RIP
>>339802058
PIR
>>339802058
>I-it's not our fault it flopped, it's because of that shitty writer! we fired him so we good now
>>339802058
>comedic stylings
Is that what they call it?
Tell him he's fired.
>>339802058
Nice.
I remember him from the destructoid podcast from way back in the day and as far as I remember, he seemed like a cool dude.
Obviously not blessed with too much writing talent if we're to judge from the quality of battleborns writing.
>whose comedic stylings are a large part of the Battleborn single player experience
Did this pic make it to Gearbox offices somehow?
they're running out of writers
KILL 'EM ALL
N U M A L E
U M A L E N
M A L E N U
A L E N U M
L E N U M A
E N U M A L
>>339802058
I feel bad for the guy.
His writing sucked, but nothing about that game is good, speaking in terms of visual aesthetic, mechanical depth, longlasting appeal, or, well, anything, really.
I don't know if he was in charge of all the world building and lore or if he only did the shitty one-liners and script "punch-up" that was so cringe-worthy, but whatever it might have been, it's clear he's being used as a scapegoat.
People were loudly expressing their disinterest with the game over a year ago. Gearbox was cocky and chose to ignore all of those very blatent shrugs and "mehs," and they probably lost millions in distribution alone as a result of not heeding the obvious warning signs. Sometimes you need to make the tough call and end a venture before you waste even more money on it than you already have. Gearbox thought it was above that, and their hubris bit them in the ass. Good.
>>339802058
Dominos begin to fall.
The fact that gearbox is still in business after colonial marines amazes me.
Menwhile this games writing is literally just some lore on the walls and 10 things characters say ingame.
Sells 7 million copies in a week.
>>339803436
Is... that Tracer with a nutsack?
I like it.
Fire all the writers in Gearbox, bring in entirely new ones, doesn't matter who, and make a new Borderlands.
That's all this studio has to do.
>>339803436
what is that fleshy mass between this female's legs?
This is the correct move for Gearbox, cutting the shit. With nothing holding them back, BattleBorn will see an influx of millions in the next few months.
>>339803436
>we will never see even a tenth of the lore that was going to go into Titan
The setting seems interesting, but we'll never truly get to explore it and find out what it's like to live in a post-Omnic-Crisis world.
>>339803436
Speaking of Overwatch lore, what's that thing Tracer hiding there?
What would you say to him if given the opportunity, /v/?
R.I.P.erino Writeroony.
multiplayer game writer?
It's funny how when they lose money they start firing guys who had the least to do with why it did bad
As if writing matters when the gameplay is bad and characters look like ugly shit
>>339803759
"Who are you?"
>>339803318
Game might've done better if it didn't go head-to-head with Overwatch.
>>339803828
If they decided to fire the ones to blame there wouldn't be a gearbox left.not saying thats a bad thing though
good riddance
>>339803647
All this ironic (right?) Battleborn shilling reminds me of Hitler's frantic optimism in the last months of WW2.
It greatly amuses me.
>>339803759
I AM Anthony Burch!
>>339802058
battleborn has a singleplayer?!
This is all karma for colonial marines.
>>339803060
Holy shit that probably even is a real line too
10/10 got me good
>>339803952
We all make bad decisions sometimes, anon.
Hitler invaded Russia in the winter.
Oh shit no wonder Battleborn is awful, like Burch, this guy is another dude who used to write for one of the worst websites on the internet, Destructoid.
>>339802058
How does this mean BB is kill? It's not like they need a writer now that the game is done.
>>339803060
Is that a real line or a fake line?
I honestly can't tell.
I cant imagine it was worse than borderlands 2. I had to stop playing when they tried to make me feel bad for that stupid bird.
Dance thread
>>339804110
found the redditor. try making it less obvious next time
>>339803436
>>339803714
Considering Blizzard writers are as dreadful as Gearbox's (although for entirely different reasons), you should be happy this is the result.
![[can't understand intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/16oocS8.jpg "[can't understand intensifies].jpg")
>>339804862
>Widowmaker will never kill for you
Cons
>Can't even start the game without connection to steam, And yes that includes the offline campain
>Oh did i say offline? Because the game needs to start a server and load even when playing in private and alone
>Enemies actually lag around in offline play
>If you for some reason take more than 120minutes on a level the game shuts down your server
>The game is a cluttery mess, With gliding animations and terrible effects, making it almost impossible to tell what's going on half the time if the enemy count even goes above 5
>Having to watch the 30 second flash animation and intro every time you try to play a mission
>Coop is worse than it has ever been in a gearbox game, It's astounding really how on my screen i've killed the boss
>Only for my friend to have the boss randomly die half a minute later than me
>Multiplayer tries to be a fucking first person moba, with minions and everything
>Again it's a cluttery mess
>Can't make out key targets because all of them are hidden behind power ups and effects
Pros
>The character design is cool as fuck, with huge variation between them
>Using abilites, While they LOOK cluttery, FEEL amazing and are very responsive.
>Surprisingly lovable characters aside from the constant "I'm swearing so its funny"
>Extra lives make dying an actual threat instead of an inconvenience
>Gear that mixes up playstyles every so slightly
The cons outweigh the pros, I've played it for a total of 8 hours so far but its very quickly getting stale, If i didnt have a buddy to play with i'd have stopped 5 hours ago.
>>339804862
>you will never be a edgy 12 year old teenager writing the plot and backstory for a multimillion dollar Blizzard title
>>339802058
>2016-2016
it didnt even born anon. it was still born
>>339804993
please post your latest masterpiece, oh great literary God
>>339804993
>You will never be a Blizzard writer that is literally being paid to copy paste a hentai plot
>>339804110
stop typing like a faggot
people like you should be banned, 4chan use to be semi self moderated where people would either conform and stop being little shits or got bullied to the point where they left
but for some reason recently shit like you refuses to leave
I blame shit like /r/4chan and the increaseing amount of cringe/ylyl shit on YouTube
you are ruining my favorite website
I hate you
>>339803759
he used to be a cool guy. he answered all of my half-life questions in years. borderlands changed randy and gearbox.
It's a fuckin flop and they know it
>>339804862
>it is believed
>continues to give extremely specific details
Right
>>339804990
>>The character design is cool as fuck, with huge variation between them
The character design is terrible.
BattleBorn has literally sold 8 million in its first month. There is nothing /v/ can do to stop this game because this place is so irrelevant.
>>339802058
The writing was the least of the problems with Battleborn.
The visual style, bad designs, crappy UI, gameplay, marketing all failed.
>>339804862
>mindbreaking her into a soul-less blueberry who dresses in slutty clothing
gotdamn
>>339805339
wut
>>339805372
It's just some retarded 8gagger being unfunny
>>339804862
>You will never ripoff Taimanin Asagi and sell it as your own character
>>339804990
>The character design is cool as fuck, with huge variation between them
>The character design is cool as fuck
>>339805248
It's really not, A tad bit over-designed yes, But there's character types i've never seen before in a game.
Also this is just some copypasta i took from some anon
.And if you cant point out anything beside the tiny head on the minigunner you're retarded
>>339803060
40 KEKs have been deposited to your YLYL account.
>>339802058
>>339805339
ikr Gearbox would never do this with their heroes. *sighs* another reason the drooling /v/ manchildren will never touch this masterpiece
>>339805464
>>339805282
>BattleBorn has literally sold 8 million in its first month
gr8 b8 m8
Battleborn was tracking ahead of Borderlands when it was originally released. That means Battleborn outsold Borderlands at first...but Borderlands sold 2 million copies worldwide during it's first 2 months.
So we had an initial spike of sales, followed by an immediate nosedive in which Battleborn wasn't tracking ahead of anything. There's about 120,000 copies sold on Steam, and I highly doubt that the Xbox and Playstation communities have more than 300,000 between the both of them.
>>339804990
>character design is cool as fuck
>>339805503
>.And if you cant point out anything beside the tiny head on the minigunner you're retarded
tiny little toothpick legs
>>339805610
Looks like it wouldn't be out of place in Overwatch, what's the problem?
>>339805576
why did you post a perfectly proportioned video game character?
>>339805610
What if we take the squids from Splatoon and make them utterly awful
>>339805610
literally mileena, goofy kid version.
>>339802058
Guys.
Guys.
Maybe he just left because his job was over.
I mean, think about it. What the fuck is a writer going to do after a multiplayer-centric game has been released? He must have finished writing the script well before the game even launched. It's not like he needs to "patch" it or make significant changes NOW.
And yes, I know you can add details and "lore" like TF2 did and how Overwatch is probably going to do, but not every game has to do it by mandate.
And yes, I think Gearbox is trash, their writing is insufferable and I couldn't be paid to give a fuck about Battleborn.
>>339805610
>we have ashley burch on speed dial, what can we do with that
>just have her voice some new lines for tiny tina
>>339802058
Deserves absolutely no pity. He is one of those fucking writers who spends way too muhc time on social media virtue signalling to his fellow writer butt-buddies. And worse than this he is the type that doesn't want to write fun and engaging stuff, ne it has to be a fucking message and agenda that gets pushed. Why is it so hard for western developers to simply wirte something enjoyable for a game that will not change the world.
Fuck this hack and his whole ilk.
>>339803525
REALLY puffy vulva
>>339802058
F
I'm genuinely surprised at the guy's appearance. I would have thought it was a malnourished 28 year old lanklet.
The girls are cute, it's a shame we'll get so little porn of them.
>>339803060
>>339804862
>Playing OW
>On King's Row
>Widow starts talking about how alive the kill she got there made her feel
I really didn't expect that character to make me cringe.
>>339805610
>promotional image of character
>character's finger joint mesh is collapsing like she's filled with air
>character's wrist mesh is twisting like a pretzel due to abysmal rigging
holy shit this is unbearable
>>339805789
I get that we hate his shitty writing, but he hasn't been fired guys. Maybe his contract was over, or he resigned.
>>339805574
>*sighs*
>>339805982
If they chose to not renew his contract, it's basically the same as being fired.
>>339803408
Agreed. I'm glad that I washed my hands of the company before I got suckered into buying A:CM.
>>339805903
There's only 1 cute gril in the whole game and honestly she's the only salvageable thing from this mess. Blizzard probably has enough money to buy her character and slam her into the better class based shooter.
>>339805610
mileena rip off,get that out of here
>>339805975
oh god, yore right. i mean weight painting the wrist properly isnt the easiest thing in the world, but thats just shit.
>>339806092
You ok, anon?
Doesn't seem like it.
>>339805610
I like this low poly design they've gone for with Battleborn:^)
What Aaron Linde?
Wasn't he an editor for Destructiod too? So who is next, Jim Sterling?
>>339806104
>her character being good
sure shes cute but its not even as good as blizz waifus.
She looks like a character from Wildstar
>>339805975
Stylistic choice, seeing that her hands are made out of void magic. Please, at least play the game before you shit talk it's artistic descissions.
>>339805464
this would actually be kinda funny if the execution wasn't so fucking bad
Battleborn must be the ugliest game I've seen in a good decade. I don't know how you can make a AAA game be this fucking hideous. I know they hire """journalists""" for their writers, but you'd imagine they'd have the common sense to hire a half-decent artist
>>339805975
Jesus that's awful
>>339806091
Thankfully, we might not have to suffer them for much longer.
>>339804072
He's completely right. Saying that women shouldn't receive special treatment just because of their gender can ruin your Indie career.
>Battleborn's Writer
>writer
There was something more than shitty "world is ending and this guy is responsible" plot?
>>339806286
>Stylistic choice, seeing that her hands are made out of void magic
>still looks like shit
>blame void magic beacause you cant make hands
>>339804072
Ironically enough it's close to the opposite now
>>339804862
>Slower heartbeat is the reason for no emotions
Who wrote this shit
>>339804327
>>339804110
Did you just learn this in school or what. fucking autist
>>339805464
The head is photoshop'ed right?
There's no way someone saw the head to body ratio and thought "yeah, that's nice" right?
>>339802058
Why did they try so hard to be funny? It's suppose to be ironic right?
>>339806367
Well hormones are regulated through your bloodstream so in theory a slower heartbeat and bloodflow means being less moody or aroused
The amount of sunk cost justification going on in this thread over this evolve tier flop is hilarious.
>>339806439
It's meant to be a joke
>>339803436
people play it for the gameplay. not the story.
>>339806286
nigga i know a bad rig when i see one, so dont even try that shit here
>>339806504
So is the rest of the game apparently.
>>339806504
Oh.
Well, ha then.
Blizzard should hire him. Not as a writer, just as like an intern to get the overwatch team coffee
>>339806286
The problem is that it still looks like shit, just like the entire artstyle of Battleborn. It's filled with overly exaggerated characters, most of whom are terribly overdesigned. The game has barely any logic in it's colour choices, everything is equally saturated and colourful, therefore making it look like a total mess.
You can't excuse shitty work with "it's supposed to look like shit according to the lore, so it's fine."
>>339803436
is that necrosmos?god damn I love that nigga, perfect mix of cute and sexy
>>339806367
You know how your heartbeat slows down when you feel down and you'll feel cold even when you really aren't?
Same principle
>>339806286
but you can diminish the effects
>>339806364
Do all the other characters in the game suffer similar rigging problems in the wrists?
I obviously don't know because I have no interest in playing this shitheap of a game, but this whole avenue of complaint smacks of people bitching that the swords float behind 2B's back in N:A
>>339805739
because up to this point he wrote for several gearbox games, they only reason to let him go is because they don't want him to write in another gearbox game ever again, and the game was boasting about have multiple dlcs, so either they a) aren't planing on making anymore then he was written for up to this point or b) they are gettinbg a new writer
>>339806695
>it's supposed to look like shit according to the lore, so it's fine
Literally half the BB cast.
how low can it go
Seeing the infamy this game has gathered in such a short period of time, I think they should've just called it "Stillborn"
>>339804757
Ok.
>>339805120
I love you.
>>339806384
They didn't teach Hitler in my school.
Thanks for the (yous)
Does anyone know where I can see my account info to see how many I have?
>>339806990
Bundle Stars giveaway when?
I like that this is a valid story and reddit wont even make a thread about it
kek
>>339802058
this is a great thing, maybe gearbox will finally be able to have a game with decent writing.
>>339807029
Good one lmao, Randy Bitchford is mad af right now I bet
I bought the game at 60 bucks, played it like for 4 hours and quits.
Never again.
>>339807204
>Ever buying a Gearbox game
Can't say you didn't deserve it.
>>339806813
The Gearbox designers may have gone too far in a few places.
>>339805610
Prepare for some prime cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o
>>339807204
Oh anon. Did the open beta weekend not tell you all you needed to know?
>>339806286
>Piss poor animation done by people who clearly have no talent is a feature
>>339807324
>not even half a fucking minute in and it's cancer
>>339802058
well at least he's not anthony burch
>>339807324
>voiced by Ashly Burch
they're identical tf2 clones and if you spent money on this shit you're a fucking retard
TF2 was and is fucking boring and gay and so are you.
I dare you to convince me otherwise.
>>339805610
I'd fuck it.
>>339804327
No, invasion started at 22 June 1941
>>339807324
Maybe I won't fuck it actually.
>>339807324
Skipped around, but the shit at 17:00 sounds like some fake sassy black accent. What a hack cunt
Waiting for Paladins to be quietly good but not be noticed by the mainstream at all.
>>339807324
>15 seconds in and I have to close it
What the fuck were they thinking when they had her act like this?
>>339807324
>someone got paid to write this
>>339803060
Fucking incredible
>>339807632
>"this will be a hit"
>>339807324
Daily reminder that
>You will NEVER be Anthony or Ashley Burch
>>339804862
>>339807632
People somehow liked Tiny Tina, this isn't that different.
>>339803525
dick 'n balls, my dude.
we /d/ now.
>>339803228
it takes a lot of effort to recruit talentless hacks
>>339807324
The writing is shit, but the design is even worse.
Absolutely nothing about this character looks cohesive or thought-out. It looks like the artist was trying to get out early, so they decided to cobble together some left-over assets and call it a day.
Someone post the picture of battleborn's twitter challenging the overwatch twitter and getting fucked
I bought it a couple days after it was released on ps4, put in about 120 hours. I played each story mission about once, they sucked but the pvp was fun. Stopped playing it about a week ago when some content promised with a patch never came.
I'll probably play a few rounds each time a new character is released. The real problem with the game isn't the lack of players (on console) it's the lack of transparency. The patches are too light, mostly bug fixes when huge balance and matchmaking issues are still prevalent.I guess most game companies aren't ready to tackle pvp games.
>>339803060
Did their writer write this? It's too fucking on point.
>>339807713
Ashley is neither a cuck nor is she jobless. She may sound like a sperg, but she's getting paid a lot to do so.I wouldn't mind being her.
>>339807508
battleborn is a moba with story missions
overwatch is the tf2 clone
>>339807786
It's not even funny, why bother.
>>339806454
>>339806809
So wouldn't exercise be a good way to fix depression?
>>339804862
Where were you when blizzard started to steal their lore from Fatalpulse?
>>339803525
>female
>>339807786
>>339807869
It is. Depression often has chemical effects on the brain though, which requires medication to manage as well. Exercise is still recommended to almost anyone suffering from depression.
>>339807869
yes
if you go to a psychiatrist for depression, they always recommend exercise
>>339807070
When it's in Bundle Stars it has truly hit rock bottom, seriously 90% of the bundles are complete trash same with Indie Gala
>>339807869
Yes, it's pretty much an essential part of it
>>339807878
Fatalpulse's style isn't radically different from any other h-art but something about his style gets me rock hard in a way I can't explain.
>>339802179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZYs2Nm3q4
>Someone was paid to write these lines
>>339807920
The dumbest thing they could've done was not releasing the game like 3 or more months before Overwatch. People would've have been desperate to play something even remotely-similar to it and would've bought in. Even if they wouldn't be able to maintain the playerbase after Overwatch came out, they would've still gotten in a solid two or three months of sales.
>>339807920
"See you in May" is probably a better comeback than anything else they could've possibly come up with.
>>339807869
It helps a lot I hear
>>339804990
>The character design is cool as fuck, with huge variation between them
>>339808061
Or they could have waited a couple months after Overwatch and picked up the inevitable flavor of the month plummet of players. Either way you cut it, releasing it next to Overwatch was a really dumb mistake.
>>339805464
IRONIC MUSCULAR MILITARY MAN xD
Bravo.
>>339808201
They were the ones that announced the release date first to be fair.
>>339807920
>OW open beta was put right on top of BB release date after this
Nice job
>>339808152
Oh right, I forgot. It doesn't have enough waifus so /v/ hates it.
>>339804993
>multimillion
it's multibillion, son.
>>339808037
>its zenyatta except with a shit design and shit voice lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75tk1awcUcw
>>339807324
Picked up.
>>339802058
>comedic stylings
>>339808284
Nice try but I'm a faggot.
>>339807324
Whoever was creative director on this and gave the green light to 18 minutes of ashley burch screeching needs to be shot
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>339808037
>solitude, mindfulness, ass kicking
>anyone seen my lipbalm?
Jesus christ
>>339808318
>Joking about buying a $40 game based on that video
Anon pls
>>339808037
>"Oh no i dropped my lip balm xD"
fucking stop it gearbox
>>339808243
It's a critique on toxic masculinity and the devastating effect the industrial military complex has on minorities. You philistine.
>>339808415
>Penguin of doom is literally a character in Battlestillborn
>>339808415
Looks like an Overwatch champion
>>339808456
>Joking
>>339807324
Did the fucking ghost of Youtube's Fred come back for revenge? Holy shit this is unbearable.
>LOUD NOISES
Was never funny. Fuckin' stop already.
>writer leaving studio after game is finished
This isn't big news. Like fuck Battleborn but that doesn't mean shit desu.
Gearbox is dead
May we play the only good Gearbox gameBorderlands 2
>>339802058
>Bad PR and marketting
>Fire the writer
holy fuck, i smell nepotism and incomptence here
I have no idea how Blizzard managed to "create" a bunch of the most stereotypical characters Ive ever seen in a single game and still somehow spin it, so normies think its diverse and original.
>>339807324
>that like bar
>those comments
H O W ?
>>339805816
I would fuck a vulva that was that puffy
>>339808605
By making the design better than your game Randy
>>339808574
I would rather borderlands 1 desu
Finally he can start work on Boner QuestI hope people never let him forget that
>>339808605
i'll never understand all the overwatch porn or hype around the characters in general
they're boring as fuck
much like the entire game
>yfw you didn't buy Battlestillborn
>>339808652
>Blew money on a marketing campaign
What marketing campaign?
I didn't even know the game existed until the overwatch vs battleborn threads a few days before it was released.
>>339808574
>Not the superior gearbox game
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Px5WWe1.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>339808415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usdwwmvkVMk
GAME ON, XD! THIS IS JUST LIKE A VIDEOGAME! NERF DIS! I PLAY 2 WIN! TIME TO RAISE MY APM!
>>339808652
>-Royalty fees for various Hardware manufacturers
im not sure you know how game development works
>>339808780
hello gearbox
>>339808574
I got really tired of Borderlands 2 about half way in.
Best Gearbox game is Opposing Force.
>>339808770
>Playstation 2
Battleborn had to be f2p to be viable against overwach, but you cant have f2p fps game because of hackers. Its just retarded all around.
>>339808670
No need to get defensive blizzdrone. I didnt play Battleborn myself, but from what ive seen Id agree with you.
>>339808037
Jaysus thats bad
Why do 80% of these new "moba fps" games think its okay to have the exact same visual quality/effects as Dota/LoL/HoN in an FPS?
Its one thing for those to look the way do when its in an overhead RTS view but up close this is atrociously bad.
>>339808605
>so normies think its diverse and original
The trick is to appeal to the demographic that isn't passionate enough to form an educated opinion on the thing you're creating. ie. Women, children and casuals.
The same group of people who genuinely believe Overwatch is the best shooter ever created.
>>339807920
Thank you famalamadingdong
Imagine what 2K are thinking right now. They did, what they possibly, to ensure succes for the game:
-Blew money on a Game Informer cover
-Blew money on a marketing campaign
-Possibly paid for presence at PSX
-Developement cost for the game itself
-Royalty fees for various Hardware manufacturers
-Likely various other costs
Taken that into consideration, Its not exactly a small budget.
>>339808746
>>339804990
>The character design is cool as fuck, with huge variation between them
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>339804990
Playing as briana wu is good character design?
>>339808843
Playstation 2 has some of the best games.
>>339803436
God I wish humanity would advance and make skintight leggings that cling to balls and dicks like that.
>>339808954
What the fuck is that thing?
>>339808875
i really hope gearbox doesn't go under because of this, though. they're like a containment studio for all the least talented people in the games industry
>>339808954
His neck looks like my dick shaft.
>>339808793
I might be wrong, but I think there's some sort of fee for each produced physical disc, to each respective console manufacturer.
>>339808507
>champion
>>339808954
What were they thinking?
>>339808989
while the xbox don't got any games
>>339808731
Do you not have a dick?
Low test levels?
Vagina?
>>339808305
And attacks that actually do damage, and a heal that actually heals a decent amount without having to be a super attack, and a slew of fun to place traps as opposed to passive "Buff, debuff" you just keep replacing on people as it's the only thing you can do without dying instantly.
>>339808954
what a clusterfuck
>>339809039
Holy shit kek
>>339808954
Copy that.
>>339808746
please post yfw on the official fun thread
>>144286413
>>339808037
It's so quirky I love it~~~! xD
[THIS IS WHAT GEARBOX ACTUALLY BELIEVES]
>>339809069
do you get aroused at literally any woman who isn't fat or ugly? there's nothing special about overwatch characters
>>339809106
you know what that guys dick shaft looks like?
Mfw Battleborn is one of the biggest blunders of the century.
>>339802058
Good riddance
>>339808838
Just admit it, the bunny of doom is just as random and retarded.
>>339809162
>It has to be special and unique to give someone a boner
The male sex drive isn't really that complicated.
>>339804990
>Using abilites, While they LOOK cluttery, FEEL amazing and are very responsive.
>are very responsive.
What does that even mean? So you press a button and things are actually happening instead of not happening?
Hey this car break pedal is very responsive. If you press it it will actually decelerate your car.
>>339808995
>>339808954
>Once a simple slave laborer on Tempest, Attikus vowed to free himself from the Jennerit Slave dens and free his people. When Attikus was wounded during a slave uprising, his Jennerit overseers took the opportunity to attach a powerful cybernetic work harness to him. The harness had unexpected results, however, not only augmenting his strength, but also his mind. Now both powerful and clever, Attikus looks for every opportunity to lead his people in revolt against his oppressors.
This feels straight out of a DeviantArt OC page
>>339809162
Kind of, yeah, isn't that the way its supposed to be considering I'm a fertile male and they look like fertile disease-free females?
Though they hit me on far more kink points than just looking like impregnable ladies.
>>339804990
>The character design is cool as fuck
Only the mushroom guy is cool.
>>339808415
I think the "Penguin of D00M'S" design are much more better with more realistic shape penguin or just make it able to speak.
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>>339808201
Except blizzard kept the release unspecified until after gearbox had decided on one, and being the bigger company with more slush they could release as offensive as they did.
I´m not a gearbox fan, but critizisms ought to be aimed at blizzard for deliberately fucking with GB.
>>339808037
>solitude, mindfulness... ass kicking
someone accepted money to say these lines
>>339808037
Woah. I thought the design was one of their better ones. Why doesn't her voice or her lines sound like they go with that character?
>>339804327
If he invaded Russia in the Winter he would have actually stood a chance.
>>339809162
>do you get aroused at literally any woman who isn't fat or ugly?
Female detected
>>339809219
im pretty sure a talking penguin on a mech that spouts random shit is more retarded than a korean esport celeb on a mech that spouts videogame shit
>>339809162
>do you get aroused at literally any woman who isn't fat or ugly?
That's generally how male sex drive works, yeah.
>>339809298
It's not even like they got a bad voice actor for the character, they're just making her say stupid shit in a stupid voice.
>>339808037
That voice is ridiculously out of place
>>339809162
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