What is the absolute most dog shit game /v/ has ever tricked you into playing, and explain why you hated it.
Pic related is mine. The AI is fucking atrocious, the Ayy animations are awful, the level design is fucking garbage, the game is nothing but a door opening QTE simulator, and the amount of backtracking was fucking insulting.
At no point was I absorbed into this shit atmosphere that relied on nostalgia more than world building, at no point was I scared by a monster that couldn't see me even though I was sitting in an open and lit corner, and at no point was i having fun playing brain-dead mini games and pressing A to turn the lever.
Fuck all of you.The game looks really good at least
Kill yourself OP you autistic, cuckolded, fuckboy.
legit best game 2014, get off /v/ you spastic
>>339844187
>>339844346
Good job backing up your opinions with memes and insults, I really want to give that door opening QTE simulator another try again!
Some faggot convinced me to get naughty bear. I thought hey, hyper violent manhunt style vs stuffed bears might be good for a laugh
It wasn't even good for kindling
if I had a dollar for every retarded who doesn't get this game, go play some spoopy indie hunted house OP
>>339844613
>y-you just don't get it
What's there to get? It's a bad game with bad gameplay and bad atmosphere
I was told this port isn't that bad, dsfix isn't even required. chirst I've never played a worst port in my life. a unstable 10-15 fps was all my 280x WITH dsfix.
>>339846710
>AMD
I found your problem
>>339844346
>legit best game 2014
lolno, game is fucking shit
DOOR MONTAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOrphBFlDsg
>>339847196
How can anyone think this
>>339847357
They played the game
combat simply isn't fun.
also fallout NV and original deus ex.
NV was on a ps3, so maybe that's my fault, but deus ex is straight up clunky and borderline unplayable. if you want a compelling story and multiple paths then you might as well just play a text adventure or something and not suffer through all the bullshit.
>>339847458
>deus ex is straight up clunky and borderline unplayable
The best part is that it was considered clunky AF even when it was released.I still really enjoyed it, but I 100% when people say they can't play it
10/10 GOAT
>>339847458
>Bootwizard doesn't have good combat
You're getting my goose.
>>339847357
Your right, ACM was actually better.
At least it had a semi decent multiplayer
>>339847458
>Kicking Sim doesn't have fun combat
Is this nigger serious?
la mulana
>games that literally require walkthroughs to finish
no thanks.
Literally the only thing wrong with Alien Isolation is that the alien appearances become sort of trivial after getting the flamethrower.is it really true that if you hang around areas too long at the beginning the alien can show before his first actual appearance?
>>339848057
It's true. I even tested it.
I just got it today and so far it's just a fucking tedious chore to play, anyone else get this?
>>339843769
I agree, I couldn't even finish it. It was just boring.
>>339847317
That was a really solid review.
This game is shit, and so is everyone memed into thinking it's good.
>>339848280
neat
why is this game getting this amount of threads?
sega does not need any type of shilling, the game is already praised here
is this some kind of AYYfag trying to hype the new installment that is getting announced this e3?
>>339847317
Maybe they make good move reviews, but their game reviews really are the worst around. Good point proving you are a spastic tho.
>>339843769
OP is a faggot
>>339849079
>explaining why a game is unfiltered shit is shilling the game now
I think it's time to take a break from /v/ now, Anon. It's fucking up your brain.
>>339849331
any thread, no matter the content, is shilling here
you can write up a thread that triggers the whole board so that it gets into the first page, and that is publicity
like the fucking overwatch and uncharted4 threads of the last weeks
fuck
i agree that the gameplay is debatable, but we already wrote about it yesterday, about two times
also another thread was that this one was 2014 goty
>>339849223
What about that review wasn't correct, Anon?
Try explaining your opinions instead of just shitting out insults.
>>339849550
ur'e retarted
>>339847174
running it on a radeon HD 4870 in 1440p fluidly
>>339843769
Its not an image boards fault that you're too fucking stupid to put proper research into your purchases. Fuck off.
>>339848057
>the alien appearances become sort of trivial after getting the flamethrower.
And that ruins the entire experience, doesn't it? Same thing with the nail gun and the synth's.
They dropped the ball hard on that game.
>>339843769
Really? I couldn't play anymore of Isolation because it scared me half to death.
You're being a contrarian again, OP.
>>339847441
>>339847628
But its nothing like ACM?
>>339849980
this is bait
>>339849818
>And that ruins the entire experience, doesn't it?
Nah not really. It's not like the game gave you that much ammo you could just rambo through it. Plus using the flamethrower too much made the ayy eventually not give a fuck.
>>339849980
Spot the shill
does it even matter if its a thread full of bait or a thread full with shit taste?
>>339843769
although i already responded yesterday, i will do it again
gameplay huge debatable
boring as fuck IMO
graphics: glorious
toaster friendly, looking good
art direction: out of this world
from the intro, to the menus, fuck, this game is cool as fuck
alien: that is not AI, that is cheating, literally
i remember another game that did something like this: outlast
there are times where you are chased by one of the bosses, and if you do good, you could find a clone chasing you too, so that it looks like you are screwed
tldr: i dont like the gameplay at all, but the game is amazing
i hope they release a new one soon, the assets are there
they just need to make a proper AI, and throw in some fucking action
>>339850192
>It's not like the game gave you that much ammo you could just rambo through it
I played on the hardest difficulty (on release) and I had more than enough ammo to just breeze through the rest of the game.
>sing the flamethrower too much made the ayy eventually not give a fuck
This is not true. What happens is that it requires more and more fuel to scare the alien away, and it will bowl you over when it runs away, damaging you. At no point will it simply ignore the flamethrower to kill you.
So unless you're a complete shitter, the game became braindead after you get the flamethrower.
>>339849569
>rambling about minigames
>completely ignoring the fact that these are supposed to leave you vulnerable while the alien is around
>complaining about the game building suspense and not throwing the alien at you in the first hours
>really criticizing the alien design
Looking at a fat socially akward guy making an alien impression was funny tho.
>>339850647
>Alien looks like shit
>Uses the wrong leg type
>Short as fuck
>"AI" is is dumb as fuck and its mostly just scripted events
Shit game
yt: alien isolation glitch
>savage shit
peep this niggah mod
http://steamcommunity.com/app/214490/discussions/0/618458030654236804/
turns alien behaviour into something a little more bearable
>>339850647
>tldr: i dont like the gameplay at all, but the game is amazing
wut
PT shits all over Alien Isolation, it's not even funny
>>339852258
i dont like the gameplay, how it works, the mechanics etc
but i understand and appreciate that it is a really amazing title
it is like a movie: you can hate the story, but appreciate the quality of it
>>339851168
>rambling about minigames
No, they were saying the minigames were simplistic shit and took up way too much of the ''game''. Which is all 100% accurate
>completely ignoring the fact that these are supposed to leave you vulnerable while the alien is around
Never once when I played through and beat the game was this the case
>complaining about the game building suspense and not throwing the alien at you in the first hours
I think they were complaining that it took 4 hours to do so, and they never really were building suspense since the ship was filled with people and they were all hostile for no good reason when it would make sense to work together, who know, kind of like how they all did in EVERY Alien movie.
>really criticizing the alien design
Again, you're willfully misunderstanding what they said. They complained about the garbage AI and laughable animations about how it jerks, slides, and flops around.
>>339852460
It's a game, though, and the gameplay and story are shit.
It doesn't have a single redeemable quality outside of looking amazing.
>>339843769
try naming a game wich captured the spirit of the first movie better and I may forgive this retarded opinion
Alien Isolation GOTY, fuck the underage that never saw the movie
>>339852505
>No, they were saying the minigames were simplistic shit and took up way too much of the ''game''. Which is all 100% accurate
Okay, point taken
>Never once when I played through and beat the game was this the case
literally the first alien encounter in the medbay.
>I think they were complaining that it took 4 hours to do so, and they never really were building suspense since the ship was filled with people and they were all hostile for no good reason when it would make sense to work together, who know, kind of like how they all did in EVERY Alien movie.
took me 2 hours at most, you'd reallly have to be slow to need 4 hours for the first encounter
>Morrowind
>>339852797
Isolation was a fucking INSULT to the first Alien movie, you underage cocksucking faggot.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>339853129
t. underage
t. someone who never saw Alien
>>339852982
Only a underage retard who has never seen ALIEN would ever claim isolation was good.
Mount&Blade Warband. I played it for 4 minutes and the font was awful and I died to an archer in the tutorial.
>>339843769
I don't even think this is bait anymore. People really are that retarded and have such shit taste. Maybe its just the usual summer faggotry but oh well... sucks to be you man
>>339853193
Underage who has never actually seen Alien detected
>>339843769
it's a high production amnesia where you get to shoot shit n shit... it's alright
>>339848298
bought it last night, haven't played it yet. d-did i fuck up /v/?
>>339848298
Just finished it for the second time
I noticed the AI is a bit wonky at times, but for the most part it's the most impressive AI to date
>>339853275
Hello Mr marketer, i see you.
>>339847196
epic win, I forgot about colonic morons might have to replay for 'fun'
>>339843769
>playing on easy
>complaining about the AI
get fucked
>>339853446
>but for the most part it's the most impressive AI to date
>>339853318
>>339853221
Fuck off you samefagging retard
>>339853275
>>339847458
booting people and leap attacking fags into orbit is great fun, not particularly intelligent but fuck it. Highly ambitious game
>>339853221
so what was it about isolation that deviated so heavily from the original movie?
>>339853578
Thought as much.
>>339853532
>implying
>>339843769
Alien Isolation and Mirror's Edge both come to mind. The first Witcher as well.
To be fair, I've played far more good games because of /v/ than shit ones.
>>339847458
>he didnt like Dark Messiah or Deus Ex
holy shit ive never seen a bigger faggot on /v/ in my life
>>339853675
Go watch the movie and find out
>>339843769
Your first mistake was being you.
Your 2nd mistake was listening to /v/ or anyone else without forming your own research on it ahead of time.
Now that you've hopefully learned to think for yourself, maybe you'll start picking games that are more your taste, whatever that might be.
>>339853819
care to elaborate?
>>339853819
>points a flaw
>gives no explanation whatsoever
kys
>>339853819
>doesn't give an answer
Holy shit end your life you retard
>>339854167
Where in the movie did they open doors and solve the worst minigames ever made for 15 hours?
>>339854443
You seem pretty butthurt about the "minigames", faggot
They were put there to build tension, when the alien is around and you have to do a little interactive shit it makes it way more tense because you have to focus on it and also listen to make sure the alien doesn't get up behind you and buttfuck you
Do you even like horror games?
>>339853675
a lot of inspiration from 2... not necessarily a bad thing it still maintains the vibe of 1 which is nice as bug blasters are ten a penny
>>339854564
>They were put there to build tension
They did a really good job achieving the absolute opposite of that
>Do you even like horror games?
Sure, when they're done well and actually scary.
>>339853752
>mirrors edge
hol up, that was alright... gave me motion sickness tho
>>339854789
>>339853752
I'm going to chalk Mirrors Edge up to being a shit game because it dips down to 3fps with a fucking 980ti
Dark Souls
The port is one of the worst I've ever seen and kb&m controls are a fucking joke.
Playing co-op is like partaking in an amateur wisdom teeth surgery which boggles my mind when the mechanics to invite people over obviously exist.
And lastly the poorly animated combat since nips don't understand a single thing about European medieval weaponry or pretty much anything. Why the fuck is the character intentionally scraping his sword against the fucking ground with every other swing?
7/10 hack&slash at best
