Games only you played. It sucked. My childhood was nothing but shit games.
>>339721767
I don't know, I never finished it but I tought it was pretty decent
>>339721767
>>339721767
Oh that's that old Serious Sam ripoff
>>339721767
>let's make it so that almost every weapon has to be reloaded after only a few shots, even the minigun
>oh, and the main grunt enemy should split upon death into two clones that can't be shot while they are doing their spawning animation
>oh, and let's make the other grunt type into a skellington with awkward animations that look like as if we never heard of skeleton-based animation, all done at what feels like choppy 10fps
Only Nitro Family was a worse Serious Sam clone.
>>339723190
Fucking loved the first Uprising.
It felt like Battlezone's more arcade-style little brother.
Sadly, while the second one had way better aesthetics, they dropped a lot of the strategy elements for some reason.
>>339721767
Cossacks: European wars. Still god tier
Divine Divinity
Sacrifice
Rune
Severence
And the shitty Castlevania also for the N64.
>>339721767
Hovering bumper cars with cannons simulator
Thank you dad for pirating like 200 weird and amazing ps1 games for me to play from the early internet.
Love you.
>>339723465
Is it the best Serious Sam clone then? I can't think of any others, and Painkiller feels like it's rooted in the same ground SS is, rather than in SS itself.
>>339723829
Oh fuck forgot this one fighter pilot game that was set in the pacific theater
>>339724330
played this on xbox, map editor was pretty slick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzG6hwb5l64
This game got me into fighting games as a kid.
It was this, Tekken, bloody roar and primal rage.
Fuck my childhood was awesome.
High Seas Havoc, anyone? Pretty good to be a Sonic Clon
>tfw you were so poor you only played shitty NES bootlegs
Just fucking kill me already
>>339721767
>My childhood was nothing but shit games.
mine too
it got so bad that i complete only medicore and shitty games, while i get bored quickly and drop the good ones
>>339724414
Painkiller is more Quake inspired.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mpelUhv.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
I think this was my first video game I ever played.
>>339722267
god that game was so cool, even though I missed the different types of towns
>>339724909
Come on, Jackie Chan's action kung fu was the shit
>>339724692
Undead horses and empire are the best teams in the first game.
![pc-50199-41362935798[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/azgJpHm.jpg "pc-50199-41362935798[1].jpg")
>>339724692
>implying Disciples wasnt very popular in Eastern Europe
Oh beautiful shareware times...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nxYkuGggw
>>339725256
True about the Undead Hordes
But the Legions of the Damned have a special place in my heart as the best-looking demons in vidya games
![princess-maker-2-ss5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/805uV1i.png "princess-maker-2-ss5[1].png")
Unironically enjoyed this game.
>>339724862
but I liked that game...
>>339723829
I played cossacks. My grandparents used to always get my brother and I weird pc games for christmas. I remember that year we also got Schizm and Traitor's Gate, which were both Myst style point and click puzzle games.
And my cousin got an interplay box set which included fallout 1 and 2 among others, lucky fuck. Luckily CDs burners were all the rage back then.
>>339725269
oh fuck
i remember this from one of those cds loaded with shareware
thanks for the nostalgia famalam
>>339725401
everyone has played and loves this game, it's universally accepted as amazing
you're not special
>>339724107
Rented it. Even as a 10 or 11 year old, I thought it was a clunky piece of shit
![descent[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wQ0cpzH.jpg "descent[1].jpg")
>>339725269
>Bloodlust Software's website has been sold away
Aw dang. Last time they were mentioned on /v/ it was up.
>>339725396
Why is there nothing that captures the wonder of Disciples 2.
Anybody else play this shit
>>339725551
>you're not special
Except it gets mentioned on /v/ once every couple of years, when I mention it.
You don't have to be cynicism overload, lad.
>>339723829
>>339725451
Cossacks is getting a sequel/remake, hopefully it turns out well.
Large scale battles, raiding upgraded mines, balls to the wall hard campaign, I want some.
>>339725578
That was one of my favorite fucking games ever. I need to find a way to play it again.
>>339725552
Yep, the controls were horrible, but I liked the atmosphere for some reason.
>>339725762
>3DO
>>339721767
>tfw coffeestain would rather continue making money off goat memeulator than make a new sanctum game
>>339725994
Wasn't Sanctum 2 shit?
I remember this game.
Sort of a bargain bin serious sam / painkller.
You could kill zeus on the final level by hiding behind his foot and hitting his sandal with a shovel repeatedly.
>>339725819
Why hasn't there been a good clone with modern graphics yet?
A shooter where you can move vertically, what a novel idea!
>>339726094
Will Rock, if I recall correctly?
It had the co-op campaign like Serious Sam too.
>>339725753
because its too good
>>339721767
I liked Op's game and picrelated for some reason
>>339724223
Holy damn this triggered some memories man. I completely forgot I ever played that shit. Played it a good amount too.
![Kung_Fu_Heroes_cart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xVymbhQ.jpg "Kung_Fu_Heroes_cart[1].jpg")
Played it in co-op with m brother. We never actually beat it, but got to the second to last level.
>>339726049
if it was shit then I would have posted a different game instead. The game was more than enjoyable if you got a few friends together.
>>339725624
I played the shit out of this. It was really good and I wanted more.
>>339724018
All I ever did was kill chickens, play the start over and over to watch my parents die....
Good game, would play again.
>>339726212
yes, correct.
an ubisoft attempt for an arena FPS
>>339726116
That crap resolution though.
Here's a game literally NOBODY has played here.
It's a cult classic in Eastern Europe though
>>339725259
That's the earliest game I can remember having akimbo pistols. I thought it was cool as shit.
Also pic related is my game. It was complete shit.
>>339725912
Croc 2 was the shit. I still get the menu theme stuck in my head every once in a while after all these years
>no one ever gave a flying shit about this game, yet its music gets performed by fucking orchestras due to it being composed by Chris Hülsbeck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nxYkuGggw
I was so young but it was so good
>>339725259
Nigger everyone's played rise of the triad
>>339721767
>slavshit complaining about shitty knock-offs by slavs
no change there then
>>339723829
>Rune
i'm in the middle of playing that
shit'spretty alright
>>339726397
>nearly dropping to zero food
I think I broke a sweat there.
>>339726451
Nah, I had a 100 in 1 NES cartridge and this game was in it, and I'm not even from europe.
The multiplayer and building mode was pretty fun.
>>339726587
derp
Zoop was my love, my religion... I was the only one who knew the beauty of this game. To this day, this game inspires me more than anything else, in every aspect of my life. Any other Zoop-heads out there will know what I mean
>>339724559
I played this too. The Ai was legendarily bad
>>339724139
Nope, I remember this one. Was a bretty decent FPS.
>>339726693
>building mode
Who /penismap/ here?
Fucking Tekwar man, miss this game.
literally never met a soul in my life to play it outside of myself
Anyone remembers this shit?
>>339726686
First blood.
And earthworm jim 1 and 2
This thingy.
>>339725098
Maybe aesthetically, but murderboxes and enemy count were more akin to Doom.
>>339726850
My friend used to do this.
I liked to create labyrinths with the indestructible metal blocks.
>>339726049
Sanctum 2 is comfy and relaxing as fuck with friends.
>>339724909
Wasn't this one common in russia and eastern europe for whatever reason?
>>339725479
Nice, never seen anyone else play Genewars
>>339727046
Wait a minute, Cossacks has resource gathering and base building?
I miss voxels
>>339726619
Ubisoft is slavic?
>>339726451
I played the shit out of this familia.
>>339727112
No they were not the game even had bunnyhoping, quad like power up and generally speaking fuck you.
>>339727303
Yes?
It also has maintenance. Every human unit costs food per minute. Every gunpowder unit costs iron and coal per shot. Every military unit costs gold per minute. Ships have 9999999 health but lose health per second. Zero food and random units die of famine. Zero gold and random military mutinies and turns aggro. Zero iron or coal and gunpowder units can't shoot.
Mines have 5 people per upgrade, each upgrade costing ridiculous amounts of resources, so you have to protect them once you upgrade them, making harassing possible.
How could you miss that? Its half the game.
>>339727303
Cossacks 1 has.
>>339721767
Urban Assault
>>339727242
It also has some pretty nice aesthetics for a low budget game.
>>339727046
>that moment when you lose all money and your mercenaries fuck you up
>>339722267
Why did I laugh so hard at "19 wolves, 3 skeletons"?
>>339727414
No, but Saber Interactive (the actual devs, who made the game) partially are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_Interactive
best shitty game
>>339727773
Second one was better.
Get on my level, skrubs
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i8Xjlbl.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
The one that failed, so they quietly dumped it without even bothering to promote it.
>>339725770
Oh fuck that's awesome. I always loved crazy army setups in cossacks
>>339721767
>Our people are dying!
>>339721767
>Will Rock
I got that in one of those game collections that were the shit back in 2000-2005.
>>339727057
The other strike games were intense. I remember these fondly as a child. Regardless of the problems they may have had.
>>339724018
This game is terrible, but you just can't stop playing it.
>>339723829
>games everyone played
>>339722935
>CoLD SToRAGE music in it
It's great.
This was made after taking copious amounts of drugs.
Got this with my first game boy as well as Kirby's Dream Land and Metroid 2. Shit was good times..
>>339727835
Not enough enemies on the screen.
The whole diablo loot style was good and the production values much better but it lacked this perfect balanced harmony of shittiness.
>>339726706
Heavy Gear was amazing, HG2 was even better with the space missions.
HG > MW
I know nothing of the new game.
>>339728079
I got it as a free game from something.
You know its shit because somehow i ended up with 3 legit copy's of it without paying a cent it must of been bundled with something my dad bought
>>339728083
>the problems they may have had
FUCKING FUEL
im still mad
>>339724330
i remember actually being hyped for this. i read about it a lot and it was actually seen as the next halo by whatever things i was reading. i can't remember the game much though.
>>339727921
for being a 2d game Alien Swarm used a lot of CPU resources. Most people couldn't play it on anything above stutter, despite playing TF2 at 60fps.
>>339728283
i don't remember it being shit in any aspect whatsoever
>>339728283
>Alien Shooter
My niggest of niggers. Playing Survival Mode on AS1 was the shit back then.
>so much enemies, the screen is literally piled up with them
Shit was so great.
>>339728425
Yeah, I think I got it in a bundle with other stuff like Largo Winch, some trash racers and Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3
>>339727505
Calm your tits, my friend. Tarot system is very different from deliberately positioned power-ups. Enemy number and toughness, as well as general level design, are much more consequential than an optional mechanic that is practically just a speed boost, considering the flat layouts, and doom had a speed boost button.
>>339727258
Yes it was
>>339728486
Is this Nuclear Strike?
I remember it being hard as fuck. Army Men Air Attack was super easy compared to this.
>>339727835
If it only worked on Windows 10.
>>339728829
Forget it, I didn't read the fucking file name.
>>339721767
I don't even remember much about it other than that it was hard as shit
fucking awesome platformer. had an amazing polish dubbing too. don't think it sold a lot, most people just played the demo from a game magazine.
You could dismember enemies (they'd dismember you too), e.g. if you hacked off a leg they'd start humping around on one, if you hacked off an arm they'd only be able to attack with their remaining arm, back then that was pretty big.
Its other noteworthy feature is that I was the only one to ever play it.
>>339724330
wasnt thius the first dx10 or dx11 game to be released?
>>339728285
Oh except half of the Doom fanbase played Heretic you dumb whoremonger.
>>339725624
that spaceship tech was off the charts, but who the hell is mace griffin?
>>339728656
I mean power ups from the multiplayer mode dumb cuntfuck.
>>339729135
Slavshit.
>>339724107
Hey I remember beating this when I was like 10 and wondering what the hell was going on. This and hybrid heaven are two N64 games that made me wanna stick to the Mario franchise.
>>339727620
YOOOOOOOOO
>>339721767
>>339728981
Also, this one. Mecha game with waifus that was only released in Japan. It is actually really awesome.
>>339729269
Why would you bring up multiplayer in a conversation about Serious Sam, Will Rock, and Nitro Family, silly?
Every installment on PS1 plus Air Tactics and RTS on PC. Damn, I loved each.
>>339728486
thank thank youthank youthank youthank you
i played this as a kid and never knew the name of the game until now thankssssssssssss
>>339724107
If you don't think this game is at least decent, kill yourself
>>339729475
I was talking about Painkiller dumb fucker besides SS had multi as well idiot.
my personal favorite game for ps2 right next to tony hawk pro skater 3
>>339729604
I'm gonna need a sweeper.
>>339729164
YO I OWN THE GAME
shit is so siiiick and hard
Theres nothing out there quite like Rocket Jockey. This game needs an updated version with online play badly.
Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage
Fuck it was such a bad game but I never finished it, and I feel bad about it.
>>339727016
I doI actually enjoyed it
>>339729363
Mudslime.
>>339729135
Used to love this game, had a great dub in my country too
Also played a lot of this game by the same company (They also made FEAR strangely)
Based
>>339729945
Even muslims have more achievements than fucking Slavs lmao you are niggers of europe go clean my toilet Ivan Pepeshpspshspsh
this game was the shit
>>339729958
Holy shit Gruntz was great.
someone help me here
>ps1 game
>had a vs 2 player mode
>dark atmosphere
>had strange mecha and turrets
look and feel was Legacy of Kain like
>>339730118
>>339728547
That's because Alien Swarm was a test game for Source's then new deffered renderer and shadow system, which was an unoptimized hackjob thrown together for that game just to see if it worked. They then cleaned it up and used the tech in Portal 2.
>>339730263
>Legacy of Kain
Legacy of Kain is five games and each one is completely different from the others.
>>339730541
no I dont' think it was legacy of kain
there are no bipedal armor and turrets in legacy of kain that I can remember
>>339727309
the fuck are voxels
>>339728074
>food production in surplus
>power levels optimal
>morale is excellent
This game was all I did in the golden days.
>>339730652
Then why did you say it's like Legacy of Kain in the first place?
>>339730769
Boil your head, newfag.
>>339730263
Armored Core, maybe? I don't remember if it had multiplayer, though
It was bretty gud
>>339728486
>having to watch your carbohydrates intake while piloting an assault chopper
wow looks difficult
>>339730797
because it was dark and had massive architecture type levels like LoK
it was similar in look and feel
it was not one of the game in the series
>>339729667
Read the whole chain again, and, for the love of god, chill. You had ample time to realize that the conversation was about singleplayer from the get go, and it's on you to denote that you are talking about multiplayer.
The battle you are decisively winning in your head doesn't exist, I agree that painkiller's DM is more like quake than doom, yet you are you are foaming at the mouth for literally no reason.
>>339730878
nah man, it had ridable mechs and stationary manable turrets, it wasn't mech focused
Never really see anyone talking about it, but used to play a lot of it when I was younger
>>339730118
how mad :)
>>339726548
I have that on PC. haven't played it since I was a kid but I remember it being pretty shitty.
>>339731123
is this a starcraft ripoff?
>>339723829
DIVINE DIVINITY, MY NIGGA. I've never met anyone else who's played it.
>>339725491
>Call me back me back and nuisance back
???
>>339723829
Rune's multiplayer mode was so much fun back in the day. Loved doing the duel mode and throwing peoples heads around the arena.
>>339731256
Each race controlled different types of insects, not sure if it's really a ripoff and I can't find much information about it on google
>>339721767
Having 25 EGA and CGA graphics DOS games like this crammed onto a single 3.5 inch floppy provided much entertainment back in the day.
How the hell did I find these things when I was a kid?
>>339721767
This and Another World are the best games ever made imo
>>339730769
magic
>>339727016
>>339729909
Me too, first FPS I played that had bullet time mechanic.
![Evolution_Worlds_Coverart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tXefM1s.jpg "Evolution_Worlds_Coverart[1].png")
Character names such as:
Mag Launcher
Linear Cannon
Gre Nade
Pepper Box
Chain Gun
and Eugene
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q10sO9I.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>339731363
Divine Divinity was great, but Divinity 2 was pure gold.
![15094_front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9oJYHcX.jpg "15094_front[1].jpg")
>>339732437
I also played this. Dreamcast versions are better.
![369016-kult-1024x768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jgM2lW.jpg "369016-kult-1024x768[1].jpg")
>>339732551
aw shit I used to play IGI 1 for hours. Never got my hands on IGI 2 tho
>>339732956
>that girls face
jesus christ she has some down syndrome or something
>>339722803
I enjoyed the shit out of it though. the campaign was like three hours long but it had some replayability. also you can put angel wings on tanks. which is cool i quess. lets not forget all the boring challenge missions.
OST was top tier
![15093_front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yi03kH2.jpg "15093_front[1].jpg")
>>339733239
US covers are usually shit.
>>339729063
my fucking nigga
it's the best shit, shame no one ever wants to play it on lan
>>339733094
>shekels
I don't believe this is a real game
>>339733543
But the controls weren't.
>>339733116
I never played 1, spent enormous time on 2 though, could finish most levels with knife only. I installed it half a year ago to try it again and I couldn't even fucking finish level one without getting noticed, modern games make you dumb.
>>339733585
Exactly.
>>339728981
Oh hey. I had a demo disk with that on with just 3 levels. I thought it was great, but I never bought it for whatever reason.
>>339733569
Slovakian game, they probably didn't know how to translate the currency and the jew meme didn't exist 13 years ago.
>>339722803
Is this a PS2 game?
I remember renting this game from block buster. I remember nothing from it except that I didn't like it very much. And something about a combine harvester.
It was the one and only PS2 game I ever rented. I regret my life decisions.
>>339730263
Future cop LAPD?
>>339727921
What are you talking about, plenty of people played Alien Swarm
>>339733289
Is that the 5th element racing game? I've played a bunch of it on a keyboard.
![cannon_fodder_09[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2olm1ib.png "cannon_fodder_09[1].png")
>>339734121
nah, but I see why you would think so
your main character is a dude and it's 3rd person
you can jump
I might never find out and it was only moderately fun
>>339734497
When I was a kid I played it waiting for the opening levels to end and it to turn into an RTS.
I kept thinking it was just around the corner.
None of you fuckers played that and you know it
This is a test post.
Please ignore this post
![Capt'n Havoc (E) [!]_059.gif](https://i.imgur.com/jYdVc63.gif "Capt'n Havoc (E) [!]_059.gif")
>>339724680
Saw this level on youtube but every rom (E,U etc) does not contain it.
wtf?
Couldn't remember the title for the longest time
I couldn't find anything on this for so long I started thinking that it was just some dream I had.
Probably the most obscure game I played as a kid, surprised the video rental place had it at all, looking back
>>339733585
>>339733543
I hated the 1.2 controls at first (C buttons to strafe and move forward/backwards and analog stick to look), but after playing this game I could only use this type of control on other FPS like Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.
I honestly don't remember anything about it but it was the only other Gamecube game I had other than Luigi's Mansion at launch.
>>339726990
I remember this. Think I got the box somewhere around here.
>>339733094
make room, scrub
>>339735462
Spike McFang is fucking great my nigga.
One of my favorite PS1 games but I never see it mentioned.
>>339734656
Oh hey, I think I might have played this - at least, I played something similar from that period. I can't even remember the name anymore, and I only had it on a demo disc.
I have never met anybody who played this garbage
>>339735868
One of the first games I've finished on the PS1.
>>339733879
what do you mean "translate"? you don't translate proper nouns, you dolt
>>339727016
Got it for free on steam, can't remember how, that game is not good.
I have vague memories of getting a floppy disc with a game on it from Taco Bell or some such fast food place. I wan't to say it was a clone of Donkey Kong but with hot peppers instead of barrels. I've never been able to find anything on this game but that memory is stuck in my head. Did I dream that shit?
>>339735857
I got pretty close to the end but then I had to return it and I never got a chance again
Been meaning to emulate it but no time these days
>>339736158
sounds like they slipped you the special sauce
>>339736267
hah, I played something in the same genre from that period. Some kind of drug dealer simulator game.
I can barely remember anything about this tower defense game, but it was one of my first DS games.
I'm kind of torn, because on the one hand, playing it for the first time in so many years would feel amazing, but on the other hand, I feel like playing it now would kind of ruin the magic of having not played it in so long.
This game made me obsessed with Space Invaders in general. It's so interesting and cute, in a way.
>>339736479
>childhood
>ds game
>>339736656
The DS came out back in 2004 anon.
>>339736656
>anime reaction faces
>ever
>>339736656
That game was released 8 years ago, anon. It's already 2016. He could've played it when he was 10 or 11. You're getting old.
>>339736815
>>339736897
tfw old
>>339736876
>anime
>>339735868
One of my favorites too. I saw it mentioned a few times in PS threads.
I liked this one a shitload, too bad it's really short
>>339728981
>mfw in the demo version i randomly i got the godlike items from the dead bodies
Is there a version that doesn't crash after the first video?
>>339731123
Looks like Swarm Assault. Same producer?
>>339730263
You are looking for Small Soldiers (the game, not the movie). It had a multiplayer mode with mechs and turrets, and the graphics could be a little like Soul Reaver, I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acvs-Wbgsks
If I guessed correctly this, I can't even imagine how. Because it was very vague the things you told us.
>>339737828
and region-locked for some shit-arsing reason
>>339738948
holy shit anon, you actually did it
BRAVO
>>339739231
Anytime, anon. Anytime
