If this handsome omnic fellow offered you to walk alongside him on the path of Harmony to the Iris, would you agree?
>>339850527
>get shot from behind as we march to a peace gathering because his internet connection got hacked
2 wars weren't enough
>>339850527
Scrap all the chrome-domes
>Clean pressed robes.
>Chipped and filthy paint job that looks like he's been scrapped against the road and left in the rain for weeks.
Omnics need more self respect.
>>339850527
yes. bromnics are cool.
Mondatta and Zenyattas designs are so satisfying to look at.
Someone posted in another thread about making Mondatta into a Talon agent after being recovered and reprogrammed
Basically the Yin to Zenyattas Yang
Well genji is my main and zenyatta is why I picked the game up so yes
Genji is fucking amazing and i hope they buff zenyatta
>>339851801
How many orbs could Genji take inside him?
marry robots
>>339852521
all of them
Why would you care about lore in a PvP game ? Do you need reasons to shoot other people in the face ?
>>339852785
It's so you can decide who to ship
When is blizzard going to add a robot waifu hero?
Where do I find this lore? I play the game a lot, but I've never seen anything like a character background description or anything in it. I've already seen the videos, but they don't have a whole lot of information in them.
>Sentient machines
>>339850527
Hmmm the lore is something between the incredibles, whatchmen and one of those animatrix?
>>339852134
>implying he needs a buff
Zenyatta is perfect
>>339853938
He could be faster in his movement and nothing else.
>>339854105
>>339853938
Give him slightly more health too, his damage is perfect but he is wayyy too squishy.
>>339854263
So what 175 total?
>>339853096
heresy?
>>339851828
Could be cool
>>339850527
HERE'S ANSWER
Is there a lore explanation why all those heroes fighting each other?
In gameplay that is.
In tf2 blue and red teams were mercenaries hired by Mann twins to take over badlands.
>>339850527
>implying humans and omnics could ever coexist
Humans and omnics are far too different to ever get along, I mean they're responsible for mass genocide and wars everywhere, we should never embrace squishies as real people.
i would fuck zenyatta he's the most loveable husbando
>>339855546
No.
The maps objectives are "justified", but you can't really have a good reason about why Tracer is working with Widowmaker to stop her ex-colleagues or whatever
You know what, forget about omnics for a minute.
Because everyone seems to forget about the other sitting elephant in the room when it comes to the dangers of non-human sentience.
By that, I'm talking about Winston and everything he represents.
He's a fucking genetically enhanced, super-intelligent gorilla who's so smart that his inventions and discoveries have put so many human scientists to shame. He helped find a "cure" for Tracer's time displacement when all other scientists were stumped.
But it's like everyone forgets about the shit happened in Winston's past. He he came from a subspecies of genetically-enhanced super gorillas who're living on the horizon colony on the moon. And those gorillas became so intelligent that they managed to slaughter all of the top-notch scientists working so that they overtook the colony for themselves. Along with all of the technology that's fucking up there.
There is a literal Plant of The Apes crisis scenario brewing on the moon and the lore just seems to brush it off completely. Nobody finds Winston suspicious. His past is never brought up. The after-events of the Horizon colony's invasion are never brought up in game or in other lore sources. The only other character that talks shit and calls him derogatory terms is Reapr. For all we know, they weren't just genetically manipulating gorillas on the moon, they could've done so with other animal species and it sure as hell wasn't for the means of space travel.
>>339856691
I think it's cute how much he loves peanut butter.
>>339856691
Anon you gotta remember, he had to build a makeshift rocket to get to earth. He was also the only one that was super-intelligent, a point they emphasis in the beginning of his bio. Sure they took over but I doubt they're smart enough to make any serious defense considering it took them however long to rise up compared to Winston.
>>339850527
>TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD
I thought this fucker was like a wise old man or some shit.
>>339856691
Isn't it possible that Winston's involvement with Overwatch contritbuted to its collapse
>>339856935
Lol yeah
>>339857130
He's an AI that's ancient
>>339857130
Mondatta is 25, Zenyatta is like the youngest guy in the game, only 20.
The only other character younger than him is D.Va.
>>339857130
He's a robot anon, technology ages like milk with how fast we upgrade
He's like a 25 year old dog who was born as an adult
>>339850527
Depends, did Japan realize their dreams of Omnic waifus?
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yIC0BEY.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>339855395
REMOVE ROBOTSI wish a drawfag would already edit this picture with Zarya surrounded by omniggers.
>>339857203
>Reyes jealous of a guerilla as well as Jack
I could see it
>>339857130
How old is your dusty Sega Genesis?
>>339857373
Reyes IS a guerilla.
Winston is a gorilla.
>>339857320
Japan was dealing with ninja yakuza so probably hasn't dabbled in it. They could also have their own Mecha-Gojira
>>339857478
Yes I know Reyes is a gorilla, doesn't mean he can't be jealous of guerilla Grodd
>>339852521
>>339852719
Stop sexualizing Genji.
>>339855692
>Squishies
Give it up Nefarious.
>>339857493
Japanese Ninja Yakuza would be THE group to dabble in it. They had omnic goons as shown in that hanzo/genji short.
>>339855395
>I keep an eye on you, omnic
>I shall also look out for you
Why is Oingo so pure?
>>339851239
>>339852134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZosPuqc3io
>>339857840
You make good point, alright then. They probably didn't show it since Ninja yakuza are effectively dismantled by the time Dragons and the game happens. You can blame the fuccboi himself
>>339852562
Genji isn't a robot, nerd.
>>339852521
Do you think Iris monks are required to be celibate, or does their religion support romantic or sexual relationships between omnics, human omnics and the like?
I would think it does since they're all about giving omnics and humans equal rights and becoming "one" with each other in the iris and all of that.
>>339857868
The quote is
Zarya: "Watch your back, Omnic"
Zenyatta: "And I will watch yours too"
Zenyatta is the chillest of bros.
>>339858049
Genji (cyborg) marrying Zenyatta (pure robo)
Bridging the gap between human robo relations
>>339858102
I think Genji takes what he wants, he was a yakuza playboy after all
>>339856691
Metzen loves his loose ends/stalemate/cliffhangers so he can retcon them into oblivion in future expansions and whatnot.
I'm sure that in 2018 we'll get some sort of shitty comic that will explain the aftermath of the Ape Moon or what the consequences were but until then we have to deal with this silly "OVERWATCH ASSEMBLE" scenario.
>>339857130
If you consider that they don't require sleep or other such organic needs, 25 years is a lot of time.
>>339858102
There is also the fact that Zenyatta might be one in name only, despite still keeping their teachings at heart. He didn't stay with them at the monastery and eventually began to travel the world because he believed peace and understanding would come through interpersonal relationships.
>>339858332
Well, he chilled out. Plus he doesn't have a dick anymore after is Raidenization.
>>339858049
He is like 95% percent robot, the only organic thing left about him is most of his head, and maybe even his spine.
Even then, I'm sure he has all kinds of chips and whatnot plugged into his skull, like wifi, weather and movement censors and shit.
>>339853006
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki
>>339858501
>>339858469
>>Plus he doesn't have a dick anymore after is Raidenization.
All the more reason to have robot sex with other robots
>>339850527
>every omnic is mostly metallic
>enlightened leader is pimped out in gold joints and ivory skin and clothed in the finest silks
>>339858270
But Genji is half-human, half-machine. They can only build like, half a bridge
>>339858765
Obviously Genji also needs to marry a human to build the other half. Gotta love polygamy!
>>339850527
>lore
your game has no lore, it has no single player, it doesn't even have any kind of gameplay depth
>>339858469
>implying you wouldn't start a collection of detachable vibrator dicks with bumps, ridges, different speed settings and shit if you were ever in the same situation
>>339859028
Nice shitpost
>>339856691
It's not that hard for a gorilla to kill a man. Even less wimpy scientists. One just got shot the other day for dragging a kid like a ragdoll.
I don't think the problem was that they were smart as Winston, they were just aggressive.
>finding out that the attacking team in King's Row is trying to wipe out an entire neighborhood of omnics with an EMP
>>339858935
The other one can be his brother
Gotta stay consistent
>>339859092
if your game has lore, why can both sides be on the same team?
>>339857969
>20 second video
>the actual video is 5 seconds long
>>339856691
basically, with the Omnic wars and Sentient robtos still being around, people prefer to stick with Bio. Even if he is not human, at least he is not a robot.
Also, in case of Ape uprising, he'd have to face both humans and the machines. It's just not worth the trouble.
>>339859034
>wire pressure sensors into them so you (cyborg) can feel them
>congrats, you now have a customizable dick collection
Could also install a fleshlight if he is in a kinky mood
>>339859457
What's the explanation for dotor?
>>339859525
For what? His ass?
>>339859579
what the fuck is a dotor?
>>339859457
If the game doesn't have any lore, why does it have lore?
>>339859674
Anywhere he wants
Could have more than one simultaneously
Technology is amazing
>>339859782
what lore
>>339859457
The multiplayer games aren't considered to be canon to the lore
>>339853938
Widow maker shouldnt one shot him with a body shot. Leave him with at least 1 hp
>>339859427
>implying the other half wouldn't be Mercy
>>339860064
>the multiplayer matches in this multiplayer game are not canon
so there's literally no story in your game then
people paid sixty dollars for a waifu simulator where you can't even see your waifu.
Fuck the lore
What SKINS should they add? Pic related for Mercy
>>339860235
I apologize for assuming you weren't initially shitposting on purpose
>>339860235
Blizzard will probably release a story or campaign mode at some point.
>>339860360
pic related for Mercy
>>339860360
Sexy nurse skin.
>>339860360
Pic related for Hanzo.
>>339860393
and charge you an additional thirty dollars
>>339860228
>>marrying the opposite sex
is that even allowed
>>339855708Me too anon, I wish there was more lewd stuff of him that wasn't just with Genji
>>339860360
Reaper
>>339856691
Don't forget, he's also a super bad ass who took down Doomfist 2.
>>339859839
I don't think you know what lore is, anon
>>339860565
For all we know there's polygamous marriages in the OW universe. I mean it takes place 60+ years in the future, right? If people are already open with relationships and marriages right now than they were 60 years prior to that, then I'd assume it'd look radically different in the future too.
So what's the lore reason for every character being a jumbled mess with no consistency between them?
>>339860360
I want a military uniform skin for Mercy.
>>339860902
I like how /v/ thinks massive events don't drastically change human perception, personality and other shit.
Humanity just went through a literal skynet war against the machines shit, I wouldn't really expect 2070 OW Universe to be at all culturally similar to 2016 real world
>>339860360
junkrat
>>339860997
There's one star left in the universe and heroes from distant alien planets are fighting for it.
if you were some average joe living in this universe, would you be pro or anti omnic
honestly id say fuck the peace since they screwed over humanity for no reason at all
kill all omnics when
>>339861306
>introscenetosci-fiJRPGs.gif
>>339861493
Pro to indifferent. I think mass racism and judging of a large group based on the actions of the group and not the individual, is very VERY silly and reactionary
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mXmEb9P.png "latest[1].png")
>>339860360
It's weird because without involving known franchises, it actually really hard to think of good skins.
Otherwise I'd pick a crappy Scorpion cosplay for Roadhog.
>>339860360
Tanktop "non-arctic" outfit for Mei as see in other official materials
>if it wasn't for Winston, Tracer would've have been an absolute psychological mess due to being out of control and time every single moment of her life, alone stuck inside a box.
Did you get your badge yet, /v/?
>>339850527
>literally the worst character with genji
fuck no he sucks ass.
>>339862176
You'd think she'd have killed herself pretty quickly. I likely would have
>mfw in Kings row, the only "memorial" for the great religious leader who was assassinated there is a bouqet of flowers and a picture of him
I've seen bigger memorials for gangbangers who got gunned down by cops.
>>339862504
>hangs herself
>zips right back due to being temporally unstable
>>339860745
I thought the Doomfists were good guys working for Overwatch? If he wasn't then why is there a museum exhibition for him in Numbani?
>>339862504
How would she have done it? She kept zipping in and out of present time and I think it was mentioned that she could barely keep a physical form.
>>339861493
Anti-omnic. Those who nearly wiped out humanity do not deserve a peaceful existence alongside is.
>>339862635
>literally cannot ever end her suffering
Tracer confirmed living in hell
>the outcome is not preordained
>"intelligent" robot not believing in determinism
ruined my suspension of disbelief desu
>>339862176
She'd be some young punk if it wasn't for Winston
>>339862642
There's apparently 3 Doomfists. One is the Savior, one is the Scourge, and the third is the Successor .
>>339861493
Seems stupid to continue to be antagonist against omnics
>robots rise up because they don't like being slaves
>utterly wreck the human species and the combined military power of the entire Earth
>Humans win, just barely
>robots still around
>LETS TREAT THEM LIKE SUBJUGATED SLAVES!
Yeah, I don't see that biting you in the ass real quickly.
>>339860360
I want the entire cast to get beach episode skins.
>>339862969
>robots rise up because they don't like being slaves
That's not for literally no reason. Get out of here you omnic-apologist.
>>339862794
So apparently the first one was a good guy working for Overwatch, the second one was a bad guy (working for Talon I presume,) and the last one is TBD?
![bb1131__4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PfMQkei.jpg "bb1131__4[1].jpg")
>>339860360
Tracer as a police woman wearing pic-related
Junkrat in bushwhacker attire. Crococile vest, hat with the hanging corks, etc.
>>339861493
so do you think blacks should go to war with whites for slavery in America?
Let the past go brother, peace is the true path
>>339863001
How would beach skins for Bastion, Zenyatta and Winston Work?
>>339863062
Enjoy your extinction from trying to pick a fight yet again, with a race that pretty much kicked your ass, while you are still recovering and trying to rebuild your planet.
>>339863102
Scourge might've been working by himself/not beside Talon but yeah that's it.
>>339863252
Zenyatta gets board shorts and beach balls or coconuts or something.
Remember when all this shit you need to pay money for would have been normal unlockables for actually being good at the game?
>>339856691
Did someone say, peanut butter?
>>339863252
Either swimming trunks or sun hats.
>>339862091
I'd love a beach outfit, although that would require actually changing her model.
Even like an unflattering one piece with sunscreen on her nose and sunglasses, just to have a goof for the ice character.
>>339863252
Bastion would just be a bunch of beach coolers taped together.
>>339863254
Giving robots sentience was a mistake
>>339862969
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I MUST HATE EVERYONE DIFFERENT IRRATIONALLY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PAPA /pol/ TOLD ME AND I MUST FIT IN! HAHA NIGGERS! HAHA CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP! HAHA WALL! AM I COOL YET? DID I TRIGGER YOUR JIMMYJAMMIES YET KEKADOODLES???
>>339863395
Except you don't have to buy them and get them every time you level, which you do faster by being good at the game?
>>339863252
Zenyatta wears some swim trunks and has a pair of sunglasses taped to his forehead.
Bastion is covered in toucans.
Winstonwears a sundress
>>339856691
No peanut butter on the moon so they all died
>>339863797
You don't have to buy them but if you want to unlock anything at a reasonable pace, you probably should
I've spent 40 bucks, because waiting 2 hours for a single box is a bit much. It's around 20-28 hours of playtime for a single legendary, I'll just pay the price of a fucking big mac and get them
>>339862969
>robots rise up because they don't like being slaves
They weren't though, that's the thing. Omnics weren't slaves. A human corporation built the Omniums but they were never used because they didn't seem to work. They just sat there for decades abandoned. Then as soon as they turned on they started indiscriminately killing humans.
They were never slaves. Humans built them and then totally ignored them until their army of killbots started shooting everyone.
>>339863252
Cover bastion in barnacles and starfish and kelp and shit and make his bird a seagull
>>339863660
trying a bit hard there m8
>>339863797
>Wanting random shit, rather than a getting a cool skin because you completed a tough challenge.
You are literally everything wrong with gaming.
>>339863252
Bastion is made out of palm trees and shit
Zenyatta is sitting on a surfboard and wearing swim trunks
Winston is wearing a speedo and sunglasses
>>339863936
That isn't what the lore states. It states the governments of the world decided to use super AI's and those AI's gained sentience and activated a bunch of bastion units to fight the war
>>339861493
One of the big problems is it's less a bunch of omnics deciding "fuck humans" and more one AI thinking that and then hacking the others to control them.
Kind of like how there are actual people out there who would behead you on video just for things your government did.
>>339863395
Yes, and I miss those days dearly. What's even more sad is how people treat you like shit for thinking content like that should be 100% free and not cash shop DLC shit.
Aparrently, since every vidya company is an evil megacorp, we need to accept it as "the status quo" and never question it
>>339863252
Giant red and white striped trunks for Winston with some sandals and a little bit of sun block on his nose, you can see most of his body fur
Zenyatta in what I can best describe it as joker's killing joke joker with pineapples or coconuts for his orbs
not sure about bastion, but not every one needs to have a themed costume, can be just a couple of heroes.
I hope both Winston and roadhog gets a Santa costume
>>339863984
Not as hard as some /pol/tards at times.
>>339864275
>Kind of like how there are actual people out there who would behead you on video just for things your government did.
>Implying people aren't in support of judging an entire group based on the actions of a few in that group
>>339856691
i thought Winston was a black guy
>>339864416
Never implied they aren't. It's just a petty way of thinking they shouldn't be proud of.
Is it known how long the omnic crisis lasted and how many years it's been between ow disbanding and Recall?
>>339850527
>gets shot in the head
>robots dont have brains and this is likely as effective as shooting him in the foot
>there isnt even a gunshot wound on him
how the fuck did he "die" again
>>339863984
It's exaggerated but that's basically the average /pol/trash in a nutshell
>>339864782
shoot your computer in the head and see if it still works, better yet replace it's parts and see if it's still the same computer
>>339864782
it's a plot by the illuminati so that they can make more money, he's actually the hippy stone robot from the game
>>339863252
Give Bastion an orange color scheme and give him pontoons and flotation devices
>>339861493
Anti.
They're not real. They're constructs made by us, and we should destroy them. Winston is okay though.
>>339864782
Wasn't he shot center mass though?
>>339864948
So you're saying that if you replace the working parts you get a different machine
Wasn't the Butlerian Jihad all about omnics and their like?
>>339854105
Everyone has the same speed.
>>339865079
But if you destroy the working parts, all you get is a broken machine.
>>339865210
A beacon of light from a burning screen?
>>339864275
Pretty much this.
It's not that the humanoid omnics are bad per-se, rather the cold and emotionless mega-AIs that are rewriting their programming and controlling them instead.
Think of a zombie virus. Zombie virus infects humans and starts turning million of them into mindless killing gouls. Does that make humans as a whole evil, and therefore a threat that needs to be destroyed completely from the inside-out?
>>339865282
>Does that make humans as a whole evil, and therefore a threat that needs to be destroyed completely from the inside-out?
Well, it pleases the reptile part of my brain and my desire to hurt others/dominate others, so yes.
>>339860360
How about a skin that makes Genji look like Raiden from MGR
>>339865282
>mega-AIs
Pharaohman and all the other -mans need to be stopped. If only there was a man mega enough for the job. One who's rock steady enough to not be swayed.
>>339865450
That his default costume, his costume is gray fox and raiden fused.
>tfw beaning someone in the head with Zenny's charge shot
That shit does a deceptively huge amount of damage
>>339861796
Does Roadhog even say GET OVER HERE when hooking someone?
>>339865667
Yes he does and I love it when it happens.
>>339865667
Pretty sure he says Come 'ere or something, so it's close?
>>339850527
>tfw you get the Zen ifritt skin . Holy fucking balls yes !
>>339865651
The whole point of Zenyatta is that he's more of a glass cannon DPS than an actual healer. His heals are shit but his damage is through the roof.
>>339865854
>holy balls
>>339865651
Zenny is a beast in terms of damage. Guy can melt tanks
His problem is he isn't fast at all and has low health so he's just going to die non-stop. A good widowmaker can shut down Zenyatta entirely since a single charged bodyshot kills him
>>339865282
>>339864275
Honestly, you'd think they'd just switch off their wifi when that happens.
>>339853938
slightly more speed or health/armor pretty gud doe
IF ROBOTS ARE SO SMART, HOW COME I CAN KILL THEM WITH A BODYSHOT?
>>339865901
Why does this game actually only have two supports? Like, the fuck?
Symmetra is as much a support as Tolberone
Zenyatta is more of a DPS with some debuff and heal abilities
So the only true real supports are Lucio and Mercy
>>339866028
The AI would probably just turn it back on for them. They're caring like that.
>>339865816
Scorpion also says that sometimes so it works
>>339861493
Omnics actually did nothing wrong.
Reminder that symmetra is canonically autistic.
>>339865548
gotcha famicom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmY3jd0z8ho
>>339866318
I want to fuck her autistic Indian ass
Shiny gold/silver skin for Bastion would be pretty cool.
>>339866434
The true nature of humanity
>>339863921
where do you live that a big mac is 40 usd
Reminder that Mercy is the root of all evil in Overwatch.
>>339850527
I want to protect his smile.
>>339856691
Winston seems really loyal to Overwatch. He probably proved himself to humanity several times since whatever happened in the Moon.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a comic or short about him struggling to adapt on Earth after escaping the Moon, probably ending with him joining Overwatch as a surrogate family with Morrison as a paternal figure as the Winston scientist was to him.
Still, we are talking about Metzen here so nevermind all of that.
>>339866139
Zenyatta and Mondatta appear to be older models, probably the first wave of omnics.
So they probably aren't that sturdy or well-built.
>>339866426
You should try that again. We don't need a failure
>>339866558
If you bought a big mac every day for about 2-3 weeks, you'd reach about 30 bucks. If you buy 2-5 boxes a day, it's similar.
>>339866565
>She rezzed Reyes, turning him into Reaper and enabling him to start murdering former Overwatch members.
She's the final villain.
>>339856691
Since they already have one animal character I want them to add a bear with a cyborg arm or something
>>339864948
>the life of an Omnic is literally a constant Theseus' paradox
>>339866159
Because support =/= healing
Zenyatta can make or break a team with good use of discord orb+ teamwork. I've never had someone die to a reinhardt charge, who wasn't already against the wall, when playing Zen.
That mercy keeps ressing people? Put a discord on her. Sniper keeps fucking people up, discord her. Bastion, discord. Tank, discord. People talk about zen's damage and yeah it's true he is a monster dps. But what he brings to the team as a whole is amazing.
Symmetra is similar in a not nearly as obvious way. She's a whole cornucopia of little things that add up to a very good whole. Her sentries are both damage AND vision. Those tiny shields will actual drastically reduce the work of the healer over the long run, and they will save the life of squishies. She stops slow pushes in their tracks. I don't even need to talk about teleporters.
>>339865997
>mfw Zenyatta is the Kuja of Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6OET-k_tqw
>>339866804
If Symmetra is support, so is tolberone.
Where are the omnics eyes? The lights or the two holes?
Or do they just use scanning sensors?
WHY DONT ROBOTS JUST MAKE A BACKUP OF THEMSELVES AND THEN PIRATE IT 100 TIMES
>>339866935
All three. The lights probably help with depth perception.
>>339856691
Only Winston was smart enough to escape, the others may have hated humans but they'll eventually run out of oxygen and die.
>>339866665
Someone make and edit of this with Junkrat and baby winston or baby winston and the scientist who raised him.
>>339850527
>lore
Destiny has better writing than this shit
>>339866905
He doesn't give vision through sentries all over choke points. He doesn't have the teleport, which is basically a res where symmetra doesn't even need to be there. Everything symmetra does props up her own team. Other than giving out armor, all dwarf does is shoot people.
>>339860360
Soldier 1776
>>339867227
Fuck yes
>>339867275
Metzen get back to work.
>>339867184
Overwatch lore is a joke to justify the cast. Being a joke makes it fun to discuss, though, kind of like with TF2. It's so out there that there's a lot to talk about.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/usr5PIp.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>339867006
Play Soma. Making a copy of yourself means jack shit because you're still going to die.
>>339867187
The only actual differen bcetween them is what their ults do
>everyone calling the omnics evil when the real end-game villains of Overwatch are the Super AI computer systems and the thing that Junkrat found which made them go haywire in the first place
>>339867006
Because that copy isn't the real you; it will never be the real you. It's just another clone of you, and that clone is and can develop a different course of life based on its decisions.
Basically, what this guy said. >>339867412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJU1XSQKiLI
>>339866786
>bear with a cyborg arm
>>339867762
Courtney Gears still makes my dick feel funny.
>>339853938
His harmony orbs shouldn't require line of sight
>>339867006
>>339867412
>>339867621
This is a philosophical discussion not fit for /v/
>>339866028
The AI designed them. You think they'd program a defence?
>>339867449
Nobody else knows what Junkrat's treasure is, so how do they know about it in the first place? Did he just go around bragging about getting to the omnium core?
>>339867917
There was a time when it didn't and it meant that Zen just put it on a flanker and hid around for a long time.
Having it requires LOS makes sense, but maybe make it take longer to return. Like have them lose it after 10 seconds, not 3.
>>339866702
Zenyatta is relatively new. He's 20, that's 5 years after the crisis ended.
>>339853096
>not sure if heresy
Nigger, how are you confused?
Very few things are as heretical as this shit.
>>339868031
He's looking for a buyer. So yeah, he's had to announce he has it.
>>339868168
Maybe that's why he is so weak. After the crisis, new omnics were made to be fragile. Less of a threat.
>>339867431
>The only actual differen bcetween them is what their ults do
>torbjorn
>armor
>defends a single area
>symmetra
>shield
>defend an area and can much more easily move between them
>provide map awareness
>enable people to get to the fight faster
The most important thing of all is that Symmetra helps the team, torbjorn needs the help of the team. That's the difference. Come to think of it that applies pretty well to all the defense characters. Widow and hanzo can't do anything, no matter how good they are if they can't get a moment unmolested. Torbjorn and bastion not only need setup, but proper support if they are to last more than 1 push. Mei is completely useless if your team can't separate the enemy from each other. Pretty much the only one this doesn't apply to is junkrat.
If Zenyatta, Mondatta are so young why they have to sound like old men?
>>339867184
>THE DARKNESS was chasing THE TRAVELER after THE FALLEN fought THE EXO whenTHE STUFF happened, because THE HOUSE OF THING was angry about THE VEX because THE WARMIND and THE HIVE destroyed THE CITY as told by THE SPEAKER on THE TOWER when THE SIX bum fucked THE VANGUARD, which is why THE QUEEN OF QUEEF is angry about THE CRUCIBLE after being destroyed by THE TAKEN KING with THE MCGUFFIN after THE CROW died
>>339868335
I thought he was hiding it from the world for whatever reason, hence his bounty?
If he was planning on selling it, then he would've sold it first thing without any major issues.
>>339868409
Omnics aren't designed by humans. The omniums design them themselves. After getting their shit kicked in by Humans they probally thought diplomacy was a better option and started developing and designing friendlier looking robots
>>339868536
Do robots even go through adolescence?
>>339868078
>Like have them lose it after 10 seconds, not 3.
I thought that's what he did at first. Like the first video we ever see of him that isn't the ability overview he puts it on some reaper who immediately fucks off.
>>339851828
O shit. I was in that thread too. And still was a cool idea
>>339868642
upgrades
>>339858102
Robots can't have sex and would have no interest in it.
>>339867412
>brightness set to such a high value
What are you some kind of blind pussy?
>>339868650
Originally he didn't have to keep LOS. He put the orb on someone and it stuck on them until he changed it or died.
>>339868604
He intends to sell it. That's why Roadhog is with him. Roadhog was promised half the value.
>>339853637
Pretty much. But add big hero 6
>>339866804
I love whenever a discord orb gets wasted on me when I'm mercy. I'm already a 2 shot basically so theres no point in even putting it on me. It's also incredibly easy to just dart to some cover and keep healing. Zenyatta is really good but I'd never waste a discord orb on weak characters until the dps and tanks are dead since mercy and Lucio can just be killed easily by a dps without any help.
>>339868536
Because they probably already have the mind of an adult once they're turned on.
That and they probably downloaded wise voices into themselves to fit the old and wise monk image and all of that.
>>339868796
It's from google.
>>339868572
Is that supposed to be a response
You can like this game all you want but it's writing is garbage, at least TF2(which I also think is garbage) never tried to have lore
Also The Traveler is the darkness, even though they scrapped pretty much all lore just a year before release because Bungie got cuckd it was still kept more or less.
>>339868536
since they are intelligent, they probably studied Buddhist monks and realized the most enlightened ones talked a certain way and were older. so they copied that behavior, kind of like a kid. that's just my headcanon
>>339868920
Not everything is a nice clean sniper bodyshot where you can count out the hits until you die. You take little bits of splash damage, a random bullet here or there. It adds up. It can be the difference between getting her or not
Besides if there is a mercy on the field you should be focusing her down anyway. So there's no reason to put it on anyone else because you shouldn't be shooting them.
>>339868536
Old men voices are incredibly sexy
>>339868767
If they have an interest in religion, abstract careers like directing movies and wearing clothes to identify themselves, then I don't see why they wouldn't be curious about sex and develop the means to emulate it.
