shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
what's in the box, lads?
Something possibly video game related!
>>339602583
French vanilla pudding?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat
Hololens you poo in loo
>>339602583
weebshit/overwatch origin edition/dildo
dragon dildo
>>339602583
Ops dignity
well that looks interesting
>>339602583
Yo momma's ass
niggers
>>339602780
Oh nigger you didn't actually pay money for that. Did you?
>>339602780
oh what that isnt weebshit
>>339602780
I knew it! Gay feral wolves.
>>339602780
>[Return]
>>339602780
2nd post in and already I no longer give a flying fuck
have fun with your microshill thread, faggot
>>339602780
wait this is already out? is it as promising and futuristic as the video?
>>339602780
>gwyneth paltrow's head isn't in the box
you blew it
>>339602780
I want this thing so bad, but it's such a shame that it apparently has a tiny view.
>pajeet reposting from last night to get more attention
I don't see any purple paper...
>>339603008
Yo hold up: is that an open-faced sandwich?
>>339603008
>>339602780
>>339602583
shill detected, do you know how to do a fucking unboxing thread on /v/?
you don't reveal what it is until like 8 posts in you fucker
>>339602780
All of a sudden this thread has potential
>>339603008
FUCK THIS VR SHIT
POST SANDWHICH
The question is: can you make a holographic dragon dildo with it?
>>339602583
I saw (You) post this in /g/ this morning, (You) infidel!
>>339602780
>>339603358
OP confirmed for shill
>>339603327
anything you want
>>339603195
It's AR actually
Is it the future yet?
>>339603158
>waaaahhhhhh
>>339603605
if its crating that much geometry for flat walls this thing is fucked.
>>339603605
holy shit thats actually pretty damn cool. so much potential for this thing
>>339603780
what a time to be alive
>>339603605
how does goatse.cx look on it?
>>339603358
girls wearing foot jewelry turns me on, post more
>>339604093
so i can have ar 4chan windows all over my room?
neat
>>339604093
Computer, load up Celeryman please.
>>339603979
yeah good catch. Let me contact microsoft and tell them an anon on 4chan says theres a big problem with the hololense. They'll be glad to know you think their product is fucked.
It's a shilling pajeet, there is already a thread on /g/ where he shilled all webms already.
Also watch this faggot avoid all negative things about, like the abysmal fov window.
>>339603605
>>339604093
amazing, you can now shitpost in the matrix.
money well spent. buy more VR shit, goyim.
>>339603158
>muh fuckin ebin /v/ee culture
>>339604574
>muh newfaggotry entitlement
I saw your thread on /g/ last night. Fuck off.
>>339604647
>u will only get this meme if youve been here for 10 years xD
Okay.
>>339604483
why are you so incredibly butthurt? if it doesn't interest you, go away, it's very simple
but of course you can't, mental illness is a bitch
>>339603358
>>339604672
You have my full attention
>>339604093
>>339603605
>i have a thousand bucks in my pocket
>see this
>mfw
I'm tempted, this looks way better than VR gaming
>>339604791
It's 3000US Dollaridoos, buddy.
>>339604791
It's 3000 bucks though anon
I would wait a couple years until its blossomed a lot.
>>339604791
FoV is even worse than the GearVR and it costs 3000 buckaroos.
>>339604741
Obvious newfag detected
>>339604093
OK. Its a little bit cool
>>339604983
Okay.
>>339604889
>>339604927
>>339604980
>$3000
>much more expensive than VR
Okay did not expect this price.
welp, that was a turn off
Now that's what I call shilling. This guy deserves every penny.
>>339605112
Holy hell this shit has potential
>>339604927
Holy fuck. I could buy it but I don't flush money down the toilet. I'm curious as to were this will go.
>>339604791
Go to somewhere where you can witness it live first and only after that make up your mind. It's really not that overwhelming
>>339605112
Nice cock
>>339605112
the future
is
NOW
O
W
>>339604772
Pajeet pls, you just admitted you're actual shill with this very post.
>G-go away goym! Don't tell t-them I am shilling, i want my poo points!
How about you fuck off with your shilling and stop shitting ring up /v/ rajeev? You have streets for that.
I mean you people who get into ms as some prideful job then proceed to be cucked and shill for rupees are even more pathetic then designated your designated shitting streets.
>>339605112
kek
>>339605110
Just wait a year or two. Just look at the ass hats that jumped on Google glass right away.
>>339605112
Now this is going places
>>339605110
Keep in mind that it's a dev kit (you need to be approved by Microsoft before you can order one).
iirc, the consumer release is still a couple of years (and price drops) away
>>339605271
thanks for the confirmation
>>339605440
Why are you mentioning this? Go away faggot.
>>339605112
I will get one of these when I can get my waifu to walk in my room and lay on bed, etc..
>>339605271
>>339605440
Nobody cares, you fucking faggot.
>>339605112
I bet there's porn apps for that shit,right? i mean,it would be pretty cool to have your favorite pornstar in your room and shit.
>>339605440
Good, the knot is something you've gotta work hard to obtain, it's all the more satisfying once you do. It kinda loose its purposepun intendedonce you can easily take it in and out.
>>339604414
>>339605340
>>339605217
>Go to somewhere where you can witness it live first
>Keep in mind that it's a dev kit
So wait, the OP that have this, could it bean actual Microsoft marketeer? i mean look at the webms
Oh man, I can't wait to pay $3000 for something my 3DS can do. This shit actually looks promising! the future is here!
Finally I can look at web-pages through a tiny rectangle in the centre of my vision.
>>339605440
anal sex with edna!!!!
>>339605659
my guess is a dev who just wants to show it off while staying anonymous
>>339605641
Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?
>>339605774
if you can't envision the possible applications of this technology you're fucking retarded. this shit is much more advanced than the crappy AR on the 3DS.
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339605859
>>339605880
Not today
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
stop hating, it actually got a lot more potential than VR.
>>339605995
Add sequence:OYSTER
>>339605845
well it might be easy, by the looks of the webm its a black guy (he revealed his hand seconds before the webm closes) so go and check the ones that worked on it and see who it is
Let's reveal a shill today like we did with watch_dogs
>>339605880
>>339606028
>>339605880
nah
>>339605659
I'm not convinced microsoft would actually spend money/resources on shilling Hololens on 4chan of all places.
My guess is it's an eager dev from an external company that wants demo/brag about it.
Microsoft started shipping them recently, so it could very well be they just received the package and want to play with it.
>>339606163
>hurting immunity cat
Fuck you.
>>339606068
>>339606074
>black guy
I don't know, he looks more like a shitskinned Indian to me.
DESIGNATED shill on /v/ confirmed.
>>339605440
wings right up the butthole!
>>339606074
Guess who's in the thread?
>go to developers in the hololens website
>this pops up
Screenshot this, we have an actual marketeer
>>339606329
Your guess was right see>>339606349
>>339606301
Give me a print of OYSTER smiling.
>>339604093
I need that for porn... porn all over the walls... all over the desk... all over the ceiling and floor... everywhere....
>>339606349
Holy shit get Fucked OP
>>339606241
The first few webms on /g/ thread were from a white male(you can see hand) and the last ones are from pajeet hands, who was claiming to be op. I'd stay sceptical tb.h
>>339606241
4chan is one of the largest and most influential websites on the internet.
>>339606074
>>339606329
>>339606349
This. Marketers need to fuck off, especially if they're third-world subhumans like OP.
>>339606241
>I'm not convinced microsoft would actually spend money/resources on shilling Hololens on 4chan of all places.
holy fuck, we have a Sherlock here
>>339606543
stay delusional
>>339605112
it's all fine and dandy until you move your arms into your view and see your arms behind what you're looking at breaking your immersion and reminding you you're just a cunt with a screen on his face.
>>339606349
D E S I G N A T E D
>>339606463
>>339603979
>Thinks the camera would know whether things are flat if they are to have geometry generated within a second.
I'm sure they're better off with depth based dynamic tesselation, anon-kun.
Poly-count in this league is hardly the real issue in modern graphics anyway.
>>339606749
Computer do we have any new squences?
>>339606349
WE NEED A NAME
IM PILING UP THE EVIDENCE FOR A SCREENSHOT
>>339606612
>4chan is not huge and somewhat influential
You are the one who is delusional, Pajeet.
Also, don't forget, hiding as a marketer in 4chan is a piece of cake, as everyone can hide under our veil of anonymity. Literally free and immediate advertising.
>>339604791
You can do the same thing with a cheaper VR, just instead of being in your room you can be in whatever virtual environment you desire.
>>339606543
Hahaha.
>>339603008
I care more about the sandwich
>>339606850
>Paraphrasing with backpedaling
Oh wow, it's been a while since I've seen it done this obviously.
>>339604983
We know, we just weren't trying to draw attention to you.
>shill
>marketer
This cancerous meme needs to die as soon as possible.
>>339605112
>>339605659
>>339605845
>>339606074
>>339606349
>OP revealed to be a microsoft dev
>indian
>screwed up by revealing his hand
YOU
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>339606349
That guy in the picture is probably just a model
>>339606820
Pajeet
>>339605112
MY SIDES FUCKING HURT
>>339606905
Now Tayne i can get into.
.
.
.
Could i see a HAT WOBBLE and a FLARHGUNNSTOW
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339607068
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339606820
WE GOT A NAME
THIS IS YOUR SHILL
https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/holographic/meet_the_team
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339605491
>>339605616
>unboxing thread
>people don't want to talk about dragon dildos
Really, though. Be polite.
>>339606612
Oh right, I forgot that 4chan hasn't in any way shaped internet culture. Nobody knows what a "meme" is. Nobody can recognize a "rare pepe", or a "feelsbad man", or a "big guy". My mistake.
>>339607165
holy shit
>>339607165
Jesus we went too far
Shills BTFO
>>339607165
Dear god
>>339606349
Rip OP's job
GUYS, THERE IS LITERALLY JUST ONE INDIAN IN THE WORLD.
>>339605880
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>339607165
>it's actually real
OP BTFO
>>339607397
Fuck off, Neeraj
>>339605845
>>339606074
>>339606349
>>339606820
>>339607165
Are you all fucking stupid?
DESIGNATED SHILLING STREET
>>339605880
sabe me ed-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlE9KCKiNo
thread theme
>>339607165
>"Works on building Windows Holographic on HoloLens"
>marketeer on this degenerate website
jesus you fucking retards are retarded
>>339607165
POO IN THE LOO NEERAJ.
TELL YOUR DISGUSTING POOHANDED FRIENDS TO NEVER SHILL ON THIS SITE AGAIN.
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339607471
They're trying hard to be as retarded as they can
>>339607501
>>339607491
>shitskin
Go back to work, Neeraj.
>>339607471
Damage control
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>339607571
>>339607471
10 Rupees have been added in your account
MORE LIKE POOLOOLENS
>>339607471
kill yourself OP. your shady ways were found out and you will soon be unemployed. it's too late for damage control, Apu
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339607471
Are you? There are like 7 indian guys in the whole world, the chance that OP is that one in the photo is huge.
Fuck you Microsoft.
>>339607491
DESIGNATED
I'm sending this whole thread to microsoft
let's see if i can get one of them fired
>>339607526
there were plenty of blizzard marketeers asking if we pre-ordered overwatch
>>339607724
for what?
At least he was funny for some time.
>>339607594He is already at work, shilling 4chan.
>Come on /v/ to market your VR shit
>Now everyone on /v/ will only ever associate the hololens with shitting in streets
Great job OP.
>>339605880
I'm not really the one to respond to this type of shit but I want to have some sick banter with mah nigger eggy.
SAVE ME EGGMAN
You people are idiots. OP isn't on the team actually making the device, he's some random programmer who applied to get a HoloLens and they gave it to him.
>>339607730
This.
this whole thread is full proof that /v/ is littered with viral marketing
if microsoft can do it, so can others.
>>339607576
Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?
Why would people complain about a marketer for this?
Its 3000 bucks and still in the developer stage. Less than 1% of people here would have one in the first place. I think it's cool to see it.
>>339606163
GTFO
Screencap this thread; we can use it for future reference regarding marketers on /v/
>>339602780
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>339607840
Fuck off Neeraj go rape a woman or something.
this is how it looks through the camera
>>339607840
>implying someone would even want this shit
>>339607864
we have like 5 marketeers screenshotted in the past and none convinced the overfaggots
maybe this one will since its recent
>>339607937
>I can't afford it so nobody would want it!
>>339607850
>>339607932
POOPIE FOR RUPEE
>>339607724
What if he is a dark skinned person who doesn't work for Microsoft?
I've heard these exist.
>>339607730
>>339607845
>implying people can't just enjoy something bad
man those transformers movies sure were great i mean people liked them so that must mean its good
or its just shill :^)
>>339607964
The more the merrier.
>>339607932
so you get to look like a party clown while wearing it? I see
just as bad as regular VR
>>339607851
>Why would people complain about a marketer for this?
how fucking stupid are you? this thread is full of tryhard trolls
>>339602734
>>339608001
>Being a retard with your money
>>339607165
>He does not care how his hair looks.
Neither does Neeraj "Hot a WHAT Babhaabhiat!" Wadha care that the quality of his shilling is as shitty as the streets of his hometown.
FUCK OF NEERAJ
>>339608048
you're really new
>>339607964
post em, please
>>339607932
Are you trying to make me blind?
>>339608054
Who cares how you look while you are in your apartment using the PC? Do you wear pants too, fag?
>>339608054
read again, anon
>>339607932
Are you on development or what? It looks neat as fuck, but windows as a whole is garbage, so I'm not really considering it unless there is an open source alternative.
>>339608028
OH SHIT
.
.
.
I'm okay.
>>339603979
They're there to make it look cooler. I think it's actually just a texture, check how it fucks up near the top right corner. If it were actual geometry those seams wouldn't be fucked like that.
>>339607491
>Hello 4chan
What is this, a TED talk?
>HELLO WORLD
Only detached software developers and engineers still do that shit, fuck off neraj
anyone working on a thread screencap?
Anyone got a screenshot yet?
>>339608157
No need, half are people pretending to be marketers, half are people liking something, and thus being branded shills.
/v/ is garbage like that.
>>339608350
>being this denial
>in a thread with lots of proof on marketeers on /v/
yea sure pajeet
DONG DING
C'mon guys let's not get all excited and jump to conclusions.
All we saw was his hand.
>>339608282
>>339608334
>>339608335
Go back to redit, you meme loving fucks.
Can someone tldr time what happens in the thread?
>>339608458
Fuck off Neeraj and tell your bosses they can shove Windows 10 up their fucking kike asses.
>>339608438
>proof
Where is this mythical proof?
>>339608502
OP is brown. There is a picture of a brown man on Microsoft's website.
Thus OP works for Microsoft.
>>339608502
>be excited about a video game
>post any product you bought
>le shill meme incoming
>>339608502
>developer shows off his new microsoft toy
>people yell shill
>pretend to discover who the developer is by matching the skin color of his hand with an advertisement model
rubber dick
>>339608460
I'll get it later.We have important work to do.
>posts on /g/
>posts identical thread on /v/
>doesn't follow the usual "guidelines" of an unboxing thread
>his hands are brown
>find out there's a picture of an Indian on the "developers" page of the HoloLens
>find out that there's an actual Indian shitskin on the developers team called Neeraj Wadhwa
>OP doesn't even try to post any proof that he is not him or in any way a marketer
Confirmed shill. Fuck off, street shitter
I'm glad /v/ can still detect bullshit, even if half the board is retarded.
Just get a trip shillfag and make it easier on yourself.
>>339604093
It's the goddamn future
>>339608502
OP posted an unpacking thread, acting as a consumer who got a dev kit and immediately posted webms in minutes so it ticked off suspicion
Anons checked the hand (which is brown) and figured if it could be a marketeer they'd go check the website itself. and they got both a picture and a name, revealing that OP is a microsoft shill.
Lots of proof is already posted and there were marketing in /v/ many times.
>>339608668
Regardless of whether or not he's the exact poo in loo in the pictures, it's extremely likely he's a software dev that got sent a unit by Microsoft, ergo he's fucking shilling either way.
>>339608830
There are billions of brown people in the world, you imbecile.
Especially many in tech.
>>339608918
not a coincidence that there's only one indian working on the Hololens and OP posted webms immediately after the "unpacking".
Try not to deny it. see it for yourself
>>339608918
Yeah and how many of those shitskins have hololens dev units, you imebile?
>>339608830
As someone who was literally tasked with posting threads here about No Mans Sky, I can confirm people come here to spread awareness about products.
>fags on /v/ will continue to say we don't get shills and marketers here
ALL OF YOU
SIMULTANEOUSLY BTFO
lovely
>>339609075
I fucking know right?
5 Times already, now its a 6th
>>339602583
If you werent a fucking.faggot, it would have been a nice pony pussy from bad-dragon.like mine
>pic related
>>339604983
who cares.
>>339608830
>this whole post
pathetic
>>339609071
No where is safe from the shills, not even an anonymous Korean image site
>>339609171
are their pussies worth the ridiculous amount of money they charge?
>>339609107
>He's still going
The jig is up Pajeet, go help potty train your countrymen instead of posting on fucking /v/.
>>339609171
>bad dragon penetrables
>nice
>>339609241
absolutely not
>>339607225
>Making up meme gags for young people to spam and laugh about
>Influential
Anon, no.
I fucked up with the early post sorry anon.It was fun though.
>>339609171
>paying money to fuck an artificial pumpkin
You know you can grow your own fuckable pumpkins, right?
>>339609107
>he is still posting without acknowledging the claims of his shilling
The definite proof that he is a marketer. He doesn't even care. He just buries his head in the sand and desperately uploads his webms like a robot. Fuck off Neeraj
>>339608204
>open sores
>>339609107
Okay Pajeet the jig is up.
Since we all know your a marketer and can go free reign on Microsoft plans tell us what they have in store for E3 and what exactly is Xbox Scorpio?
Okay, wait a second.
I acknowledge that there are probably, definitely, shills on /v/
but for fuck's sake
you guys know that people hire actors for photo ops like that, right?
You know they don't just take people from the dev team, right?
>inb4 SHILL SHILL BTFO DAMAGE CONTROL
>>339606163
Immunity cat is immune to death.
![[RATTLES].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DctQHc3.gif "[RATTLES].gif")
Goddamn, this entire thread has me in tears.
>>339609449
LO LFUCKIGN REKT PAJEET
>>339609490
how old are you? 12?
>>339609590
OH SHIT
