Is double jumping possible?
>he doesn't double jump to work every morning
lmao
>>339753847
>he doesn't wavedash to work
I'm surrounded by plebs.
>>339753956
I just fat roll to work.
>there are actual human beings who don't know how to wallrun
>>339753956
>he doesn't triangle jump to work
you think you've already heard the stupidest thing and then BLAM, you show up
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>>339754324
>going to work
Where do you think we are?
>>339753725
Of course it is, but humans can't do it because they're too fat.
i used to be able to do it when i was little, but then i didn't do it for a while, and when i tried again when i was older i forgot how i did it
>>339754404
/v/, and I do need to save that one second that gets my from be to my pc, I need all the time I need to shitpost, because that's my job.
>>339753725
Birds fly by multiple jumping if you think about it.
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I remember when I was little I wanted to run as fast as Sonic. I somehow could go fast. I took quick and short steps, kinda like a penguin. It felt great. I forgot how to do it now.
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>>339754145
>they don't take a warp pipe to work
You fucking Phillistines.
>>339753725
I liked how DMC did it, with a magical plataform aprearing just below Dante's feet so he could take another impulse.
>>339755551
You're right, I should ring your mother to pick me up tomorrow.
A bird taking flight is basically double jumping repeatedly
>>339753847
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>>339755551
>they don't use a pixel perfect algorithm to summon a glitched door that will spawn them already at the end of the work day with all their work done for them
I'm disappointed in each and every one of you
>>339756121
That can turn you into a tranny tho
>>339753725
Sure. You jump off of air molecules. Duh
>>339756239
Anon, that's if you screw up
I know you guys would probably not believe me but my friend actually told me he DID double jump after school one time, he says it was really tricky and he can't do it all the time
Could you double jump on a low-gravity planet? Or something with a dense atmosphere?
Maybe push enough atmosphere down with your feet to jump on a pocket of air?
>>339756390
I believe you cause there was this one kid in my class that did it a couple times during P.E.
even the teacher was impressed
