(1) Thanks
(2) You're pretty good looking yourself.
(3) What?
(4) You're not my type
(5) Care to dance?
(6) I have a large suite a couple minutes from here for SeeD members only, want to come back with me?
(7) Whatever..
(7) Whatever..
>>339898161
8) Go back to sucking safers dick you slut, i am not your fucking rebound.
>>339898214
(1) Not today.
(2) Okay, if you insist.
(3) Will you leave my alone?
(4) I left the stove on in my apartment, I'll be right back.
(5) Would you like to play some Triple Triad?
(6) .....
>>339898401
>(6) .....
>>339898464
(1) I'm leaving.
(2) -spill drink onto her dress- and tell her you are going to get a napkin but never return.
(3) Okay.... fine.
(4) .......
>>339898379
>safer
so squall's dick is dangerous now?
>>339898631
>(1) I'm leaving.
>>339898712
*Against your will Rinoa drags you to the dance floor, spilling your drink in the process. What is this bitches problem?"
(1) Yank your arm away and tell her to get lost.
(2) Dance with her.
(3) Make a distraction by pointing in the direction of Seifer and make a break for the door
(4) Take her to your apartment and rape her.
>>339898161
none of these sound like something a real person would say
be less shit at flirting /v/
>>339898974
Whatever...
>>339898935
>(4) Take her to your apartment and rape her.
>>339899202
*You decide to go along with the dance and you whisper something suggestive in her ear. It triggers a positive response and that's when you know you've won. You motion for the waiter and he nods and hands you a glass of alcohol. You reach in your back pocket some drugs and slip them into the drink without her noticing. You hand her the drink but you notice something weird. She just stares at you.*
(1) What is it?
(2) How about a toast?
(3) I-I have to return some video tapes
(4) .....
(5) Whatever.
>>339899452
Whatever
>>339899707
*She takes a sip from the glass and immediately the drug takes its affect. She falls forward in your arms clumsily*
(1) Are you okay Mrs,?
(2) -Walk her back to your room-
(3) Whatever.
(4) I think you've had too much to drink Mrs. How about you come back to my room?
(5) How about another drink?
>>339898161
Whatever
>>339899960
Whatever
>want to play it for Triple Triad
>remember the fucking combat system
>>339900173
>>339900074
*Rinoas legs go weak and she falls to the floor. Dr. Kadowaki who was standing nearby notices and rushes to her aid. She looks up at you and asks if you know this girl, you tell the Dr. that she is your date. You help Dr. Kadowaki carry Rinoa to the medial center where she will rest for the night. Dr. Kadowaki leaves the room with you alone with her.
(1) Sorry
(2) Whatever.
(3) I wonder what Zell is up to.
(4) Shit.... I forgot my card deck at home.
(5) Rape her.
>>339900458
Wondering what Zell is up to the madman
>>339900507
Probably trying to get some hotdogs
>>339900458
push her off the bed and take nap
>>339900507
*You decide that it's probably not a good time to rape Rinoa, especially with Dr. Kadowaki right outside the door running some tests. Instead you wonder what Zell is up to and maybe he will play you in some cards. You ditch your SeeD uniform, grab your card deck and head to the Cafeteria where no doubt Zell would be stuffing his face with hot dogs. There you see Seifer, Xu, and Zell sitting together. You decide to sit down.
(1) Whatever.
(2) Let's play Triple Triad Zell.
(3) I just drugged your girlfriend Seifer.
(4) Whisper in Seifers ear that you want to rape his girlfriend while he watches.
(5) .....
(6) Are there any hotdogs left?
>>339900875
Play triple triad
>>339900875
Triple Triad erryday.
>>339900979
*You decide to challenge Zell to Triple Triad like you always do at night. He plays his Elnoyle first in the corner and that's when you know you're in trouble. Zell always wants to play with random and Dollet rule set and it's really fucking annoying. How can I possibly win with such shitty card? You end up losing your best Ifrit card to Zell. He jumps up and down in joy. Seifer starts laughing at your misery.
(1) Whatever.
(2) Swipe his hotdog off the table.
(3) ....
(4) Get up and leave the room. Seifer will pay for this.
(5) Play more Triple Triad. Nobody steals your Ifrit card.
>>339901321
-Triple Triad Board-
>>339901321
GIVE ME MY CARD NIGGER
>>339901474
*You take Zells hotdog and tell him you will throw it away if he doesn't give the Ifrit card back. You know he cheated anyway with his shitty Dollet rules. Nobody even goes to that piece of shit city anyway since it's being occupied by Galbadia. Zell stands up and puts his fist at you. You ready your gunblade. Seifer sits by laughing.*
(1) Fight him.
(2) Punch Seifer in the face.
(3) Leave and plan your revenge.
(4) Whatever..
(5) ....
>>339901875
>(4) Whatever..
>>339901934
*You decide it's probably best not to get expelled on the day of your graduation into SeeD and you put the hotdog back down on the table and back away. You give Seifer the middle finger and start your walk back to your room. That's when you see her standing there with her arms held out to you. What the fuck?*
(1) Go away.
(2) Seifer is in the Cafeteria if you are looking for him
(3) ......
(4) What do you want?
(5) Take her back to your room.
>>339902142
>(4) What do you want?
So was this game good? I remember people talking about how if you grinded it didn't matter, and there was Triple Triad that was arguably better than the main game, and it goes on forever.
>>339902243
*You ask her what her problem is but she runs up to you and grabs you from behind and she starts blindly confessing her love for you.*
(1) ...
(2) whatever..
(3) What the fuck is your problem?
(4) I was about to rape you. Why are you hugging me?
(5) Call for security.
>>339902465
>whatever..
>>339902509
*You decide this isn't such a bad thing after all and you have no idea what this psycho bitches problem is but you take her back to your room anyway. Thank god Selphie and Zell aren't back yet. She cuddles into you and holds you tight. You've never been this close to a girl before, especially not as beautiful as one like this. Maybe you won't have to rape her after all.*
(1) Rape her
(2) Touch her face gently, and ask her what her name is.
(3) w-whatever...
(4) .....
(5) Zell slams the door open and trips on your gunblade case and spills hotdogs all over the floor like a madman
(6) Kiss her.
>>339902720
>(5) Zell slams the door open and trips on your gunblade case and spills hotdogs all over the floor like a madman
>>339902720
>(1) Rape her
>>339902720
>w-whatever...
>tfw this is how I spend my friday night
>>339898161
what will I get?
>>339902904
At least this is the only slightly original thread on /v/ right now, and not fucking bait or Overwatch.
>>339902904
It only gets worse JFK-kun.
>>339902798
*Zell gets up as if nothing happened but his face is twisted in horror as he notices how many hotdogs he spilled all over the floor. That's when he sees me holding this girl in my arms. Oh shit. He's smiling.*
(1) He asks me what is going on. He points his finger at me. He thought I was gay??
(2) He spills his spaghetti and runs out of the room crying
(3) He acts like nothing happens and cleans up his hotdogs.
(4) Whatever.
(5) ...
(6) Put the girl on the ground and kick Zell out of the room
>>339902904
>>339903026
You guys have no fucking idea how fucked everything is.
>>339903143
>(4) Whatever.
>>339903143
Whatever.
>>339903143
>(4) Whatever.
>>339903143
Whatever
>>339898161
(9) Y-you too...
>>339903241
>>339903253
>>339903286
I love you, lads.
Squall is dead
>>339903406I fucked you're mom
>>339903406Whatever..
>>339903241
>>339903253
>>339903286
>>339903334
*You just stare at Zell because you have no words for how much of a fucking retard he is. Rinoa cuddles into you even more and you slightly feel turned on. Zell just keeps staring at you. Uh oh.*
(1) Tell Zell to get out and get new hot dogs before the Cafeteria closes
(2) Tell Zell to go find Selphie
(3) Tell Zell to go find Seifer because his girl is cucking him
(4) Rape Rinoa
(5) Whatever
(6) Leave the room
(7) ....
>>339903598
>(3) Tell Zell to go find Seifer because his girl is cucking him
>>339903550
>>339903446
>>339903406Vivi died believing Zidane was dead.
>>339903598
Whatever
>>339898161
(8) Play an actual good FF game
>>339898401
>this spell actually works and he falls in love with her after she becomes a Sorceress
>>339903645
*Not even five minutes after Zell left to get Seifer the door to your apartment is blasted open. Seifer enters the room with his gunblade ready and he screams your name. Rinoa hides behind Squall.
(1) Fight him
(2) whatever
(3) Call Zell for backup. This guy is a prick
(4) Zell slams into the back of Seifer and hotdogs fly everywhere AGAIN.
(5) Play Triple Triad.
>>339903598
>(5) Whatever
>>339903897
>(5) Play Triple Triad.
>>339903897
>(2) whatever
>>339903784
>mindraped by a sorc
This is why we must secure a future without sorceresses.
>>339903897
(5) play triple triad
What is this game? Can I really answer "whatever" on every damn question?
>>339903901
>>339903983
>>339903967
*You reach for your card deck in an attempt to challenge Seifer to a game of cards but something comes over you and you just don't feel like doing anything. Seifer swings his gunblade and cuts you across the forehead AGAIN. Rinoa screams and Zell comes in through the door and drops his hotdogs in the floor in shock.
(1) Grab your gunblade
(2) Cast blind on Seifer
(3) Use a potion
(4) Grab Rinoa and french kiss her right in front of Seifer cementing his status as the Cuck of Balamb
(5) whatever
(6) Pass out from blood loss.
>>339903897
>Seifer enters the room with his gunblade ready
He is quite clearly outside in the picture
>>339902328
It is one my favorite games ever and also probably one of the worst games I ever played at the same time. Take that as you will.
>>339904345
>(5) whatever
>>339904345
>(4) Grab Rinoa and french kiss her right in front of Seifer cementing his status as the Cuck of Balamb
>>339904345
>whatever
>>339904345
>(7) Call Seifer a fag
>>339904345
Man, if you're not up to going through with an option, don't include it. You could have easily made a funny scene where Squall bets Rinoa in the triple triad, THEN have Seifer reeee and slash Squall.
>>339904418
>>339904442
*You shrug your shoulders in a gesture of apathy and turn around a grab Rinoa who is still in shock from all of the blood pouring out of your wound and you kiss her deeply. A moan of pleasure escapes her mouth and her body goes limp. Seifer stands there in shock, and silent contempt. Zell eats a hotdog.
(1) Grab Rinoas breast
(2) Rape her
(3) whatever
(4) ...
(5) Start sucking on her neck
(6) Turn around and smile at Seifer
(7) Pass out from blood loss
>>339904767
>(3) whatever
>>339904767
Smile at seifer.
>>339904767
>(8) Call Seifer a flaming faggot
>>339898161
(8) rinoa is my waifu and i have a boner. please help out with my boner. my boner is mammoth.
>>339904334
It's FFVIII
So yes
>>339904767
(7) Pass out from blood loss
>>339904831
>>339904845
*You end your kiss with Rinoa and turn around and look Seifer dead in the eye and give him the widest damn smile you've ever given anyone in your life. Zell bursts out laughing as Seifer is cucked and Squall gets away with it so easily.
(1) whatever
(2) Report Seifer to the headmaster for assaulting you
(3) Leave the room
(4) Kick Seifer out. Zell can stay.
(5) Rape Rinoa
(6) ....
(7) go to sleep
>>339904767
6 for maximum cucking
>>339905153
(4) Kick Seifer out. Zell can stay.
>>339905153
>(8) "Now tickle my pickle"
Fuck all this shit. I disregard everything around me and play Triple Triad for several hours of game time for muh disc 1 Lionheart
>>339905153
(2) Report Seifer to the headmaster for assaulting you
>>339898935
>>339899202
>Not raping her right then and there
>>339905180
>>339905414
*You decide to kick Seifer out of the room as he's in too much shock to realize he is the ultimate cuck of Balamb to retaliate. Zell reports the assault to the headmaster and the Balamb security escorts him away. Zell walks in the room and shuts the door and just stares at you with an inquisitive smile.
(1) Tell Zell to clean up the fucking mess on the floor
(2) Ask Zell if he wants to DP Rinoa.
(3) Kick Rinoa out.
(4) Tell Zell to turn off the light. It's time for bed.
(5) whatever
>>339905649
(2)
>>339905649
(2)
>>339905649
(4) Tell Zell to turn off the light. It's time for bed.
>>339905649
(2) Ask Zell if he wants to DP Rinoa.
>>339905649
(2)
>>339905649
Obviously (2)
We're all thirsty virgins write the lewd already
>>339905701
>>339905741
>>339905778
>>339905798
>>339905798
>>339905961
*Zell gives you a knowing smile and you smile back at him and then look back at Rinoa. She's still under the influence of your ever potent drug which you slipped into her drink not too long ago. She paws at your collar in an attempt to win over your attention but she has no idea what's in store for her. Zell locks the door and walks over to the bed. You start to remove Rinoa's clothing and you can already tell her panties are soaked. What a whore. She probably sucked Seifer off for a couple Gil. You suddenly feel sorry for Sifer but you don't care anymore when Zell walks over with his hotdog out already. Rinoa's mouth goes wide at the size of it.
(1) Compliment Zell's hotdog
(2) whatever
(3) Remove her panties
(4) Ask Zell if he wants top or bottom
(5) Call one of the Trepies if they want in on it
>>339906110
(6) Get quistis the FUCK in on this
>>339906110
(3)
>>339906110
(1)
>>>/qst
there's a reason it exitsts
>>339906110
do NOT compliment
Whatever you do, do NOT compliment
(5)
>>339906110
(2)
>>339906110
>(1) Compliment Zell's hotdog
>>339906271
No fun allowed.
>>339906227
>>339906228
>exactly same time
You must do both!
Also, (3)
Remember.
>shitty VII gets remade and not VIII
A DISGRACE
>>339906286
>>339906285
>>339906227
>>339906228
>>339906242
*Zell's hotdog is long and hard and he looks down at RInoa with a hungry gaze. Even though you are slightly turned on at the girth and length of his hotdog you withold your compliment anyway because you don't want to seem gay. You go to remove Rinoa's panties but just before you can slip a finger inside of her somebody bangs on the door and opens it abruptly. Shit! It's Quistis Trepe! Your Teacher! And she has a whip...?*
(1) Take your hands off Rinoa and act like nothing is wrong.
(2) Point at Zell and tell her it was his idea
(3) Ask her if she wants to join
(4) Ask her why she has a whip
(5) whatever
(6) Proceed
>>339906549
(3)
>>339906549
(3)
>>339906549
(4)
>>339906549
(3)
>>339906549
these quads demand override to number (5)
>>339906592
>>339906617
>>339906621
>>339906651
>>339906692
>>339906724
*Quistis smiles mischievously and cracks her whip in the direction of Zell who recoils in her dominant presence. Zell looks toward you and you nod at him in return. You stand up and walk toward Quistis and whisper something in her ear. She gasps in response and smiles sharply. Zell. She motions for Zell to get on the bed and he complies immediately. She forces him to bend over and she cracks the whip against his ass again and again. You feel bad for him but the fun is about to start.
(1) Go to Quistis
(2) Go to Rinoa
(3) Go to Zell
>>339906929
(2)
>>339906929
(1), (2), (3)
at the same time
>>339906929
1 2 and 3 at the same time
>>339906929
(4) whatever
>>339906929
(4) use shadow clone jitsu and go to all three
>>339906970
>>339907002
>>339907045
*You decide to go to Rinoa first. She looks up to you with a wanting gaze, with all the lust of a young and nubile. What a whore you think to herself. You will treat her like one. You grab her and throw her on the bed and rip off her panties all in one smooth motion. Shes laid bare on the bed with her soaking wet pussy stuck up in the air. Before you can mount her Zell comes out of no where and piledrives her with his hotdog and she screams out in terror as all 9 inches of his length are sheathed inside of her violently. He starts pounding her hard onto the bed and that's when you feel something grip your hardening cock. It's Quistis. You turn your gaze toward the door awkwardly and you almost see someone looking through the door, smiling. It's Seifer.
(1) Let Quistis rape you
(2) Invite Seifer in
(3) Let Seifer be a cuck and watch Zell destroy Rinoa
(4) Grab your gunblade
(5) Whatever
>>339907403
(1)!
>>339907403
(1)
whatever
>>339907403
Whatever
>>339907403
C U C K E D
B Y
Z E L L
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER INVITED HIM IN
quick, regain your bull cred with (3)
>>339906337
You are allowed to post on /qst/
>>339907728
No fun allowed.
>>339907424
>>339907454
>>339907595
>>339907630
>>339907651
*Quistis reaches inside your pants and brings out your cock. It's long and girthy but it's no match for Quistis as she gets on her knees and starts sucking you off violently. Rinoa is moaning in great pleasure as she climaxes right before Zell pulls out and shoots his mayonnaise all over your new SeeD uniform. He falls to the floor on top of Rinoa but she shoves him off and he falls to the floor. Rinoa decides she hasn't had enough for the night and she starts fingering her freshly broken pussy to Quistis deepthroating your cock
(1) Remove your cock from Quistises mouth and take what's rightfully yours
(2) Fuck them both
(3) Invite Seifer in to get revenge on Zell
(4) whatever
(5) Kill Zell
>Lingering on "(X) Fuck X" for the entire game
Shitty illusion of choice
>>339907929
(2)
>>339907929
(4)
>>339907929
(2)
>>339907929
(5)
>>339907929
(1) Remove your cock from Quistises mouth and take what's rightfully yours, a.k.a. Zell's hotdog
>>339907929
Whatever
>>339907929whatever
>>339906523
fuck your cuck fetish game
>>339908023
>>339908039
>>339908092
>>339908110
>>339908138
>>339908159
>>339908207
*You violently throw Quistis onto the bed along with Rinoa and pull off your pants. Quistis removes her SeeD uniform as well and you suddenly feel an urge to do absolutely nothing for a split second until Rinoa lunges for you and her lips latch onto your balls. She sucks you and works your shaft expertly with her hands like a good little whore. She's hungry for you and you can tell Zell wasn't enough to please her insatiable appetite. Quistis cracks her whip against Rinoa's bare ass as she deepthroats your cock. Fuck she's good. You don't know how long you can hold it if she keeps working your gunblade like this. You remove your cock from her mouth and slap her down onto the bed. Quistis jumps on top of you and sits on your face before you can do anything to Rinoa. You can taste how wet her pussy is. She's been craving you for some time you figure. Immediately you feel something warm and tight engulf your cock. Rinoa is riding you like a bull.
(1) Let them rape you
(2) Throw them off you and call the police
(3) Tell Seifer he can come in
(4) whatever
(5) Go to bed
(6) do nothing
>>339908561
whatever
>>339908561
(3) Tell Seifer he can come in
>>339908561
whatever
>>339908561
Whatever
>>339908594
>>339908682
*Rinoa rides your cock harder and harder until you can feel yourself about to explode. You can't hold out any longer and you release you SeeD into her without even pulling out. She climaxes again as well, this one louder than the first, and she falls to the bed unconscious from the pleasure. Quistis wants her turn, but you feel your energy draining from you.
(1) Sleep
(2) Tell Quistis to turn off the lights. It's time for bed
(3) Tell Quistis to tell Seifer to stop being a cuck and go back to his room
(4) Tell Quistis to get out
>>339909019
become a cuck
>>339909019
become a cuck
>>339909019
(5) whatever
what's this thread about anyway?
>>339909204
Chose your own adventure anon
>>339909019
6)take Quistis girly cum in your mouth
>>339909204
whatever
>>339909204
cuck fetish
>>339909204
(4) Whatever
>>339909063
>>339909097
>>339909160
>>339909163
>>339909246
>>339909294
>>339909204
*You tell Quistis to go take Seifer back to his room and to stop being a fucking weirdo. Rinoa curls up into you and you decide to call it a night. Zell is already passed out on the floor and snoring extremely loud. Probably dreaming about hotdogs. You fall asleep.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
End for the night.
Thanks for the fun tonight guys. I'll be here same time tomorrow night for part 2. I hope to see you guys there. I hope you anons have a wonderful night. Love you. xoxo
>>339909532
The "whatever" memesters really stagnated this story.
>>339909605
Hey, if it's an option, who's fault is it really?
Rinoa has to be the ugliest Final Fantasy girl
She actually looks like an asian
>>339909605
whatever
>>339909605
It's okay. I want to take this story everywhere in the world of Final Fantasy 8. That would be fun. I'll be continuing it tomorrow.
If you guys want you can post thoughts or ideas on where the stories direction should head in this thread. I'll look at it tomorrow.
>>339898401
>(5) Would you like to play some Triple Triad?
Reminder that Squall is death
>>339909697
More drama and unexpected deaths.
Just decided to give this game another try, hopefully gonna get at least past disk 2 this time
>tfw too retarded to figure out triple triad
>tfw too retarded/insufficient autism levels to figure out junctioning so I can get OP early on
What the fuck do I do /v/
>>339909605
whatever
>>339907651
>not inviting your bro to group sex
the only cuck here is you anon
>>339910421
that's what happened after he tried to suck Zell's dick
>>339909605
whatever
>>339898161
There should have been 8 options to fantasize about.
>>339910748
>tfw too retarded/insufficient autism levels to figure out junctioning so I can get OP early on
I wish I was you. I love this game but I can't play it without breaking it immediately and making it a cakewalk the whole way through.
Really though, what you want to do is make sure your GFs are learning Refinement abilities and Stat-Junction abilities. You use refinement to create really powerful magic that you then junction to your shit. A good thing to refine is triple triad cards; if you don't wanna play the mini game, you can use Quetzacotl's "Card" ability to turn enemies into cards.
Whatever
>>339912420
Whatever
>>339909696
>>339911015
>>339911120
>>339912420
>>339912638
Shut up. Shut the FUCK up.
>>339912960
Whatever
>>339912960
Go talk to a wall
>>339912960
Whatever
>>339912960
Whatever...
>>339912960
Whatever
whatever
whatever
>ctrl+f "whatever"
>only 67 results
whatever
>>339915097
Whatever
>>339915097
whatever
>>339915097
whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever
Whatever...
>>339898161
SARCASM
whatever
>>339916504
You're late for the ERPwhatever
>>339898161
For you
WhateverI have never played a final fantasy, but I want in on the meme
>>339898161
So, JRPG, done by Bethesda
(8)wow hi.. heh.. your pretty too. you look like my waifu. wanna get married? hahah jk. im cooler then that. hey, why are you walking away? Im sorry, i wasnt joking, i love you. please don't run. hey dont worry my van is really romantic, you'll have a great time. shhh, stop screaming, itll be over soon. don't worry, no one will find your body here. now we'll be together forever
>>339919398
She's pregnant from Seifer
Should I play FFVIII? I'm not really sure.
>>339921389
Play it, it's the third best FF. Behind 9 and 6.
>>339921389
sure, if you plan on immediately killing yourself right after so you don't have to suffer with the memories like I do.
>>339912960
Whatever...
