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>girl coming over tomorrow night
>said she wants to play some vidya together
>I only have a PC

Any recommendations?
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>>339696937
Ring Runner.
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>>339696937
Rocket league
That's if you have 2 controllers
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>>339696937
Sniper elite 3.

Oooooohhhh yeah.


What does she like?
Also you don't necessarily have to play coop games.
I'd recommend you guys play an rpg like skyrim tbqh, it's a fun party game.
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>>339696937
Run to a gas station and grab a deck of cards.
If you got time and money run to walmart or similar and buy a board game.
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>>339696937
Naruto UNS4
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>>339696937
Dota 2
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>>339696937
Literally any multiplayer Gamecube game through Dolphin.
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Mario Party, Mario Kart, Mario 3D World, really any Mario game is good for having fun with friends.

This is what happens when PCucks interact with other people, they just snap out of everything. Pic very much related yet they claim they're "superior".
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>>339697234

this.
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>>339696937
>"girl"
pretend
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>>339696937
Don't focus on the games, put on a scary movie instead. Don't let her see you as a "gaming buddy" otherwise you're friend zoned for life.
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>>339697362
> female friends
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Worms Armageddon.
Set short amount of time per turn and no hot-chair so she rushes and you can smell her armpits.
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>>339697234

Do this if you want to remain a virgin and are completely braindead.
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Play Brothers a tale of two sons, or ibb and obb.
They are great.
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>>339697234
I think they want to have fun, not scream at eachother after the first 10 deaths
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>>339696937
I just play Skullgirls and Street Fighter V with my girl friends
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>>339696937
Portal 2, Magicka, Trine, Minecraft, ect...
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>>339696937
get 2 or at least 1 joystick and download N64 emulator. then get mario tenis
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>>339696937
>emulate crash bandicoot or ctr.
>hook up a couple controllers
>throw it up on your tv

tried and tested. works well and is always fun to play
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>>339696937
homm3 hotseat. Impress her with your stellar vidya taste
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STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY THREADS! GOOD THREADS GET KILLED BECAUSE OF YOU! WHY DO YOU DO THIS?! YOU HAVE DOZENS OF OTHER BOARDS TO SHITPOST ON, BUT YOU COME HERE, BECAUSE OF LE /v/ COMMUNITY! YOU SOCIAL FUCK! GO AWAY!
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>>339696937
>Get a girlfriend
>She locks me in a chastity cage
>Already has plans for us to marry
>Demands we shower together
>Extremely sensitive to me "leaving" to the point she clings to me if I even try to go to the bathroom

Welp that went places fast.
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N64 emulator + the first smash bros

Works fine on a keyboard if that's all you have, game's easy as shit to pick up and you can team up against the AI because co-op is way more fun than PvP if the skill difference is noticeable.
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>"H-hey, nice to see you, I got the vidya ready", anon says with excitement
>"What's vidya?" She replies
>"S-sorry, I meant videogames" says anon regretting the display of his power level, "T-there's only one problem... I only have a keyboard and a mouse" anon says in a desperate effort at making the chick sit on him while playing
>"Oh, that's fine, we can do something else. Do you have a board game?" The girl asks
>"Oh... Sure... I think I have monopoly..." Anon says, as he realizes his virginity will live another day
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>>339696937
Rayman Origins
>Up to 4 players on a single screen (its not split screen)

Seems easy enough for a girl to play.

If not, emulators work too.
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>>339696937
tell her that video games are for retards and if she wants to play games she can stay at her home
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>>339697883
If the bitch can't beat you at poker or blackjack, just stop.

>board games
literally worse than video games.
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>>339697819
>implying 90% of these faggots aren't memeing.
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>>339697883
This is exactly what is going to happen.
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>>339698014
The point is that people act like this board is a party. I hate them so much.
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>>339697969
>not playing Chess
If you're gf can't get half of your pieces, really question your life.
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>>339696937
Rocket league and don't starve together is what I'm mostly playing with my gf on pc
Maybe gangbeasts if you have only 1 pc
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>>339697883
Potential for pasta. 8/10
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>>339697180
I'm not entirely sure what she likes, but she said she plays older games (6th gen mainly) a lot and that she loves Resident Evil 4; tells me she's played it so many times that she can pretty much recite the script from the top of her head.

She likes Skyrim but i'm not sure if I can run it, and how is that a party game? Of course, I wouldn't mind playing something where we take it in turns.

>>339697183
I would rather play a board game but i'm not sure if she's that sort of person. What are some good boardgames for just two people anyhow?

>>339697234
There is only one PC also fuck off.

>>339697308
>>339697362
Might try these. I do have a Wii U which would be perfect but I'm moving soon and I've packed my TV away. hence the limitation.

>>339697419
I doubt we'll be playing games all night; I'm hoping to have a mix of things to do.

>>339697696
Well here's the thing: I really want to emulate PS1 games but for some damn reason I can never ever fucking get it to work. I've tried so many times. I've got working Wii, Gamecube, PS2, N64 etc emulators, but for some reason PS1 never works.
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>>339697969
Tabletop games open the doors to boundless creativity.
Who's to say you can't roll that 20 and fuck that shopkeeper? In a video game, you'd need mods for that, and they probably wouldn't include the logical following events.
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>>339697883

>"Oh... Sure... I think I have monopoly..." Anon says, as he realizes his virginity will live another day
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>>339696937
Mount your friends
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>>339696937
Go to the store and buy magnum condoms so she doesn't get pregnant because Jamal is going to be fucking your girl while you watch and masturbate.
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>>339697419
the friendzone doesn't exist retard. if a girl doesnt want to date you its cos youre ugly or undateable. being a girls friend has nothing to do with it.
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>>339696937
PEGGLE YOU ASSHOLE
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>>339696937

>Not owning a Wii u with Party games
>pc only

Pathetic
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>>339697362
you do realize i can play all of these on my PC except 3D World with native controller support
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Skip the videogames, then turn right to the pussy game.

Do it before it's too late, faggot.
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>>339698520
>black people
>in my town

>>339698535
Couldn't it just be that they are not interested in you? I know some girls that I have fucking great chemistry with and yet I have absolutely no interest in dating them.

>>339698575
See>>339698220

>I do have a Wii U which would be perfect but I'm moving soon and I've packed my TV away. hence the limitation.
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>>339698575
>playing Wii U party games when literally all of them have superior versions on Gamecube and Wii that you can emulate
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Tell her to bring her PC, then play an RTS or a fighting game over a LAN. How hard is this?
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Lovers in a dangerous spacetime
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>>339697183
>find girl who enjoys your hobbies of video games
>invite her over
>play card games and board games with her

why would you do this, that is going to be her first impression of you and she is going to think you don't really like video games like her
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>>339698778
>implying you can't have access to all of them on the Wii U via Nintendont and USBLoader on vWii
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>>339697419
t. a virgin
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>>339698935
>doing that when you can play them on PC with HD resolution
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>>339698832
She doesn't have a good PC, girls don't like RTS, and I doubt she wants to take a PC on the bus. We're not that autistic.
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>girl arrives
>she agrees to boost my lol account to diamond
>I reward her with sex

In things that never happened.
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Just take turns playing something like Super meat boy etc
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>>339696937
>said she wants to play some vidya together
she probably doesn't really want to play some vidya together, you fag
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>>339696937
tell her to leave
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>>339698832
>fighting game over a LAN
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>>339696937
Go to walmart. Buy a ps4/xbox a controller and a game. You wont be able to return the game but you can return the console and controller.
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>>339697419
>guy and girl who are both betas who like video games
>go on date at guy's house
>put on movie and sit there in silence not doing anything because both are betas and there is no alcohol or drugs involved

>play video games together
>get competitive, open up and talk to each other
>maybe even flirt with each other

what do you think this is, dating for normies? you invite a girl over to watch a movie if you're drinking or getting high, or if you have the confidence to actually make a move on her. telling a /v/irgin to do this is just a bad idea.
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Just have sex with her nerd. Don't forget to do it at 60fps, chicks can tell the difference better than /v/ and will leave you at the first sign of a frame drop.
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GTA 5

Take turns randomly killing people and escaping the police.
It never fails. Girls love that shit.
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>>339696937
Pretend to do a let's play.
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>>339699059
Then just settle for taking turns in a fast game. Emulate Megaman Zero and take turns trying to complete missions, or play a multiplayer FPS with really short matches, like CoD. If you have a usb controller of any kind you could play each other in Acceleration of Suguri, or a fighting game with one of you on the controller and the other on the keyboard.

>>339699110
There's this gimmick called a wireless lan these days. You can play the online mode on 2 seperate computers, so you don't have to sit right next to each other sharing a screen, but since you're both in the same room using the same internet there'll hardly be anything in the way of lag.
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>>339699381
>>339699381
>Take turns randomly killing people and escaping the police.
Ugh, I hate that shit. It becomes boring after the second time you play. Yet my friends LOVE doing that. I'd much rather annoy people on GTA Online with the mic.

When I'm with friends, of course. I can't really see myself playing GTA with a girl.
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>>339696937
>If you're just in for some fun
Gang Beasts
Helldivers
Starwhal
Magicka
Speedrunners

>If you want to actually seduce her
Skyrim
Bioshock Infinite
Emulate any Zelda or Ico
Stardew Valley
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>>339696937
Worms Armageddon
works every time
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Make her watch you play a JRPG. Make sure you don't start from the beginning.

Always works for me.
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>>339698220
If she likes resi 4 just get resi 6 and play that pc Mercenaries mode
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>>339699556
>If you want to actually seduce her
>Skyrim

How...? It's a game with literally hundreds of hours worth of play time.

In fact I doubt you can seduce a woman by playing games only. In a good situation you'd be playing Guitar Hero and say "I can play that on real guitar" and then start jamming AT BEST, other than that... I see it very difficult.
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>>339696937
Lego Games. Bitches love lego.
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>>339699091
What does she want to do then? We are planning on going out for a few drinks first, then back to my house. We're gonna do acid, play vidya, listen to music, watch films etc.
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>>339699381
This. Or just have her drive around doing literally nothing. It's more than they're used to from other games.
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Show her that one map in Dwarf Fortress where you settled in an evil biome next to a necromancer tower and turn off any tilesets so you don't look like a casual.
Bitches love Dwarf Fortress.
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>>339699827
>She's a fucking junkie
Red flag.
Not that a basement dweller can do any better anyway...
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>>339696937
Buy an used Dreamcast and (pirate) Crazy Taxi, Space Channel 5, ChuChu Rocket, Dead or Alive 2, Jet Set Radio (it is hard for beginners tho)
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>>339699381
Better to be SA. Black protagonist and all ;)
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>>339696937

Tell her to play with your dick you gigantic faggot.
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Worms: Armageddon, it has "pass the keyboard" controls.
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>>339699965
This tbqhwyfampai. Nothing turns a woman on more than a guy who knows his ascii.
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>>339700053
It's called Hotseat
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>>339700040
;) ;) ;) hehehe
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>>339696937
Lovers in a dangerous spacetime is a great coop game for pc.
Also IBB & Obb (puzzles, long game), shadow puppeteer (easy puzzles with some interesting mechanics, and its a short game) and battleblock theater (super fun, you can troll your gf or vice versa, easy platforming game).
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>>339699059
Thats why you pick her up with your car. You do have a car, right?
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>>339696937
>girl wants to play with video games

Is she 12 or what? Red flag right there m8. The only toys she'd be using are dildos and plugs. Fucking disgusting whore.
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>>339696937
Rek her ass in 3rd Strike or KOF 02, you can emulate them. You can play with your arcade stick and she can play with your stick.
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>>339700197

Yeah. Shit's fun, Worms is the best because even fucking up is enjoyable.
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>>339696937
Play the best game. Which is the one where you ram your cock in her pussy and don't stop till you have filled her with cum. Then move onto the asshole.
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>>339699986
>junkie

More like we're young and want to experiment. She doesn't even smoke weed

.>>339700382
I have a bicycle but we're going drinking first so can't do that.
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>>339698643
"Play"
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>>339700618
Acid is a no no. Smoke some weed. That was what I did as a teen then I never touched it again.
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>>339696937
Just rent a Wii U for the night I guess
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Play through UnEpic with her. It's a platformer/rpg with lots of comedy, full voice acting, and a shit ton of references.
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>>339696937
something something something no singles policy
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>>339700730
Why is acid a no no? I've done it before and been perfectly fine.
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Perfect opportunity to introduce her to your h games.
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>>339700864
>console rental
is this a thing?
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>>339697883
this is pretty good, im going to save this and reuse it in later threads. thank you elliot-kun
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>>339701095
Yes. I rented a PS3.5 to play Bloodborne. Sony will never get my money.
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>>339701063
it's fine if you've both done it before and know what you're getting into. sounds pretty great tbqh
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Kill yourselves normalfags
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>>339701224
How much did you pay for it and how long did you keep it?
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>>339701362
Honestly don't even remember. This was back when bloodborne had just released. It was somewhere between 50 and 150 usd, and I kept it long enough to finish bloodborne, took it back as soon as I did.
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How many USB controllers do you have? At least two? If so emulators are probably your cheap sure bet. You can go with recent "couch" multiplayer titles like Ultimate Chicken Horse, samurai gun, lastfight and Gang Beasts.

If you only have keyboard and mouse, you could try booting up a short narrative game--Jazzpunk, Gone Home, Amnesia (if she's down with horror).

Otherwise you may get want to nab a board game and some quality wine as a back up plan.
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>>339701095
I'm not sure about modern consoles, but I rented a GameCube on RE Remaster launch solely to play it from the (now extinct) neighborhood Blockbuster. I spent 30 USD for the console for five days and 6 buck for the game. No memory card though, kept that Spice colored bad boy on for three days straight.
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>>339699017
>stretching GC games to make them "hd"
shiggy diggy
But seriously this OP if you have enough controllers to connect to your PC
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Take it from me OP. Go through and show off some of your most fun/interesting games. Horror games can be fun together. Limbo is a fun little short game. If she's interested in you, and likes vidya, she'll probably ask you a lot of questions while you're showing off the games. If she plans on sleeping over, make sure you have a deck of cards. Before you go to bed, sit together on the floor and play a simple card game with her. After you've finished a round, tell her it's her turn to stack the cards, while subtly pushing your cards towards her (towards her crotch). You'll be fucking in no time. Trust me, I did this with my cousin, and she fucked me all night :)
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Have two controllers setup, make her bring one if necessary.

Download some emulators and get some popular multiplayer games, whatever your PC can handle

Also Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed is a fucking awesome game, and the split screen is good on PC.
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>>339697883
>not playing strip monopoly where you can sell your clothes to other players
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>>339700812
Goddamn.
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>>339696937
duck game
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>>339696937
Gang beasts.

Get her laughing with the game. Then get her squirting later.
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>>339696937
Lord of the rings: return of the king has splitscreen, every fighting game also has it, then you have, salt and sanctuary, and other things i'm to lazy right now to write, see ya
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>>339702384
>subtly pushing your cards towards her (towards her crotch)

I've never heard of people doing this ever.

>>339702460
>Also Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed is a fucking awesome game, and the split screen is good on PC.

Yeah it's really good but you see that the problem is that i'm too pro
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>>339696937
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>>339696937
Emulate Kirby.

Bitches love Kirby. My girlfriend finished the one on the Wii (not the yarn) and played the ones on the snes afterwards.

I emulated Wario Land for her the other day and shey liked it as well.
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>>339702736
also enter the gungeon
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>>339698643
No, you cannot
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