Why is there a chainsaw on mars, there are no trees?
Because there's demons on mars.
Duh.
buft there are demons
Read the codex
>>339954862
Why is there Hell on mars when it's just a Christian concept of punishment?
it was being terrariaformed
>>339954862
doom 3 answered this question
>>339954862
Why is the chainsaw so shitty in D4? It was the best melee weapon ever in originals
>>339954862
What the fuck are you talking about trees for? A CHAINsaw cuts CHAINS, retard.
>>339954862
Yeah. Chainsaws there are silly but weaponised demons and gates to hell and eons old armor on dudes brought out of stasis in sarcophogi are a-ok.
Actually I'm kind of with you. Then again why have heavy weapons at all? The profit margin for hell energy has to be super low if you need rocket launchers.
dude it's just a game bro lol who cares
>>339955210
Does a chain gun gun chains?
Because they were all cut down, think about it.
>>339955372
>minigun
>one of the biggest guns in the game
>>339955372
No, it's several guns chained together for bigger damage.
>>339954862
It does say in the codex that it's likely an illegally smuggled item
>>339955136
This. Some warehouse bloke fucked up.
>>339954862
In the old games it was supposed to be a shipping error; they came instead of some other tools they needed.Also, because Evil Dead II is a really cool movie.
>>339955105
Because Jesus (who is the Christ) once fought and kicked the shit out of the demons from 'Hell', just like Doomguy did.
Then he told all his followers about it and they put it in the good book.
>>339954862
Thank you for demonstrating that you are incapable of reading the in-game Codex entries for the Chainsaw.
>>339956010
>the guy who ordered chainsaws in 3 somehow managed to survive and order them again in Doom.
>>339954862
>no upgrade to give it two blades
>>339956202
Guess he found out they were a good idea after all.
>>339956113
>reading
>in Doom
What am I, a fag?
>>339956108
But Jesus was a black street magician that was lorded up because his street magic freaked their minds.
>>339956317
I wonder where he is now. God bless you Chainsaw Man.
Why is the chainsaw in nudoom so fucking gay?
>tfw playing console version so no way to give myself infinite ammo with the chainsaw i should really buy a computer
>>339956336
well if not you sure ask a lot of questions for a straight person
>>339955105
Hell isn't 'on' Mars, that just happened to be where the portal to Hell was opened.
what game?
>>339956583
Well the Door to hell and all it's demons are on Mars so no amount of sentence picking makes what I said any less true. like a good 65%-70% of hell in on Mars easy.
>>339956647
Halo
>>339956734
Because that's where the fucking portal was. Why is that so hard to understand? It the portal opened on Uranus, for example, then that's where they'd all end up.
>>339954862
To cut ice?
>>339956647
Lockdown Effect: The Master Chief Collection
>>339956860
Right but it didn't. So Hell is technically on Mars. Stop being an idiot about something so simple.
>>339956860
MY ASS
>>339956734
>>339957261
Do you have difficulty understanding the concept of an interdimensional gateway?
Hell is literally not even on the same plane of existence as Mars.
"Marcus,
Those morons at Mixom have done it again. I requisitioned a crate of jackhammers. What we got were several crates of chainsaws and no jackhammers at all. What the hell were they thinking? Chainsaws serve no purpose on Mars!
I'm sending these back as soon as I get the time. Meanwhile, I would appreciate it if you could lodge another complaint with Mixom and expedite my jackhammers when they do arrive.
David Robbins
Industrial Complex"
>>339959331
That's from Doom 3.
>>339959331
Oh so it's some douchebag on earth who keeps shipping chainsaws haha
>>339954862
They got rid of all the trees with the chainsaws.
