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Why is she just so great?
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>>339914872
Because she's useful, unlike Widowmaker
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I want to see Mercy get obliterated by Reinhardt.
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Too bad playing as her is boring as fuck, the BR is far more fun.
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>>339915769
>mercy
>boring
Pick one
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>>339914872
>play as Mercy
>hear her high heels
>get boner
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>>339914872
Because she's cute.
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I want Mercy to nurse me.
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/vg/ agrees that she is the best waifu.
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>You will never wake up to the smell of pancakes as she enters the bedroom wearing nothing but an apron.
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>>339918386
>wearing nothing but an apron.
This fetish will never do anything for me.
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Post more 76&D.va
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>>339918269
The only thing correct about this image is that Mercy is god tier. She is literally an angel sent from heaven who's unfortunate burden is that no dick is worthy of her immaculate womanhood.
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Because she gives you the attention you need sempai and also stockings.
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>>339914872
Intact hymen.
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This is a 37 year old woman
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>>339918809
Only because her healing bits fixes it every time.

That girl is a healslut, tried and true. She's just good at hiding it.
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>>339918673
>also stockings
This
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>>339918269
zarya deserves to be higher on this list
I was surprised she's actually quite likable, the hair is still fucking retarded though
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>>339918614
What about Reinharts?
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>>339918927
I think I will give you 5 minutes to take that back.
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>>339919041
You're absolutely retarded
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>>339919059
All I can think about when I see this image is how sharp the edges of her armor looks.
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>>339919217
>hates omnic scum
>best offense ult period
>always reliable and useful
>doesn't have an annoying accent or bad puns like mei and tracer
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>>339914872
there seems to be alot of trannies picking Mercy
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>>339919334
>never protects the mercy keeping her alive
>spams "heal me!" when she runs off to kill people at spawn
Yeah no. It could be bad players but I have never had a good time healing her
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>>339914872
I don't know, to me she's the most boring, plain and faceless character in that game. There's nothing interesting about her. Her intractions with other heroes is just as blah. The's a single interaction with reaper that makes you raise an eyebrow, and even then it says more about him than her. Literal non-character. Might as well be replaced by an amoeba and nothing will change.
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>>339919617
Well that's fine anon! People can have shitty opinions of they want!
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>pure
>rejecting of sexuality

Factually wrong.

Men are made in Gods image and semblance, men like sex, so yes, sex is a characteristic we have been given as semblance to God, therefore it is a pure thing.
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>>339915769
Mercy is way more fun, because she can fly to accompany people and can actually heal people from the brink of death in the middle of fights, instead of having to just sit near someone for 10 seconds to restore them. Plus her pistol's better than Lucio's gun, and she can buff attack to make really stupid shit happen.
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>>339918269
>Aryan goddess

Until you realize shes not german.
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>>339920290
Aryan doesn't mean German.
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>>339915680
widowmaker is useful if you have someone who can play her, but i know you don't have friends anon
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>>339920204
FUCKING RETARD DELETE THIS

MERCY IS PURE
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>>339920371
Well, not anymore.....
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>>339919457
i use zarya and i shield mercy any time I can because i know some fuckwit will try to kill her.
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The medic is better
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>>339920204
Source of all those pics please?
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>>339919334
She's a good character, there's no issue there. But she makes a terrible waifu.
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>>339920610
nigga just put mercy into r34, in fact with how much overwatch porn there is you could probably just google it
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>>339920143
lucio is way more effective though.

with mercy it's either heal or damage boost or blaster.

lucio can heal and shoot at the same time, also he heals your entire team and not just a single person. with his e he can still top people pretty fast (rate is about the same as mercy's heal) and again, it's AOE.

and the knockback is just a guaranteed kill on some maps.
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>play Widowmaker
>get POTG
>I only kill 2 people there with terrible speed
I wanted to die.
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>>339921020

I prefer playing mercy because I like her mobility more.

Sanic fast is cool, but plunging towards your allies and flying all over the place goes ways...
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>1st lootbox of the day
>get 500 coins
Just 235 more for my Reinhardt skin, bros.
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>>339921029
bro, I got PoG for a single Rez when I've been in a game where I rezzed 3 people at the same time.

My game must have been horribly shit for me to get PoG
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>>339921224
>Spending 1000 on a Reinhardt skin when the best costs 250
Why though?
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>>339921020

I wish wall riding gave Lucio a slight speed boost

Honestly, I wish Lucio was just an assault class character. His mobility is by far the most fun in the game.
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>>339921554
Bloodknight is the best, you memetist.
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>>339917878
fucking same, when playing hanamura and you can hear it on the wood floors hoo boy
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>>339917878
excellent taste
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>>339921805
You have a very weird way of spelling Bundeswehr
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>>339922018
The armor is nice but I don't like his face.
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How long until /v/ starting to hate Mercy?
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>>339917878
The high heels sounds are so prominent.
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>>339921573
I wish they'd make another character with the same levels of mobility. It's really fun
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What is it about her the attracts the worst people in the game (other than genji players)? 9/10 times they are guys barking orders at their team and complaining as if they think they are field generals.

Alternatively Lucio players are usually chill so I don't get why are the healslut primaddonas flocked to her.
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Devil and Satan skin are so ugly.
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>>339923324
>he doesn't have a horn fetish
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>>339923249
Because it's way easier to notice how bad your team is when you're directly observing them. Like why have you STILL not gone and destroyed that teleporter? No wonder we're losing.
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>>339923436
The horns are literally the only good thing about it.
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>>339918269
Something about Symmetra's design just screams failure to me. She looks like a shitty version of Pharah. I don't quite understand but whenever I see her I just get pissed off. Maybe it's because of the shitty smug face too
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>>339914872
Why is her artwork top tier but her sfm is bottom tier?
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That Widowmaker skin is litearlly perfect.

Perfectly perfect in every way.
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>>339923745
because her actual model is crap
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>>339923578

Well have you ever noticed no ever listens to you? Half the time it's out of spite because you sound like a cunt. Keep your mouth shut because you are doing the most damage your team than anyone.
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>>339923919
I don't sound like a cunt though, but it's not like I'm Mercy often. But when I am one I tend to say things like "Pharah, please focus on the Mei", "Genji, please look for the teleporter"
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>>339923683
>my fetish isn't enough
guess he really doesn't have a horn fetish
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>>339923967

Maybe you do, maybe you don't but I'm just talking about Mercy's that do that with their whiny voices. I can see your point about how it's easier to see what is going on from a passive perspective though.
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>>339923967
>Genji please look for the teleporter
>dies in 3 seconds to turrets defending said teleporter

You're like that guy who told me genji is only a counter pick to mccree and soldier while I was shutting down their widow and tracer and mercy.
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>>339923919
>>339923967
>tfw play Mercy
>never talk, just heal and damage buff
>res whenever I'm needed
>people want to add me literally every game

lately I've been playing games as Mercy where people aren't dying as much and I can't use my ult very often. I try to save for 2+ res but most of the time now it's just one guy dying at a time
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I play a lot of Mercy and I will tell my team to do their jobs if they suck at it.

Why? Because I'm better than them at DPS roles, I'm playing support because they refuse to play anything outside of their mains and only pick DPS/Defense classes every single game. I've been playing the closed beta for 4-5 months prior to release and have 2-3,000 more rounds played than they do, I know what needs to be done and if something isn't happening I'm going to speak up.

I have no patience for people who can't kill a turret, won't stand behind Rein and fire their guns, or ignore the Tracer that's spawncamping me.
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>>339918269
HONOR and JUSTICE > muh healing
Pharah > Mercy
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>>339919457
>It could be bad players
"Could" be? Zarya is amazing, you've just never had a good one. Rein/Zarya/Mercy is the threesome of a lifetime, the synergy is off the charts.

They really do need to give you the option for a different hair color, though. I hate that I have to cover those glorious biceps just to get rid of that stupid pink hair.
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>>339924742
Holy fuck, that hair. Was she really that close to perfect the whole time?
Blizzard why
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>>339924742
>Zarya and rein

Zarya has issues charging her gun on Reinhardt because he already has a shield of his own. When I play Zarya I find roadhog and DVa are theost useful. Winston can be and then Reinhardt is least.
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>>339924984

Anyone who fires at rein directly will charge Zaryas shield even if he is holding his up. Zarya is one of the strongest characters in the game and Zarya/Mercy/Rein is amazing as is double Zarya+whatever.
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>>339924984
That's not really true. Zarya's bubble pokes out in front of Rein's barrier, so if they're shooting anywhere near the middle of the rectangle you'll get charge anyway. On top of that when Rein decides to break stance and charge the bubble prevents him from being stunned and keeps him alive long enough to close the distance - and he ALWAYS gets shot at so you'll always get the energy out of it.

There's a reason why in competitive play Reinhardt/Zarya is run on basically every offensive round. It's gooooooooood.
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>>339914872
>great single target healing
>great damage boost
>can fly with the best girl (Pharah) to obliterate people in so many scenarios
>has probably had Pharah's thighs wrapped snugly around her head within the past 24 hours
>Rez is an awesome ugly and charges fast
>has a good sidearm and killing with it is humiliating to the enemy
>beautiful design
>beautiful skins, even the cheap ones
>stylish emotes, highlight intros, win poses and sprays

I literally cannot think of a reason not to like her.
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I want to marry Mercy!
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>>339924352
>most played mercy
>basically only communicate when i'm getting dived and nobody's noticed
>nobody even asks to add me

:(
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>>339923793
I like her huntress skin better.
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>>339926413

>Love the Huntress coloration of that outfit
>End up getting the Cumtease version
>Buying the Huntress one now would just be a waste because I have the purple version of the outfit already

why god
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>>339926413
No, the shit stain on her upper lip ruins it, otherwise it's great.
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lucio is better in every possible way
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>>339917878
>Fighting in heels
dumb bitch
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>tfw no cute pharah stroking my hard-on with her perfect body after a long day at the gym together

Life is pain
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LAST LOOTBOX OF TODAY:

WISH ME LUCK.
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>>339918269
>D.va
>Pure

"Gamer girls" are the biggest sluts around.
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>>339926929
It's not a problem when you can fly.
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>>339922018
>muh garbage camo
>muh nazi patriotism
get some fucking taste, every single legendary skin is better
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>>339926929
It's tactical warfare. Your enemies can't concentrate anymore because of their boners.
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>>339926858
He's just so much more fun.
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>>339914872
>shit accent
>shit hair

get better taste
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>>339917878
>clackfags
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>>339927114
>BUNDESWEHR
>nazi
American education.
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>>339926998
The only good thing was 150 coins but I still need 80 more.
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>>339918386
>no tits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>339917878
>>339927181
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>>339927238

Haven't gotten a skin since like lvl14, 28 now

Literally all unlocks have been for shithead heroes like mcree and hanzo
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>>339926858
He's more fun, but I can't help but feel useless compared to a Mercy when my E is on cooldown. My healing simply doesn't feel intense enough for point pushing when it's recovering. Am I doing something wrong?
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>>339927316
>>339927238
I wish I could sell skins desu senpai.
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>>339918386
Why is reaper eating dinner if she's making pancakes?
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>>339919334
>"In Russia, game plays you"
>not a shitty meme
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>>339927185
Thanks for proving my point you fucking commie.
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>>339927316
lvl 43
2 legendaries
Artic Zarya and Hockey(w/o helmet) Lucio
I want Evil Mercy.
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>>339927813
HEROES NEVER DIE.. for a price.
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I want to lick Mercy's heels.
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>>339927451

Because eating breakfast for breakfast is what cocksucking conformists do. It's like you don't even understand the darkness in his soul! GAWD!
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>>339928060
I want to do her doggystyle as she's leaning against her mecha.
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>>339927298
I want this but on my dick.
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>>339928060
Blizzard here. Could you please delete this?
Thanks.
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>fellow heelfags ITT
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My mains, which skin is superior? I like them all, while all of them looking rather out of place. Should buy at least one of em. Got Jackal for Pharah and Gold Vanilla for Mercy
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Anyone know the counter to Zarya? She wasn't that used before now she's all over the place.
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>>339929074
Widowmaker
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>>339928839
Cobalt Mercy > Redhead Mercy
Blue Pocahontas Pharah = Jackal
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>>339918386
Soldier 76 as a dad is my favorite new meme.
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>>339914872
I want Mercy to carry me to Valhalla.
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Anyone goddamn unlucky like me in loot boxes?

Level 67 and only got 9 legendaries. One was even a goddamn dupe.
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>>339925132
5 zaryas and a lucio are like unbeatable on king of the hill maps.
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After playing 60 hours of D.Va in the beta, I'm enjoying my time as a healslut and dyketank both.
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>>339915680
widowmaker is useful for her ultimate, but that's all she's useful for
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>>339927451
He had an attitude about it yesterday, so he's eating it today cold.
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>>339927813

Only had 1 legendary in all those and its the cum-punk skin for tracer...
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>>339929419
>Level 67 and only got 9 legendaries
Legendaries are rare as fuck, be glad you have that many.
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Can someone explain how Zarya works? I keep on hearing something like, her damage increases when you block or something.
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>>339929560
>but that's all she's useful for

Not true.
I can think of plenty of things she's useful for.
Most of them involve wet holes.
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>>339927448

Soon anon, blizz would have to be one gigantic retard to not copy that system off valve
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>>339929691
Selling as in getting rid of skins that I don't want for coins.
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>>339929801

that I'd doubt
but trading between players would be stupid to skip
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>Have 2200 gold.
>Want to buy a Mercy legendary skin.
>Know that the moment I do, that exact skin will drop from a loot box.
>Continue to horde my credits and buy nothing.
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>be mercy
>heal up genji
>he's back to full
>MADA MADA
>runs off
>RYUJIN NO-AAAAGH
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>>339929854
>tfw getting legendary skins of characters you hardly ever use.
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Every time I see Mercy's gorgeous visage I just want to facefuck her until she vomits.
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>>339930010

Thats not very kind anon, cant you just facefuck her until she swallows?
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>>339929942

Of all the heroes on the roster, Genji is the one I heal up last. No matter how low he is.
If I see a Genji at critical and a Mei missing maybe 20hp, I'll heal the damn Mei.
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Why is D.VA x S76 so popular?
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>>339930068
Daddy issue
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>>339929986

During the closed beta I had all four Roadhog legendary skins, and got the sharktooth one twice.
I played roadhog one time.
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>>339930010
Wow rude
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>>339929986
>Junkrat Legendary
>Zarya Legendary
>Two Toblerone Legendaries
>I use Reinhardt, Lucio, Soldier 76, and Pharah
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So who else headcanon the following:

>Morrison and Reyes fucked each other up so bad they both died at the Overwatch HQ event
>There may or may not have been foul play at work compliments of Talon; it doesn't totally matter whether there was or wasn't
>Mercy couldn't handle it and got to work creating her resurrection tech
>The procedure either plain failed and caused Mercy to resort to more drastic measures or went haywire right from the get-go
>Reyes winds up as some half-alive half-dead abomination with cells that are constantly dying as well as regenerating. The ratio is not 1:1, thus creating Reaper's Soul Globe health steal mechanic as he needs to steal some form of nebulous life energy to sustain his incomplete form.
>Mercy feels horrible about what happened to Reyes but still feels some sense of obligation to fix Morrison
>She refines the resurrection process further now that she has some data to work off of, but the proceedure is still imperfect and is unable to fix all of the damage he sustained in the fight (facial scars).
>Pulling Morrison back from the brink of death had the side effect of bleaching his hair white, which may be shared with Reaper if we ever see beneath his hood.
>Morrison's personality darkened, becoming more brooding and edgy postmortem just like Reyes, albeit to a much lesser degree, and remnants of Morrison's former personality remain.
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>>339930046
Offtopic, but how common is it for women to be into stuff like being facefucked?
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>>339914872
Healers in all videogames need to be rounded up and exterminated. People who play healers do so because they are physically and mentally inferior, it's their little safety zone. They have inferior genes and are shitting up our species.
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>>339930068
>Why is D.VA x S76 so popular?

She usually gets paired up with 76 or Genji because they have some of the smallest frames among the male heroes without being some kind of misshapen caricature like Torbjorn or Junkrat.
D.Va herself has a really small frame, so it looks less silly when you pair her up with smaller bodied males or other females on the roster.
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>>339930467
>Healers in all videogames need to be rounded up and exterminated. People who play healers do so because they are physically and mentally inferior, it's their little safety zone. They have inferior genes and are shitting up our species.

Doctors in all practices need to be rounded up and exterminated. People who become doctors do so because they are physically and mentally inferior, it's their little safety zone. They have inferior genes and are shitting up our species.
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>>339930630
>Comparing healers to real life doctors

This heal bitch is hilarious.
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>>339920204
tfw no rough and dominating carry to insult and belittle me throughout the match for being a healslut then hug and kiss me whether we win or lose after the match
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>>339930438
>>Morrison and Reyes fucked each other up so bad they both died at the Overwatch HQ event
Reyes? Yes.
Morrison? No.

>>Mercy couldn't handle it and got to work creating her resurrection tech
>>The procedure either plain failed and caused Mercy to resort to more drastic measures or went haywire right from the get-go
Pretty much. Her voice lines with Reaper, both as an ally and an enemy, hint that Reyes was her first test subject.
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Is there a way to turn off that play of the game shit?

I also don't need to see those medals. A loading screen would be less annoying.

Also: Are there seriously no ranks? What's the point of letting casuals play against le try hard pro players? I just want to relax and have fun after a hard day of working. I'm not going to learn maps by heart, concentrate so I can aim perfectly etc.

I guess I wasted my money.
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>>339928839
sigrund > valkyrie
mechaqueen > both raindance skins
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>want to play DPS role
>no one wants to play support
>compromise and play Zenyatta
Did I do the right thing?
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>>339930905
>Is there a way to turn off that play of the game shit?
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>tfw no Mercy slave
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>>339930962
fucking kek
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>>339930010
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>>339930905
Ranked mode is coming out in an update this month
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>>339930905

Yes. It's called hitting escape and leaving the match when you see "VICTORY" or "DEFEAT" show up across your screen.
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>>339930052
You are the worst healer.
Proceed to hand over your healslut cumsoaked panties and buttplug
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>>339930630

Doctors heal cancer, Healers cause cancer.
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>>339930905

You sound like a casual. Overwatch is pretty hard. Might not be the game for you.

Try CSGO. It's really easy because everyone stands still for you.
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>>339918269
>D.VA.
>Very likely pure
Are you fucking serious?
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>>339930962
>>339931078
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>>339931035
Goddamn why does SFM stuff look so "off" 99% of the time? I can't quite explain why, but there's usually something about it that my brain just rejects. Unlike proper 2D or 3D stuff
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>>339931162
It's the lighting
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>>339931162
it's probably the lighting. It always looks the same.
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>>339930467
We triggered a nerve here
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>>339926858

Yes, but considering that /pol/fags don't like blacks you might have rustled some jimmies.
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>>339930452
Women are into anything you just have to do it. They are all whores deep down.
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>tfw like Mercy highlight intros
>hardly gets any play of the game
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>>339919359
It's pretty natural that submission shitbags will pick the submissive support role. That said, not everyone playing Mercy is like that, it's just a role certain subhumans tend to gravitate towards.
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i quite like mercy but i usually die lots so i go lucio instead

also

>that pleb genji on the otherside of the map spamming 'i need healing'
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>>339926956

>tfw I have black gf who looks somewhat similar to Pharah

I want to say WE WUZ QUEENS, but even she thinks that north Egyptians were race mixed and not purely black.
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>>339931398
>healer
>submissive
If people don't do what I want, I let them die. They all learn, sooner or later
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>>339931091
>there goes that faggot again.
>THIS is my team?
>getting too old for this
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>>339931115

No.
Fuck Genji.
I've maybe encountered two Genji players that weren't colossal fucking faggots.

They're also the one player most likely to abandon you to the wolves while trying to heal their autistic asses, thus resulting in a dead Mercy and nobody around to heal the players that aren't incompetent retards.
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>>339930068

I ship her with Zenyatta tbqph
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>>339930452

For me, don't really like the idea of it.

I prefer to do the sucking rather than having that stuff rammed into me.

That's just my experience though. Hope this helps you.
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>>339931591
You dont run into the enemy with Genji. You heal his ass for few secods and remain with your tank.
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GUYS I HAVE 250G

WHICH MERCY SKIN?

IM TORN BETWEEN AMBER AND COBALT
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>>339931767

Who said anything about running into the enemy?
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>>339931558
>(Roadhog) I NEED HEALING
>(Roadhog) I NEED HEALING
>(Roadhog) I NEED HEALING
>(Roadhog) I NEED HEALING
>(Roadhog) I NEED HEALING
>Cykablyat (Roadhog): fucking mercy idiot

I make a point to not ever heal anyone who spams that emote. Most of them go AFK and grief/spam chat but I'd rather lose than to help subhumans like that win.
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HEALER SLUT BOYS STOP POSTING, YOU ARE TO HEAL AND KEEP YOUR URINAL MOUTH SHUT.
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>>339930943

Damn thats a lot of dildos
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>>339931857
The blue/purple one is the best one.
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>>339931931

Just leave.
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Purple is best
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>>339931626
Only acceptable /u/ ships are mercy x pharah and tracer x widow. All others are tumblr garbage
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>>339931390
>buy highlight intro
>realize you never get it unless you suboptimally let people die to pad your ult numbers
>realize lucio is better anyways and play him more
fuk

>>339931406
>that pleb genji on the otherside of the map spamming 'i need healing'
i dont understand why people do this with lucio especially

like i literally cant get to you i cant fly, and if you're nearby just come stand next to me and the rest of the group...
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>>339931990
I will choke you while pulverizing your twink asshole.
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>>339931767
>remain with your tank
Complete shitter detected. Please consider playing Lucio if this is how you play Mercy. Healing tanks is only good when you need to build ult bar fast. Mercy should almost always prioritize healing DPS.
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>>339932082

Stop that.
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>>339931857
cobalt, amber looks too generic

i dont know which legendary to get desu
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>>339932141
You know you love it. You can't deny your hardening feminine penis.
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>>339932130
Seriously.

A tank at critical health is going to survive longer than a DPS at critical health.
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>healslut thread
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>>339932252
Now post the lewd versions
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>>339929285
The way Junkrat looks in that reminds me of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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>>339932252

>the redraw

eww
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>>339932252
Maybe they'll stop plaguing other games
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>>339932329
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>>339914872
I'm doing ults every 10 seconds if I have a semi-competent team, but with typical pubs she's useless. For some reason, pubs think the beam makes them invincible to the whole team firing at them at once.
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>>339932252

>tfw I'm the Mercy that periodically tells everyone on his team to hang themselves or sit on a plunger because they are worthless at such a casual game


I just want to be a healslut but too angry.
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>>339932181
I got a legendary and it's the Imp one. Goddamn it looks like shit. Cobalt is a hella lot better.

Same with D.Va. Her White Rabbit skin is better than B.Va and Junker.
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>>339932629
Find a new class. If you aren't a servile, submissive little cock slut while healing you aren't a good healer.
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>>339932715

I can't be a servle, submissive cockslut to inferior people.
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>>339932629
I """main""" Mercy, but trust me, switch to Zenyatta or Lucio the second you notice your team can't kill for shit and you'll have a much better time and get better results overall. Only play Mercy when atleast one player on your team can wreck shit.
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>>339932252
>wanting the tank to slow down

Going fast is important fampai.
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>>339932050
>Mercy x Pharah.

>Not tumblr garbage.
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>>339932691
i just wish the demon ones had cooler looking wings, they look like little stubs

Rein's all white skin is cooler than the legendaries too desu
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>>339932760
You have to be willing to service dogs to be a good heal slut.
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>>339932715
You'd be surprised at how hard people try to get themselves killed.
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>>339932779

I usually end up changing to be the one to wreck shit, these teams lose regardless of who I'm supporting them with.

>>339932846

No, those are just trash whores.
I'd be more than willing to service a dog under the control of a good man.
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>>339932914
>"Oh a Mercy is healing me, I'm invincible now!"
>Charges into 5 enemies
>Mercy follows and dies instantly
>(Shitter) I need healing! (Critical health)
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>>339932629
Welcome to the Cynical Healslut's Union.

>Pick up Mercy immidiately because I like healing
>First ever loot box I open contains her Valkyrie legendary skin
>Matches fly by
>Slowly start to realize that the majority of people I've played with are morons

Being a healer really gives you a good view of how stupid people can be. I had someone rage at me in chat once because I didn't heal them. They decided to Rambo into the fucking entire enemy team, while I was busy keeping the rest of our group alive. Same thing with rezzing. I had my ult, someone got mad that I didn't get them up, when they were -literally- a five second walk away from spawn, because we were holding the point.

I'm not wasting my ult on reviving one person, unless it's INCREDIBLY APPARENT that they would make a difference.
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Assassin type character shouldn't be asking for heals anyway. They should be using the healthpacks. If they really need a big heal, then they should be the one going back to Mercy.
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>>339932949
>I usually end up changing to be the one to wreck shit
Which is why I recommend Zenyatta, because he can passively keep some shitter topped while you wreck tanks like they're made of paper
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>>339933072
>they should be the one going back to Mercy
Well no shit, no Mercy is going to run behind the enemy lines to heal some faggot Tracer/Genji anyways.
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>>339933097

I don't do the sniping thing, especially not in these teams they just disintegrate and you are "tanking" with zeny
Either supporting or wrecking shit with a tank.
Because one or both of these is always missing

I was about to play a match but my first team was 4 hanzos...
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>>339933049
It's funny when you notice who the shitters on the team are who can't get kills no matter what they do, and they get mad when you don't ever res them.
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>>339933226
I'm not sure I understand what you are trying to say here
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>>339933420

If theres no-one to support with Mercy - theres shitall to do with Zeny too.
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>join a losing game
>pick Reinhardt
>carry the game and get POTG

sometime it doesn't take much.
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>>339933295
>aryan angel
>ensures only the strongest and fittest survive
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These threads are a nice indication that it was a good idea to buy the game on console.

>No chat
>No noisy people

Yeah I can't use Widow, but at least I get to have fun in peace.
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>>339933637

I always assumed consoleshitters just end up using the mic more

Regardless
>fps on console
you are still gayer than all of us dick-hungry healsluts ever could be.
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>>339918269
>tracer not in poo tier
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>>339924984
You are retarded, Reinhard and Zarya have the BEST synergy because it allows Reinhard to go on raids, the fact he has his shield means the cooldown isn't a problem at all and the two of you can be practically immortal as you keep getting more and more powered up
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>>339933637
These threads are a nice indication that it was a good idea to buy a microwave meal instead of eating at a fancy restaurant

>No chat
>No noisy people

Yeah I can't enjoy my meal, but at least I get to eat shit in peace.
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>>339933742
No one uses the mic.

>you are still gayer than all of us dick-hungry healsluts ever could be

Man I don't fucking care one bit. At least I don't experience what you people say about raging and stuff. If the team fails then you just see people leave. No chat no nothing. Such a fun peaceful life.
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>healer is professional and in charge during fights
>is submissive in bed
Why is this so rare? It's always le epic healslut meme, or mega sadism dominatrix meme. Why can't it be both?
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>>339914872
Mercy makes my dick "limp"
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>>339929285
>no support
>D.va without mech
>genji-widow-tracer, only lacking hanzo for the meme square
no wonder 76 is being all protective, this is such a shitty team comp
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>>339933742
Everyone on console goes in their own private parties.
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>>339933941
Because being dominant and submissive at the same time usually isn't a thing?
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>>339930513
>actual logical response
what is this madness
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>>339933884

Its not like its in the face of anyone on PC either anon

If you can enjoy losing its irrelevant where you play.

>>339934251

highly doubt theres no solo q there
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>>339932797
>mercy x pharah is tumblr garbage
How about you go straight to hell, anon
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>tfw self serving mercy when not Rein by zipping from person to person and leaving them when they are clearly gonna die

Shift was the best fucking idea for Mercy.
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>>339934292
Because you can retain your professionalism during your work life even when you're a sub. People who have leadership roles as their jobs being subs isn't unheard of. It's about letting someone else be in charge for once, after spending all day at work being in charge (which can get quite stressful).
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>>339934612
they are literally made for black dick
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>>339934453
>Straight hell

Better than

>Gay hell
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>>339934672
Fuck off
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>>339934793
mad whitie detected, must suck having such ittie-bittie dick
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why does the game pretend that becoming a cyborg ninja isn't the sweetest deal ever?
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The game is so shit, I can barely stay long enough to make 1 level. I still fap plently to Widowmaker and D.Va though.
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>>339927451
Because Reaper is a little shit that doesn't deserve a feesh breakfast. He has to eat leftovers as punishment for being such a little asshole.
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>>339935626
Reyes did nothing wrong
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>>339935138
>be Reinhardt
>beginning of the game on attack
>everyone just stands around
>Widowmaker is at the entrance
>look at her
>she knows and gives me the kiss but no emote
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>>339935569
kek
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