OOOOH SHIT!!
John Wick just heard you killed his motherfucking dog and he is coming for you.
Only the last video game character you played as can save you from him.
How fucked are you?
I'm fucked
I think he might stand a chance
All black, one gunman
John Wick
That's a badman
All black, one gunman
John Wick (x6)
>>339745972
So I played Stellaris, and I was the emperor of a military republic which was the most powerful faction in the galaxy. I think I'm okay.
>>339745972
I'm pretty sure Cloud is gonna be okay.
I think Wick's gonna have a hard time.
Momiji from DOA?
His boner would probably be so bad that he passed out from blood lose. Afterwards I can possibly manage.
looks like it is going to be a 'hot' fight
>>339745972
I don't know why I would have killed a dog though. Dogs are ultimate bros.
But that's okay because my Morrowind Sorcerer would just cast a Calm Humanoid spell that will give me the opportunity to explain how this is all a misunderstanding.
>>339745972
Wick would blow up her mech and then headshot her and then me within 10 seconds.
>>339745972
I'll be fine,
Bring it on motherfucker
ah shit
Prosecutor Edgeworth.
Grimgor ironhide
I should be good if it's a fight, but any real attempt at being subtle on wicks side and I'm boned.
>>339748914
Same here. Playing through AAI?
>Hunter from MH
I mean, he hunts big ass monsters no problem. One should hope he can take on a one-man army.
A manlet to defend me
>WAR witch hunter.
I'm fucked
>>339745972
I'm good
>>339749401
>implying
>>339749671
>5ft 6"
>>339747138
>John tell doom slayer that you killed his dog
>Doomslayer know the loss of a Pet friend
Pressing F for your respect anon because you are DOUBLE FUCKED
>>339746621
>look up "autism" in the dictionary
>two pages dedicated to just this picture and nothing else
get fucked
>>339749725
That's not manlet
>>339749968
Come on man
>Nelson Tethers, FBI
Well he's clearly a good shot, but I think I'm still fucked unless John is incredibly obsessed with crosswords
I think im fine
>>339745972
Does he count? If the answer is "yes" - I'm fucked.
I hope he runs fast enough.
>>339746621
>9gag
frankly I dont know what would happen but I hope it ends with tities
>>339748442
>SHOOTS YOU BEFORE YOU GET IN THE COCKPIT
GG FAGLORD
>>339745972
Will Keanu ever get his vengeance?
he will get in space, decloak me, no get reckt in bombing and kill all my clones.
Get fucked.
>>339745972
I'm thinking he's back.
![Bundeswehr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29ryszu.jpg "Bundeswehr[1].jpg")
I'm in good hands.
>>339750196
Info's good. Fuck if it's from 9gag.
>>339749968
>sub 6 foot
>not a manlet
>>339745972
Might end up neat
Sure, she's a little girl, but she's possesed by the soul of a master swordsman. She's got this.
>>339750638
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGTH , OK AHAHAHAHA .
I'd never kill a dog.
>>339749996
>>339750570
Fucking faggots. Shorter people can build muscle way easier, nobody even fucking cares. I'd like to see you cunts say this shit with fucking nightmare running at you pussy fags
>>339745972
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>339750794
i miss my pupper
>>339750796
Ok Gnome.
>>339745972
>+10 butcher knife
>lothric shield
>15 etus flasks and +10 undead bone shard
I'll be fine.
>>339751031
lanky cunt
He is PROOF that shorter people can be cool
>Runescape Protagonist
I'd say I'm safe, but that retard always ends up letting people get killed. At least I know, in the end, protagonist will come out on top because that's what MMO Protagonists always do.Also I'd likely just let him kill me. I can't stand the idea of hurting an animal, let alone killing one. If I accidently killed someone elses pet I'd leave myself to whatever judgment they saw fit.
>>339750754
Nigga, she could probably slash whatever bullets he shoots in half.
>>339751271
Go back to the shire mate
>>339749647
this
>>339750593
Time for the best showdown ever.
>>339751118
>he has a literal gun
you're fucked, m8
>>339747737
NERF THIS!
>>339747348
YOU HAVE MADE FERNANDO ANGRY!
>>339750335
I SALUT YOU!
..................................
I think I am fine.
oh this sucks.
why is hon the last game i've played...
>>339751619
there are still people playing? Really like her ult btw.
People always say DoTA2 is better, but HoN got some really cool heroes like Empath.
>Nomad
I think I'll be fine
>>339745972
If i had killed his dog id just turn myself in to him OP. Killing his dog is an assholish thing to have done.
>>339751750
45k people online.
I'm good.
>>339750237
>Fei survives because of DBZ Hokuto no Ken bullshit
>>339745972
POP POP IMA GUN GOD GIMME DA MONI BRRAP BRRAP FOKKA.
Zarya will hug him like big fuzzy Siberian bear
I'm safe pham
>>339750796
>short people get buff
Learn how muscles work, longer is stronger and by sheer virtue of the length of my limbs I will always be naturally faster and stronger than a manlet unless he went full roid monkey to even the playing field
>>339752671
This is truth. Take first semester physics and learn about mechanical advantage.
>>339750080
nigga, he's just going to get shot.
>>339752023
>Having the Blundergod protecting you
You're dead meat, m80
With or without mech
;)
>phantasy star online
>lvl100 RaCast
Superhuman endurance, durability, strength, reaction speed and insane accuracy, Wick had no chance.
>>339752618
Ayy me too.
Is there any video game character who can defeat Wonder Red?
Fully bought out Counter-Terrorist.
Since John Wick is basically a 2000's deagle fragmovie I need some luck I guess.
Max can't protect people for shit, but at least he'd go on a revenge murder spree for me.
>>339747361
Jason go to bed.
>>339746158
Is she freezing her fucking vag?
That's fucking cold.But also sorta hot?
>>339745972
Regardless of what last video game character I played as, I don't think I'm fucked.
He heard I killed his dog, but I didn't
I would wait for him to arrive and explain myself
He'll realize somebody set me up and all will be well.
>>339745972
>Only the last video game character you played as can save you from him.
I like my chances.
>>339753904
>drill spring
Whoever made this fucked up
>Zeratul
I think I'm good.
>>339755090
Nigga you know that's an actual morph in the game, right?
>>339754285
>anyone going revenge for you
>>339755445
That's not the problem. The problem is that drill spring is shit and objectively worse than default spring
>>339755746
Well yeah but if he didn't put it in the list you'd have people going "you forgot drill spring". Not like it's the only culprit, like why the fuck is Unite Ball in the list either, nobody uses the fucking ball, get real.
>>339745972
he won't know what hit him
>>339750196
>>339750510
There you go
>>339746621
>only 49 headshots
Scrub.
>>339745972
Welp, I'm completely fucked.
Not like he can touch me from fucking Space anyway.
>>339756995
>nvidia the ship
>>339745972
Not fucked in the slightest. This morning I finally at level 90 something unlocked the technology that lets me upgrade my cyber implants to level 10.
![CQu9IwRWUAAkx4j[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8TS4NaN.jpg "CQu9IwRWUAAkx4j[1].jpg")
I go on google and type "Köksal Baba".
Let's see which one of you gets me first, Wick. You fucking sickle-cell pussyfart.
>>339755918
spike ball+spring mine+ unite bomb spinner is really broken actuallu
>>339745972
my frigate will defeat Wick
She was a Captain in the Egyption Army and has faced robots, so idk...
Hmmmm.....
>>339745972
>doom 2 doomguy
good fucking luck johnny boy
>Mercy
Maybe she'll ult after he kills me
>>339758068
but she'll be dead too
I'm the most fucked here.
>>339745972
>i play payday as john wick
>>339745972
>Crane from Dying Light
I'm fucked
>sword of the berserk: Gut's Rage
Sorry Johnny.
>>339745972
the motherfucking white wolf
I'll be alright
>A battleframe pilot wearing the Electron frame
I should be good.
>>339758425
Guts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Geralt
He'll shoot your head.
>>339758553
>Upgraded Ques
gg shitter.
>>339750954
I'm sorry anon. If it's any consolation I have a pup named Shiloh and he's the most kindly dog I've ever known.
As long as she's actually spurred to action or otherwise compelled by some external force I'm not fucked at all.
If she's just in the area by happenstance I'm done for.
He also might just happen to say "You killed my motherfucking dog" when she's within earshot and then I'm fucked in all holes.
Even John Wick cannot outsmart boolit.
>>339750208
She's magic, she'll handle it easy
And then she'll handle you
I'm safe
>>339758681
Living a life of delusion must be fun.
>>339745972
I think I'll be A-OK.
I have a goddess to protect me
>>339759176
My nigger.
>party from EO 1 Untold
>P R
>He T A
My only chance is Hexer/Troubadour/Alchemist pulling some crazy magic shit
If I get control of his army as well I should be ok.
>>339745972
I'd like to see him fucking try
Make sure to play shitty weeb music at my funeral.
>>339745972
>Venom Snake
I'd pay money for this
>>339745972
I'm gonna die and likely pic related is too.
If I get the full might of the USAF then I can just bomb him to oblivion.
Otherwise I'm just a 62 year old guy with a pistol.
I guess I'm fine? I think?
>>339760049
>John wick walks into the room
>Gets gun down by a camping bastion in a corner
>His Last words are ''Fucking Bastion''
>My character can slow, stop and rewind time
Uh.
I mean he's fine I guess.
>>339745972
Mr.Wick i would like you to meet my friend.
Say hello to um.......well........don't worry about his name it's not important.
>some wimpy kid in some shit indie game
I'm dead
>>339745972
Reminder that this was a cringy teenage revenge-masturbation flick.
4 out of fucking 10 overrated garbage.
>hurr umuh suber 1337 hashashin
>gets caught
>gets rescued
>gonna be killed
>gets saved
>does stupid, pants-on-head retarded shit
>doesn't die
>becomes an emotional fucking schoolboy
>we're supposed to find this endearing
into the fucking trash you faggots
>>>>>>>>>/tv/
Who would win?
No mechs.
John Wick is fucked.
Unless Genji's skill is the same as when I play him, in that case I'm dead.
>>339746158
>>339749620
>>339750129
>>339754635
>>339758228
You're all fucking fine.
Wick is a retarded over-hyped bitch-boy.
Command and conquer guy and Geralt.
i might be fine
>ashen one
>full armor
>roll
>roll
2ez
>>339745972
>DOOM GUY
>Original DOOM GUY at that
I am the complete opposite of fucked
I'm Command Shepard and this is my favorite thread on 4chan
>Last played the Eyes of Heaven demo
Yare yare daze
>>339745972
Its high noon!
>>339745972
>Geralt
Witchers may be fast enough to block and dodge arrows but he's no match against bullets
>>339750954
Same here anon;_;
>>339749968
Spotted the manlet
Commander Shepard
Wick is going to die in an extremely painful manner.
>>339745972
Not very fucked.
Wick is just a mongrel, after all.
>>339749968
Tell yourself that
>>339745972
>dawn of discovery
come at me bro i'm behind 7 islands
Salam Alliakum
Quakeguy <3
>>339745972
Trick question. Everyone ITT dead.
>>339745972
>Stalker from MWO
I'l be fine
>ace of spades guy
I'll just drop a bridge on him.
It seems I live to see another day wooo
>>339745972
Overall Warframe with Rakta Cernos, Sonicor, and Prime Scindo. Poor Wick, should have known those were just slanderous rumors. I'd never hurt a puppy. Now John is dead.
>>339745972
I'm pretty sure Franks kill count is in the thousands
>>339764086
Pfft, he's not even peak-human by most fictional standards. Wick gets his ass beat by anyone short of the Animal Crossing protagonist.
>>339761750
>wen u dont get da (yoo) for yur bait
>>339745972
Kyle Katarn From Mysteries of the sith. I think im good
>>339765802
I just fought this son of a bitch this morning in JKA. Shit was fun as hell
>>339765802
You think lightsabers deflect bullets?
>>339767678
I'd say it would vaporize the bullets, or at the lest, melt them. The real question is: does the melted lead get deflected or not?
>>339768016
Bullets would turn into a bunch of flying metallic pieces, they are actually fairly effective vs lightsabers in star wars non-disney canon
Still, there's no reason Katarn couldn't take him out simply because he can't deflect the bullets with his saber. Tuskens sometimes use projectile based weapons like that, too.
>>339756257
James mufuckin' Hopkins would leave John Wick stuck in a trash can while he makes out with his girlfriend.
![gfs_177441_2_7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XIboWS9.jpg "gfs_177441_2_7[1].jpg")
>>339745972
>>339768178
I'd actually argue that any Jedi worth his salt would be able to just use the force to stop the bullets mid air like Neo, or at the very least just force push them away without the need of a lightsaber.
John Wick? He's a fuggin' pussy.
>>339768570
Probably. At the very least, if they have the reflexes to deflect blaster bolts they probably have the reflexes and ability to just dodge the fucking bullets Neo style. And Jedi have the ability to fight from range with the force anyways (lightning, telekinetic shit)
![dyelchris[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a83hKKB.jpg "dyelchris[1].jpg")
Safe
>>339745972
Last i played as was waffen ss wuth an mg42
Am i good? He also has access to kubelwagons halftracks and stg44's
![Archaon-Everchosen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fC9ZU19.jpg "Archaon-Everchosen[1].jpg")
John Wick won't do shit to me, but our world is doomed.
![73EC35F08D0EC900EB70329B52B4BE13A53443D4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fcHP4j8.jpg "73EC35F08D0EC900EB70329B52B4BE13A53443D4[1].jpg")
>>339745972
lmao bring it you gun toting pleb
>>339761990
He killed three men with a pencil.
A fucking pencil.
![E0C0B7F7A2ACD5B530A9C91B7E63A9B7469D4658[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xHQlHdF.jpg "E0C0B7F7A2ACD5B530A9C91B7E63A9B7469D4658[1].jpg")
>>339769798
YOU.
GET OUT.
>>339769585
Nah, you're probably fucked.
>>339745972
>Bb hunter
I'm ok
>>339770353
>soldier 76
IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>>339765695
Wasn't bait.
Your moviefu should be erased from existence.
