Kirby just ate you
What power does he gain?
>>339692220
Ability to masturbate all day.
>>339692220
Suicidal depression
>>339692220
Probably a boner since I have a vore fetish
>>339692565
this desu
retardation
>>339692220
crippling self-esteem issues
>>339692220
Laziness.
>>339692220
The ability to be a faggot.
pretty good at public speaking
able to cook a variety of chinese soup dishes
above average tolerance to spirits
MDMA addiction
british accent
Obesity
Jade(d).
>>339692220
A really strong left arm, and anger problems.
The power to be dead inside.
>>339692220
Shitposting
Indigestion
>>339692220
Hay fever.
Gives powerful consecutive sneezes.
Sleep, but it's permanent.
>>339692220
Narcissism and lack of empathy
>>339692220
Ability to be completely unimpressed by virtually anything
>>339692220
Misery and debt
>>339692220
Ability to solve most obscacles in life on pure luck and happenstance alone without any effort or input required.
Borderline quantum-probability superpowers
Gender dysphoria.
Tits
An inexplicable attraction to Dedede.
The power of being a lazy useless piece of shit.
Kirby can now knock enemies out with his armpit stink because he hasn't showered in a few months and is a lazy disgusting shit who isn't fit to be out in public.
>>339692220
hedonism
>>339692220
Aspergers
>>339692857
So in other words a flaming homosexual.
>>339692220
The power of no conviction towards living.
>>339692220
Painless suicide
>>339692220
The power to spend too much money on figures.
Probably something like Mic Kirby, but with a variety of instruments that change out after every use.
Would be cool, actually.
>>339692220
Swoleness?
I'm bretty /fit/ desu
he gains no power
