>start up an FPS
>that one friend who's bad at the game invites you to a group
What do you do?
>friends
Both of my Steam friends know I don't play multipleb garbage.
>>339950323
Play with them a bit and try to carry them. Then get frustrated and do some else
>friends
>birthday yesterday
>coworkers find out
>"hey anon let's go out!"
>awkward drive back
Some people are not meant to have friends, I think. I'm fine being alone
>>339950323
play for a bit and then make an excuse to leave and go masturbate
>>339950323
alt f4 and dont come back for at least a month
>>339951142
>nobody at work knows my birthday
>plan to take the week off ahead of time
>nobody ever finds out
>having friends
>want to play a game with a couple people so I don't have to do all the work
>friend doesn't play that game
>don't want to ask /v/ or /vg/
>>339951142
>move to Japan and work as an English Teacher
>coworkers always want me to go out with them on my birthday
>always politely decline
>they accept it completely
>go home and cry by myself because I miss my familyLiving in Japan isn't all it's cracked up to be if you're used to being surrounded by family throughout all of your life.
>>339951490
Same here, friend.
>>339951142
>leaving job
>coworkers want to have a leaving party
Dear God just let me leave
>>339951743
it is if you're not a socially retarded man-child you fucking autist.