http://e3.nintendo.com/#section-treehouse
>>339768075
>treehouse
>>339768075
>Nintendo Treehouse: Live will showcase upcoming games such as Tokyo Mirage Sessions
Already confirmed for losing E3.
>>339768075
>that eye of truth
oh god... I want it now...
>>339768075
The treehouse? like when barney sings and dances with the kids in the treehouse? LOL
>>339768075
>Nintendo will now rehash and whore out the same series they've been rehashing and whoring out every generation for decades
>No one will give a fuck but the battered wives who stuck with Nintendo through their repeated failures
>Nintendo will win nothing
>That meager selection of games
As excited as I am for Zelda, Nintendo better be hiding some insane shit up their sleeves with the NX launch lineup for the amount of radio silence they've put out this year.
>>339768382
Top lel at that not being playable at E3 because they know its ass.
>Dragon Quest 7
I keep forgetting that's happening.
>>339768075
I say this as an avid Nintendo fan, but Nintendo hasn't won an E3 in about three years, and I don't think their 2016 lineup is going to change anything. I'm holding out for some stellar NX news, but barring that I'm buckled in for disappointment.
>>339768075
It's unfortunate that Sony's showfloor is directly across from Nintendo. I foresee a lot people just getting fed up and joining the Playstation Nation.
>>339768075
THE HYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>339768075
Who cares who wins when the fact is, we are the ones that lose.
>>339768075
It's definitely gonna be one of their weakest E3 but it's gonna be far better than their last one.
What did they show last year? DO A BARRER RORR, SKYLANDERS.
At least it won't be Nintendo E3 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XR7LaJLLf8
>>339768382
>Anime was a Mistake: The Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE
>>339768075
>Treehouse members playing Zelda
>Winning anything
>>339768075
all ninty would have to do is show up and not embarrass themselves. any company capable of doing that is going to with E3
i honestly don't think any company will
>No new games will be announced
>1/3 of Zelda U news is most likely amiibo shit
>>339768720
This might be the gayest shit I've seen in my life. I'm literally going to fuck a man right now. brb
>>339768530
Yeah there's that at least.
>nintendo
>winning anything
They haven't won anything since the SNES era. They've been shit since that age passed.
>mfw i got to go to e3 once and only once
>it was e3 2014
>got to play splatoon and sm4sh, meet the devs, get some t-shirts
it's all downhill from here
>they gonna play #FE
Oh man this is gonna be hard to watch
>Treehouse
>game experts
Pick one.
>>339768720
>>339768770
>that entire thing
Good job fagbags. You've only encouraged memehouse.
>>339768075
Its the same shit every year. Nintendo shows off their meager selection of first party games and random indie shit nobody cares about, everybody else shows pre rendered trailers of games that get delayed forever. This year I'm kind of hopeful for Ninty seeing how they only have one fucking game coming out they won't waste anybodies time (unlikely). This game better be the second coming of OoT.
>>339768704
>we are the ones that lose.
This.
>>339768770
You reap what you sow.
>>339768641
I don't think that's going to be the case. They may only have one playable game demo on the floor, but that one demo is still Zelda.
>>339768956
>game experts
>two games that have been out for almost a year
>one game released a few months ago with horrible scores and sales
>no new announcements at all
Holy shit, what a fucking disaster.
Spaceworld better be happening in August or Nintendo is fucked.
>>339769061
>>339768770
I still see my entry!
Good times.
>>339768075
Only thing that could excite me is another new Kirby since Nintendo still hasn't discovered a way to fuck that up.
>>339768801
If Sony brings the Crash it's over.
Year of Dreams 2.0
>>339768770
I can't believe you faggots actually made that, you fanboys are fucking disgusting.
>>339769192
>Spaceworld better be happening in August or Nintendo is fucked.
The NX is likely going to be shown in a direct with how stubborn Nintendo is.
>>339769102
>but that one demo is still Zelda.
>>339769102
Zelda's popularity is at an all time low due to repeated crap games.
>>339768770
what happened to attractive man directly to the right of the poster? Did he get fired?
>>339769287
why not?
it was a great tribute and fun to make/contribute to
the first treehouse was really incredible
>>339769382
Pretty much
Also long time development doesn't help either
I'm almost sure that people doesn't really care that much about Zelda anymore except for gamergurls and nostalgia fags.
>>339769382
>things said before every zelda game
>>339769487
Yeah, let's send them a card for shilling hard on us :^)
>>339769102
>but that one demo is still Zelda.
And Zelda hasn't had a good game since 2001.
>>339769487
Fucking gross
>>339769382
Correct. Zelda has no relevance in today's gaming landscape. Other games do the things it does much better. Better combat, better stories, better characters, more interesting environments, etc.
>>339769504
You say that, but those Zelda kiosks are going to be fucking packed for the entire show, mark my words.
>>339769487
>looking forward to 2015
>>339769546
Dark Souls is the new Zelda.
>>339768770
>view-source:http://e3.nintendo.com/#section-treehouse
LOL
>>339769709
>but those Zelda kiosks are going to be fucking packed for the entire show
Well, when that's the only playable game you have for the show, i don't think it's that unexpected.
>>339769465
He left
>>339769701
>Other games do the things it does much better. Better combat, better stories, better characters, more interesting environments, etc.
No other game does all of them at once, that's what make Zelda special.
>>339769709
It wouldn't surprise me. Zelda is the only Nintendo franchise casuals seem to care about.
>>339768770
In retrospect, this is all our fault.
>>339769848
zelda does all of them shitty at once
>/v/ is too neck deep in sonycock to think that Zelda will sell well
>>339769848
Hahahaha, are you serious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA
>>339769834
why
>>339769964
>/v/ is too neck deep in sonycock
Says the faggot who forgot about how much /v/ worships nintendo
See
>>339769487
>>339768720
>the bara and the ara ara~ aren't playable
>>339768075
>Treehouse
LOL
>>339769954
>>339770006
More than the sum of its parts. Like Dragon's Dogma. Name one game that is an outright 3D Zelda clone.
>>339768770
Nintendo was just following their usual E3 cycle, and you faggots blew it out of proportion.
>/v/ now hates Zelda
way to go
>>339770081
Darksiders
>>339770081
Dark Souls 3
>>339770081
Okami has simularites
>>339770126
stop playing Zelda after Capcom stop making t the handheld titles
>>339769810
>Video footage from E3 2014.
><p data-moveHoverMod="3.8">Nintendo will transform its booth at this year’s E3 to immerse fans in the world of the groundbreaking new Legend of Zelda game for the Wii U™ console. </p>
><p data-moveHoverMod="3.8">Tune in starting at 9 a.m. PT to see the <i>Pokémon™ Sun</i> and <i>Pokémon Moon</i> games in action, followed by the world’s first in-depth look at the new <i>Legend of Zelda™</i> game. The day will continue with livestreamed gameplay and behind-the-scenes info from the game experts of Nintendo Treehouse—live and unscripted from the show floor. </p>
><p data-moveHoverMod="3.8">Then be sure to come back for a second day of livestreaming, starting at 10 a.m. PT on June 15. The day will start with a special <i>Pokémon GO</i> developer Q&A session. Then Nintendo Treehouse: Live will showcase upcoming games such as <i>Monster Hunter Generations</i>, <i>Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past</i>, and <i>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE</i>.</p> <div data-moveHoverMod="3.7"> <div title="Day 1: Add to Calendar" class="btn-addtocalendar addeventatc">
>>339770126
>now
>>339770126
We don't hate it, we are just tired of being a massive disappointment formulaic and predictable series for gamergurls and nostalgia fags.
>>339769701
Yeah... no.
Not everything can be deduced down to "check, check, check, okay this is officially the better game, next"
There's more depth to games than that.
Zelda, and Nintendo games in general, aren't really the sort of thing which you can say are "worse" or "better" than something else. They're USUALLY (not ALWAYS) so high quality that to say they're worse than something is mere opinion.
Simplicity =/= bad
Zelda always has a simple
Plot
Combat system
World
Etc
But the way each thing is execusted is gnerally top notch.
Dark Souls for example has a deep lore, world, combat, etc, but as I said
Simplicity =/= quality
Depth =/= quality
>>339770193
Has zero puzzles, still my GOTY and clearly took inspiration in its combat system (just way expanded it and made it the focus).
>>339770357
zero puzzles is better than boring puzzles that the game basically solves for you
>>339768770
>/v/ is responsible as usual
Oh the sweet delicious irony!
>>339770357
>Has zero puzzles
Which automatically makes it better than any modern Zelda.
>>339769848
Darksiders
>>339770439
Can we for once not shitpost and just treat our opinions as nothing more than opinions?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
DELETE THIS
THEY'RE LEAKING NINTENDO'S STUFF
>>339770550
>asking this question on /v/
>>339770550
>Enter a room
>Game takes control away from you and moves the camera to the "puzzle" and the solution
>Even if it didn't, the "puzzle" is incredibly obvious
>All the puzzle does is waste your time and kill replay value
Fuck puzzles in Zelda. The series needs to return to the roots of the first two games with a focus on combat and exploration.
>>339769074
>tfw you think of this industry's current state
>>339769321
And all the game sites will link to the direct and everyone will watch it anyway
E3 is irrelevant
>>339769810
I don't get it
>>339770835
As I said,
can we for once treat our opinions as nothing more than opinions?
Though on a side note I will mention, that scenario you mention literally never happens.
>>339770835
You missed the part where your companion """""STRONGLY HINTS"""""" that you should investigate the puzzle
>>339768075
>How to gather all the Sonyggers on /v/ in one place: the post
Haven't even read the thread yet, but I can guarantee this is the case.
>>339771076
I still don't get it
>>339768770
ONE BY OOOOOOOOOONE(one by one)
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH(SEEE THE SUUUUUUUN)
>>339768708
This is as embarassing as Sony's E3 2006.
>>339768720
people spazz out about this scene so much its unreal. the lyrics to the song are pretty cool and the scene is pretty hype at the end. the flying around thing is kinda weird tho. i guess some people are allergic to a little cheesy jrpg fun
Millennials will eat up anything.
>>339771019
I'm pretty sure it happens on Wind Waker.
>>339771016
>>339771185
view-source:http://e3.nintendo.com/#section-treehouse
>>339771019
>Though on a side note I will mention, that scenario you mention literally never happens.
>>339771024
God, fuck the persistent companions too. They're annoying as fuck and never have anything of value to say.
>>339769487
E3 2014 was a great year
Why /v/ hates Zelda so much?
>>339771451
Said no one ever.
>>339771492
because it's shit nowadays
>>339771196
That song is pretty nice though.
>>339769487
Do you have the Iwata get better one?
>>339768770
>we allowed this
I really hate the nintendo manchilds
Good lord /v/ isnt nintendogaf anymore
>>339771676
That would be in poor taste since it ended up killing him.
>>339771502
>revisionist
From what I remember, there were plenty of hype reveals and the Nintendo Direct was really great
>>339771435
I guarantee they made it so blindingly obvious because over half their playtesters got stuck and wandered for hours without every single hint.
>>339771539
Why? I don't think SS is the best zelda ever but is not the worst too
>>339771804
Typical Nintendo, living in the past....
>>339771749
>Killing him with from something he already had
>died one year later after the poster
It was Nintendo's 2015 presentation that killed him. That shit was awful.
>>339771492
No reason to like it. The generic remakes in "HD" is hot garbage that got old a few hundred bullets back.
>>339770068
>Barry
>bara
he's a fat lolicon weeb
>Sheikah Eye
Can't wait for them to whitewash Hyrule's "bloody history".
>>339771848
the hell are you on about
I was just saying 2014 was a good year for reveals
>>339771809
I blame Aonuma. OoT and MM never had shit like that.
>>339770067
/v/ worshipped Nintendo in 2013. Not so much anymore.
>>339771419
>http://e3.nintendo.com/#section-treehouse
but what's the reaction-worthy part?
>>339771868
Did they change it in OoT3D?
>>339771492
they don't hate it as much as Star Fox, Mario, and Metroid tho
>>339770271
That's kinda cute.
So can we sit back and realize gaming's doing pretty good right now?
There are fun games coming out every other fucking month at least, whether they be indie, AAA or something in between.
There are more options than ever before, so you can pick and choose your experience to be whatever you want to be.
When you step back and look objectively, things are going really, really good. Nintendo will probably fuck up with E3, but they still have some good shit coming out. Every gaming company seems to have at least one good game this year.
>>339771419
Tumblr downloader?...Fuck off.
Treehouse getting it so right in 2014 and then finding a way to piss off this board at every turn since then has been sad to watch. Looking forward to Pokemon gameplay at least.
>>339772167
keep dreaming virgin boy.
>>339768893
The gamecube was better than the SNES though
>>339772264
>So can we sit back and realize gaming's doing pretty good right now?
Yeah, thanks to Sony.
Nintendo nearly killed the market but like a Phoenix Sony came back from nearly being bankrupt and created the most successful game console of all time. They have partnered with Square to bring the long await FF7 to fruition and backed the legendary Shenmue 3.
Is there anything Sony can't do? Well, cure cancer I suppose but that's not vidya related.
>>339772264
>When you step back and look objectively, things are going really, really good
Just imagine if Sony announced a game that played identically to Zelda, how much praise and hype it would generate here. Literally the only reason Zelda is hated here is because it's made by Nintendo. Prove me wrong, I dare you.
>>339771435
>Finding literally ONE example, the most extreme one, to prove a point about the ENTIRE series
why do people on this website use such piss poor evidence? Like, yeah, what you describe has happened in the series but that is a very inaccurate depiction of Zelda puzzles IN GENERAL.
>>339771676
>>339771419
What are you trying to point out in there? And?
>>339768075
Nintendo's won the past two years. Three wins in a row isn't surprising.
>>339772416
It's nice to be happy, anon, but FF7 is a Square Enix only creation. And it's multiplat.
Sony can make a decent console, but the real stars are the companies that create the good games.
>>339772476
Talk about cringe-worthy.
Are we supposed to be falseflagging as rabid nintendo fanboys in this thread or something?
>>339772664
>he said in a thread with posts like this (clearly being ironic but whatever)
>>339772416
Rest assured that Nintendo's conference can't possibly be worse than last year.
I mean it was so bad it literally killed Iwata.
>>339772286
>not using tumblr for the porn you can't search anywhere else.
and you should've also notice the green tabs i have up
surfing on NSFW boards
>>339772664
You can just talk about Nintendo in this thread, it seems.
Anything you want to talk about?
>>339769487
>People getting retroactively mad about sending this.
Nintendo has gone pants on head retarded, yes. But we can't fucking say that E3 wasn't amazing.
>>339772572
Nintendo lost so hard last year their president died.
>>339772286
>muh sekrit club
>muh sekrit club, muthafucka
>>339771804
People are just getting mad and deny they were totally hyped in 2014.
This is /v/, if you hate something NOW, apparently you're obligated to claim it was always that way.
>>339769171
i love this shit.
>>339772476
what happened
>>339771676
>>339772852
yeah
is Superstar Saga still the best M&LRPG game in the series?
>>339772418
he's my hero again
>>339769487
>>339768770
I can see my entry :~)
>>339773160
Most likely. I've only ever tried Dream Team, but it wasn't something I wanted to continue. I've heard good things about Superstar Saga, though. What makes it better?
>>339773136
>/v/ also killed Iwata
stop ruining everything
>>339768770
Anyone got the Gabe or Kojima b-day cards?
>>339773072
/v/ tries to sent Iwata a get well card;_;and fucks up at every step along the way yet someone perseveres
>>339773136
>From Mexico get well soon Mr. Iwata
>-anon
Awww
Even Nintendo still makes games, but that's debatable.
>>339772416
>Nintendo killed the market
Yeah thanks for the DLC, constant rehashing of FPSs and cinematic games Nintendo.
>>339768075
>Nintendo was originally gonna only show zelda
>all the complaining and shitposting ensued
>"h-hey maybe we should show some other stuff!"
>"y-yeah what were we thinking only wanting to show zelda"
This is actually a conversation that happened, by the way. Don't work with treehouse, but I go through their office a lot
>>339773414
did he even get it?
/v/ - Australia
close enough I guess
>>339773335
SSS's most common appeal is mostly the Bros. Attacks combos in game
>>339773615
yea pretty sure Bill confirmed it
>>339768720
Learn to have fun, this scene is so fucking dumb that its actually made me interested in this crossover between two overly self-serious franchises
>>339773627
Well this board is nothing but shitposters all day so I guess he's half right.
>>339773024
I loved 2014. Bayonetta, Dong Freeze, Smash, Mario Kart 8, Shovel Knight, Captain Toad, Hyrule Warriors, Bravely Default, Persona Q, Kirby Triple Deluxe, It was honestly the best year of the generation for Nintendo. They peaked that year.
>>339771868
Whitewash as in Gerudos and Sheikahs are killed by the White Hylians or whitewashed Sheikah like OoT Sheik to OoT 3d Sheik?
>>339773627
Don't forget the card made for Gabe. It's okay when Kojima and Gabe fans do it.
>>339773889
Yeah but /v/ seems to have a huge hateboners about it for some reason. Like they want to act as "oh we always hated them" mentality that is just fucking retarded.
Being anal blasted by a collage made 2 years ago is ridiculous.
When somebody fucks up it fucks up, if it does something right there is no wrong and reply to that good work. Why the fuck that poster has to retroactively because something to hate when it was made in a moment of a job well done?
>inb4 /v/ is not a hive mind
Well hard to see it that way with so many people being mad over something from 2 years ago. When something you like becomes shit do you immediately go "O-oh it was always shit, I-I didn't even liked it!" or you just say the more mature "it used to be good but it fucked up"?
>>339772823
Who's it gonna kill this year?
>>339768075
Well what do you know, it's not Zelda only
>>339774067
So /v/'s current opinions about people or companies is supposed to apply retroactively?
>>339774265
/v/ always seems to pull 180s like this. I remember they were all over Nintendo's dick in 2011, and then they hated them again in 2013, then they loved them again in 2014, and now hate them in 2016. And they pretend like this shit never happened. It's pretty sickening, and really emphasizes the short attention span this board has. What they don't seem to realize is, game companies do this all the fucking time. The quality of products ebbs and flows, and it doesn't mean the end of a company just because they have a bad year or two.
>>339774280
Miyamoto
>>339771419
>tumblr downloader professional
>>339774418
I'm just saiyan, that card people made rustled everyone here. The cards for Gabe and Kojima never realize hate.
>>339771196
I can't see or hear anyone saying "one by one" without thinking of this
>>339771301
> i guess some people are allergic to a little cheesy jrpg fun
when you were sold on "Shin Megami Tensei meet Fire Emblem", you probably expected something just the taddest bit of serious.
>>339768075
WEW LAD
>>339774893
This may surprise someone as new as you are, but gaben and kojima weren't always hated here
>>339772476
This is majestic.
>>339774980
They aren't hated now. Gabe goes largely unnoticed, and people still worship Kojima like a god.
As a sonygger
I'm terrified .
Let's start a petition to out this website offline !
11 days my friends
>>339772476
>QUICK SOMEONE BUY A WII U SO IWATA CAN AFFORD ITI miss him, the directs just aren't the same without the guy.
>>339773615
yes, and then his cancer grown stronger because that card
>>339768720
A fucking mistake indeed.
>>339772476
You know what I just noticed?
Every time /v/ sends a card with genuine good wishes behind it, the receiver is ruined in some way.
>Gaben - Modern Steam, Valve, TF2 and they still can't count to 3
>Kojima - MGSV
>Iwata - ded;_;7
>Treehouse - Localizations went from OK to bad
We should send a card to EA next time.
>>339775947
But that wouldn't work since the good wishes wouldn't be genuine
>>339776310
Oh yeah.
Damn, this power is useless.
>>339773136
>>339773136
>iwata died nearly a year ago
>>339768075
Is this broken on Firefox for anyone else? Just shows the eye of truth and doesn't change.
>>339776310
you could potentially trick someone into sending a card with genuinely good wishes
"If I die, I'm taking the ship down with me"
-Iwata
>>339768075
All I'm getting is an eye of truth, is there something I'm missing?
>>339777560They know
>>339776954
>Miyamoto-sand, you've fucked us over so many times now. How come I don't just fire you
>fuck this, I'm getting cancer and making Nintendo's off the wall decisions have no target like me for everyone to blame and forgive when they are profitable.
>I'm taking my life and delaying Star Fox. Give it your shitty motion controls you can't get enough of. No alternate paths and 2/3 of the game has to be all range mode
>You know what? Fuck it. Delay the NX to 2017. I don't give a shit. Zelda too.
>fuck the haters, I made the Wii and DS
>>339776954
i thought he died because the ship was sinking
>>339768476
>>339768530
Where are people seeing this cuz all I see on this site is the Zelda gif.
>>339768075
>people adamant they were only showing Zelda
I wonder how these retards feel?
>>339780056
Yes now instead of just Zelda they're showing Zelda plus a bunch of stuff we already knew about.
I'm only interested in possible Popplio evolution.
>>339780398
>implying they'll reveal second evos this early
>>339768075
we better get Dragon Quest VII's release date
when are we gonna get the NX conference and some damn game announcements
>>339768075
It's amazing how selective /v/'s memory is. Just reading this thread you can tell most of the posts are just bandwagon shitposting.
I guarantee if the NX reveal is good, this place is going to go right back into nintendogaf central.
>>339781527
as it should be
>>339781527
/v/ always shits on xbox and the less-popular of the two consoles.
But even then there will still be shitposting.
>>339768893
Sales wise the Wii won.
Profit wise they've been winning the entire time.
E3 wise they won 2010, 2014, 2006, and 2004 objectively
>>339768893
Nintendo always win.
>>339784803
wow haha so ironic and funny :)
>>339769216
It's hard to fuck up something as shallow and casual as Kirby games.
>>339785832
the same can be said to smash, zelda and paper mario and look where we are now
>>339785712
what do you mean?
>>339768075
>Nintendo now will win
>http://e3.nintendo.com/#section-treehouse
Are they gonna shutter Treehouse?
>>339768597
>Hasn't won in three years.
>They didn't have a GOAT contender in 2014
You aren't a true Nintendo fan.
>>339786017
He meant you should kill yourself, moron.
>>339786419
I will. I swear to god. Thanks
>>339772378
DELETE THIS.
>>339786419
Also,
>don't mess with muh memes
