Is this guy dead yet? Whats he waiting for?
>31
>balding
>cancerous
>fat
>critic who can't handle criticism
>raises another man's child
>has behemoth wife
>dead man walking
>this is the face of PC gaming
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he's a big guy
I started looking into who this guy is recently after I was told he refused to play BB on a console which really surprised me. Anyway what I came to realize about this man is that 99% of the games he plays are indie steam flash games. I mean like I kind of imagined a strong FPS advocate to be into other types of games but nope, it's not even an exaggeration, all this guy plays are indie games with muh 'unique artstyle' and muh 'unique story telling' and all other typical sjw-tier remarks one could have about sjw-tier indie games.
If this is the face of the average PC gamer then jesus fuck.
>>322255814
>Whats he waiting for?
Bloodborne PC port.
>>322257190
>raises another man's child
Fill me in on this.
>>322258974
His wife has kids to her previous boyfriend and the father is very absent.
He's raising them.
>>322258974
He married a woman that had a son from a prior marriage.
Guys, stop. He's a model for PC gamers and aspiring framerate police, leave him be.
>>322257190
hey hey hey! he does in fact, have a british accent and class
>>322259086
Well, maybe shes hot as fuck or pretty cute like that girl from Drive.
>>322260641
Sorry to break it to you, bud
>>322261064
>>322259415
I don't understand this meme.
>>322257190
>>raises another man's child
>>322258974
So? What's wrong with this?
>>322261568
Nothing is wrong with it really. He is just a cuck by definition.
Why does /v/ hate the guy? Seems to be the only guy that only wants games to be better from what I can tell.
>>322261763
Because he said their favourite game would be better if it ran at 60fps
>>322261568
I don't know, ask your wife's son about it.
>>322261763
Hes fat and bald, he can't be right.
>>322255814
consoles that can run 60fps
>>322261875
It's almost like people wouldn't mind if he said those things and would quickly accept the truth if he wasn't such an obnoxious cunt about it.
>>322258324
Too bad, because he's gonna get ported straight into the ground before that happens
>>322261721
That's not what a cuck is by definition
>>322258124
wow he doesn't bust a nut over standard AAA trash what a faggot right?
>>322258124
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>322255814
still making vids everyday and having podcasts dont think hes gonna die anytime soon.
>>322262081
That isn't how the internet works
>>322258124
Wtf are you talking about? I mean I hate this asshole but come on.
He also makes AAA games wtf or bitches about their optional DLC. It's also too bad most of the time he spends more than 10 minutes bitching about how evil anti consumers corporations don't incorporate a FOV slider of his taste.
>>322262471
>AAA trash is the only alternative.
Listen, indie flash are rubbish so is generic western AAA rubbish. 99% of western vidiya is completely rubbish in fact and I'd hate video games if that's all I was exposed to as well.
Japanese games trump both indie and generic western shooter AAA dogshit. Fuck both you and TB and your 'alternative' taste.
>>322261064
That's pretty hot by British standards mate. I mean, she stills has all of her teeth.
Next half life game is gonna be announced next week. He won't even be around to see the age of the Source 2 engine.
>>322263409
She's an Ameriburger
>Witcher fanboys still mad
Well she's one lucky gold digger. She'll get all that money once he's dead sooner than later.
>>322255814
He's waiting for the cancer to kill him, duh
Loss.jpeg gave him cancer
>>322261763
I've watched a few of his videos since my friend likes him. He's a little pretentious really.
>>322263578
Why do you think she had to find a British husband?
>>322261721
Nice meme idiot. Cuckolding is when someone is fucking your wife and you are okay with it and get off to it.
>>322263240
>Japanese games trump both indie and generic western shooter AAA dogshit.
You can keep your Senran Kagura and Neptunia bullshit, i'd a generic shooter over that any day.
>>322261427
he whines too much about framedrop
>>322261763
>why don't you like le snarky self-important brit meme made flesh
>>322255814
He would have been dead a while ago already.
But fortunately for him he has something called money.
Which keeps you alive in situations where others would die.
>>322255814
He thinks he's going to beat terminal cancer
>Average remaining years of a healthy fit person with liver cancer = +- 2 years
>this fat sack of lard claims "IM GONNA BEAT THE AVERAGE AND LIVE FOR ATLEAST 5 MORE YEARS"
Cant wait until he drops dead withing half a year.
>>322266815
With his liver declining, he will become more and more sick as time goes on.
>>322255814
he is waiting for the youtube board so you faggots can fuck off there
>>322261763
here we go
>>322259086
>He married a woman that had a son from a prior marriage.
Why is this considered so shocking? Does absolutely nobody here have step-parents or half siblings?
>>322258124
He's a PC gamer and all PC gamers really have going for them are indie steam flash games. So you can't really blame him if that's all he plays because that's all the PC really has, without counting AAA titles, although most of the ports are fucking terrible anyway so you might as well play those on consoles.
>>322262229
>>322264195
>In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
How does it feel to be BTFO?
>>322267620
My parents aren't cucks, and they staid together. So no.
>>322257190
>31
Could have sworn he was like 35
>>322258974
He's a stepfather. His wife had a son before they married. That's about it.
>>322267585
Sorry you were being a bitch towards TB I guess
>>322267620
>raising another man's child
>>322267585
I bet he doesn't get paid to comment youtube videos about his fridge but he does it anyway. Such a hypocrite.
>>322258124
He is /v/'s darling e-celeb, or neo /v/ atleast. /v/ hated him until GG caused an influx of retards
>>322267758
>staid
Looks like they did a pretty poor job of raising you too.
>>322267885
Don't forget that said child has cancer in the ear.
>>322267726
>unwittingly
Do you just ignore words?
>>322255814
>>31
>>balding
I'm pretty sure he started balding at like 18.
>>fat
This even earlier.
>>322267726
>unwittingly
if he didn't know that wasn't his son, yes it would be, however he does so it's just step-parenting
>>322267585
>I don't want to waste my explaining something so let me waste my time explaining to you why I don't want to waste my time
>>322263240
>this is what weeaboos actually believe
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Faggot
>>322267620
ebin /pol/ and /tv/ meme after those boards became obsessed with black men
>>322268030
>>322268057
>implying it isn't worse and makes him even more of a cuck to be willingly doing it
>>322255814
>Whats he waiting for?
He thinks he'll survive long enough for them to cure cancer.
No joke. A fat, balding, out of shape guy with one of the worst diets I've ever seen thinks he's "strong" enough to survive many years.
>>322263964
I-is this really him? He looks… normal.
What went wrong?
>>322268273
>moving goalposts
E-Celebs! E-Celebs!
Put your knowlede to the test
Put your dew into a glass anon
And we'll provide the rest
GameGrumps, DSP
So many celebs to see!
Jons exit was malicious Don't believe me? Ask the Missus!
Lankey posters, shouting HE
After all, Anon, this is /v/!
To talk about vidya, would be such a mess
Go on, Report my thread
Our obsession will not end!
James Rolfe, Mike Matei
Wonder what they have to say?
We wont stop until we turn /v/ into a glorified twitter feed!
But at least you’re not Anthony Burch
Your wife isn’t out fucking men by twos
And you still have your WII U
Angry Joe! Whats his name?
Don’t forget “Muh 60 frames”
And if your game cant run at 60
Then its shit
Come on post about Total Biscuit
The Janitors will probably miss it!
For Guaranteed replies; Tweets we suggest:
“Is she right”? Lets ask Wu!
You will be buried in those (you)s
Markiplier! Pewdipie!
Come shill on /v/,don’t be shy !
Why could anyone talk about videogames?
/v/ is just so boring
when thread topics are about vidya
Chuggacoy and britgamingshow
Suddenly those good old days are gone
MatPats “theories” Are retarded
Lets players on /v/ has started
Needing Views, a chance to get their subs!
Most days we just let our threads get archived
Post an E-celeb thread and you’ll see
500 posts and 234 IPs!
We've all got no lives!
Wont you check my 5
For E-Celebs!
We just cant stop making threads
About our favorite personalities
If you enjoy opinions from slobs
Might I suggest Movie Blob?
While his waist size keeps on growing
Your reply count will keep going!
THREAD by THREAD!
Post by post!
'Til Janitors shout, "I'm done!"
Then they’ll grab a hot pocket to digest
Tonight you'll shitpost a lot
Till your twitter gets blocked
For E-Celebs!
>>322268273
Reaction images don't change the fact you didn't prove anything and are objectively wrong. Kill yourself, even Anthony burch is glad he isn't you.
>>322255814
just got in this thread and I know someone made the capped at 30 joke
>>322264113
There were no whites left in america
>>322268287
>with one of the worst diets I've ever seen
You need to get out more
>>322268273
Keep shifting them goalpost, nucka.
Why am i even here reading this shit, you guys make me sick, with your unfounded hate for a guy that is genuinely trying to improve the industry.
>>322268354
Eating trash and doing absolutely no exercise.
Some people think because they ate trash while they were young and never gained weight, they can do it their entire life.
You can't.
>>322268273
Hey, kid... Ever heard of shifting goalposts?
>>322268449
oh nevermind
>>322268407
>>322268598
>moving goalposts when it directly relates to the argument
>>322268446
Irritable anon with step-parents detected
/v/, is it wrong to marry a woman with children if her previous husband died?
>>322268808
Keep. Shifting. Them. Posts. Nucka.
>>322268354
Genetics. People love to act like it was specifically something he did because humans do not like to accept the fact their destinies are written by their genetics and being a faggot who eats celery and spends 10 hours on a treadmill isn't going to stop your early onset cancer if everyone in your family has had it
>>322268901
>getting cucked from beyond the grave
>>322268901
>getting cuckolded fr
>>322269019
FUCK YOU
>>322268946
Genetics don't make you fat. Genetics are only partly accountable for cancer, but many outside factors can massively increase the likelihood of someone developing cancer. One of those is a shitty diet.
>>322257190
>raises another man's child
Oh man another one of those EPIC /pol/ memes xDD
>>322257190
Hes been cuckolded. Since when?
>>322255814
That fucking chinstrap beard.
>>322263409
>That's pretty hot by British standards
>>322268946
found the fattie
>>322255814
J U S T
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T
>>322267585
>clamering
>>322269072
Hehe. I tried to post that as fast as possible.
>>322268808
>bring out a sick wiki definition of a word
>gets disproved
>"h-he's still a cuck even though it directly contradicts what my wiki definition says! lol! reaction image!"
Lets get this clear, I fucking hate TB, he is a massive cunt, but you are making yourself sound absolutely retarded.
Admit you fucked up, and that you don't know what words mean, and we can move on.
>>322268273
maybe TB cant have children and he have to do this, he's totally a cuck tho
>>322267585
what a cunt
>>322268105
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>322269104
Except no, that is not how it works. Genetics are why he got cancer. If "shitty diet" got you extremely early cancer like that, the human race would be extinct. He had that type of cancer at an age so young doctors do not even screen for it because NO ONE THAT AGE EVER FUCKING GETS THAT CANCER.
No, it was not at all due to his diet. Not remotely.
>>322255814
Someone post a picture of that rank creature he's married to. Makes the Grumps seem like they have actual taste in women by comparison.
>>322268916
>being this buttblasted
It's okay m8 I have nothing against guys who help other guys' genes prosper if they can't do it themselves.They're just called cucks
>>322269386
>he still thinks the wiki is unreliable meme
>he doesn't understand that intent doesn't matter when the result is the same
Anon pls graduate highschool first before commenting
>>322263240
>this is what weebs actually believe
>>322257190
Yeah but he's intelligent, well-spoken and an adult. Pretty much the perfect face for PC gaming
I still watch him but you know...
It would be so much easier if he wasn't such a huge cunt.
>>322269660
Google cancer risk factors. I believe he had colon cancer right?
Risk factors associated with colon cancer are obesity, poor diet (especially one lacking vegetables) and inactivity. All of these greatly increase the risk of someone getting colon cancer.
>>322270107
>Graduates with a Law Degree
>Makes YouTube videos
Wow, money well spent.
>>322270331
He doesn't have a law degree, he only finished 1 year I think.
>>322270213
Now google the percentage of people who get colon cancer under 50
This is what you do not get. Cases of colon cancer below age 50 are incredibly rare. Like 1 in several hundred fucking million. To imply it was his diet that caused it over 5 years, is asinine. Millions eat as bad as he does and do not have colon cancer
I hate the fucker but accept fact. Genetics are what did him in. His diet didn't do him any favors but it sure was fuck wasn't the deciding factor here. Maybe if he had eaten like that and been inactive into his 60's
>>322269832
>>322268105
>weeb game meme
You're on 4chan, you don't belong here btw.
>>322270331
>>322270395
straight taken from his twitter
"My degree is in law, I could not go into any of those professions and I am not interested in becoming a lawyer"
>>322267726
Yeah and that term comes from the cuckoo who literally places his eggs in another birds nest, destroys that bird's eggs, then fucks off while the other bird raises his children until eventually they become large enough to kill that bird and repeat the cycle.
Cuckoos are basically black people.
>>322257190
Good thing neo-/v/ dont know the story that used to get posted here when he was banned from entering the US for around 2 years and how he had a "long distance relationship" with his wife during that period, or you would all proclaim him of being the biggest betacuck on the planet.
>>322270331
he probably earns more than your average laws graduate though
>>322270559
Just googled it.
107 in every 100,000 people in his age range per year get colon cancer.
That's not astronomically rare.
Also you seriously need to google what a risk factor is. It's not a deciding factor, it's something that increases the likelihood of it happening. His diet and lifestyle in general all contributed to him getting cancer.
>>322270331
probably makes more from youtube than he would from a regular job but ok
>>322271112
.1%
>That's not astronomically rare.
>>322271249
>i cant into math
>>322269660
Maybe it was karma. The fat self-righteous cunt deserves it. He must hate the fact that he has something in common with consoles now, given that neither can get far past 30. I don't hate many people but Jesus Christ. He's married to a fucking seabeast that probably eats every penny he earns, and he probably doesn't have it in him to give a good fuck and produce a child, hence why he looks after another mans kid. And he still acts like he's better than everybody else.
What a fucking dick.
>>322271795
she earns more than he does
>>322271795
also i didn't know being pro-consumer was a bad thing but hey, i guess being contrarian and /v/ goes hand in hand.
>>322271440
>107/100000 is not 0.00107
