How come Mercy is 37 years old and not yet married?
penis
>>339832192
Why would someone marry a dried up had at this point
slut
This is some blatant shitposting, OP.
How come you're 25 and still neet?
she doesn't need a husband, she's filthy rich and can get the dick from omnic refugees whenever she wants.
>>339832373
22 actually
Oh good, this thread again
>>339832192
Probably because nobody wants to raise her black son
>Personal theory
She was in love with someone, but they died. Maybe someone in Overwatch, explaining her anger at the organization after the fact, eventually leading to her testifying against it in Court.
>Actual reason.
For Waifu-ing and shipping.
Because marriage is nothing more than a meaningless scam now. What do you think it means in the undefined future Overwatch takes place in?
>>339832628
>She was in love with someone, but they died. Maybe someone in Overwatch
wow I wonder who could fit that profile
>>339832192
probably on a steady diet of BRC
>>339832192
She's an independent black woman who don't need no man.
Or
She's an Independent healer who don't need no tank.
>>339832958
Wouldn't it be BOC?
>>339832468
I WANT TO MARRY HER AND RAISE HER SON!
>>339832192
You already made this thread
Her personality is trash and no one can stand her.
>>339832192
she's a failure as a woman
>>339832192
What do you mean, she is married
>>339833020
i didn't want people to get confused thinking she was an avid boards of canada fan
>>339833110
man i fucking hate this retarded fanbasee
>>339832192
Apparently same sex marriage is still frowned upon in the future
>>339833110
I want a business dad 76 skin.
>>339832192
No hymen no diamond.
>>339833231
Considering that Mercy knew Pharah's mom, this ship creeps me out.
>>339833231
At least the ruskies are too busy getting mad at robots.
>>339833221
Speak for yourself, this fanart is glorious. Reaper seal the deal.
>>339833221
It's beautiful though
>>339833203
at her age it's more likely a case of being a blue oyster cult fan.
>>339833110
>that 76
FUND IT
>>339832192
Her head is too big in this painting
>>339832192
She hasn't met me yet.
>>339833315
that just makes it more exciting
I dunno anon this is sure a predicament
Maybe if we post more Mercy lewds we will find the answer
>>339832192
her and toblerone are a couple
>>339832412
lEAVE
LEAVE
But she is married....TO SCIENCE
>>339833417
widowmaker x mercy confirmed
if u put ur tinky in her nuggi wot wud happen wud she make babby or die or what i want to do it but i dont want to die her
BIG
Which one is better? Got 1000 Currency now, and while the redhead have the superior colour palette, blonde Mercy is superior
>>339833983
Right
>>339833983
Right all the way.
There are no controllable moms in games.
Mercy can't be a mom. All mom are NPCs.
>>339833983
I'm thinking left. The colors on the right are all clashing with each other.
>>339832192
Well she's Christmas cake now, no one wants her dried up eggs.
But then again this is a science fiction future where medical technology may be able to slow the aging of women and keep them fertile longer.
>>339832192
Lets of people dont get married by choice, what are you retarded?
>>339834314
I like Christmas Cake.
>>339832192
PURE
U
R
E
What's the title for level 40 pure women? She's going for it.
How does one marry a goddess?
>>339833983
Why would you spend dosh on that when you could have cobalt Mercy?
Much better skins in the game in my opinion.
>>339834481
that's disturbing /d/ tier shit right there
>c-section isn't a thing
>>339832192
How come you're 2* years old and a handholdless virgin?
>>339834481
>>339834571
That's my literal set along with on a scale of 1-10 and no pulse taunt
>>339834571
Always had a thing for Valkryies, but yeah, her core armor is great, I do prefer the gold one tho.
>>339834481
>What is a Caesarian
>>339834481
Wouldn't they artificial incubators in the future?
>>339834481
Why would anyone save that shit?? WHY????
The fanfics tell me she's lezzing out with Pharah.
>>339834549
you become a nun (male) of female goddess(male)
>>339833110
>little reaper going 'DIE DIE DIE'
perfect
>>339832192
She's barren.Also gay.
She has dedicated her life to helping other people
>tfw no mature blonde successful independent gf with no kids
>>339834481
>>339833983
left
>>339835169
Considering that Mercy knew Pharah's mom, this ship creeps me out.
>>339832264
I'd let Mercy fuck me.
>>339836263
everyone knew pharah's mom, if you catch my drift
>>339832274
>virgin detected
someone doesn't know when women hit their sexual prime
If only Caesarians were a thing.
>>339836263
>not liking the purest love between an older and younger woman
>>339832192
>How come Mercy is 37 years old and not yet married?
>be pure
>kept herself from the important one
>dedicated life to helping people
>many don't do it despite the help
>be in the right spot to see the most deaths
>be in the most survivable role at the same time
>detach from having relationships of any kind not to lose anyone who could be "the important one"
>called Mercy, not Care, not anymore
>finally befriend a hot dorf who can just shit turrets to his job rather than risk death
what do you think?
It's because fapbait and relatability, obviously
>>339836503
it sure as hell isn't 37 you retard
>>339836503
around 12-15 years old?
>>339833983
Save up for that sweet sweet imp skin
>>339833110
either baby reaper is eating meatloaf, peas, and mashed potatoes for breakfast, or mercy has alzheimers and made pancakes immediately after making dinner
>>339836772
Bad taste detected.
Women are in their absolute prime from ages 35-45.
Girls are boring. Women are far more interesting and seductive.
>>339834571
i'm level 19 and this is the only skin i've got so far, but i'm ok with that. perfect color scheme
>>339832192
Who is this 2d thing that doesnt comply with 3d standards?
Why are you faggots even bothering with 2d when 3d is better other than the fact that you are manchildren for getting hot about pictures?
Did you ever think that if you stopped obsessing about pictures your lives would be better? Except brazilians and chinks. Your life will always be shit so go back to hand.
>>339837291
Not biologically speaking.
>>339836868
If it's not on the clock, it's ready for cock.
>>339837291
>Bad taste detected.
I don't think sexual prime has to do with personal taste as much as it has to do with biological functions
>>339837071
It cost the same amount, but while it's a good skins, not as good as her others
Mei is 31 and still pure
>>339837596
REMOVE
E
M
O
V
E
>>339832192
She's a lesbian for Pherah (only for Pherah, otherwise she's heterosexual) but I don't think either are out of the closet yet about their relationship
>>339837291
Only if they have kept themselves in shape. Fat 30 or 40somethings look way worse than fat 20somethings. And I mean actually fat, not milf porn fat.
>>339837596
>Mei the fat fuck
>Foot faggotry
>Shadbase
if you dissapeared from earth right now no one would miss you
>>339836263
Have you never watched the Mother Daughter Exchange Club porn series before? It's pretty much like that
>>339837596
>Shadman getting his greasy paws on bestgirl
That's that, then.
>>339833110
Disappointed reaper is not stabbing his food to death with a fork.
>>339837871
>Mother Daughter Exchange Club
Intriguing but then
>lesbian porn
Pointless.
>>339832192
How come Mercy is 37 years old and hasnt squatted over my mouth and shat into my throat yet?
>>339837596
PURE
U
R
E
>>339832192
But she is married
To her job
>>339837997
I reckon she has a nicer, cleaner toilet at home anon, that is why.
>>339837997
Because you do not deserve mercy
>>339837858
The only thing wrong with this post is the disparaging comment about feet. GirlFeet™ are the best thing going today, especially if you're a high testosterone male
>>339836327
cuz you are fucking faggot and loves trannies like most of adult artwork/sfm creators
>>339833110
I want to spit on those pancakes
>>339837709
I honestly believe in the "future" more women will be lesbians rather than heterosexual
it just seems right
>>339837979
If you watch hot lesbian porn and your reaction is "this is pointless", then I think someday soon you're going to need to have a very uncomfortable talk with your father (you're gay)
>>339838253
Unlikely anon because I already know I like men, I have no reason to talk to my dad about it though.
I still like women for their looks and like to see them banged silly.
But if there is no insertion of one person into another it is a dull affair as far as porn goes.
>>339838242
Anon pls.
>>339838242
In a perfect world humans will have evolved into hot futanaris with fat 8 inch cocks
>>339838242
There can litterally be no point in time when contrarianism becomes the norm without imposition or pressure, anon.
Bisex tho.
why is she called mercy if she doesn't heal the enemy too?
>>339838242
I highly doubt that.
I never met a real lesbian at that, I met and know several fags, even a tranny - and this is a small homophobic country. Zero lesbians, I think that really is just a meme, women hate eachother, they can't even be real friends much less lovers.
>>339834571
>cobalt Mercy
My African-American compatriot of exemplary taste.
>>339832373
>25
>not 31
feels bad man
>>339838773
There is a lot of mercy in death anon, many people on this board would agree after they died.
>>339837596
>pure
>>339833110
>dad 76
>emo kid reaper
>spoiled brat/favorite dva
this fan art will never get old to me
>>339838872
>reaperXmercy
>>339832192
[/spoiler]i want to fuk her[/spoiler]
>>339838242
Only men are dumb enough to provide for women for no reason other than sex, so no.
>>339838971
Actually, a "lot of mercy in death" would be mercyXreaper, with hot futa dick.
>>339833983
>having taste this bad
all the legendary skins are garbage and don't suit her at all
>>339834571
>>339834779
these guys get it
Mercy is a Goddess in her own right without the need of a significant other. Besides a hero wouldn't have the time to build the foundation of a real relationship, and the risk of having someone that could be used against them is to big. Think about the bigger picture at hand /v/irgins.
>>339835169
I never understood this ship
They don't even interact in-game
>>339838950
Man that picture is just fucked, what is happening to junkratI want to bang that genji's booty
>>339832192
She's been waiting for you all along, anon.
>>339838950
post more dad 76
>>339839102
>at hand
I see wat u did there
>35
>kissless virgin
Not beeing married is like of no concern to me, I'm sure Mercy is happy as she will get all the dick she wants.
>>339839129
They are fun to play together with all the flying.
I have 1.3k credits in overwatch.
What do I buy? My most used characters are Lucio, 76, Dva, and Rein.
>Mercy heal slut which nobody wants to bother taking care of, revives team every 40 seconds
>WIDOWMAKER ON ATTACK DOING FUCKALL
Widowmaker should be banned
>>339838950
>that genji
>>339837291
Enjoy wrinkly whores with used up cunts
>>339832192
She's married to her work.
>>339839203
>>339839260
Feels like I could count the frames in that fight on one hand, damn I miss drawn anime...
>>339833983
What color are the wings? One of them has blue, but I don't know which.
>>339839260
Ribbit
Because we're still dating! We don't want to take things too fast and I'm okay with that :) I love her very much and she loves me very much! She is very faithful and innocent :3 She doesn't even masturbate, hehe ^^; (don't tell her I told you that)
She's gonna be really tight when we have sex for the first time on our honeymoon ^_^;
>>339832192
she's married to torbjorn in secret
>>339839298
tolerate her for the butt anon
>>339834481
Thanks for evolving my preggo fetish.
Mercy is the best looking example of a 37 year old woman you'll ever get, she looks 28.
Also, why would you ever want to get married?
>>339839469
NEVER
WIDOWMAKER IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SHE CONTRIBUTES NOTHING AND NEVER GETS ON THE OBJECTIVE
>>339832192
God, put some pants you fucking slut.
>>339832192
What game is this? Looks really familiar, Shining Blade?
>>339834729
I'm 23 and not a virgin at all.
>>339838971
I actually like Reaper x Mercy. Kill me
>>339839381
I dunno, im not a big fan of Lucio's legendaries. Kinda hoping he gets better looking ones.
>>339837291
Please. Women age like milk.
I'd much a rather tight body, energetic personality and innocence in sex and life than some rode hard put away wet body and a jaded, damaged, mind.
>>339839539
i tolerate having 1 wm on the team just for the amazing ult
>>339839652
Auditiva is his best skin and is just an Epic
>>339839371
>Dat Dva
NEET Dva is best
>>339839547
Heeey, don't call my girlfriend a slut! That's not very nice at all! I'll have you know she is the literal opposite of a slut since she only lets me see her naked and such and does NOT flirt with other men. Go back to your battleborn thread or something!
she's the gay character Blizzard choose not to reveal
>>339839771
this
>>339838849
>31 and still saying facebook frog memes
you're hopeless.
>>339839731
Those eyes
>>339838950
Then I got some for you.
>>339832804
Pharahs mom, then she moved on to the daughter
>>339839260
If I was you, I would look at their skins, find the ones you like the most, and buy that one. Or you could just get some neat animations/intros instead. You have the option to do whatever you want.
The Scavanger for D,Va is pretty cool
>>339839942
>>339832192
Shitposting aside, she probably is one of the few workaholic type women. She had a loved one/bofriend at some point but got so absorbed in her work, that she just did not have for men, gettin preggers and stuff.
She probably has 10 cats at home, eats iceceam while on her period and developed ridicolous standards for men.
Like, she won't even date a guy unless he is nice, always listens to her, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, is prepared to sacrifice his private life for her own selfish need and so on.
Bottom line, mercy irl would be trash and dried up goods. Don't date women who are 37 and are single for longer than a year.
>>339839956
>>339840015
I guess that's the sensible thing. Both of Dva's legendaries and both of Rein's legendaries are the ones I like the most, so I might pick one of them up.
>>339840046
Not true! Mercy and I have been dating for a while now and she's great :3 Super sweet and caring! She loves to cook, too ^^
>>339833231
as it should be
>>339840174
>bkub d.va
this should be a thing
>>339839840
>>339840330
It is anon
>>339840041
>>339837596
100% PURE LARD
>>339832192
Because in the cybernetic future of Overwatch, 37 is still young when people live to age 200.
>>339840528
Witnessed.
>>339839161
Junk rat is like 6.3
>>339837169
Or she is forcing him to finish the remains of yesterday's meal since he didn't eat his peas.
>>339839129
Even blizzard likes the ship
One of the brawl game modes is pharah and mercy only
>>339839129
Pharah sometimes says we make the perfect team when you get a kill with her while Mercy is boosting your damage.
>>339832192
>Be Mercy
>On Defence
>Damage Buff Bastion just as the enemy team panic rushes in the last 30 seconds
>Downs entire team in under 5 seconds
>Spree counted as mine too
>>339839161
looks like junkrat has his junk in widow's trunk
>>339840441
>pharah getting headshot
Ayy
>>339838401
Lesbian here. I'd rather watch straight porn, too. Porn stars are better at faking it there. Lesbian shit is too fucking phony.
Sasha Grey's lesbian stuff tho, got damn that woman seems to love pussy.
>>339841026
TEAMKILL
>>339840237
I always wondered:
Was this supposed to an anti-patriarchy campaign by feminists or just somebody taking a jab at feminazis?
>>339834916
Source please.
>>339838242
>tfw the future will be like sci-fi book, The Forever War
>nothing but unemployed homosexuals everywhere
>No hero that uses drills
Come on, I thought this game was supposed to be /a/ and /m/ as fuck.
>>339840237
what is going on in that picture
Looks pretty hot
I hate metzen but dad76 is fucking wonderful and I want all of it
>>339841382
Russian Feminist protest group rushed a political meeting. Security restrained them on the floor until Police came.
>>339832192
Because in the future marriage is revealed as an institution of slavery towards women and thus removed from society entirely
>>339841382
>>339841262
https://www.google.de/?gws_rd=ssl#q=putin+attacked+by+feminist
>>339841558
Mr Putin, please do not be giving the thumbs up.
>>339840046
>Last name Fawkes
>Likes to blow stuff up
Weak
>>339841558
Oh, I thought its a guy being manhandled by that silver fox,
CHRISTMAS
A
K
E
>>339841382
some topless woman rushed Putin, and got put down by his security detail
>>339840174
I need more of this.
>>339836868
who came up with this meme? 15 - 25 are males sexual prime. 30 - 40 are a womens. Its an actual measurable biology.
the only people who think teens are sexual are people with small minds
>>339834916
Sauce
>>339832192
look at that hairstyle. she's too busy shitposting on tumblr.
>>339841796
every single piece of peer reviewed study into this says you're completely wrong and a woman having a child in her mid to late 30s is at a higher chance of birth defects
>>339841796
>making up shit to justify your fetish
Just be true to what you like anon, I won't judge.
>>339832192
feminism
>>339841347
I wonder how they're going to handle that in the movie, since public opinion on gays has changed so much since the 70's.
I bet 4chan is going to hate it for not treating a homofuture as a barren apocalypse.
>>339839942
>76's face
I wasn't ready anon ;~;
>>339833110
>eating meatloaf with a spoon
what did he mean by this?
>>339841921
no. We're not talking about pregnancy. We're talking about sexual prime. Every piece of peer reviewed study shows that you are wrong
>>339836503
Found the woman
>>339842057
I want to hug him.
>>339840980
>we'll keep the skies clear together
>>339842291
then prove it, show me the studies the burden of proof is on you and what exactly do you think the purpose of sex is?
>>339841986
Yeah I don't know. I certainly hope they dont pull some SJW shit and just flat out ignore that entire sequence. I always thought it was a really interesting part of the plot, but knowing people of today they would shit all over it for various reasons, even though it would be hypocritical in almost every form.
>>339842409
>sex
>purpose
>virgin detected
no you show me the review that state teen agers have any are sexually peaking
>>339841986
Its been a while since I read the book, but wasn't the whole gay thing a combination of population control and just a device to make the protag stand out even more? I don't remember it being presented in either a positive or negative light, just matter of fact.
Mercy Mercy Mercy
Where's the D.va and Roadhog ships
Dad 76 and junkcat/kid junkrat turn me on more than any female in this game
>>339842409
>he only has sex in the missionary style for the sole purpose of procreation
>>339842847he doesnt have sex at ALL
>>339833983
Lucio frog suit
>>339842756
Not anon you're quoting. You just made yourself look stupid.
>I have evidence
>Show it
>You show evidence first
>>339842409
>makes a claim about peer reviewed studies first
>get called out on his bullshit
>wants people to prove him wrong instead of providing material that supports himself
>cant even defend his own points
atheists everyone
>>339842756
>no you show me the review that state teen agers have any are sexually peaking
Same? Established science says you're wrong thus the burden of proof is on you to prove otherwise, of course you'll never do that because you're a dried up roasty.
>>339842847
>>339842942
>V-VIRGIN
Not an argument and I'm a fag and probably get laid more than you two bitter old hags lmao
>>339843026
he claimed to have evidence first
tfw you will never be Mercy's first patient
>>339842847
>weebcuck talking about sex
>>339843115
>still cant provide evidence that supports teenage girls are sexual peaked
>>339837169
>not having breakfast food for dinner
she's just such a good homemaker, she can make what everyone wants without any hassle
>>339836734
Probably loved someone in Overwatch who died in battle.
>>339832192
How come Toni Basil is 72 years old and not yet marriedto me
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2835218/Do-women-best-sex-lives-26-New-research-shatters-belief-female-sexual-peak-happens-35.html
GRANNYFUCKERS BTFO
http://www.parenting.com/article/pregnancy-at-20-30-40
>>339837291
people don't actually believe this, right?
>>339842764
That's exactly what it was. Haldeman was a Vietnam vet and was trying to convey how isolated a lot of vets felt when they got back.
The only real 'negative' setting on earth was the near-future one, where everyone he knows is old and the currency is calories and it's just general dystopia. The gay thing was their way out of that period.
>daily mail
>>339841810
>>339841310
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/555516/4d55eb92ec/
>>339843327
>>339843410
This is called damage control so you still fuck and marry the women who spent their actual peak whoring around.
The only people who genuinely believe the sexual peak shit are just old sluts and guys into milfs nobody has any concrete evidence or anything other than anecdotes from said old sluts.
>>339843520
>gets proven wrong
>DAMAGE CONTROL
OK tumblr
>>339843503
>ntr
>>339843520
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bella-ellwoodclayton/sexual-prime_b_3424410.html
>>339843503
>not a qt trap
>>339839673
>innocence in sex
dont out yourself so easily, you virgin faggot
>>339842291
>We're not talking about pregnancy. We're talking about sexual prime
What the fuck do you think sex is?
>>339834571
I must be the only guy who thinks her default skin is the best. That white outfit man, they look so good.
>>339843850
virgin detected
![cZMUEoZ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bKTZ0Yc.jpg "cZMUEoZ[1].jpg")
>>339841558
>>339841638
>>339832804
Reaper
>>339843814
Perhaps he ment inexperience.I hope. Young girls are anything but innocent.
>>339843814
>>339843942
you're the virgin
