D.va thread
>>339645993
I'm in love with D.Va!I'll probably never play her game, though
>>339646152
Same. I feel like I put in way too much work to get so little out.
She's still best girl though.
post more gamer goblins
i do what i want then i spaz
>>339646152
I could never play her, I hate people the same race as me.
I need your best D.Va strats
>>339646843
Rush to point A on every map
distract te enemy team long enough for your team to move up while the enemy at your spawn comes back to stop you
If you're still alive, repeat for point B
If you died on the point, swotch characters
>>339646963
>>339647974
The things I'd sacrifice in life just tohold their hands.
Nerf This
>>339648179
I just want to stroke that hair
>getting a buff
>mfw
>>339645993
I'm taking a break from D.Va until she gets her buff
I'm learning how to play Pharah now
>>339647974
ohh baby
>>339645993
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it'd be nice if you shitters stopped picking her over winston and then getting melted the second you pop your clunky asses out.
>Gamegrills are totally cute and funny and sexy when it's a 2D grill! XDDD Cute! CUTE! CUUUUTE!
i main dva and am good with her
The moment I realized that D.va's ult can be dodged by just hiding behind literally any cover I lost interest in the hero and her shitty fucking guns. She's probably one of the worst heroes in the game.
>>339645993
I never play D.va and everyone I see playing her is horrible. But I think people don't use her right, and she is not usefull in every situation.
It's suposed to go flying on melee range to a sniper or a support (not lucio though) and then bail out. If you are not doing this character makes no sense.
>Having a thread for a script kiddie
/v/ is the absolute worst
>>339649380
i once went on a 29 killstreak as her and got play of the game using her ult
i she isnt a easy charecter to pick up tho like soldier 76
I want to breed D.Va
I want to be D.va
>>339648179
Pervert.
>>339649260
If Gamer grills were actually good at games (let alone actually played them) like D.Va allegedly is then sure /v/ would like them.
She would be my favorite if her gun was a bit better
>>339650394
Yep, her pistol needs a bit more range and power. For that matter, Mercy's pistol needs a little bit more range as well, as it does quite well for a support weapon. 12 shots from it is usually enough to drop or heavily wound any character in the game.
Dva's pistol though doesnt do shit.
Yes
>>339651156
What is that face trying to convey?
>>339651356
shes a tryhard
DID SOMEONE SAY, SHAD THREAD?!?!!?!
>>339650234
>girls don't play games
>And they all suck!
lel
>>339652050
I want to like it, but my dick senses something is off.
>tfw like dva as gameplay but hate everything about her about character
At least i got the junk skin
Zarya is about the same deal except her personality is better, just the shitty fucking hair.
>>339652050
Christ thats ugly.
>>339653364
You're right this isn't futa, what the fuck?
No matter what angle I send my mech flying in, I never get a single kill from the ult
What's the best way to use it
>>339649530
>29 killstreak as her
Yeah and in all likelihood your team did 97% of that work as you can tickle someone for 1 damage, run off and still get kill credit with how eliminations are counted in this game.
Not hard to do since you can pepper a room with rounds with her mech (but not actually kill anyone).
>>339653860
If you stand in the blast range you can guarantee at least one kill.
>>339649228
I play both of them mainly in koth and they have slightly different strentghs.
D.Va excells in closed off koth spots, Winston is better in the open ones.
>>339653860
Honestly don't expect kills. It's more useful as something to make the enemy team scatter. It's good for throwing in on big pushes or using in overtime to clear them out of the objective.
If you actually want to get kills with it, you need to take advantage of chaos. It has such a long timer that enemies have plenty of time to take cover so it helps if you use it in the middle of a big fight when enemies might be too distracted with your team to properly take cover. You can also coordinate with characters like Mei, Zarya, and Reinhardt to use your ultimates at the same time.
>>339653964
>friend plays lucio running around briefly spamming M1 at everything he sees
>HAHA OH WOW MAN LOOK HOW MANY KILLS I GOT, WORST TEAM EVER HAHA
>>339653860
There are 3 ways to get kills with the ult.
1: Play on a team that purposely sets you up for it, with zarya/reinhardt/mei/readhog/etc.
2: Throw it into an area behind the enemy team when your sick-ass teammates are forcing them to retreat. Either they run into your ult, or they run into your team.
3: Play against absolute retards.
Since having a good team is pretty much impossible, the only real way to get ult kills is #3.
>>339654585
Lucio's gun actually does decent damage though
She'd the kind of girl that does anal only.
Why does Lucio have a bunch of dildos strapped to his head?
>>339654720
Yeah, but it's difficult to hit with, especially when you spend most of your time avoiding being shot so you can keep healing your enemies.
>>339653860
I managed to get triple kill with it yesterday because I grouped up with my friend who just got the game and everyone was less than lvl 10.
That's probably the only way you can get the achievement to kill 4 people with one ult.
>>339654720
>>339654891
You only need to tickle an enemy once in order to get credit for the kill, fortunately.
I wish she didn't sound like a cunt
>>339654804
To better fuck your team's ass
Now that Blizzard is removing Overwatch porn, are you all doing your part to archive it and redistribute it?
So I'd been pronouncing it "Dee Vee Ayy" but I just realized its a play on "Diva."
>>339654963WINKYFACE
>>339645993
>ANOTHER THREAD
What's undeniably the best character in overwatch and why is it roadhog
>>339655237
Because he's the perfect hero for solo Q
>>339655052
Stop being a gullible tool.
>you will never relentlessly bully and harass d.va until she's in tears
>>339654963
Her voice doesn't even sound korean in accent or pronunciation
At least Undertale talked about the game, you guys just shitpost. This is neo /v/ I guess, not much different from NeoGaf.
>>339655490
Thanks for the blog
i wanna have s*x with d.va...
>>339654963
I wish she didn't keep switching from having and not having an accent.
>>339655584
Thanks for finally gaining the courage to suicide.
Is 15.5 average eliminations good?
>>339653860
Fly into the air and then activate your ult. It's especially effective if you throw it over a wall you know people are behind.
>>339656682
I don't get it.
>>339657279
PS don't judge me for Bastion, I only use him when my team sucks and we're defending.
>>339656682
i like this style
i hope theres more
>>339657661
The original picture had pokemon characters instead of overwatch. It didn't make sense, either.
>>339654963
>voiced by half Vietnamese/Chinese Canadian
>>339649380
D.Va is basically a mobile flanker/backline harasser. The problem is that she's worse at this than Winston (the biggest competition), Tracer, Reaper, and Genji at it. She is easily the worst character in the game, her only competition for worst being Bastion.
>>339652050
>not posting the futa variant
D.Va is CUTE! CUUUUUTE!!!
>>339661984
Also, inb4 >tumblr
I literally just use it to get the freshest fanarts.
>>339662072
tumblr names show up on things taken right from google search so right now only autists should get fussy about it
This is your daily reminder to appreciate the cutest part of D.Va: her facial marks!
Look at how cute they are!
I think they should either up the mech's damage or remove the turning penalty since it's gun doesn't do nearly enough damage to justify it.
>>339655237
Because literally every other hero is sexually attracted to him
http://www.strawpoll.me/10316715/
Vote best girl
>>339664309
>Can vote for more than one
>>339645993
Will we get to see other MEKA pilots (like how we saw more of Pharah's power armor pals in the comics) or is D.Va the last one?
>>339652050
he finally stopped shitposting on his own website
>>339665330
Most likely in a comic, she isn't the only one. Just the most famous
Anyone got the salty meme with d va licking a dorito?
>Gearbox makes butch darkie tumblr women to appeal to the tumblr crowd
>tumblr loves the girly ivory Korean /m/waifu more
Too delicious an irony.
>>339662480
what are they for?
Not gonna lie, the only reason i like her, is because people pull out fan art so well. art based on her is much better than other characters
>>339665730
Attention
>Literally streams herself fighting Omnics
That's kinda fucked up isn't it
Reminder that J and K pop idols are contractually not allowed to lose their virginity, date or get married and have to be seen as pure with every aspect of their personal lives controlled as long as they are popular.
>>339665741
>>339645993
DVa's small but perky tits!
>>339666412
What the hell is that suit made of? Even with body paint you wouldn't see her clitoral hood that clearly
>>339654963
You can change the voices to Japanese/Korean
>>339666346
not entirely true (at least for kpop idols idk about jpop), stuff like not dating is true and idols get there phones taken away until they reach certain levels of success to basically keep they focused
It's not like Dva is an actual idol anyways
>>339657764
Can i judge you on dwarf and fuckin reaper then?
>>339665536
Doesn't help that regardless of character design, the artstyle is dirt awful.
>>339665730
to look like bunny whiskers i assume? Bunny seems to be her symbol
and >>339666127
>>339666624
K-pop idols have more freedom than J-pop. The Japanese music industry is seriously fucked up though if you read into it.
>>339666540
who cares
pussy is sexy
>>339666195
Is this a parody of something?
>>339666810
>is seriously fucked up though if you read into
Got any links to read about it?
I feel like now that K-Pop seems like a bigger thing, they're struggling to remain relevant
>>339666703
The characters themselves are pretty awful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD01RHzry7w
>>339666631
>having a problem with the dwarf
autism at its finest.
>>339666810
Are the "fuck your way to the top" rumors true?
>>339667263
only in j-pop.
>>339667357
Do they all have to do that? How do you know?
>>339667426
All of them idols.
I know because I'm an ex-producer.
>>339665536
the right. gearbox can go fuck off
>>339667086
Probably but I wouldn't know
>>339645993
What is this?, looks very cute.