Do you think D.va and Lucio are hot for eachother?
Their dialogues seem to suggest they really.. like eachother.
>>339593760
>Korean idol dating outside her own race
She would by lynched.
>>339593874
A back-ally-blowjob isn't a date, anon.
>>339594074
But D.Va doesn't have a dick.
>>339593760
How can a sigle character be so hot? It's like distilled sex.
>>339594074
It is if she swallows.
>>339593760
Asians seem to realize that our brazilian cock is the superior one
>>339594430
>admitting being a nigger
>>339593760
Nah, they're just both celebrities so they can relate to one another
>>339593760
>implying br niggers like anything that doesn't have a dick
BRs only care about fat woman and transexuals
>brazilian character is a loud obnoxious nigger
blizzard really did the homework on that one.
>>339593760
She likes his music, Lucio likes how shes also famous. I doubt it goes deeper then that. Now tracer and mei..............
>>339595212
Is Overwatch redpilled?
D.va is pure
>>339595342
disgusting shit fuck off
D.VA is a poopsocker. She literally shits in socks because she plays so much Starcraft.
>>339593760
No everybody is gay, you degenerate.
>>339595301
where is there any implication?
The more I play D.va, the more I enjoy her winky face
>>339595527
in literally all their lines and how much they like each other. Could just be tracer being tracer.
>>339595342
>Shad
>>339593760
I hope you guys know that they have a cannon relationship.
>>339595814
I hope you know your reddit fanfics aren't canon.
>>339595301
Tracer is getting the D from Winston, sorry
Why do you faggots make such a huge deal over race? Are you beta bitch whitebois like those cucks over at /pol/ or somethinf?
>>339595342
How can one make make all his drawings look like shit? I'm quite impressed.
>>339595342
Shad that isn't how depth works with arms
>>339595931
you try to hard to racebait on a anonymous website.
>>339593760
STOP PAIRING MY PURE KOREAN WAIFU WITH OTHER CHARACTERS
BLACKED is my fetish
>>339595604
>mfw a enemy team did just that in the image
>Reflecting as Genji still killed the Bastion even with the shield still up
>>339595975
Cuck off cumskin
>>339595895
Gorillas have 5cm erections. No joke.
>>339595931
D.Va isn't White though
>>339595981
>>339594430
>brazilian
I went to peru, and the spanish speaking japs/koreans on the bus with me seemed to only have one reflection about brazil
Dirty place, horrible people
>>339593760
Consider suicide,jew.
>>339596068
kk have fun on the bball court my wifes son.
>>339596103
He's a genetically engineered scientist, not a gorilla
He probably has a 10 inch thick for all we know
>>339595342
jesus christ, /v/ has trained me to pretty much laugh every time I see someone post a shadman picture here, only because I know the poster will get so much shit for it, and the thread will devolve into a shadman hating cluster fuck.
Koreans hate black people.
>>339596250
He's a fucking monkey
>>339596283
So do Americans. And Koreans hate Americans.
>>339593760
>You're that famous musical artist! I like your work!
>Hey you're that really talented gamer. Big fan.
Yeah, Anon. They totally want to bang and aren't just making idle conversation based on the fact that they're both well known and at the top of their respective fields.
Sometimes I forgot the people who browse /v/ are so devoid of positive attention they mistake any they see for love.
>>339596250
Since all apes have tinier dicks than humans, and white males have pathetic itty bitty cocks that can't satisfy women, does that mean that blacks are more human than whities since they have proper dongs?
>>339596469
see >>339596183 you memeloving fuck
>>339596345
>people have sudden nice moment
>not in a mating press 5 minutes later
why would the entertainment industry lie to me?
>>339593760
YOU'RE STILL HERE? FUCK OFF OP
>>339596535
theyre not that guy is just jealous
>>339596469
this fucking guy desu
>>339596530
Lol you're such a mad cuck, hahaha, did I it too close to home cumskin? I bet your gf is fucking a black bull right now, since you are such an emasculated faggot
>>339595342
>shad
>>339596675
nice bait, can I use it next time?
>implying the superior couple isn't D.Va and Reinhardt
>>339596670
>mystery skulls
bretty good
>>339596840
all those are great albums you just have to have an open mind.
>>339596321
South Koreans would be dead without Americans, ungrateful fucks, hope Trump pulls US bases out
There's only one couple in Overwatch
>>339595342
I cant understand this shit rl. Fact that Shad made nude drawings of her mother, doesnt mean his other drawings are shit. For me are awesome.
>>339596670
>>339597120
nah
Why is Lucio so overwhelmingly positive?
It's sickening.
I'd rather be around someone cold and apathetic like Mercy than the nigga that was so happy even Glee club got sick of him
>>339597145
Fuck off shad
>>339597145
what
>>339597145
Whoa backstory pls
Also sauce
>>339597208
>implying that russian cunt would have a fucking chance
Good one Blizz you fucking clucks
>>339596103
Yeah but it's current year where they can be scientists
I bet he has a huge banana
>>339597145
>Shad made nude drawings of her mother,
What?
>>339597214
>Why is Lucio so overwhelmingly positive?
That's the power of the beats.
>>339597208
it looks like they drew it to make it seem like zarya is winning but reinhardt is already passed the halfway point
>>339597379
>Her
What
I don't really get how you go from being a video game idol or a dubstep producer to Overwatch operative.
The skillsets don't really seem to intertwine that much.
>>339595342
The eyes aren't really badly drawn. Looks like shad is improving although slowly.
>>339597214
>Why is Lucio so overwhelmingly positive?
Because he knows he's the support most suited for dealing with the herd of cats that is quick play
>>339597363
Shes literally a world winning body builder in an age where they can make a monkey one of the greatest scientific minds. I bet shes much stronger then reinhart just due to his age and her pounding male hormones.
>>339597237
Something like he drew drew nudes of her as a present for some occasion. Believe it was for a birthday.
His own mother.
>>339594074
koreans hate niggers
>>339597457
pretty sure it looks like their tying there. Trying a little to hard to get offended.
>>339597567
>bodybuilder
>strong
>>339596161
>horrible people
Depending on the place you might be right about the "dirty" aspect, but brazilian people are nothing if not nice and kind.
>>339597665
Weight lifter I meant. spend a second and read her story dude.
>Zarya is a STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER
>Her entire character is being physically strong, lifting weights, and being stereotypically russian
>She is praised as a well written female character
Tumblr sure is fucking shallow.
>>339593760
The D.va blowing bubblegum heroic intro is far superior to this one
>>339597567
Body builders are not actually strong as you think, they are mostly for looks. True strength looks nothing like a body builder.
>>339596103
Hey, it all depends on what he can do with those 5cm.
>>339597667
t. José da Silva
>>339597632
what?
what are you trying to say?
>>339597497
Pro gamer doesn't suspend disbelief TOO much because the explanation that quick thinking and reflexes would help you control a mechanized battle suit's point defense systems holds up under at least a basic amount of scrutiny.
Lucio's backstory is probably amongst the ones in the game that makes the least sense though.
>>339594430
>slaves to Portugal
>superior
>>339597237
He literally drew a nude picture of his mother and gave it to her on mothersday. the captions being something like "keep our little secret" or some weird shit that seemed to implied they had some creepy incest shit going on together.
You can just google "shadman mom newgrounds" and it'll come up.
>>339597567
Nigga Reinhardt is 7'4 of pure muscle he would fucking obliterate her
>>339597754
Pretty sure no one thinks shes anything more then boring pandering.other then me I think shes cute. hehe practeece make perfect
>>339597774
>True strength looks nothing like a body builder.
This
>looks like a tub of lard
>was actually the world's strongest man
>>339597457
No it doesn't you fucktard, stop trying so hard to create a pseudo SJW issue out of nothing.
>>339597867
Reinhart is like 70 and requires a mech suit to walk upright most of the time.
>>339594430
What do you call a Jap obsessed with BR culture? A Huehuaboo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XKGfziuw5c
>>339597798
>Pro gamer doesn't suspend disbelief TOO much because the explanation that quick thinking and reflexes would help you control a mechanized battle suit's point defense systems holds up under at least a basic amount of scrutiny.
Nigger please. A pro gamer's reflexes hardly compares to that of a trained soldier that would have made more sense as the chosen pilot for it. D.Va's character at it's core is a mix of waifu bait and slight pandering the "girls can do ____ too" audience. I don't know why people still try to make sense out of her lore when it's obviously forced bullshit just so they can make sense out of her.
>>339597851
what the fugg
>>339597985
He's 61, get it right.
>>339597214
Pretty edgy dude
>>339597567
Pretty sure the same goes for Reinhardt.
>pounding male hormones
What the fuck do you think he's taking? It sure isn't estrogen.
>>339598085
well then all my previous points are invalidated aren't they? Hes should easily roll over the worlds strongest woman, despite him busting his ass open from just trying to flex all the time.
>>339597214
I'm guessing your not a fan of Winston.
>>339595604
>mfw pulling out D.va whenever I see this combo
>fly in from round a corner with shields up and punch the Reinhardt away
It doesn't always work but it always looks fucking hilarious.
>>339597214
because thats how brazilians are
>>339598085
How does that make a difference? He probably needs help to get out of the bathtub, leave alone doing a single push up.
>>339597214
You just need to break it down.
>>339598325
He manages to swing around a fucking hammer just fine. What's with your creepy headcanon obsession for Zarya being stronger than everyone else? Just accept the fact that if we're being somewhat realistic, the bigger dude is stronger. End of story.
>>339598038
>The Tigers eat their young.
That sounds oddly like an innuendo for a mother(tiger) using her child(their young) for sex(eat).
then there's:
>its our secret you and me, but keep it in the family.
It's their secret and they 'keep it in the family.' Do I need to say more? It's not like shad keeps it a secret that his mother knows what he draws on his websites, like cartoon CP, bestiality, and incest. It makes sense.
>>339597214
>enough with you being so happy all the time it's disgusting
Ok Reaper, I'd rather be with someone who is happy and talks a lot rather than some quiet autist, because at least then I get a good gist of them.
The only thing Lucio likes isUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>339597214
His line when you wub people is great
>Push off
Just the right amount of satisfaction and annoyance in his tone.
>>339598317
They are disgusting and worthless
>>339597756
I'd get D.VA to blow something that isn't bubblegum, if you know what I mean.
>>339597214
>pshhhh nothin personnel Lucio
>>339597214
t. Reaper.
>>339598540
>Speed boost around cart pressing M2
>Ducking and weaving with HP boost pressing M2 around cart
>Blindly firing at retards when no one is in range for M2
Truly Lucio is the best design
>>339598560
yes we are perfect
>>339597851
>>339598441
Nice. Just like my japanese doujins.
>>339598416
Because of his armor you massive faggot, I don't care about Zarya but you need to take Reinhardt's wrinkly grandpa dick out of your mouth already.
i thought shad was a girl
>>339598736
>duelling with offense classes and winning
>>339597851
>Mothersday 2011
>Forgotten Things remembered.
>The Tigers eat their young.
>Let me show you how I love you, its our secret you and me, but keep it in the family.
>Living doubt in your heart.
>A Portrayal of my wonderful Mother I love her.
Jesus.
>>339596161
>Peru
Literally Brazil's Mexico, peruvians come illegally to Brazil looking for jobs and end up doing circus tricks under red traffic lights for pennies, even Cuban and Haitian refugees are better.
I ship D.Va withnobodybecause she probably has no idea how to deal with guys who aren't blindly throwing themselves at her because OMG GAMER GURL.
It's fun imagining her crash and burn horribly after trying to get her mack on by talking about her Gamerscore or Level 100 Charizard or something.
>>339597972
just look at the picture, nigga. rein has clenched teeth and is obviously pained while zarya looks calm, but if you look at it rein is winning. I never mentioned anything about sjw's, you did. its just doesn't make sense the way they drew it
>>339598802
>I don't care about this character but I'm going to ardently defend her honor in this whole thread and act like a turbofaggot for no reason
Push off, you fucking loser. You're the one instigating.
>>339599083
Nope that was a different anon, cocksucker.
>>339598736
>>339598880
>defensive payload
>only teammate still alive
>entire enemy team is trying to push the cart
>just aimlessly jumping around on the cart while pumping up the jams
>cart doesn't move an inch by the time my team has returned, and I'm still dancing around
Feels good
>>339597214
Because the black male character has to be friendly and non threatening, lest blizzard be denounced as racists
>>339599131
Then you can both shut the fuck up you weak beta
>>339594123
underrated as fuck
>>339599153
except he's not black, he's mestizo
Why is Roadhog so perfect?
>>339599153
The black male character also is a smoke monster who does nothing but scream DIE DIE DIE at people
>>339595342
What's with all the hate for shad? I've seen the shit you people do in your drawfag threads, he has better understanding of artistic direction and technique than what's shown in any of the work I've seen from the people on this board.
Heck, half the shit you people do is 'I follow YouTube tutorials'-tier. More than half of the crap you people draw is also in the massively overrated (and insanely unimaginative) anime/manga style. Learn to draw for yourself and stop hating on people who aren't afraid to veer from what's popular and safe.
>>339598736
>running circles around Mcree and punching him in the dick
unbound joy
>>339595342
It's D.va, not T Rex Shad.
>>339594123
Y-you mean she doesnt!?
>>339599145
I did that on Hanamura point A, just skated around the outside for a while while the enemy chased me like idiots. Pretty sure it saved the game.
Not to mention skating on the inside of the hole in Ilios to contest it.
>>339598948
Truly living the dream
>>339593760
They are just two colleagues talking to each other what are you on about /v/irgo
>>339597214
I actually know a black dude that has the same personality. He's fun in small doses but it mostly comes off as fake and tryhard.
>>339599421
>Not to mention skating on the inside of the hole in Ilios to contest it.
well, i know what i'm doing next game
i was too scared to try last time i was there
>>339599509
me on the left
>>339599047
>I want my waifu to be pure so I can fap to her with no regrets
jokes on you 100% of the gamur girls have bf
>>339599598
D.Va doesn't! She's pure! PURE!
>>339597214
go to bed skullspin
>>339599687
pure shit maybe
>>339593760
No Diva likes GIRLS, GIRLS
>"McCree is OP"
>"He deserves his nerf"
>>339599561
It's broken against idiots because it's free overtime for as long as you want.
No one tried to shoot me but I assume you're done for once someone cottons on.
>>339599863
This.
>>339599867
but seriously, who the fuck thought fan the hammer roll fan the hammer was okay.
>>339597851
Did annyone ever doubt he is a sick fuck? Pro Tip, most artists are and by judging his shit, especially the early stuff, you can tell he's one of the worst.
Doesn't mean I can't fap to some of his stuff though.
>people are friendly with one another
>OMG THEY'RE PROBABLY HAVING MAD SEX
I want batshit shipping to end
>>339599863
Why is Tracer always the token dyke?
>>339600164
>he is friendly for no reason
Lmao get cucked faggit. Edge life is best life.
>>339600384
t. Reaper main
>>339600164
People who call themselves fans of something almost always have a very low creation gradient.
Take this average reader of my chink drawings.
>i hate the fact that they already “did it” T_T darn it! uhuhuuhuhu my beloved hori >.<
>and they do it “once in a while” uwaaaaaaaaH!!!
>>339595342
i hate this shadman is bad and can't draw meme.
im not in with it, i love the heterosexual stuff he draws
>>339597214
hello Reaper
>>339597754
Her writing comes with reaction to ormics. She's pol-tier when it comes to robutts.
>>339595342
>draws for years
>improves only slightly
Good ol' shadman.
>>339595342
Good ol' shadman posting, guaranteed replies, always.
>>339599238
That chain-pull and alt-fire on his shotgun tho
Is there any difference in damage between m1 and m2 on roadhog? I know m1 does like 225 damage.
>>339599238
>lucio, winston and bastion above reinhardt
>>339593760
She takes bbc.
>>339600259
Just the way she gets shipped, I suppose.
>>339600259
>caring about shipper shitters
>>339595342
Shad please get off your computer
>>339598317
yeah right. I know BRs (too many) and they are narcissitic assholes that think Brazil is the shit, when it is actually more shit than Poo, India.
>Mercy takes muslim cock
>D.va takes nigger cock
>Tracer takes ape cock
>only pure women is le bad terrorist Widowmaker
So why do we pretend overcucked are the good guys?
>>339599263
Reaper isn't a nig nog. He's a bean.
>create japanese character
>call her korean
>>339596469
White males have bigger dicks on average, genius. The world's longest dick belongs to a white guy.
>>339601557
>only pure women is le bad terrorist Widowmaker
She was married got kidnapped then got mindbroken came back and killer her husband. she's probably the least pure character.
>>339597120
I really hope there will be an animated short with Roadhog and Junkrat on Route 66 with Mad Max style
>>339596469
>>339601839
actually dick size is inversely proportional to intelligence. that's why asians are the smartest while blacks have the largest dicks
>>339593760
It's only natural.Brazillians are constantly fucking the gaming community.
>>339601923
Sadly they only do animated shorts with popular / important characters. My guess is Mercy next.
>>339601919
>Widowmaker was doujin style mindbroken
hot
>>339602032
>[angry incoherent japanese screaming]
>>339601932
Keep telling yourself that
>>339598537
>>339598416
He probably is the strongest physically out of the cast besides a chimped out red nigger mode winston but goddamn do i feel sad for reinhardt. His body is probably wrecked from the lifetime of fighting, his mind is slowly going from dementia and it's implied he sees shit as a medieval fantasy world in battle, and once the dementia fully takes him he probably wont know who mercy, genji, tracer, torbjorn and the others are anymore. Shit is tragic.
>>339601919
>killing your husband to remain pure
Don't see anything wrong with and Talon are nice guys.
>>339595895
BLACKED
>>339602241
>this old, battered armor will break one day, but until then, we FIGHT
Blizzard's writing for the comics is consistently bad, but this line was nice
>>339593760
Koreans are the biggest racists. My princess would never do that.
>>339602061
>>339602245
Her husband was some kind of famous overwatch agent so talon probably sent the video of her being broken to her husband right before she killed him so he could die in despair.
>>339602032FUCKING CARLOS
>>339597756
I just wanna grab her sexy little gook ass and roughly fuck her right on top of that mech.
Leaving this here because of how god damned cute it is
Which overwatches are supposed to be villains other than Widowmaker and Reaper?
>>339595604
>enemy team does this with Rein, Bastion, Tor, and Mercy
>we have a single competent widowmaker or genji
>it collapses in 30 seconds
Why do people think standing in a single spot will work?
>>339602554
I would fan the hammer at dva if you know what I mean
>>339602617
Hanzo is the heir of a Yakuza clan [and Genji was as well before being thrown out], and Symmetra is the poster child for a inscrutable corporation that doesn't have a spotless track record either going by Lucio's backstory. Neither of them is outright villainous, but sketchy enough in their origins.
>>339598008
I thought it was just a reference to mech animes where they grab children to pilot the mechs
>>339602617
Roadhog, Junkrat, Hanzo, (Leader of Japanese yakuza) and Bastion used to be a human killing machine in the omnic wars but he stopped giving a fuck.
>>339601550
whatever you say gringo
>tfw poopin on niggas as Phara now
>>339597786
>>339599076
>>339597457
They're in the dead center, you moron.
>>339599153
lucio also stole his gun
>>339602672
I'd flash and fan her if you catch my drift.
>>339602821
mcree is an outlaw who trained under reaper as well
>>339599509
>hearts in eyes
Goddamn, I need this. Source? Google just gives me a bunch of political cartoons.
>>339603436more?
>>339599863
This is RAPE!
>>339602032
kek
>>339603653
Thats the only one
Well theres another but its just a slight variation on that one
>>339597851
He literally said he wanted to fuck his younger boy self
>>339594430
I know the feel bro.
>be half Hue hue
>I've only ever dated tight bodied 5 foot nothing Asian princesses
Feels good when you're cock is as big as their forearms
>>339603436
Pretty sure the entire cast wants to ride the hog.
>>339604415
>he wouldn't rape himself
D.va wants all the girls to pin her down and tickle her all over with their mouths!
>>339597621
Koreans hate everyone.
So do most Asian groups.
>>339603528
McCREEEEEEE worked for Overwatch, he's a good guy.
>>339606990
So did Reaper before he tried to usurp control from S76.
is it possible to see in-game what panties she wears?
>>339595342
>someone posted shad
>/v/ goes apeshit
Everytime
>nobody ships McCree with Mercy
They're both the same age, seems to fit. He's a polite former criminal, she's an uptight Euro doctor. Perfect.
Also on the Gibralter map, Winston has drawn Tracer on his chalkboard.
>>339604415
>not wanting to fuck your younger self
its not gay since it's you, it's just masturbation.
>>339607610
Yeah just look at her regular outfit. They're black.
>>339607610
>poos
>panties
>>339608361
>>339608396
any shots?
>>339596283
I've met several half black half Korean people in the military. When I lived in south Korea for a year, a black military guy with a rare blood type donated blood to some Korean teen girl and she wouldn't stop talking about how handsome she thought he was. They're still mostly racist but it's not impossible.
>>339597996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHKiKuU80Q
Its always weird when you're seeing some trailer for a Jap game then suddenly the singer starts singing in portuguese
>>339599238
>fags in charge of not looking like disgusting pig-loving perverts
>game is rated T
>middle schoolers are the voices I hear the most from team speak
how do I report these kids
umm d.va is pure!
>>339611849
post more hi-quality aesthetic lewd with her
>>339599238
D.VA so bad she didnt make the list. Stay mad shitters
>>339611849
Pure slut
Post more
>In the Berenstein universe people would be talking about Battleborn instead
>>339593760
MERCY
BEST
WAIFU
>>339599238
S - Mcree, Reinhardt, Soldier
A - Hanzo, Reaper Winston
B - Genji, lucio
C - Torbjörn, Junkrat, Roadhog
F - Zenyetta, Bastion
you can't fuck flithy omnics, silly :^)
>>339610335
Tell your parents.
>>339598441
>>339597851
>>339598948
It's lyrics to a Megadeth song about incest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liv0zx2LTj8
>>339593760
Ok, so I avoided making a Battle Net account for years because I strongly disliked their art style until they FINALLY made something different and more appealing. I wanted to give it a try but is your BN username login your ingame nickname or can you change it to whatever you want to display?
>>339594123
>>339595342
reminder that shadman is somehow a scandinavian (specifically norwegian i think) nigger
>>339597457
that's not a single spray
those are two sprays overlapped
retard
>>339597145
>Fact that Shad made nude drawings of her mother,
It's not a great picture but this idea gets me rock hard.
