Why do you play as a girl in video games?
>>339740418
Why is that recommended?
cause they cute
I always play as the little boy
I'd rather look like a pedophile than a gay pedophile
Depends. If its a character I'm going to be making a little RP story for then I'll usually make a male because that's what I understand.
If I don't give a shit its always female. Every Monster Hunter since the first, I've rocked that lovely steel Rathian gown.
>>339740554
If you play as a cute girl long enough, you will want to become one.It happened to me
>>339740554
No one likes a faggot
>>339740554
You'll lose your sense of identity and soon enough won't be able to tell reality apart.
>>339740418
>Why do you play as a girl in video games?
cause it would feel weird not playing as my gender
>>339740418
Because I can't change Lara's gender.
>>339740670
Same, but for different reason.
>>339740418
Cause Dawn's hat >>>>>>>>> guy's hat
And seeing as I'll be staring at that shit for over 100 hours the choice is pretty easy
>>339740418
>>339740843
>playing a girl
>in pokemon
whats the point? that overhead view removes the "I like to look at girls" argument. You're just roleplaying as a girl in pokemon, there is nothing to look at.
>roleplaying a girl
>not gay
uwot m8?
>>339741202
Kill yourself, whore.
>>339740418
I'm a white male and I'm going to play as a black female in the next pokemon game
and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>339741851
I can call you a faggot
>>339741202
D-Do you live near Georgia
>>339740418
Because the male dying sound is worse than the female.
>>339740418
>You better never play elf, orc, cyborg, undead, etc. If you're not playing white human male what's wrong with you? Also you better only play games like call of duty, because magic and shit isn't real you delusional faggots.
This is you.
>>339741851
Why?
>>339741202
Tits or GTFO.
>>339741851
>that small hint of bra
>poofy clothes hiding that petite figure
>small hint of belly under the shirt
>them legs
The sluts from B/W have been dethroned as best pokegirl
>>339742252
You appear to be projecting
are girls naturally better in ganes?
>>339742404
cause it's fun playing as a monkey
>>339740554
Guess they expected you to self insert in the game
>>339742543
You appear to not understand that playing something other than yourself is okay.
>>339742464
Back to /b/ with you filthy tripfag.
Kill yourself.
Also keep it on please so you stay filtered.
>>339741202
LONDON???????
>>339742664
yeah haha their so much better than silly bois xD
>>339742664
Jesus christ
>>339742664
>this function returns an int
>then proceeds to explain what an integer is
only thing that bothered me right there
>>339742664
The problem here is her audience is primarily female thus the point was missed on them.
Because I want to be a little girl.
that
fucking
ass
>>339740418
...because I fantasize about taking over a female's body just to see what it feels like to be a total whore, then hopping back into my own body like nothing ever happened.
>>339741947
How does that make him a faggot?
>>339743173
far too big, yuck
Because I am one
i like looking at girls more than boys
>>339743365
>>339741202
Girls don't have dicks
>>>/lgbt/
>>339742664
why so many swift tags in those names?
>>339740418
triggered.jpeg
I just play whichever character I think looks better
Red
Gold
Brendan
Red
Dawn
Lyra
Both Hilbert and Hilda are great
Same with Nate and Rosa
Serena(Mostly because of the customization)
May
Both from SM look good, I'll probably pick thedelicious browngirl though.
>>339743454
>girls don't have dicks
thanks captain obvious
>>339743454
Boys can be girls too.
>>339742664
How about just return (a > b)?
fucking hell
>>339742492
If you look closely, it's more of a singlet than a bra.
Still, the porn will be fantastic. So much downblouse potential.
>>339740554
Nintendo wants your dreams to stay dreams.
That way they can keep selling them to you.Minus all the lewd bits, of course.
>>339743454
The best girls have dicks.
I just choose the design I prefer. I mostly buy both versions anyway so I play female on one and male on the other.
>>339740418
Because I'm a girl.
>>339740418
Pokemon is literally the only game I self insert in. Every other game it's a mix of cute grill characters and big tough guys.
>>339743689
That's a boolean expression. It returns either a 1 or a 0, not the number stored in the variable.
Change your major immediately.
>>339740418
Because I already played as a male and I like variety on second+ gameplays.
I always play as a male first time, every time.
>>339743365
Post ur qt toes.
>>339743689
>return (a > b)
a == 50
b = 100
you code returns 0.
>>339741851
the options here seem to play as a cute girl or to play as a different cute girl
>>339742664
>this will actually piss off fat virgins and trigger them
This picture is hilarious. Those women are so fucking retarded that I can't even comprehend why you would feel anything but pity for them.
How are you supposed to /u/ with a Male MC?
>>339742464
back to /b/ or reddit you fucking tripfag
>>339740418
In Pokemon I start as the male for my first run, then I play as the girl for the second.
Usually they're cuter and they have better customization choices. In Y my male looked like a nu-male, but my female looked like a red-clad pimp.
>>339744046
Fuck off you freak
>>339743393
But in XBCX it's better to self insert as a pretty boy and party exclusively with women and L
>tfw it's so easy to convince people on the internet you're a girl
>But as soon as you tell them you're Bill Murray they turn into diehard skeptics
>STILL can't customize clothes and stuff in Pokemon
what the fuck are they even doing over there? I just want to create my own pokegirl. god damn son.
>>339743365
post forehead
>>339744052
You mean play as a cute tomboy or cute genki.
>>339744338
no must be all women
L can come too
'Cause I feel like it.
I usually play as the boy, though.
>>339740554
Easier to self-insert.
>>339741851
Playing as aryan boy first run of Moon, whenever I pick up Sun for a replay I'll play as the black girl.
>>339740554
because if you forget that you're playing in the third person rather than as an avatar of yourself, you might get tripped up over someone saying, "well you are a girl, after all." That's about it.
>>339744429
You could in XY, and while it's not 100% confirmed the first trailer for SM showed the boy with different colors of the default pants and shirt, so it's likely back.
>>339740418
Because I don't want a guy's ass shoved in my face the whole time
>>339743314
Is that you, Ireland?
>>339743454
What if they have a feminine penis?
>>339744193
>Play as white Serena
>/u/ with little brown girl
>Play as brown Moon
>/u/ with little white girl
Thank you, Pokémon Company
>>339745593
There are no asses in pokémon you fag
>There are people who buy both versions instead of arranging with someone they know to buy different versions
It's like you don't even have siblings senpai
>>339742492
I honestly believe the poofy blouse is there so fat girls can self-insert as well, because the girl can be either slim or fat underneath the poofiness. Pokemon is going surprisingly PC these past few gens.
Which is a good thing, especially with all the brownish characters lately. I've spoken to some black people who've been to Japan and they're treated like some sort of extreme rarity. This way Japanese kids might realise there's all kinds of skin colours out there.
>>339740418
because i like my girls with penises and i want to be the shemale/futa
>>339747227
You don't even have to do that, since you can trade directly with your friends online.
You haven't needed to get both versions since Diamond and Pearl.
>>339747227
I just play with my friends. But trading Pokemon with your little brother is cool too I guess nerd
>>339740418
because I'm playing a character, not myself. I play both male and female characters, different races, different species, whatever the fuck.
I don't self insert.
What are you some autist that makes the characters look just like you too?
>>339740418
I pick the better looking one
>>339747227
My brother is older and as normie as it gets. And I have no friends.
Also I just like having one version that I never restart and one that I replay several times
>>339742492
>poofy clothes hiding that petite figure
Muh nigga.
Not enough of it.
>>339748278
Same.
Boy designs have been awful since DPPt, haven't picked boy since Ruby. But I'm honestly gonna choose boy this time around I think.
>>339746651
Hot.
I especially like the hairs.
>>339748383
What must your brother think of you? Why do you have no friends? Are your parents disappointed?
>>339748690
Well if his brother's a normie then he probably doesn't think much of anything.
>tfw will never be a cute girl
>>339749059
Not him, but you think normies don't think? They just channel their thoughts into things like work, women and health instead of which gender or skin colour they want to be in the latest Japanese video game about catching bugs.
>>339748690
He doesn't care much for me, but he doesn't hate me or anything. We are just very diffferent. I don't talk to him about my "weird" hobbies anyway. I'm good at keeping up a normie-like fassade.
Well, I have "online friends". I'm too passive and too much of a social recluse to keep up RL friendships. I generally don't care much about people I don't like too much.
My mom often bitches at me for being home all day if I don't have uni, but I follow an education. Mentioning that is often enough to shut her up. Still bothers me about getting a part-time job even though I don't really need one
Whenever I play a female avatar in an MMO, everyone thinks I'm male.
I guess my speech patterns have been affected from over a decade on this imageboard. I don't even know how to talk or act like a woman now.
>>339749285
They definitely do not think. It is why they are such good consumers.
>>339748597
You frighten me.
>>339749370
Use emoticons such as ^__^ and :3 often. Make sure to add ~ at the end of some of your sentences.
>>339749285
Normies have no passion and no real own interests.
That's why all of them tend to have really stereotypical thinking and just like the same dull things everyone else likes.
Because anything else would need thinking about your own opinions and passions, but somehow they are not able to do that. They just wanna be conform with anything that is normal.
>>339749665
That is literally all it takes.
>>339745007
asscave
>>339749665
That just makes you sound like a shitty faggot. Real girls don't do that, maybe obnoxious 13 year old weeb girls.
>>339749665
Pretty much.
>>339749665
as a side note:
make sure you use the full ^__^, not just ^^
t. German
>>339740418
Because I feel like it.
>>339749921
That may be true, but dumb asses believe it anyways
>>339749921
You are SO misinformed, my dude
>>339740418
Living vicariously through an avatar.
Handsome men or beautiful women, really. Why play as a fat, ugly slob?
>>339740418
>The recommendation
literally why
>>339749921
It just werks dude. People are retarded enough to get baited by it.
>>339750014
>not gerwoman
opinion invalidated
>>339749665
The idea makes me ill, but I guess that's the price I'd have to pay if I wanted e-boyfriends to give me free pixels.
Too much trouble.
>>339750093
That is true.
>>339750139
No, you're just one of the dumbasses that believe that shit.
>>339750217
But why would you want to bait the retarded ones? It's like stealing candy from a baby. Too easy, no fun.
>>339749404
>>339749701
I guess that really sets them apart from the average Pokemon fan who buys any and all new titles.
>>339742664
>if (a < b)
>return b;
>/*return b if a is greather than b*/
No shit, Sherlock!
>>339748506
>chose boy once since kind of wanted to change it up
>terrible decision since it's the one game where girls actually get more options
I'll probably go with girl since her hat was shown to be a flower, not a glove.
>>339740418
it makes more sense in fallout 4 a crazy mom who looks for her missing son
Mostly because I can, and because maybe it offers a different perspective/dialogue or whatever. If playing as a female is exactly the same as playing as a male, then I pick a male.
>>339747227
I do. My sister usually gets the opposite version as me, and my brother gets both versions.
My brother and I aren't getting Sun/Moon, though. Not after X/Y/OR/AS. My brother absolutely refuses to play while Fairy types still exist, and I refuse to play until they're nerfed.
That's why you go after the retards. Get your shit quick and easy, then get out. Going full roleplay mode like this fag wants: >>339750352 is a waste of time and is usually done by literal faggots.
>>339750741
>My brother absolutely refuses to play while Fairy types still exist, and I refuse to play until they're nerfed
A family of autitsts. Quaint.
>>339750783
>implying you're not a complete literal faggot by pretending to be a girl in any way
>>339750741
>Not after X/Y/OR/AS
I get OR/AS but whats wrong with X/Y?
B/W (2) was better but X/Y were still fun imo
>>339750918
I wish my family was this autistic. Every single family member is a complete normie. No one even likes video games. Kill me.
>>339750918
Opposite. He's almost normie core and refuses to play with "that faggoty shit".
I just think it's retarded that the type that was supposed to balance Dragons ended up killing the type and becoming even stronger than Dragons in Gen 5. It's like introducing snakes to take care of a rat problem.
>>339750783
Meant for: >>339750330
>>339750925
OR/AS was better than X/Y by the simple fact that it was at least based on a good game. X/Y was awful. The region, the trainers, the Pokemon, the nostalgia pandering. It's the Skyware Sword of Pokemon games.
>>339750923
Did I break your heart online, little man?
>>339751221
No.I am not a man :^)
>>339740418
Because the alternative would be less immersive
>>339740418
I don't because I'm a manchild that likes to self insert.
Change things up a bit, I guess.I secretly wish I was a girl. I genuinely feel I could be a better woman than most women. I know that becoming a tranny will never make me happy or satisfied because I'd want to be a beautiful woman fucking other beautiful women. That's why I've dedicated my life to becoming as healthy as I can be, and saving a lot of money, so I can cryogenically freeze myself as soon as the technology becomes available if it does at all within my lifetime. I have a feeling I will live to see myself on my deathbed putting my whole life on hold waiting for a moment that would never arrive.
>>339740418
Because I am a girl.
>>339751478
>change things up
That's literally the most boring, generic /r9k/ story ever. Yawn
>>339751478
>I genuinely feel I could be a better woman than most women.
You are wrong.
>>339751478
I don't think it would be too hard to be a woman. As long as you have your male mind and a female body, you could rule the world.
Hit all the right tones, use your natural advantage (breasts) to get what you want.
>>339740418
Don't get me wrong, I play boy characters when I want to play silly gimmicks.
IE Fat guys, old guys, characters I make by mashing random on the character creator, characters that have some kind of insanely stupid gimmick that I would normally never use in a normal setting (such as my fists-only parry build in Dark Souls)
But when I want something pretty? I take the time and make a pretty girl. Partially it's because I'm biased when it comes to 'pretty'. Mostly it's because male options in video games suck dick. You CAN'T make handsome males in 99% of all games made. They either look like overgrown twelve year olds or aged, hairy bricks with FAS faces.
>>339747596
But you can clearly see her thighs in those clothes and they give her away as slim.
>>339751478
You really don't anon
You really don't
>>339751692
But not all guys like breasts, right?
...Right?
>>339742998
That's the thing that bothered you?
Not the fact that it doesn't work when both inputs are the same?
I feel like I'm in a minority of guys who prefers cute women to "beautiful" women. Maybe it's just because all of the 10/10s I've met have been complete whores or stuck up beyond belief. I'd much rather a cute, shy wife than a demanding, pretty wife.
>>339751867
Depends. Some guys like big breasts, some guys like small breasts. As long as you have something there and a lack of dick in your pants, you'll be fine.Out of my last 3 girlfriends, none of them were bigger than B-32
>>339751924
I think it's because "cute" women seem more accessible. There are a lot of really hot women on my campus who have complained that guys don't hit on them, and most guys admitted that it's because their looks are intimidating.
>>339751924
I'm with you man, I just don't find what is generally considered "beautiful" that attractive.
>>339752195
It's not really that I think they'll be bitchy, just that I prefer cute things.
There are hot women out there with good personalities, but I don't see a lot of guys willing to risk the chance, because there are some pretty nasty women out there that will absolutely destroy a guy for daring to ask them out. Public shaming hurts.
>>339751924
Yeah, cutes are the way to go.By my experience, they also tend to be way more clingy, which is a trait I like.
>>339751924
>>339752382
>>339752529
Low test betas. But that's expected of this board.
![New-Looks-Wellness-Spa-Salon-Beautiful-Woman-Sexy-Pose[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pN6wggm.jpg "New-Looks-Wellness-Spa-Salon-Beautiful-Woman-Sexy-Pose[1].jpg")
>>339752382
>Beauty marks
>Long faces
>pulled back short hair
>Tons of blush and lipstick
>Angular face
It's awful. I'm not against using makeup around the eyes, since that stuff can be literal magic to a woman's looks, but anything around the cheeks/mouth is repulsive. You're supposed to be able to kiss a woman without her leaving residue on your lips.
Pic related is repulsive, though her hair is kind of nice.
>>339752125
Then maybe I have a chance.
>>339751924
>tfw nobody prefers fujos with non-feminine personalities
O-ok
![Amber-Heard-Most-Beautiful-Woman-2016[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PzWXpZH.jpg "Amber-Heard-Most-Beautiful-Woman-2016[1].jpg")
>>339752736
If you find this attractive, that's good for me, since that means less competition for the good looking (cute) girls.
>>339751789
Don't pretend like you can understand people's hearts.
>>339752827
There's a reason why fujoshitters are called "rotten girls."
Fujotrash don't care for 3D, so you'd literally have no chance.
>>339752808
Totally!
Chin up!
>>339752827
I prefer non-feminine personalities, desu senpai. It's much more interesting to talk to a person who isn't trying to get you to be interested in them, because that makes conversation annoying as shit.
As long as "non-feminine" doesn't mean "I'm a complete slob of a person who has developed no personality traits that others might be endeared to", IE shitheads like Elliot Rodgers or Amber Heard.
>>339752827
>>339753067
Sounds like you just want to date men. You two should hook up.
>>339752390
Man, I just want a gf with similar taste in vidya as me that doesn't look like a downie. Too bad it's never gonna happen.
>>339751478
Basically this. I hope and believe that it will be possible to get a transplant into an opposite sex clone of yourself, at least for guys. It is possible to create XX from XY by copying the X chromosome.
I know this may just be a fantasy, but it's the only thing that keeps me going.
Boys are cuter
>>339752736
>Has different tastes in women.
>Calls people beta over having a differing taste.
It's okay to like them either sexy or cute, man.You'd usually find sexy to be cute or cute to be sexy, but there's always a main thing you like.
![82f631750d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OUOCHck.png "82f631750d[1].png")
>>339752808
You're talking as if that wasn't obvious. It's about a 40-60 split in favor of big tits.
>All these people wanting to be a woman
Trust me, you don't
You think you do, but you don't.
Just try, just try picturing having a million voices talking in your head all at once. It doesn't end.
There are species of fly that have a better attention span than I do.
>>339753538
Sounds like you're just crazy :/
>>339753153
The only reason I wouldn't is because I'm not attracted to penises or copious amounts of body hair where there should not be.
Men are just more fun to talk to. In my Skype group, there are 6 women and 4 men, not including me, and I find talking to the men in there much more engaging. To be fair, the women in the group are a bunch of lusty fujoshits that want someone, anyone, to dick them, and the men in there just want to play vidya and talk about stuff that interests us.
>>339753538
>try picturing having a million voices talking in your head all at once
I don't have to imagine that.
>>339744370
>Bill Murray plz leave.
>only boy or girl
..........SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH............
>>339740554
Lying to yourself isn't healthy.
>>339753159
You'd think so. The one girlfriend I had that enjoyed the same vidya as me was absolutely repulsive as a person. I spend only like an hour a week grooming myself - taking care of facial hair, making sure I don't smell bad, washing myself, brushing my teeth - but she spends maybe an hour a month. She didn't even know how to wash her vagina properly, and there was goo coming out of it.
Needless to say, I tried to keep the relationship pure, sexually. As a person, she was too lazy to even help out with chores. I had to cook for her, clean for her, wash her clothes for her, and go shopping solo. It was like raising a child. I want an equal, not a child.
>>339753538
That's not cause you're a woman, you're just crazy and stupid.
To be fair, most women have that problem, but not all.
>a girl posts and everyone freaks out
Wew lad
>>339753608
Sounds like you haven't had your first bleed yet.
>>339753538
>Implying
That's what it's like being black. I have this constant buzzing noise going off in the back of my mind, too.
Only a quarter black, mind you, but still. I've heard from my darky friends that it's like that for them, too.
>>339754197
We are all equals here, comrade. /v/ is a dick-worshiping board.
>>339741534
Did you not plat any game where their ass is literally in your face at the start of every battle, you retard?
BW with Touko as the PC was one of the greatest examples of eye candy in a video game.
>>339754161
Don't lie faggot, that was half the reason you were attracted to her. Her self esteem was SO low and she NEEDED you, both of which made your weeb ass feel secure in having a relationship.
I'm willing to bet she was... 5'3" and 250lbs?
I'll tell you a secret...it was me
Red > Leaf
Ethan > Lyra
Brendan < May
Lucas < Dawn
Hilbert = Hilda
Nate < Rosa
Calem < Serena
In Pokemon most of the time the girl is better.
>>339754547
Low self-esteem isn't that big of a problem in women, but there's a difference between having low self-esteem and being a child in a woman's body. It's no different than dating a neckbeard as a woman.
>>339754161
I had the same problem. It's not nice. My ex was a depressed loser who never wanted to do anything, just play vidya all day. Didn't even graduate from school.
I thought it would get better after a while, but after a few years nothing changed still. It makes you feel so unsatisfied and frustrated.
![3579d43687[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pVBkIbC.jpg "3579d43687[1].jpg")
>>339754384
I'll show you eye candy
>>339742664
Both of these codes are shit for entirely different reasons.
>>339741851
Fuck, the new girls got no tits and looks to have no ass either. Now there's no reason to play her.
>>339754173
>man tries to understand mind of woman.jpg
Great! exactly what I expected from /v/!
>>339754805
Because some women don't like to think of themselves as an equal person to their boyfriend/husband. It's such a shitty personality flaw. A lot of them take it to the extreme, where they become either extremely sadistic and cruel, which leads to the feminazi problem, or they become extremely masochistic and lifeless. Neither is a good option.
At least there's a healthy amount of women who can see their s/o for a human being, with personality flaws, struggles, and strengths of their own. It's only the extremes on either side of the spectrum.Though the sadistic side is like 2/3rds of modern Western women, who grew up never being told that they were wrong and flip their shit if you tell them no once. Or maybe I'm just shitty at choosing girlfriends?
>>339754547Tfw 5'4" and 240lbs
>>339754976
tfw none of us can understand each other
>>339755347
>>339754547
>tfw male
>tfw went from 5'3" 260 pounds down to 5'3" 210 pounds in just a year of eating sandwiches, oatmeal, and light exercise
I'm feeling better than ever. I haven't even checked my weight in 3 months because I want to surprise myself when I hit 180.
We're all gonna make it, bros. We're all gonna make it.
>>339754976
>assuming I'm a man
Definitely stupid.
>>339755637
Keep up those good habits anon. It isn't too hard once you get going!
>>339742664
>other codes comment isn't //you should know what this does
>>339755637
Is there anything better than losing weight when you're overweight?
>5'6"
>went from 210 to 130 in six months
Felt great.
>>339742664
Wait... why is Karlie Kloss coding? WHERE ARE THE HOT SUPERMODELS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE, FUCK.
>>339740418
I don't because im not a 25 year old virgin
>>339753538
Way I figure it, it just replaces all the sexual urges with emotional ones and all the emotional urges with sexual ones.
Which considering it's like a 90/10 split and most of the conjecture here is sexual in nature would be the mother of disappointment lmao
I'd be a cute girl if I could keep my guy brain.
>>339756541
Still lying at this age, jimbo?
>>339756335
>Is there anything better than losing weight when you're overweight?
Nothing. It's even better than taking a huge shit and feeling accomplished that you managed to shit out the turdtanic.
>went from 210 to 130 in six months
Tell me your secrets. I've only managed 50 in a year. I would love to drop down to 130 by the end of 2016, that way I can at least be attractive to women who have a manlet fetish.
>>339750403
>if (b < a && a > b)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>else
>return 5
>that fucking comment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>no brackets for the if/else statements
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>339756970
Eating less than 500 calories per day.
>>339754221
Nah, you're just crazy. Go see a shrink
>>339754976
I think you're on the wrong website.
>different stats
Women are useless
>>339740418
Because I like girls. Especially Pokegirls. The newest one looks cute so how come people don't like her?
>>339759217
Because she is a flat chest and her hat is stupid!
>>339742664
>i = * ( long *) &y
This shit is the funniest part of the image
Of course /v/ focuses on the right side. Probably because they don't actually get the left
>>339759805
I only know * as an operator, seems to be kinda placed at random here.
>>339745007
>left girl
Never realized that Mok-Kos made it into a game. Scary.
The idea behind choosing a character with the same sex as you is that you are self-inserting yourself into the game. Despite what other say, it's not gay. That's like saying it's gay to have a penis if you're a guy. Also, if it's a multiplayer game that's even more reason to choose your proper character. You're basically telling everyone who you are.
With that said, what's wrong with people that choose opposite sex characters?
>>339759704
Do not bully her!
>>339754161
I spend almost all of my free time playing vidya and watching anime, yet I still shower and shave at least 3 times a week. Is it really that difficult for some people?
>>339755637
It took you an entire year to lose 40 lbs? Kys
>>339740418
I only played as a girl in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl because the male character's hat looks stupid and Dawn is cute.
>>339741851
literally wtf
>>339742664
>Left side is inverse square root from quake
Might as well just throw in Carmack's comments for the yuks
>>339762550
>BATTLE AXE
>BATTLE AXE
>BATTLE AXE
>>339762819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root#Overview_of_the_code
I meant the "what the fuck?" part
It would further emphasize the male's inability to articulate what his code does, while further emphasizing the females desire to inform
>>339762954
We've all been there.
>>339761527
beach shoes
http://www.frontgate.com/sockwa-x8-sport-shoes/657951?SourceCode=ZZ51120&cm_mmc=Comparison+Shopping-_-Google+Product+Listings-_-NA-_-NA&catargetid=120245420000887084&cadevice=c&gclid=CjwKEAjwsr-6BRCLvrj785rbhTsSJADjUxakfnuxs_ttnYM9PYUTmMx5wM7Ze_3b8VQkWgEDccm-1RoC61fw_wcB
>>339764694
well ill play as the not mentally retarded person then. ffs wearing beach shoes everyhwere
>>339764862
Nobody cares about what you think
>>339765250
???
>what is the actual thread for 500 trebek
>>339765250
I care but only because I have a semi chub and i'm rotating my pointer finger around my foreskin, leaving me in a caring state.
>>339740418
I don't.
She has a better outfit.
>>339744468
Not that anon
But that is the strangest, most innocuous request I've ever heard
>>339766323
>innocuous
You know he's gonna fap to it, don't you?
>>339766510
I pass judgement based on eyebrow and forehead acne
>>339743456
Because Karlie and TSwift are buddies because they look similar to each other.
>>339740418
I don't usually self insert
I use both genders across characters, usually by their archetype
Since I'm not gay, I'm also attracted to cute and sexy girls. It's not like I'm pretending to be that character, or using the character to represent my real self.
In games like Pokémon, I just run a guy. Difference is too insignificant to matter.
There are also the cases in which gender is quite significant in a game. For example, I'm currently playing a the female route in my P3P NG+ run, and there's a buttload of changes.
>>339740418
Because it's my fetish
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/GenderBendingnotallowed.jpg/
Why do you dumb fucking underage Redditors reply to such obvious bait? Retarded niggers think they have to justify themselves on an anonymous imageboard. I want neo-/v/ to leave.
>>339740418
I usually just click around this and that until I find something I like. in Dark Souls it was a big germanic blonde with a bun hairdo on top (didn't know I'd be playing the whole fucking game unhollowed) who had a great look for a knight; in Fallout NV it's a thin built latino, the stringy kind of strong, with a small/midsized mustasche because that fits someone who runs around the desert for a living.
>>339751221
SAUCE my nigger
>>339741202
LONDON
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>>339742664
>It is hacker code used to steal nude photos
This will never not be amusing.
>>339751135
When I got to that tower for the mega armband I stopped playing. I think I wouldve thrown my 3DS at the wall if I had played all the way through to see how fucking atrocious the Elite 4 stadium was.
They really need to take a page from the anime and make it a grand tournament in a big environment changing coliseum with spectators.
>>339767652
google image search, fag
>>339741202
>cause it would feel weird not playing as my gender
>she isn't into /ss/
kys desu
>>339741202
show tits, faggot
>>339764862
It takes place in pokemon Hawaii so it fits dawg. If it has clothing mechanics youll be able to change the shoes.
>>339740418
Because I love girls. I mean, unless romance is involved I have nothing to lose and everything to gain from playing as a girl.
>>339740418
tits
>>339740554
You should read the psych theory on video games and their altering effects on the human mind that are just waiting for enough successful control groups to get published.
