>Japenese weeb game
>It starts with a horrible opening song, sang by a woman with different images/cutscenes from the game loosly cut together
>It spoils the shit out of everything
Every.Single.Time
Why the fuck do they do it?
>pic related, mfw it's one of those openings again
>Intro
>Shows main character in epic swordfight with some villain looking dude
>MC's father shows up
>Stabs MC's love interest
>MC and father get into duel
>Dragons or some shit
>chorus
>MC running along a beach with love interest
>Father on porch smoking a pipe
>cuts back to cities exploding
>MC's father impaled on MC's sword
>Title screen
>Finish game
>None of this shit ever happened
What the fuck
>good game
>company name
>non-flashy title screen with the name of the game
>new game
>continue
>options
>no flashy box telling you to buy the season pass to get the fucking exclusive dragon dildo dlc weapon with 5 different skins and gallon of lube included
>no tacked on multiplayer
Why the fuck is this so rare in 2003+13?
>Start new game
>You have to guess whether esc gonna pause the video/open menu or skip it
>load up a new game
>watch the intro
>get to the title screen
>start a new game
>have to watch the intro again
>can't skip it
>>339798175
>It starts with a horrible opening song, sang by a woman with different images/cutscenes from the game, half of which show the main characters in dangerous situations
>They actually die in those scenes in the game proper and the tone of the game doesn't match the opening at all
>Souls game
>high production CG with le edgy cryptic as fuck imagery and nonsensical narration
>abruptly ends
>what the fuck did just watched
>start up game
>intro cinematic starts
>watch it all the way to the end
>select "new game"
>the same intro cinematic starts playing
>it's unskippable
>>339799651
>It's not unskippable, but you're afraid you'll skip something new so you sit through it anyway
>>339799695
>cutscene starts playing
>try to pause
>it skips
>>339799695
Fuck you, all the fucking time.
>watch intro
>tutorial plays
>skip tutorial
>realize half an hour later you missed something from tutorial
>restart campaign
