I NEED TWO CONSOLE SHOOTERS, A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST, A MEDIUM RARE RTS AND A PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAY
>>339931868
Fuck you, Chef
>>339931868
>PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAY
One Sengoku Rance comin' right up
Your racing game with extra fast is FAST Racing Neo. It's really fucking good.
For your two console shooters, we'll go with DOOM. It's good enough for two servings and the rest are shit. Though if you don't mind waiting, we can serve you Shadow Warrior 2.
>>339931868
I ain't not no bitch.
>>339931868
>TWO CONSOLE SHOOTERS
Mindjack
D44M
You never said they have to be good chef
>A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
Any F-Zero if you want fast numbers. Flatout 2 isn't fast like 800kph fast, but it feels fast as fuck when tearing through forest or whatever.
>MEDIUM RARE RTS
Total Annihilation
>PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAY
That doesn't exist chef, people who say otherwise are fucking idiots.
>>339931868
Vanquish, DOOM
Burnout 3
>>339931868
>two console shooters
Can I ask why the Customer wants me to shit on his plate?
>>339931868
too ambiguous, what kind of shooters? single player or multiplayer? for what consoles?
>He thinks race simulators are games
simulators are not video games
>He didn't play every single RTS available for PC
Pathetic chef, you are not a true master race until you have done this.
>He doesn't know about the best porn game with gameplay that is posted on /v/ frequently
Shit chef, I quit.
>>339931868
>TWO CONSOLE SHOOTERS
What the fuck chef
> A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
been years since I played one
>A MEDIUM RARE RTS
Civ or Total war series or Age of emperies if you want too
> A PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAY
I though almost every one who had a month here would know about rance, I guess I can put some kamidori alchemy and Big bang age. I been playing other one but I still havent finished it chef.
>>339934115
Vegans
>A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
Here's one, it'sWii U Exclusive
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>>339934784
>Civ
>RTS
Into the fucking trash you go
>>339932740
>PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAY
>That doesn't exist chef, people who say otherwise are fucking idiots.
>>339931868
Here you go, Chef.Red Orchestra 2
The Precursors
Top Gear Rally 64
StarCraft
Morenatsu
>>339931868
>I NEED TWO CONSOLE SHOOTERS
CALL OF DUTY 4 AND STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2
>A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
F-ZERO GX
>A MEDIUM RARE RTS
VANILLA STARCRAFT - NO BROOWARS EXPANSION
AND A PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAYRAPELAY
>>339934978
>Wii U
IT'S FUCKING RAW, THAT'S WHAT IT IS
TAKE IT BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME
I hope no one here actually enjoys their steak at anything more than medium rare.
Here's your racing game with extra fast, chef!
>>339935840
Anon that posted >>339935643
I prefer my steaks well or medium well
>>339935643
>CALL OF DUTY 4 AND STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2
YOU USED SO MUCH BLOOM IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT THE FUCKING SUN
>>F-ZERO GX
IT'S FOR THE FUCKING GAMECUBE? WHO STILL FUCKING OWNS A GAMECUBE? YOU THINK IT'S STILL 2003?
>>VANILLA STARCRAFT - NO BROOWARS EXPANSION
IT'S SO OLD THE FUCKING MOLD'S GETTING MOLDY. WHO'S GOING TO PLAY THIS? GRANDMA?
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN, YOU'RE FIRED
>>339936228
>If boring RAPELY
CHEF YOU MISSED THE ONE THING THAT MATTERED
WHO ELSE IN THIS KITCHEN CAN SAY THEY PREPPED A GOOD PORN GAME WITH GOOD GAMEPLAY
LETS SEE WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR A GOOD PORN GAME WOTH GOOD GAMEPLAY SHALL WE?
>>339935840
Are there actually people petty enough to get worked up about how others eat their food?
Doesn't that make your life a miserable trainride of agony?
>>339936514
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? YOU PREP ME A GAME WITH N O GAMEPLAY AT ALL AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO PRESENT IT AS THE "ONLY THING THAT MATTERS"?
WHERE'S THE FUN? DID YOU DO ANYTHING BUT SHIT ON A FUCKING PLATTER THEN WAVE IT AROUND UNDER MY NOSE?
GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO CALL SECURITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
>>339936514
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT, CHEF! RAPELAY'S """""""""""""""""""""""""""""GAMEPLAY""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" CONSISTS NOTHING MORE THAN CLICKING AND MOUSE TO GROPE. IF YOU WANT A GOOD PORN GAME WITH GOOD GAMEPLAY, LOOK NO FURTHER THAN SENGOKU RANCE!
>>339932740
>doesn't exist
>being this much of a child
rance sucks. a good porn gameplay game is Demon's Sperm
>>339937303
breasts are too big
>>339931868
>doom, bioshock infinite
>need for speed underground or test drive unlimited, F1& WRC are fun too
>age of nations
>dead or alive / princess trainer
>>339931868
>A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
Distance, Trackmania 2, Grip
> A MEDIUM RARE RTS
Supcom forged alliance, total annihilation, ashes of the singularity
>>339932740
>what is A Dance With Rogues
>>339931868
CHEF WE'RE ALL OUT OF CODERS
>>339931868
there's a porn mod for doom
![1368902518834[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jJApZJB.gif "1368902518834[1].gif")
>>339931868
I've prepared a Kurovadis chef, I think it'll do nicely as that porn game
>>339931868
i aint ni bitch
i'll Take a RPG with comedy, lore, and long enough to last a week, i'll aslo need a side of hard bosses, and loot
>Halo 3
>GoldenEye 64
>F-Zero GX
>Sengoku Rance
>>339938559
Tales of Symphonia
>>339938559
Might and Magic 6: Mandate of Heaven
>>339932721
You are so stupid throwing away this opportunity
>>339938690
Tales of Symphonia is busted on PC, nice try
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TeJukmT.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>339938559
I've cooked a Dragon Quest 8 up, I think it'll be to your liking.
>>339938790
i only take modern RPG's
>>339938690
the only comedy in tales of symphonia is in the horrid cutscenes
>>339931868
Black, Vanquish
F-Zero GX
Rise of Nations
Bunny Black
>>339938914
Yes, don't you remember the failed assassination of the angel
>>339938559
we serve shitposts here, sir.
>>339938707
you fucking Dweeb i only play FPS not "Shit Player Shooter"
>>339938998
what do you play then?
>>339931868
>TWO CONSOLE SHOOTERS
Halo 5
Killzone:Shadow Fall
>A RACING GAME WITH EXTRA FAST
Distance
>MEDIUM RARE RTS
Rise of Nations
>PORN GAME WITH A SIDE OF GOOD GAMEPLAYi don't know. There's no hourglass expansion stuff so who cares
>>339939240currently switching between DOOM and Dota 2
Metro redux is $8.99 right now and it includes both titles plus their expansions.
Yes chef!
>Porngame with gameplay
Huniepop coming out hot behind you chef!
>>339939356
I've heard that there are some problems with Metro 2033 Redux.
Hey there y'all! I need a double battered deep fried package of RTS goodness.
>>339939340
Doom? Dota 2?
i seen Gearbox games more fun
>>339939465
I can not say I have experienced anything on account I just made it to Riga.
>>339939579you've also seen Gearbox games less profitablethat probably doesn't make sense but who cares
>>339939465
The problems are minor atmospheric ones you only notice if you played the original. They changed the time of day of some of the surface levels.
The gameplay is better and the bugs are gone.
>>339939650
From what I've heard, there are some graphical downgrades when compared to the original Metro 2033.
>>339932740
>That doesn't exist chef, people who say otherwise are fucking idiots.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT SENGOKU RANCE IS!? I FUCKING DARE YOU TO TRY AND TELL ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!!
>>339939757
>CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT SENGOKU RANCE IS!?it's shit, chef. Also, I liked you better in the UK shows when you weren't playing up the anger for the camera
>>339939746
Huh, well that's no big deal. The last time I played this game was when it was a free title on the PS3.
>>339938559
The Witcher 3 : The Wild Hunt
>>339934410
>He thinks race simulators are games
GTA has driving in it.
Does that make it not a game?
What about Mario Kart?
>>339936637
>Are there actually people petty enough to get worked up about how others eat their food?
/ck/.
>>339932741
>Burnout 3
>Not Burnout Paradice
>>339931868
THANK YOU CHEF
>>339939420
>Huniepop
>>339931868
SPLATOON
D44M
FAST RACING NEO
GOTHIC ARMADA
TOBIHIME, PIC RELATED
>>339941337
>angry birds
>good gameplay
>>339940784
>choosing Paradise over Takedown
Your underage is showing
>>339940784
Burnout 3 was so much better than paradise. I respect that niggas choice.
>>339940784
>picking an okay burnout game over the greatest racing game ever made
>>339941669
>Implying Tobihime isn't fun as fuck with its RPG elements combined with breeding and its Angry birds gameplay.
>>339941694
>>339941751
>>339941797
Burnout 3 has aged like milk covered dog shit
>>339932740
>That doesn't exist chef, people who say otherwise are fucking idiots.
Get some taste.
>>339941850I didn't figure out how to equip items
>>339941890
I can tell you never played it
CALL OF DUTY AND CALL OF DUTY COMING UP CHEF
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME NEED FOR SPEED TO GET THIS MEDIUM RARE DUNE DELIVERED, WITH A TOWER OF SUCCUBUS ON TOP
