JUDO CHOP BABY, YEAH!
i would Gex.
no shame.
>>339886526
>being gay
>>339886665
>Not wanting to shove a lizard in your vagina
>>339886808
i'm not a girl tho
I still need to finish all Gex games, but the controls are just extremely offputting
Started Gex for the 64. Is he just nothing more than reference jokes?
I miss Gex.
Theres so much stuff he can rip on now.
>want gex back
>just know if anyone got a hold of him it would just be epic meme references to get in touch with today's youth
>there hasn't been a Gex reboot or sequel
>we live in an age of oversaturated pop culture and such dense memes and intercommunication it's silly
What the fuck. Why hasn't anyone done this yet?
>>339888494
>implying he wasn't already a walking reference to pop culture of their time
That's the entire point. Gex is literally the only video game character I wouldn't complain about hearing shitty memes said while going through a cyberspace level fighting cartoonish white knights and blobs spouting censor speech bubbles
>>339888272
As a character? Yes.
Gameplay-wise its Mario-lite.
>>339888272
>Started Gex for the 64
First mistake. Get the PS1 versions.
These fuckers. Stuff of my nightmares.
gex is one of those games i only enjoyed because of the cheats/debug mode.
>>339889909
[violin intensifies]
>>339889909
>those evil dolls
>>339890154
That spooky level (may have been the first) Were you had to find an elevator. Once in said elevator there was that portrait of satyr pissing blood.
Also those renaissance paintings of a man being gutted.
> Tfw you were 10 and didn't know how to be rez. 10 years later you realized you had to eat the mechanical fly.
>>339889909
I hated these more.
>>339885827
Steam release when?
The first one is on GOG, so they've clearly got the rights. Still waiting for Enter the Gecko on either.
Can we agree Enter the Gecko was the best one followed by the original?
>>339889872
Are they any different or is it the same game?
>>339890728
they're never coming
>Can Mr. Cheech and/or Mr. Chong please report to the front desk? Paging Cheech and/or Chong
How do I still remember this?
>>339890830
Why? Source?
>>339890728
2>3>1
I don't get the appeal for 1.
>>339890939
Think of Twisted Metal 1 & 2. Both have PC releases, but everything after don't.
You're in the same situation. Just buy a PS1 or emulate.
>>339890976
3 was shit, lad
>>339890792
PS1 has more and clearer voice clips and the team who did the port had no idea how an N64 works, so it wasn't optimized at all.
>>339890792
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/197445-gex-64-enter-the-gecko/67209340
>rent Gex from blockbuster
>Tutorial: No problem
>1st level: Haunted Mansion
>Taxidermed Moose or something come to life
I never made it through the hedge maze
>>339890976
>Not seeing the appeal in a 2D Nintendo hard platformer
I like Enter the Gecko's platforming better, but like another anon said, 3 was trash.
>>339891025
Anon, Gex 1 and 2 have PC ports, yeah. But A) Gex is a Squeenix franchise and B) Gex 1 is ALREADY on GOG within the last year.
>>339885827
I owned this game while living on a secluded island never watching American television or films. To this day "Would Cheech and or Chong report to the front desk?" rattles through my head and it took until I was 20 (12 years later) to figure out the joke.
>>339891679
>Not seeing the appeal in a 2D Nintendo hard platformer
Except no Nintendo platformers are hard?
>>339892019
>being this underage
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NintendoHard
