Psst Anon.
Come over to my room, we can get under the covers and buy Doom and the Doom Season Pass.
We can use your parents credit card anon.
Hey Todd how come Doom was a good game but Fallout 4 wasn't?
>>339669013
I already have doom thanks
>>339669013
Why is Todd shilling for id software?
>>339669013
Can't you just buy Doom for me, Todd?
You make way more than I do.
>>339669172
Because Todd sold his soul to the casual gaming audience that grew out of Mass Effect titles
>>339669172
What did you just type?
>>339669850
I was asking why the game YOU developed was a piece of shit while the guys at id made a good game
>>339669850
Just buy me the damn game, Todd. You got pockets filled of 100 dollar bills while my pockets are full of spiderwebs and linkt.
>>339669013
can we jerk each other off too Todd?
>>339670167
>>339670275
You're both making me angry, you two better stop and just enjoy Fallout 4.
>>339669172
>nu-doom
>good
Since when did a game being not shit make it "good"?
Post rare Todds
>>339669172
Fallout 4 : Find Shawn simulator. What a cliche. Father trying to find missing son..
>>339670692
DOOM: Shoot Demons simulator. What a cliche. A space marine trying to kill demons..
>>339670476
Idk maybe just comparing the two makes it look good
You hear that, Todd?
>>339670937
>A space marine trying to kill demons..
Name 37 games that do this.
>>339671824
Name me 37 games where you're a father trying to find their missing son.
>>339671987
>I know you are but what am I
>>339670451
But I can't enjoy Fallout 4, Todd. It's not a good game.
>>339670686
I don't share my Todds with anybody
>>339673043
>>339669013
No thanks Todd, I've already spent my DOOM money on a copy of Dark Souls 3.
>>339672927
YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR
>>339673917
Fuck Fallout 4
>>339669013
Can we do something else under the covers hehe
>>339674015
FUCK YOU
>>339673917
But I need something to do while I leech the Fallout 4 torrent, Todd!
>dimmy posting
I love Todd and Todd-posting.
TODD YOU NIGGER
YOU DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN AND YOU WERE GOING TO FLASH ME YOUR TITS IF I BOUGHT YOUR SHIT
BUT GUESS WHAT YOU DOUBLE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU LIED
I'M GOING TO PIRATE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE YOU DAMN MANLET
Thanks for reminding me to play Fallout, Todd!
>>339674202
OVER THE LINE
Why is Todd posting so entertaining?
who dat boi?
Are we going to keep doing this every E3?I wouldn't mind, I love Toddposting
>>339674202
no you will stop and buy it off steam and while your at it the season pass
That'll be 60 plus season pass, sir
Why is The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt so superior to Fallout 4 in every way Todd?
>>339675025
I didn't order this, I ordered the Overwatch special.
>>339674654
THAT TEARS IT
>>339675132
Because it does the linear story telling with repetitive sidequests thing better
DID SOMEONE NOT PRE-ORDER MY DLC?!?!?
>>339675025
Thank you my good man, What a good deal this bundle is, i can even put my phone in the Pip Boy and play Fallout shelter™!
>>339674810
haha i love this meme! upvoted!
>>339675175
T-TODD PLEASE YOULL DESTROY THE PLANET AND THEN I CANT GO PURCHASE FALLOUT 4
>>339675270
n-no todd ive got them all preordered honest.
>>339675270
I didn't order it Todd, I used the DLC Pre-Order money to buy a Japanese game!
>>339675259
>"girl" man
>Not >she man
Just updated my Fallout4 status on Steam, thanks for the reminder Todd.
>>339674701
I know, right? I'm kinda scared, Todd. But at least there are others leeching with me now, kinda alleviates the anxiety. Thanks for bringing us together, my man.
>>339674971
But I don't have Steam, Todd! And the torrent is at 97% right now, and I promised my friends I would seed for them afterwards! You know how important factions are!
>>339675270
>>339674592
I'M PIRATING NOW, THIS WAS YOUR LAST WARNINGhow does no toddposter have that image? I swore he posted it a few weeks ago
Hello sir or madam, just going house to house checking consoles and computers for Fallout 4 and D44M, may i come in?
Anyone have the 'Never should have bought it.' Bandit edit?
>>339675729
What if I told you my copy of Fallout 4 has cobwebs on it?
>>339675729
Piss off Todd, we've already got New Vegas.
>>339675729
MODS
>>339675729
Sure, seems like you've all the right equipment. I was just getting ready for my little girl activities.
>>339675729
Now I want the whole comic redone with Angry Todd smashing her over the head with the Fallout 4 box.
>>339675856
>>339675907
>>339675910
I implore you change your minds anons The bethesda strike team has been itching for some action
>>339676065
I said Fuck off you wanker, take your shitty game and go back to Polygon or whatever.
no one tell todd, but his game sucked wieners
>>339675729
Do you have a warrant, good sir?
>>339676159
A-anon....Todd could be in this very thread RIGHT NOW
>>339676065
Todd, I told you I don't want to. Please, you're scaring me.
>>339676180
I'll show it to you once you let me in
>>339675729
Not today, mother fucker.
>>339669013
Sorry todd.
I just ordered a bunch of gundams with my credit card.y-you forgive me... Right?
>>339676251
>>339675259
What weapons do they give you?
>>339676180
C'mon and help a brother out, you got that house of yours, take a second mortgage out on it to get your old friend todd back on his feet. Think of it as an investment E3 is just around the corner...
>>339676065
Are you sure you want to be trespassing on the property of an armed policeman, Todd? We have incredibly loose Stand Your Ground laws here, and you're not black enough to warrant media coverage.
>>339676159
Okay, I definitely won't tell Todd Howard that you think Fallout 4 and all of its DLCs suck dicks like a Game Journalist at a press party.
>>339676343
what a shitty april fool's joke
>board becomes totally unusable
>actually quit /v/ of my own volition for a whole day
>>339676261
Okay, don't use the computer though, it's in the process of downloading a really large file right now. It's a game called Skyrim, you ever heard of it? I heard it's bad by itself but an amazing playground for modding. Got it for free off 4shared, can you believe it?
Despite Todd being a turbo manlet, his GODTIER looks, his position of power, and 10/10 video games make me CRAVE TODD'S COCK. CALL ME DREAMBOY TODD!
>>339676426
Police man here over the call is it true sir?
Did you Buy the season pass?
>>339676624
Discussion still happened, and later in the day it just became a meme like anything else. It really wasn't that bad.
Oh.. oh, h-hey Todd, buddy pal. Just sitting here playing some good old Fallout 3.
*cough*
Can't afford Fallout4 yet, gotta be going to the hospital to get my tr-treatments... la-later...
And guys, don't forget that Fallout 4 has console mods now! That means extra hours of fun!
>>339676750
Somethings off with you but I can't tell.
I'm gonna need your badge number.
>>339670692
Not as good as drop your son in a gorilla habitat simulator
>>339676771
Kek.
>>339676874
would you allow me to explain it over the course of a lengthy jeep ride?
>>339676771
Huh...I guess that's a cool mod for PC? Keep at it bud, but I'm gonna check back in a week and you better have Fallout 4 by then.
>>339676874
Just as soon as you Open your door for this nice man. I would hurry sir he looks like he is getting impatient
YOU WILL BUY YOU WILL BUY YOU WILL BUY
>>339675729
Sorry pal, We had a copy of Fallout 4, but we gave it to Charity. had a hell of a time trying to find one that would take it, nobody seemed to want it.
>>339676412
Haha, I wish, man, but you know how it is. The struggle, I mean. Got the wife and two kids now, along with that mortgage. Can't really spare that much money right now. I heard your game is free on the Internet, though. I know, I'll get it there and then support you through word of mouth! I could probably buy you lunch, though, if you want.
Accept me into your life. Let me enter you nice and softly. Once our flesh becomes one, you will truly be enlightened.
>>339677035
This is hands down my favorite Todd.
>tfw you'll never get enough Todd.
>>339669172
Because Bethdesda didn't make it
>>339670476
Fuck you Doom was great
>>339677397
Go to bed, Todd.
>>339677119
No man you dont understand, * cough* im also going through chemo *cough wheeze* i need the cash desperately I cant afford my meds i understand if you dont want to though, Tod bless stranger
>>339677438
Holy shit a ghoul.
>>339677217
I feel like a fucking retarded hyena when it comes to Todd posting. I know it's fucking stupid, but I love it.
>>339670476
Angry cancer race pirate cuck detected
There will never be a crack, get a job you bum.
>>339677427
Is that you Romero
You'll never make a successful game again
Never ever
>>339677534
hey a fan! *cough* I bet you knew that from our excellent lore crafting of fallout 3 and 4 right
vintage toddpost here, certified pre-Skyrim
>>339677785
No, I got that from Fallout New Vegas, it's a really good game.
>>339677816
I may as well post this since it's next to the previous file in my old stuff folder
>>339677438
I can't really do anything on my own, but you said you were selling video games, right? I know this one guy who works at a game studio called, uh, Obsidian, I think. Maybe you should pitch your game idea to them. I heard they're pretty famous for improving upon the foundations set by people like you. Is your game an RPG? I also heard they're pretty good with those. I can give you the guy's contact info.
>>339677785
Yes! Yes!I bought Fallout 3 for my Playstation 3 and Fallout 4 for Playstation 4. The way it's meant to be played! Wish it had multiplayer and microtransactions to get more enjoyment out of it!
>>339669013
i kek'd
>>339678039
Who wants those useless mods those weabos pc shitters use, right?
>>339677872
>>339677952
GET OUTTA MY FACE WITH THAT
OBSIDIAN ARE HACKS* cough*
why dont you buy a good game for once? Adults these days so hard to sell too
I BET YOU PLAYED FALLOUT 1 AND 2
>>339678214
actually, I did in fact play Fallout 1 and 2! thanks for noticing, Mr. Beef Jerky man!
>>339678039
Ah thank you did you enjoy far harbor?
>>339676409
>>339678214
Are you proud of me Todd?
>>339678214
Yeah, they were pretty good. I didn't have time to buy 3 though, so I just torrented it. Heard it was really expensive, too, looks like I saved a few bucks.
>>339669317
because /v/ is full of retards that don't know the difference between Bethesda Softworks and Bethesda Game Studios
>>339678349
How does "no" sound?
Sound good?
>>339678437
thats good anon-chan!,
why am i not seeing any DLC pre orders or confirmations anon? You did buy them desu?
one of my favorite memes from recent memory.
>yfw todd is actually the person who created this meme
Hey Todd wanna hear a joke?
>>339678567
why not anon, not enough gay folks?
>>339678783
Yeah go ahead, buddy. Shoot.
>>339678604
I bought the fallout 3 goty edition for pc, have still to do it for fallout 4. I'll commit sudoku. Can't bear the burden of disappointing you Todd-sama.
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
>>339678437
I recommend the season pass, it's full of great content for the players™
i just want to say that every todd thread is a beautiful todd thread
Buy my mixtape
>>339678880
No, I need that money for Food and Water!
Psst, you hear it?i don't like the Doom series
FALLOUT 4 AND D44M ARE GOOD
OBSIDIAN SHITTERS OUT OUT OUUT! THE METACRITIC DIDNT LIE
>>339678968
EMPTY THE CONTENTS OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND TRANSFER THEM TO ME IMMEDIATELY
>>339674015
Hey, asshat. Fallout 4 is a great game. Shut up. No one wants to hear your opinion, dickweed.
>>339678879
dont do that now, Im glad! happy cant have you killing your self we need as many sales a- i mean we need as many fans as we can get
>>339678880
I don't have money, but I do have a bunch of New Vegas CD's. Want those?
>>339679092
Don't push your luck, sport.
>>339678872
Your game.
thank you, I'll be here all week.
>>339678958
This isn't a mixtape its a fucking commodore 64 cassette, at least those load faster then your shit game, no more dlc money for you, go to hell
>>339679041
No, Todd, I'm not giving you any money! Youll just have to get a job flipping burgers!
Toddposting is the greatest thing ever.
>>339679041
Shhhh my clone you are going at them too hard. now go back there and ease into it a little lighter ok?
>>339679147
Do it pussy, you don't have it in you just like your game doesn't have any decent things in it!
DO IT
None of you are actually discussing video games, where are the mods?
>>339679147
But Todd, if you blow yourself up, you won't get any more money from your sales! You don't want that, right?
>>339679062
Thanks for saving my life, I was about to do it when I saw your message! I promise to buy every single of your games and dlc on launch for each system!
>>339676636
Do you see this thing that I'm holding here, sir? It's in my game, and I won't pull the pin if you purchase Skyrim™ Legendary Edition and Fallout™ 4 + Season Pass off of steam right now.
ONII-CHAN, BUY MY GEIMU!! SEASONARU PASSU!!
>>339678958
Sir, this isn't a mixtape, this is a block of ice carved into the shape of a cassette tape.
>>339679315
Save your hate for unknow Youtube celebs cancer. Toddposting is fun, and it's vidya related.
Hey stud you got that fallout 4 DLC?
i dont know what ill do if you let me play~
Hey, why are you all bullying my brother? Why don't you be nice and buy m--his game?
>>339679414
Get a job and buy it yourself, you stupid hamster!
>>339679012
That's okay you just have to buy the only one that matters, I promise you'll love it
>>339679315
This is a lot better that those cringe-worthy waifu/not-porn/and most shitposts we see everyday.
>>339679417
Sounds to me like you could use some glasses. You should pick up those brand new DLC glasses pack!
>>339679490
THERE YOU ARE YOU BITCH, TOO BAD I ALREADY PIRATED AND I'M NOT BUYING THE DLC, YOU TOOK TOO LONG
This is why you should buy my game.
>>339679315
14 Overwatch threads that belong in their containment thread on the containment board is a whole lot better huh?
When you purchase your copy of Fallout 4 and associated DLC, you DO get to bring friends! And make sure they also purchase Fallout 4 and the DLC.
>>339679730
WHAT
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COMPUTER?
WHY AM I BUYING FALLOUT 4 + SEASON PASS AND DOOM 4 + SEASON PASS
AT INCREDIBLY GOOD VALUE!?!?!?!?!
>>339679407
I'm not worried. If it inspired something in your game, then it should fail to work properly just like the game! You surely strive for realism in these things, don't you?!
Hi To...er I mean God here. Just wanna make sure everyone is being good Christians and preordering everything my best friend Todd Howard makes. He's a good Christian, you need to be more like him. Good day my children and don't forget to enjoy the new DOOM, I'm cool with that stuff now.
EDIT - Oh dang, I forgot to post a picture! Excuse the last post haha!
>>339679845
It's a big deal
>>339679845
Feels good doesn't it?
>>339679626
Nah, I'd rather spend that money on something better. like New Vegas.
All right Todd(s) the jigg is up, this is the FBI. You're under arrest for fraud, racketeering, conspiracy, manslaughter, intention of corporate espionage and murder.
You and all your gay clones come out with your hands up or this is gonna get real fucking messy, I got SWAT and the rest of the boys in blue out here, so you might wanna think twice about doing something before we paint walls with your brains.
>>339670692
You can play as the mother too you fucking shitlord
>>339679845
You should buy it twice. What are you, a Jew?
What do you wanna buy, stranger?
Buying Fallout™ 4 almost makes you wish for a season pass winter! See, we at Bethesda remember New Vegas!
THANKS FOR TUNING IN /v/ TO THE ADVENTURES OF TODD HOWARD
IN THIS EPISODE TODD WILL.....
>>339679978
You will never take me alive!
>>339679978
Officer, you can head back home. We'll hadle this case.
I really want Todd to see this meme
>>339680026
I was looking for a copy of Fallout New Vegas. Do you happen to have one?
>>339679978
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH?
toddposting is always top-notch shitposting
>>339680142
Lol'd
>>339680161
W-what? You better be kidding me. That game was developed by a bunch of hacks. You meant to say Fallout 4, right? That'll be 59.99.
T- Err Grey Wizard time traveler here, I just picked up Skyrim and holy shit I thought I went back in time all over again. You can do literally everything in this game, I'm a grey wizard I'd know. Oh and check out some of this guy's, think his name is Todd Howard's games(such as D44M and Fallout 4), this guy knows his stuff
Goddamn it Todd posting is the funniest shit here and I don't know why. These threads make me spew my shit.
/r/ing that image of a kid reading a stocks mag behind a hentai cover
>>339679880
I'm kind of a polytheist though; I worship the guys over at Obsidian, CD Projekt Red, From Software, and Rockstar. Maybe I can squeeze you in.
Shhhhh...
Post rare todds
>>339680270
N-no I just want New Vegas p-please.
Do you think Todd would enjoy this meme?
>>339669013
stupid meme thread
>tfw you will never be good at photoshop
>>339680531
if He does know about it, He probably tolerates it since it gets people talking about Fallout 4.
>>339679978
Sorry sir, I'm afraid Mr Howard isn't in at the moment, might I recommend buying Fallout 4 and it's top of the line DLC to ease your nerves until he returns?
>tumblr
>>339680483
New vegas doesn't
even have far harbor dumbass
>>339680026
Yes can i get one copy of Fallout 4 for the PS4 WITH the season pass?
>>339680456
i love todd threads, this is /v/'s bane threads
>>339680531
I'm 99.9% sure Todd started it.
Also
>Select all portions of picture with street signs
>Shows picture of a dumpster
What the actual hell CAPTCHA
>>339680651
Neutral contempt
>>339680673
I don't know why but I find Todd threads so amusing. I almost feel bad for being a meme-loving fuckface, but I can't help it.
>>339680483
YOU FUCKING RETARD! NEW VEGAS IS SHIT AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO PLAY IT ARE FAGGOTS WHO ENJOY GOOD CHARACTERS AND WRTING IN RPG GAMES. OH, AND LORE. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT? WE HAVE GUNS AND VIOLENCE AND ITS REALLY COOL! YOU GET TO BUILD A FUCKING VILLAGE! YOU FAGGOT BETTER BUY FALLOUT 4 RIGHT NOW. GET THE SEASON PASS TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. FUCKER!
I've run out of Todds
>>339669013
I AIN'T BUYIN TODD
GET THE FUCK OFF ME PROPERTY
>>339680730
sheeeeeit
>>339674947
now shop peter hines, emil pagliarulo and adam adamowicz on it
>>339680673
Todd is a big meme
>>339680808
Sir can you sell me some console mods please?
oh no price is no issue see i have my dad's credit card im good
>>339680808
and random gay people, don't forget the random gay people!
>>339680808
Instructions unclear. Bought The Witcher 3.
>>339680902
For you
Umm, Mr. Howard, sir, the thing is I am a NEET with a sophisticated taste in videogames and not enough money to buy your games. Off to play my pirated Arcanum and Fallout 2.
>>339670476
The single player stuff is okay
I'm glad I just played my friend's copy instead of buying it myself though
Going to stop posting in this thread now and enjoy a good GAMING SESSION of Fallout 4!
>>339681109
you are not supposed to play it sir, just buy the season pass
>>339681109
may we see the case of the game sir?
Everytime I build a fucking settlement, it turns into a damn fortress.
Post these on his twitter account?
>>339681437
A shit one as-well.
Aaaand it died. It was good while it lasted gentlemen, have a good night.
>>339680649
Of course, kiddo. Here you go.
>>339681590
Thank you, im only 12 can i give you my parents debit card?
>>339681537
I don't use mods. And I don't have severe autism.
Hey, Todd. How do you feel when W3 is higher than Fallout in Steam charts?
>>339681437
>>339681537
What PS2 game is this?
>>339670476
since 2007/8 when the gaming industry went to hell
>>339681537
Holy autism
>>339681706
Not a very good one
>>339681706
I recommend shutting your mouth, bitch
>>339681537
settlement building was pretty comfy in fo4 once you learned how to snap shit together
too bad literally every other aspect of the game fell flat
is there a building mod for NV like 4's yet?
>>339681706
I play on the lowest settings possible with grass disabled. It's a habit.
>>339680456
>>339681771
>>339681825
>>339681893
I just want to know what the name of the game is
>>339680926
Here you go. A mod that allows to see through scopes. Only 9.99.
Wow, you are such a nice kid. You don't play New Vegas, do you?
>>339681969
Junk Builder 2015, now with FPS Gunplay Edition.
>>339681969
TES IV: Oblivion
>never bought skyrim or fallout 4
>pirated both instead
thanks for the games and dlc todd
Who came to the premier?
Gentlemen, I'm leaving. You all better have Fallout 4 and the season pass when I come back. Got it?
>>339682014
My mom got it for me,Too complicated And there where no Brotherhood armor guys! There where a few but they where the bad guys i returned it
>>339669172
>doom
>good
Lolllllllllll
Nice try Beth shill, nobody is going to buy your AAA shovelware and 50$ season pass
>>339682182
No, Todd, My children need to eat, not buy Fallout 4 or the Overpriced Season Pass.
O SHIT THIS TURK IS COMIN FOR YOU
lucky todd howard is around But he will only help if you can show im your downloaded DLC
>>339682445
Collectors edition right?
>>339682510
SHIIIIIT
Todd Howard lies compilation when
So guys, what are some mods you're looking forward to paying for?
>>339677020
Make him port it to Xbox
>>339682841
The mod where I refund my copy of Fallout 4
Well it was fun while it lasted night fellas
>>339683092
Ah fuck! Todd, what happened!
>>339681912
kek
>>339683196
Ha ha! That's a good one Anon! Why would anyone ever want to refund Fallout 4™? It's the most engaging entry in the Fallout series thus far, and soon it'll also be the one with the most mods once we sue Nexus into bankruptcy.
Now, I'll ask again politelydon't make me get my narc on you fucking bitchwhat are some mods you're going to buy?
>>339683761
the one that turns Fallout 4 into New Vegas. You know, a better game?
