all civilizations.
World War 2 FPSs are thrice as challenging as Counter-Strike and thrice as enjoyable for that matter too. Anything a Modern Warfare 3 player can snipe, a Battlefield 1942 gamer can snipe better. I'm pretty sure you could easily rank top in any server with a simple practice in WW2 FPS.
Ever wonder why RPG game producers never bothered competing with WW2 FPS game producers? That's right, they were too scared of losing too much money trying to convert the die-hard gamer fags and their quality games of addiction. Even in the 22nd century, gamers of other genre will gang up on the gamers who will have played WW2 FPS first because their leet skill will still be feared and respected.
So what am I saying? WW2 FPSs are simply the best games that mankind has ever made.
>>339963451
really, source on the HL2 joke?
>>339965938
That shit doesn't even make sense. Nobody pronounces it that way.
>>339975307
Get outta here
>>339975307
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Prototype Plasmid Subject" bullshit that's going on in the Bioshock universe right now. Big Daddies deserve much better than that. Much, much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Big Daddy in Rapture for 2,400 Dollars (that's about Y20,000,000,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Big Daddy.
Andrew Ryan's smiths spend years working on a single Big Daddy and fold it up to a tousand times (potato, leprechaun) to produce the finest Big Daddies known to mankind.
Big Daddies are thrice as sharp as Those KGB Wolves or CIA Jackals and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a KGB Wolf or CIA Jackal can cut through, a Rivet Gun or Big Daddy Drill can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Big Daddy's Drill could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why the Red Soviet Union never bothered conquering Rapture? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Big Daddies and their Little Sisters of destruction. Even in Bioshock I, PC Gamers targeted the Big Daddies first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Big Daddies are simply the best sword that Rapture has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in Bioshock II. Here is the stat block I propose for Big Daddies:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Big Daddies in real life, don't you think?
>>339975276
It does though
>>339970812
>America better fear Japan's katanas of mass destruction
Kek
>>339975538
>for 4,000 Ruble (that's about 5 cents)
>use bow
>you don't pay your respect to anyone
>Black Mage
>he's white
>>339976997
>Blue Mage
>Black
>>339958286
>maxigun
?
>>339975412
you are their Doom, John.
>crowbar
>not a bar made out of crows
>>339976997
>black like my soul
>>339966396
Best yet
>>339976021
>implying that the sniper actually shoots himself through his rifle
>message board
>none of the replies are entertaining
>Thread
>isn't just a piece of string.
>>339980117
shaggy this isn't weed.
