What videogame character has the best hair style?
Your mother
>>339826984
>He doesn't have a top knot
>>339827208
Based
>>339827208
a chinese haircut on a chinese board, for mong anons
>>339826984
Is this gonna be another episode of "It's something popular so /v/ hates it" or will this be "/v/ doesn't like/understand things that are fairly in right now"?
so this is what kikes are gonna viral now as "trendy, hip classy nad jazzy" instead of le brushhead hair?
The correct answer is big boss.
>>339827656
what level of irony are you on
>>339826984
>>339827656
You're 2 years late on that.
I don't see the problem.
>>339827832
>samurai hairstyle
>top of the head not shaven
lmao
kys
>>339827569
No it's the "balding neckbeards and insecure shut-ins can't handle proper men" episode
>>339827935
You're thinking of monks.
>>339826984
but dicaprio's is tasteful
>>339827569
Manbuns are unpopular with normalfags too. The trend lasted all of one month before becoming a joke.
>>339827989
Nah, he's right. Don't talk about things you don't know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chonmage
>>339827935
sakayaki is for faggots
Max payne's shaved head/beard
>>339828127
I'm still seeing it fairly regularly where I'm at. I think it's at the point where a lot of people are doing it, just not every feels the need to point it out anymore.
I don't know what to do with my hair so I just let it grow long for a year and then shave it all off. At least it saves money on haircuts.
>>339828245
do you live in san fransisco or la by any chance
>his hair doesn't branch out in nine directions when he powers up
>>339828325
Nope, Illinois. Around the St. Louis area.
This guy
Is it even a question?
>>339828297
i shave mine bimonthly. shaved head is the best head and decent clippers are cheap
>>339827208
I'm half chink half guido and I used to have this hairstyle because a nip friend from overseas told me to try it. Almost as soon as it was long enough for the top knot, the obnoxious man bun got popular
>>339826984
>>339827935
>>339828159
some did and some didn't
>>339828410
Not the guy you quoted, but that's exactly where I live.
Tell me your town, nigger.
>>339827208
>>339827832
>wanting to look like shitskins
no thanks.
>>339828794
There's also a complex because my jaw is fucked up sticking significantly farther out on one side than the other. I need to cover up my asymmetrical jaw.
>Asian haircuts without asian hair
This is like white people with dreadlocks or afros.
I want Kaz's hair so badly
Is it even possible in real life
>>339829210
I'll give you an easy hint: It's the birthplace from where the tallest person in human history, for which there is for sure evidence, was born.
>>339826984
is it even possible to do this by yourself or do you need someone to do it for you?
>>339829331
lol XD
>>339829246
Japanese have skin tone whiter than most white people I've seen
>>339829331
What's the difference between asian hair and white hair?
>>339829331
>wanting subhuman chink hair in the first place
topkek.
>>339829392
I don't get it. Are you implying Asians don't have a different hair texture to Caucasians?
>>339829246
>pink people call white people 'shitskins'
lul
>>339829337
ever heard of a comb and gel?
spread teh gel over the comb and comb your hair with it like that
>>339829373
Do what? Tie a fucking knot?
>>339829392
he's right though. if you're not asian good luck pulling off an asian hairstyle. there's a reason women are jelly as fuck of asian girls hair
>>339829337
That's mullet anon. You're 40 years late.
>>339829331
many ancient white civilizations had dreadlocks, it's a natural occurrence when you don't wash your hair for a very long time.
Also, they're by no means asian hairstyles, nor is white hair and asian hair all that different. Asians certainly have very loose, silky flowing straight hair. Whites naturally have straight hair, with some being less silky and flowing, but not all.
>>339829517
have you ever had long hair? it's hard as fuck to even tie a ponytail yourself and keep it as tight as it is in those pictures, let alone tie it into a knot/bun
>>339829372
Alton, not too far from me. 40 min drive or so.
I'm in O'Fallon IL
>>339829406
>>339829471
no, they're yellow with brownish tones. Most chinks use skin whiteners. Also, you shitskins still look like subhumans with your monkey bone structure.
>>339829579
I've got long hair.
In a ponytail.
Right now.
Unless you're retarded that's the simplest shit ever.
>>339829331
I saw a girl with dreadlocks the other day, its like she rolled her hair into tubes with peanut butter.
>>339829629
pics
>>339829579
Are you crippled or something ? It's not hard by any mean, and my hair is thick.
>>339829629
Ponytail is babby shit. A tight knot is another story altogether. At least one that will last for a couple of hours
>>339829629
How long is it
I had long hair when it was kinda medium length it was sort of hard to tie it up
>>339829658
I'm not going to take pics of my greasy hair just to show /v/ I can use a fucking rubber band.
>>339829534
>nor is white hair and asian hair all that different.
Nigger are you retarded? It's probably the second most different hair from whites, niggers take 1st place though. White hair is wavy.
>>339829619
Caucasians look like gorillas desu
>>339829579
Do you have a disability? Serious question. I keep my hair on a ponytail every day and tying a knot takes literally two seconds.
>>339829612
You're right. I've been to O'Fallon a couple of times for band competitions. I was there where we got your guys' old band director, who proceeded to have sex with an underaged student. Fun times.
>>339829776
Depends entirely on the elasticity of the band.
Are you using fucking rope?
>>339829784
Nipple length
>>339829889
Not really. It depends more on your hair than anything else. My hair is thicker than the majority of girls I meet and even when it's short gel fails to hold it.
I get compliments constantly but it's a fucking bitch to put into a good knot
>>339826984
>being jealous of others who can keep a head of hair
HAHAHA BALDFAGS BTFO
>>339829834
Try again, Xu. Chinks literally have the same nose, and lower jaw structure as niggers. Plus they have those subhuman slanty eyes.
>>339829127
>>339828586
Rafemind
>>339829808
are ya fuckin' retarded? white hair is wavy? sorry to tell ya - you got nigger genes
I hate hipsters so fucking much. First they forced me to shave my beard and stop wearing glasses, and now I can't even become a sumo wrestler without being associated with them.
>>339829987
You sound like somebody who has never left their parents all white suburb and actually met or seen an asian/black person
>>339830020
>white hair
>not wavy
Are you retarded
>wavy hair
>nigger trait
I guess so
>>339829453
Asian hair is dark, and white hair is white.
>>339829975
I just bought some tight elastic bands that only need 2 twists before it's tight. Before I was using some shit from my sister that took like 3-4 twists.
>>339829579
Just got my thick long hair cut short on sides, long on top to shoulder length so I could put it into a top knot to deal with the Florida heat and putting your hair in a ponytail is one of the most simple things in the entire world. Top knots are even easier.
>>339827208
I saw an Asian guy in a leather jacket with this haircut and he looked really badass because Samurai and all that but if you are white you just look like a hipster.
>>339830020
He's not wrong.
>>339830221
if you have wavy hair, you are mixed with niggers in some way. Wavy is a result of straight + kinky/curly.
man, how's it feel to be part nigger?
>>339830074
>Worrying about hipster by association
Don't worry friend, no one will think you're a hipster, they'll just think you're a giant spinless faggot.
>>339829453
Asian hair is stronger, straighter and less dense.
>>339830338
We're all niggers now.
>>339830339
>spinless faggot.
Is spinning the norm now?
>>339830339
It's not my fucking fault I can't spin, dickhead.
>>339830074
>caring what some old farts, kids, middle aged women pushing prams and faceless fat men in suits think of you
>>339826984
Anyone with a buzzcut-big beard combo or similar, the best style available to men, of course.
>>339830338
nigger hair is very curly and natty you dumb shit
>>339830451
FUCK I HAVE NIGGER GENES
>>339829889
Well at that length it's easy to tie up
>>339829453
Asian hair tends to be thicker.
Often can't do much with it outside of buzzing it sort or growing it out, without it poking out every which-way.
>>339830338
>gingers are related to niggers
This is what you are saying
>>339830338
>>339830020
M8, you're one huge dumb cunt. Nigger hair is nappy. White hair is naturally wavy, something many chinks strive for.
>>339830002
>seven minutes apart
You tried.
>>339826984
I have long hair and I've been thinking of getting an undercut skin fade but I'm afraid I'll miss my long hair on he sides.
>>339827208
what is Dr. Yamane doing there, you'd think he should be studying Godzillas not fucking playing around with swords
>>339830497
>not having a crippling obsession with what people think of you, to the point where you can barely bring yourself to leave your house
facebook is that way, normie
>>339830338
Yeah, this guy is totally half black
>>339830276
>mfw I'm an Asian guy with a topknot that always wears a leather jacket
Do I know you?
>>339830723
>Implying I don't browse and post on /v/ on my phone while I'm on the train.
:^)
>>339826984
>they literally turn the hairstyle to garbage-tier
>>339830723
Caring about what others think is the facebook tier normie shit though
>>339830451
WE WUZ BLAK AN SHIET
>>339830606
>>339829453
That's the most right answer, had some chink friends who said the same things. There is a big difference between chink and white hair. Chinks for example struggle to get wavy hair.
>>339830338
>love basketball
>have good taste in music
>fuck white women as their husbands watch
>sjw's always giving me free shit
feels good, pham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF7_tsKaRx8
Anyone who has questions about black hair ask them now.
>>339830830
Yeah Asians have very straight hair. If you want your hair to look Asian you need a straightener.
>>339830912
What color is it?
>>339828730
DA:I ?
>>339830937
Also condition the shit out of it. It's so soft and light
>>339830975
Any one you want daddy.
>>339830912
What does it feel like to share your hair color with 6 billion people?
>>339827208
>tfw used to have long hair but shaved it off
I miss my knot.
>>339831031
I'm not your daddy, kid.
Thank god we're past that era where every girl in games had PS2 short hair or pony tails
>>339831037
It's pretty decent. I can always find hair pieces in that color.
>>339829331
It's like a black person wearing a suit lmao.
>>339830818
Wait, if you're a white guy saying that shouldn't it be
>We used to be black people and stuff
>>339830937
>If you want your hair to look Asian
topkek, no. Not even chinks want there own hair.
>tfw your hair looks like shit but if you cut it it will look like shit regardless so you just don't do it
>>339831012
Nioh.
>>339831067
Okay Zaddy.
>>339830750
He looks like it, he has brown eyes.
>>339830818
>tfw chemo
>hair never grows in right and always too thin and spread so just continue to be bald or have low cut shaved head
atleast it's tanned now so my whole head is one color
>>339831130
>>339830830
Being mixed race, looking mostly white but having asian hair is one of my many causes of suffering in this life.
What's worse? White guy with a top knot or an Asian with an undercut?
>>339831324
You're doing it wrong, you have to say "well atleast im not a ginger"
>>339831382
Asian guy with undercut works
Asian guy with topknot works
It doesn't for whitey
>>339831382
white with a top knot
what other asians even get undercuts besides flips and koreans
This sexy boss is funding PMCs and basipally you're pretty good.
>>339830750
He looks irish, so basically the same thing.
>>339831245
Brown eyes are the default in humans, retard.
>>339829579
Nigger, how fucking fat are you? Does your sausage fingers and stump arms not reach the back of your goddamn head?
>tfw balding
>>339831382
Asian undercut has been a Yakuza hairstyle for decades.
>>339831403
If I wanted to be positive, I'd console myself that I'm not prematurely balding, and will likely maintain a full head of hair well into old age.
>>339831324
>tfw mixed White and Latino(though my latino parent already looked kinda white)
I literally look 100% white.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>339830885
I love how people make fake tweets like this, not realising its very easy to search for them.
>>339831646
C R O W S
>>339830750
>Brown eyes
He is mixed, yes. No one claimed they had to be half black.
>>339827208
That's only appopriate for a samurai. Are you a samurai?
>>339831631
At least you don't have to get a haircut every other week.I don't even know what to do with all this fucking hair, how are you even supposed to know what hairstyle to go with?
>>339831516
Fucking Flips, they all have undercuts, wtf.
>>339831551
That hair is so unrealistic holy shit. I understand it's a video game but that pony tail looks like it just sprouts out of the back of his head.
>>339831646
SERIZAWA
>>339830338
>Wavy is a result of straight + kinky/curly.
Straight up video game logic. Got a source for that?
>>339831761
I bought two 'LEGITIMATE' katanas off ebay and went to a dojo once to study martial arts but my asthma got the best of me so I couldn't do it anymore
I consider myself samurai
>>339831865
He doesn't, he just retarded and thinks that Straight hair + Nappy hair = Wavy hair.
>>339831825
>Tie your hair
>Cut the rest
>>339829530
The mullet is eternal
>>339831789
I'm in the same situation. If left alone, it looks anywhere between generic and absolute garbage. But I have no idea how to style it or anything. Or rather, what to style it as
>>339831825
It's like an evolved mullet.
I actually like that he has a ponytail like The Boss.
>>339829337
Anon, if you were as old as me, you would know the only people that have mullets in real life, are pure trash.
>you will never have 2D girl hair
>>339828794
I'd shave my head if I wasn't a manlet.
I've got big eyes and strong facial features, unless I had a good body to counteract that I'm going to like like a rapist.
Anyone here ever rocked a pompadour? I'm talking greaser style not this modern shit.
I like this one.
>>339832024
If you're white, try adding wax. Looks way better and doesn't end up looking generic, but it mostly works on Whites and Latinos.
>tfw like hitler youth because it's comfortable, light and I hate having long sides because it gets too hot
>look like a hipster faggot if I cut the sides shorter than #4
>>339831825
Not really
>tfw straight hair
>tfw I will never has hairstyle like Jon Snow
>>339830074
>so much of a pussy that you're too scared to wear glasses without being worried what a bunch of old people and 12 year old memers on a Slovakian watchdog forum for the proper conduct of international truckers thinks
>>339832024
>>339831789
Go see a stylist/salon (not a barber, unless they're super gay), ask them to recommend something. pick the least shitty/hipster one they give you the option of.
How did a thread about hairstyles turn into a thread about race?
>>339832372
Nice hyaku shiki, fag.
>>339832372
GANDAMU
>>339832360
You only look like a hipster if you have a neckband and piercings
>every thread in this board turns into a /pol/-spinoff.
why even call this a video games board anymore?
>>339832223
Im sure it smells so nice as well.
>>339831695
>I literally look 100% white.
keep telling yourself that, jose.
Your brown/black eyes will always give you away, Blue/Green are the only acceptable colors for true whites.
>>339832360
I go #2 or #3 on my sides and I don't really get many hipster faggot comments. That being said, the hair on the sides of my head is dark and thick enough (thanks to my ancestors being raped by Turks) that it doesn't have that whole seeing the skin thing when it's short.
>>339832562
>>339832223
At least there are dress-up video games
>>339832583
Topkek, get mad shitskin.
Feels good being white.
>>339832557
same with /tv/
I have a theory it's because most of /pol/ are neets and basement dwellers and that naturally associates to tv bingers and vidya
>>339831926
But how many jutsus have you mastered and how many women have you saved on a subway?
>>339832623
>>339832360
>#2 #3 #4
>>339832702
Except you aren't white, quit lying to yourself.
This is just like Italians and jews who try claiming that they're white when they're really the furthest thing possible from it.
>>339832360
You only look like a hipster faggot if you have tattoos/piercings/those stupid fucking ear gauges or a beard.
It's still 100% acceptable as a manly fascist haircut otherwise.
>>339832583
>tfw green eyes with central heteochromia
best eyes
>>339832673Always make the cutest female i can with beautiful long flowing hair.
>>339832809
>beard
Fuck, I just have one because I look like a complete shit without it.
>>339826984
Pretty ridiculous but I like it
>>339832779
Razor setting, lad
>>339832779
...Have you never had a haircut?
>>339832779
clippers have universal trimmer sizes
>>339832779
I don't know if it's a global thing, but it's just a shorthand way of saying the different lengths on clippers. 1 being the shortest.
No idea if it's an actual measurement or just an arbitrary standard based on the pair of clippers used.
>>339832806
>This is just like Italians... who try claiming that they're white
Yup, you lost right there. I have white skin + a white bone structure. Get mad chink who thinks he's white just because he has yellow piss skin, or get mad shitskin.
Stay shitskin, faggot. FEELS AWESOME BEING WHITE.
>>339832441
He's like 5'4 m8
>>339832930
I haven't cut my hair in ten years.
Not even joking.
It's so worn out it doesn't grow even a millimeter.
>>339833028
>>339832964
Good to know.
fallout 4 has it
>>339832806
I'm italian, irish, and german
what now
>>339833070
You aren't white, Pablo.
You will never be white.
>ctrl+f millia
>not found
>>339832806
>Italians
>not white
What is white?
>>339832583
white power
>>339833193
Only the nordic are white.
Everyone else is shitskins.
>>339832806
>Italians
>literally invented western civilization>or stole it from the greeks but the greeks are gone and the italians are the next closest thing
>>339832912
>>339832930
>>339832964
>>339833028
>mfw had millions of haircuts and not once has has this ever been brought up.
Though now, I usually just ask for scissors.
>>339827208
didnt actual samurai shave the top of their head?
it does not look fashionable at all
>>339833180
>I'm italian, irish, and german
muh heritage
>>339833358
If they wore a helmet
>>339832779
THE NUMBERS, ANON
>>339833458
I consider myself american if anything if I'm going by heritage, literally nothing italian/irish or german about me. Just for the sake of the argument was saying that
>>339833592
>american
There was no doubt about that, anon.
>>339833186
Try harder shitskin/piss skin.
>mfw even if my name was Pablo it'd be more white than you'll ever be.
Feels great man, triggering shitskins like you and being white.
>>339833631
I really hope not. Americans are the only ones who say their heritage like that
>>339831551
Venoms hair is the reason I started growing mine out...
>>339826984
>tfw I have long curly hair
>Tfw I did that manbun shit before it was a fad to keep hair off my eyes
>I shit you not I fucking ended up with hair looking like that Japanese dude from soul calibur 2 and yasuo from LoL
>>339831825
Stuff like that isn't unrealistic
>>339834252
Yotsuba?
>>339834252
You literally look like a mong, ewew gross.
>>339834252
your hair looks greasy, go shower
>>339832881
iktfb, I look bland as fuck without a beard, although I don't grow it that long as to avoid being lumped in with the lumberjack wannabes
>>339827208
top knots are literally hair fedoras
you think you look like a badass samurai (just like how fedorafags think they look like a classy gangster) but you actually look like a walking garbage bag
>>339827569
>he adjusts his taste based on what's "in"
How fucking sad can you get?
>>339834195
>tfw have a beard
>tfw had a beard years before it became a fad with nu-males
>tfw everyone views me as part of the fad now
>>339834465
No because most people who wear "fedoras" are wearing trilbies and they don't look like men either. Only real men can pull of topknot which is why its in style.
>>339834252
Hair looks good, shave though that shit is disgusting.
>>339832441
I hate my straight as fuck hair too, I don't want to keep my hair all neat and tidy just so it looks taken care of while people with wavy and curly hair get to just leave it as it naturally falls..
>>339834620
>Only real men can pull of topknot which is why its in style.
that is, to a t, exactly what fedorafags tell themselves about their hats
replace it with you and your hairstyle
>>339834575
shave it then, cuck.
>mfw have a mustache and people get uneasy.
I like it tqbh senpai.
>>339826984
How to spot balding OP's: The Post
>>339834575
What an atrocity to you and the millions of other people who had beards before the last 2 years...
>tfw 27 and going noticeably grey
Tempted to dye it but I really can't be fucked having to redo that shit every few weeks or whatever
Worst part is I look young as fuck other than this. Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu life.
>>339834698
Every single person I've ever met that has a mustache has been a pretty cool guy.
Are you a cool guy anon?
>>339834575
Feels bad man.
Not to mention this whole nerd fad bullshit that ruined games.I mention I play vidya and it's always a girl inmy class that says omg anon I'm a gamer toooooo
then they list the most mainstshit imaginable. Only time I've been impressed was when one girl said she played arma 3
>>339827832
>tfw there will never be a chink as handsome as Mifune again
>>339834331
>he doesn't know what it takes to tie down hair but not have frizz everywhere
>>339834575
only people on /v/ see it this way
not defending it, but the look is so ubiquitous its absolutely absurd to tie it to any ideology/subculture/personality type
>>339834775
>Are you a cool guy anon?
y-yes?
>>339834698
Nah. This is literally my situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxnGMcz5os
Investigate 9/11
>>339828202
Literally me.
>>339834748
>not knowing that being a silver fox is like a multiplier on your sexiness
>>339834748
I think it would be pretty cool to have grey hair without being an old man. At least you aren't balding, I hope.
>>339831631
Shave it all off now and embrace it so you don't suffer through the emotional attrition of it receding. Just make shaved head your look now and nobody will notice you going bald.
Also grow a beard if you can.
>>339834828
Its really screaming insecurity that people would feel invalidated because slightly more people have beards now than before
>>339830691
I had very long and curly hair. I work in a lab, so I always had it pulled back or in a bun. My wife commented on the fact that my hair was practically entirely dead and that I should cut it. I didn't want to at first since I know I'm going to be bald, but I figured fuck it - I barely see my own hair anyway. After getting it cut in the way you described, everyone is way nicer to me, every female I encounter compliments me, it's way easier to deal with, and I'm way less oily with absolutely no dandruff. I just asked to not have it too short on the sides because I'm not going for some faggoty Skrillex shit.
>>339834748
smoke or drink for a few months, it ages you, then you won't look like a millennial beta anymore.
>>339834909
Everyone is balding anon except women and children.
And trannies.
>Tfw I have curly hair
>I will never get it too look as good as frodos hair
>I just want the hobbit hairstyle I told my barber
>Yo that nigga from Lord of the ringz? shit nigga you need to take care of your hair more for that bro.
>It's a fucking mess
feels bad man
>>339834575
>getting mad about "nu-males"
Even just the use of that term shows me how insecure you are. Grow a pair, you idiot.
>>339834837
>>339834727
yeah but if you're older, you escape the stereotype. Being in your early twenties gets you pegged as a nu-male.
I grew a beard at 18.
>>339834698
>shave it
no thanks, throwing money away to achieve skin irritation just to appease a few women seems pretty fucking stupid. If men were to be honest with themselves.
>>339834748
JUST
>>339827208
>he compares himself to samurai
>>339834837
i kek'dme too ;_;
>>339835197
And people come up to you and ask you about how you are a nu-male?
I believe your stupid shit exists entirely
>on the internet like this thread
>in your mind
>in circles of people who you have no reason to associate yourself with
So again, what is the problem?
I have a ton of insecurities anon, but its never been "uh they may think my beard is for the fad but its really not I just don't want them to think it is"
Its hair on your face anon, happens to literally every male.
>>339835197
> just to appease a few women seems pretty fucking stupid.
You just gave up on getting laid, right?
>>339835197
you will not find a single person in real life who will understand you when you start talking about numales nor will they understand your references to cuckoldry
go outside once in a while jesus fuck this is embarassing
>>339832557
It can't be the fact that it's a natural reaction against all the bullshit that's happening nowadays? Trump has brought it out in the open and with him a lot of bullshit has hit the daylight.
Which do you think is more likely: /pol/ constantly invading every fucking thread on every board or people on other boards turning into /pol/?
>>339835085
That's because you went to a barber. Girls are better at cutting hair, simple as that.
