Why the fuck would the Korean Government put their no.1 Starcraft 2 player to pilot a mech
Wouldn't the top FPS player be a better fit for this kind of thing
Also which race do you think she mained
female korean "professional" gamers only make it to the scene because they literally sucked a dozen dicks
not even memeing, this applies to idols and singers as well
>>339580097
Worst Koreans banned porn, they are fucking retarded.
because she has sick APM
>>339580097
It says right there that she mained random.
>>339580189
idols are pure
>>339580097
Zerg, she was definitely a Zerg player.
Also it's cute that Blizz thinks Koreans give a fuck about SCII.
>>339580097
Bae is getting buffed. I'm happy. She deserves it.
>>339580097
Protoss. As a Zerg player I can forgive her ways because she's CUTE, CUTE, CUTE!
>>339580427
To the public eye yes, plenty of them sneak around and try their damnedest to have relationships and sex. Which if they get caught becomes a huge thing where they have to publicly apologize, lose their job likely, and shave their head.
>>339580189
>Female
"She" clearly is transgender as no female can possibly rank #1 at any game.
>>339580097
You can't 100% queue and play random, also I think the implication here is she was so next level she could play all 3 at a pro level into any matchup.
>>339580097
Considering how her mech looks likely Protoss.
>>339580097
>asians
>good at any FPS
>>339580527
They can when nobody plays said game.
>>339580189
First children doesn't care for your human limits.
>>339580619
Gooks are really good at Overwatch because it's more of a moba than an FPS
>>339580097
Because Blizzard can't write for shit.
>>339580097
Because Koreans are ton exactly top tier when it comes to FPS, even if they have shitty Koreans shooters like Crossfire. If you genuinely asking this question, then because of Blizzard marketing, dingus.
Also protoss.
>>339580710
*ChristMetzen
Some of the people at Blizzard, especially the ones who write the quest text can be ingenious.
>>339580517
there was one idol that was caught having sex with a old man for money
>>339580823
Because idols are basically the equivalent of repressed catholics. Doing anything to upset daddy/ceo.
>>339580679
No it isn't.
>>339580619
>millennials don't know thresh
>>339580427
everybody look and laugh at this retard
>>339580541
>You can't 100% queue and play random
Wat?There has been one GSL random player, and many GMs
>>339580097
>Why the fuck would the Korean Government put their no.1 Starcraft 2 player to pilot a mech
Because she's clearly a natural at it.
>>339580097
D.Va is the absolute worst if you read her full bio and pay attention to how she acts in-game.
>has to play to win
>constantly mocks her opponent
>0 sportsmanship
>uses l33tsp3ak in normal conversation
>makes beta bux off being a streaming personality
>a shitter in every way but gets a pass off being "A CUTE"
If I had that representing my country, I would abuse the chance to shove her in a robot and send her off to fight an almost unwinnable war. If she dies, problem solved. If she lives, she's not just worthless waifu bait anymore.
And I'd say she'd main Zerg
>>339581043
>>339580541
can* ffs I meant can.
>>339580893
Then why are Koreans good at Overwatch but terrible at other FPS games, even their homegrown ones
>>339580823
>>339581031
dumbass
IDIOT
morons!!!
>>339580427
Korean idols are 90% silicone
>>339581134
Do you have any idea how much shit idols have to put up with? People even get off on your being a humongous cunt.
>>339581134
So she's your average girl streamer? Hell you could say she's your average girl period really, just replace l33tspeak with meme slang.
Good to know.
>>339581292
Well apparently she's actually good at starcraft so that's something of a deviation.
>>339581228
That's the face of someone who has taken some dick.
>>339580517
I just realized her name rhymes with someone...
>>339580427
I hope you don't actually believe this
>>339580427
Anon...how do you think they get their jobs in the first place?
>>339581398
>Had sex with a middle aged dude in LA 3 times
>got $33,300 USD
>dude was paying 11,100 each time just so the numbers would match up
Jesus fucking christ, who the fuck would ever pay 11.1k just to have sex. I get she's an idol and a celebrity and what not but shit, asians would fuck a white dude for free. Even Utada Hikaru fucks a bum ass goblin looking italian for christ's sake and she does it for free.
>>339580189
Nice pulling shit out of your ass
Koreans are exactly like Japs in a lot of ways, like not having a whole lot of sex because having a career is more important
Can't get anywhere by sucking dick
>>339581594
She married him.
>>339581704
Doesn't mean you have to fuck them. Besides that's even better, bum goblin dude got married to Utada fucking Hikaru and I bet he didn't spend a dime.
>>339581594
why the fuck you would pay $11k to have sex with a skelly with make-up and plastic surgery
>>339581239
>hating on glorious Korea
>using the idol tag
lmao
>>339580427
Most are probably involved with the Yakuza in some form, which means no, they're not pure.
>>339581680
>muh pure idorus
lmao
>>339580097
>Also which race do you think she mained
It shows in the image you posted. She's random. Granted, I don't think current league rules even let you main random anymore, so that shows how much Blizzard writers know about their own scene.
>>339581840
Well he's not wrong, tons of them get plastic surgery. Don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck tons of them, but they're not natural in any way.
>>339581902
Idk about GSL/SSL but it isn't a prob in anything else. Hell, you can swap race during a bo3 if you want.
I'd imagine there's no rule against it but since the teams want to win and all no one does it.
>>339581902
Well Blizz thinks Koreans give a shit about SCII like they did SCI and actively play it on such a ridiculous scale that one of them would be granted a fucking mech.
>>339580097
Do you know the US air force is actively look for gamers right? Why do you think this is? Because gaymars are the only ones besides the chairforce that will literally sit in a chair for 20 hours piloting a drone and getting sick 20 killstreaks on ISIS. You see where I'm getting at m8? Gaymars are preprogramed killing machines.
>>339581806
Skeletons are pretty good at sex actually, especially cowgirl. You should try it sometime anon.
>>339582023
Actually they do.. in a different way.
the question I want to ask is who the fuck would play starcraft 2 three hundred years into the future, since that is when overwatch is set,
hell who would play starcraft 2 thirty years into the future,
is she just the worlds best player in a league of like 3 people?
>>339582087
they might be good but not 11k good
>>339582048
>Do you know the US air force is actively look for gamers right?
sounds like bullshit
you have a source?
>>339582184
Its Blizzards way of saying goodbye to SC and hello to Overwatch.
Drone operators have the highest burnout rates in the military. Turns out when you make a normie do what amounts to playing video games 12 hours a day, they literally go insane.
>>339582184
man, as if blizzard actually took time to fucking notice that
>>339582184
She's the only SCII player, and Blizz's ego is so huge that seriously think their games will be played let alone remembered 300 years into the future.
>>339582225
Well I can't argue that.
>>339582256
Pretty much I mean she used to play SC but then she quit... for overwatch.
>>339580097
They used anime logic with her man, think about all the mech series that has pilots that are absurdly young.
>>339582241
http://www.dailyairforce.com/181/will-video-games-help-usaf-recruit-drone-pilots-/
this shouldn't surprise anybody since the US army even tried using an actual video game to help get new recruits.
>>339582184
Now you know their future plan for SC2....150 expansions.
>>339581594
alright faggots
ive got 10000$ to put on whatever i want, and im gonna spend it all on drugs and qt asian hookers
is korea a good place for this shit, or should i go somewhere else?
>>339582356
Exactly M8 welcome to the future. I don't think blizzard really needs to make another game for the next 30 plus years.
Maybe Faker will start playing Overwatch and NA will finally be able to win Worlds.
>>339582410
you should spend on video games
>>339580097
Because starcraft is harder and they only want to have their best people pilot their mechs.
Also korea has no FPS scene. It's all starcraft or LeL.
>>339582410
Spend it on drugs and hookers and than buy a gun and kill yourself in a shitty motel room in Kansas.
>>339582410
Spend it in Amsterdam or Taiwan, you'll get way more sex than at Korea.
>>339582543
>Also korea has no FPS scene. It's all starcraft or LeL.
You have no idea what you are talking about, SC has been dead for years in Korea.
LoL is still first place by far but the next two most popular games at the moment are Sudden Attack and Overwatch.
>>339582485
>lol
Why do you hate yourself so, anonymous?
>>339582392
About that, I'm pretty sure they said she's a SC6 player(local wiki notorious for ctrl+ving remains unchanged). Strangely, they changed it.. even english page doesn't state that anymore.
>>339582743
Because turn rates and endless RNG suck.
All this talk about Korea, we still talk about the Korea that isl in video game right, not the real Korea???
>>339581594
Has Utada made a new album?
Well, starcraft does develop a lot of military-relevant skills (and I'm saying this 100% unironically), but I would think she would be some sort of tactician or something, not just a super cute character in a mech suit.
she comes off a zerg player to me
>>339580097
>race
>>339582920
Yes it does. It's like chess on drugs. The original doom was used by the Marine corp to "train" their troops. Even the general at the time said doom was "at best a murder simulator" hmmm marines are trained to kill > doom is a game about killing. Im seeing a pattern here.
beucase blizzard doesnt have fps
can't make publicty of other genres blizzard dont have games
>>339582920
Starcraft is more about clicking fast than making incredible plays.
no female will ever get to the top or even go pro prove me wrong
protip:you can't
>>339583226
the whole clicking fast thing was because of koreans the average person cound't pull off half the shit these koreans fag do
>>339583152
>chess on drugs
I played online bulletchess on acid once
the Queen is a beautiful dancer...
>>339583226
nah
the clicking fast meme is funny because more apm comes from tapping hotkeys than clicking
it's a sweet combination of making incredible plays, while not tunnel visioning on the incredible plays so you don't stockpile money
>>339580097
>Why the fuck would the Korean Government put their no.1 Starcraft 2 player to pilot a mech
I thought it was just Metzen n gang using the Ender's Game storyline as her backstory.
Though I guess Ender's Game may be too old now for most of their fanbase to make the connection.
>>339583380
who is scarlett
>>339583380
tossgirl was actually good, but yeah, one outlier doesn't prove you wrong
>>339583548
a boy
>>339580517
It seems like really bad business to exchange professional careers for sex. Shouldn't their managers be wealthy enough to just buy some prostitutes on the side instead of putting the reputation of their whole agency at risk?
>>339583548
a man wearing girls clothes
>tfw you'll never have your dick sucked by a cute korean girl who went through a shit ton of plastic surgery procedures
>>339583548
>>339581398
dva is literally двa written in latin. dva/двa means two. overwatch lore is deep as fuck.
>>339583380
>no female will ever get to the top or even go pro prove me wrong
>>339583481
This pic always hurts me
>>339580097
>"Time to raise my APM!"
Not
>"I've got you in my sights!"
Reaction times and amputations are better on RTS players than FPS. Also, quickscoping is an FPS thing so there's no "skill" necessary to go pro. Just use the fastest weapon possible and remember routes.
>>339581219
Because Overwatch is so casual that anyone could be good at it.
>>339583739
>ever thinking the pope has time for pussy
Anon please
>>339583481
>i have made a huge mistake
>>339580097
>putting logic on cartoon game
oh /v/ you autistic manchilds
>>339580097
Can't unsee
>>339583481
It's nowhere near Ender's Game just because she was young. Shit, the fucking kids in Ender's Game are younger than her. You took one thing and tried to make a shoddy connection. Why? Purely to shit on Blizzard's new casual fanbase?
>>339582023
If she's was the best candidate for it, I don't see the problem.
>>339580251
that's what christianity do to your country
>>339582765
That would be much more fiting!
>>339583885
>>339583885
>>339580097
According to the lore, she was placed as a mech suit rider because she has gud reflexes because of maining Starcraft
According to reality, however, she would have been off better as a general in a battlefield due to being skillful at strategies from playing Starcraft.
FPS players would have been much better at riding mechs. Would also probably do actual damage with the mech's shotguns
>>339583885
>>339583885
Oh, that's what I thought it was
I feel dumb now
>>339584092
What if all the FPS players were drafted before the MEKA suits to be conventional forces on the ground and ended up being slaughtered by dirty omnics?
>time to raise my APM
>literally just press a button
>>339583885
delete this
What does APM stand for and what is it in SC?
>>339584179
>all men got slaughtered so now only women exist in korea, ripe for raping.
>>339584314
Actions per Minute. Pretty self explaining.
>>339583885
That's not what it was?
>>339584092
>she would have been off better as a general in a battlefield due to being skillful at strategies from playing Starcraft.
You've never played an RTS game have you? It's all reflexes, APM, and remembering counters. The grand strategy is to shit out more units than your enemy.
https://youtu.be/CdSKD3LRHV8?t=12s
The FPS player would just shoot the enemy. Become pro by clicking a button to shoot, one to prone, one to sprint. "You have the skills necessary to fight this giant robot."
>>339583885
I dun geddit
>>339584204
She presses the buttons quickly to shoot down incoming projectiles
I can't find/record a good version, here's a shitty .gif
Watch her hands
>>339584427
>>339584427
Wow cool.
Can you imagine her handjobs?
>>339584427
That's incredibly inefficient
>>339584427
Wow i never noticed that. Nice catch.
That's what she means by "time to increase my apm"
Any of you guys like her little moans and groans she does when playing? Death sounds get me erect.
Where are the voice files located
>>339580097
>She wasn't the only one recruited
>She volunteered
>They just wanted tactically minded young people, she fit the bill
>She had additional training too
literally nothing wrong with the backstory
Is the fact that D.VA is low tier due to her being a video game player who thinks she's hot shit in real combat but is actually completely worthless and in over her head?
>>339584673
How so?
>>339581915
>I married a white slag that's a literal landwhale and anything that's pretty and asian is plastic surgery
>>339585068
not him but
>spam buttons
vs
>keep button press'd
>>339584691
She also uses scripts and doesn't deserve her title.
>>339585145
Ill script her ass on my face
>>339585263
Mei you might wanna rethink your taunt.
>>339585263
What does D.VA's butt smell like?
>>339583734
>WoW pro
>hearthstone pro
>0-3
ill give you 1/2 credit hows that
>>339585323
Doritos, only the best for her
>>339580097
>dat bio
Literally tumblr fanfiction tier
>A girl being the number 1 gamer
Must be an alternate universe.
>>339585404
oh forgot my pic
dont get me wrong i want more of a female scene. ive never not played with really good female players but eve think devoting the necessary time to go pro would be pointless.
>>339585118
Presumably it's supposed to be automatic, but the omnic fucked with their automated systems to the point that the pilot needs to manually shoot down projectiles instead.
That's why they chose pilots like D.va with high reflexes and such.It also kind of just looks cooler imo
>>339585505
Or some weird tricky at work.
>>339581840
>glorious Korea
Korea is like the autistic version of Japan, it sucks.
>>339585589
hot
>>339585545
I seeI think it's cooler too but it's not that efficient if it wasn't for that omnic problem
>>339585589
If trannies looked as good as D.VA, I'd develop a new fetish
>>339585589
>Shinji
>Actually gets in the damn robot
Unrealistic
>>339585760
Shinji just knows how to tuck and stuff his plug suit. He's still the wimpy little shota he's always been while masquerading as a girl. He just gets to wear heels this time.
>>339585589
From a giant pussy to just having one, what a transition.
>>339580097
Blizzard doesn't own the rights to Armored Core.
>>339581840
which song is that from?
>>339585957
tfw Armored Core 6 will never happen when From Soft can just shit out Dark Souls 4: The Cycle Is Really Over This Time lol jk for eternity.
>Female professional gamer
Has there any been a rank #1 woman in ANY video game?
The mech is more complicated lex then a shooter. Have you seen Korean sc players? There fingers fly
>>339586287Joust
>>339586317
>fucking thing uses two joysticks
>didn't employs pros from the fgc
Then again fgc is largely garbage so maybe that's good
>>339586287
>>339585692
I thought Japan was the autistic version of Japan
>>339585073
You sound like you're in a lot of denial, Anon.
>>339584396
>https://youtu.be/CdSKD3LRHV8
I miss watching Starcraft.
ASSFAGGOTS are such shit by comparison
>>339586424
Nah don't buy into korean lies. Japan's more schizophrenic while Korea's autistic.
>>339586142
kys
>>339584427
new question:
why doesn't she use that laser to actually kill people rather than her shitty shotguns?
>>339586563
tastosis gsl is on RIGHT NOW m8
>>339580679
>because it's more of a moba than an FPS
Guess how I know you haven't played it?
>>339586287
No. Unless the game is played by less than 5 people or it's actually a tranny.
That's just because strong wymyn are afraid of nasty boy's clubs though you fucking misogynist.
>>339586627
Distance is even worse and probably only comes on for defense matrix.
>>339581915
>USA has amost the exactly the same plastic surgery/person rate as Korea does
>koreans are all plastic dolls unlike us am I rite guys? xDD
hang yourself
I would assume because operating a mech would require more coordination and knowledge more akin to a RTS rather than a professional rooty tooty point and shooty player.
>>339580097
Her face in the background, when she's squinting or looking angry, always reminds me of the fucking sponge bob kid - eyebrows and hair
>>339586880
D.VA is the best Metal Wolf Chaos player in the world.
>>339580097
She plays random, retard.
>>339586606
gonna need the band's name on top of that, thanks anon
>>339580097
Controlling a mech is a lot harder than lining up the dot on the screen, also Blizzard made SC2, how is this even a fucking question
>female
>#1 in the world in anything
lmao
>>339580097
90% of people reading this have no idea what that even means
>>339586646
holy shit tasteless got fat
>>339585589
You're acting as if this is anything new.
>>339587064
You need to turn off your brain when reading Blizzard fanfiction
>>339580097
>Women being good at video gaymes
>>339587225
>literally Asagi back story
>even widow suit look similar to Asagi suit, the color is the same as Asagi suit
Cool OC, blizz
>enemy mccree ults
>everyone in clear sight
>kill him
>get potg for shutdown
>"wow shitty potg no skill"
>>339587191
This is true, so I guess it's just Shinjiko putting the charade to rest finally.
>>339580097
It's a video game
>>339587151
yes he has. artosis is still just as autistic though at least.
>>339580679
>more of a moba
>is first person
>is a shooter
?
>>339587235
>women good at anything
Pretty fucking soon they won't even be the best at women exclusive shit, because of the trannies kek.
>>339580097
What makes the difference? Fucking NASCAR racers and Semi-Truck drivers would be more suited to piloting robots than professional Starcraft 2 players.
>>339587345
>doesn't tell us who he played
>doesn't tell us how much health McCree had
It really didn't take any skill huh?
>>339587925
>McCree
>Near full, headshot
>female
>rank #1
Fucking retarded. She's literally there for the sex apepal, that's the entireity of her character.
>>339583673
Or, you know, Diva.
You fucking retard.
>>339586996
lion heart snsd
>>339587685
>multiplayer
>online
>battle
>arena
overwatch ticks all these
>>339587345
>Get triple kill potg by dashing around with my dashing revolver because the ult is shit
>"wow why wasnt our macree that good?"
This is a bit embarassing to admit but I am literally in love with D.Va! I'm in love with D.Va! I love D.Va!
>>3395880466/10
>>339580097
>why the fuck would a blizzard game character be the no1 player of a blizzard game
>>339588380
Well I guess every game in existence is an RPG then.
>>339580189
>ywn rekt the enemy team then lose to their cocks
>>339588483
>tfw she only becomes world best because she made her opponents spaghetti
>>339588380
So does Unreal, that doesn't make it a MOBA.
This is why ASSFAGGOTS exists, to stop retards like you getting confused by the term
>>339588380
So do 80% of online games then.
A moba normally refers to a map with lanes and creeps.
>>339588626
>ywn fuck Korra
>>339585760
D.VA will be the villain of Homefront 3.
>>339588723
who
>>339580893
>>339586684
>>339587685
>>339588580
OW is an FPS in that it's first person perspective and you shoot at things yes. But characteristic FPS shit like aim, reflexes, ammo management, and pickup timings/management either don't exist or are completely eclipsed by moba-style team comps and ults when it comes to actually winning games. I don't see why talking about it as a moba is really all THAT outlandish although I personally stick to calling it an FPS.
Unless we wanna say presence of lanes and buying items are the deciding factor in calling it a moba despite all of the above. In that case I'm not sure.
>>339588723
wow she's cute
what's her name?
>>339588693
>ywn fuck a /fit/ brown goddess
>>339589145
>>339589549
>her
>>339588723
>no ass
It's a no from me.
Who is this semen d.va?
>>339589549
>she
>>339589289
Oh I love this no skill whatsoever meme, you still have to click on things fast for them to die, even if it might be easier than in Quake or UT.
And yes lanes, the siege, creeps and the character progression each match are the deciding thing to call something an ASSFAGGOTS
>>339584396
>You've never played an RTS game have you? It's all reflexes, APM, and remembering counters. The grand strategy is to shit out more units than your enemy.
Uh... I guess in the context of a diamond player vs a gold player, the diamond player will "shit out more units" and win by default. Obviously if you haven't gotten good enough at the game to get, and utilize, a good economy, then you're going to auto lose. That's just the absolute basic of the game though. It's like saying basketball is just about being athletic and being able to dribble the ball.
The mind games that go on in high level games shouldn't be understated.
Too many noobs compare it to real time chess when it's more like real time poker. Scouting/recon is obviously essential, but the other aspect of that is being able to operate with limited information.
>>339581858
>korea
>yakuza
are you fucking completely brain dead?
>>339580097
i wonder if i'd have an easier time getting a sk or japanese wife
>>339589985
>korea
>idol culture
>>339590109
Japanese. Koreans hate the west.
And besides, a Korean wife guarantees ugly children, at least you have a chance to see what she actually looks like if she's a Jap.
>>339589985
Korean idols are popular in Japan, even if 2ch hates them for not being Japanese. And the Yakuza are pretty well known for dipping their fingers in the idol business pie.
>>339588723
Science has gone TOO FAR
>>339590401
I'd dip my fingers in idol pie if you know what I mean
>>339589826
Where did I say "no skill?" There's still definitely the aim factor and when stomping pubs especially something like widow/hanzo can take you straight into awp city. All I'm saying is that ults/team comp are way more important when it comes to winning objectives. Most ults specifically work towards immunity towards traditional 'shoot me then i die' or are just straight up crowd control that immobilizes enemies and "team fights" almost always decide games. That isn't even mentioning the two or three auto-aim/wallhack ults in OW. All games I've won or lost were decided by ults and team comp and that experience has so far been supported by every pro/promotional match I've seen on streams so far.
Also the specific deciding factors for what constitutes a moba (how many of them matter or should always be considered) are up for debate and the term for a genre is bound to morph or change over time (HoTS for example which was shit and did away with items is still considered a moba). Especially when so many people who grew up playing nothing but mobas come into OW they will start inevitably calling it only a moba after seeing even one or two similarities.
>>339583635
>tossgirl was actually good, but yeah, one outlier doesn't prove you wrong
She wasn't. She was not even top 100. She was the only female pro and won all the female only cups, but that's about it.
>>339590632
I'd dip my fingers in D.VA's pie.
>>339590508
>It still doesn't have a functioning vagina
I'd say not far enough. Trannies being able to fuck and bear children would be the point where everyone will stop giving a fuck about their original gender.
>>339580189
You are a fool if you dont think the same happen to males.
>>339580097
The background of Overwatch is utterly shitty and not even worth reading. It's honestly better if you imagine yourself the background of the characters considering how shitty they are.
Widowmaker is brainwashed, got her heart slown down which is why she feels "no emotion" and is blue and yet, in the short movie you clearly see she shows contempt, surprise. Her own lines betray her shitty story
"that time I felt truly alive"
And there is still no explanation for why they are shooting each others in the game.
It is a mess. The short movies try to show the background as serious but the game itself doesn't care at all. The background is and will remain League of Legends tier.
>>339580527
False.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZboyfaVLM4
>>339583891
I agree with that guy, this is clearly the same concept as in Ender's Game. The kids there were chosen because only their minds, which worked at a faster pace than adults', could handle the amount of information which was thrown at them on the battlefield.
Much like D.va's backstory where she's been chosen because of the ridiculous apm requirements of the MEKA. It was in the first backstory they published about her.
>>339589607
this
pharah is top tier waifu material
>>339580097
She is teh rei in Korea, they make her in bulk.
Also Zerg
Strategy in real time games such as fighting games, RTS, and FPS all work very similarly. If she had a good understanding of how RTS strategy can be applied to other games she could learn to apply it to real life as well. It's a pretty reasonable design, furthermore an RTS player probably has an easier time learning to operate a mech than an FPS player, since they're good at dividing their attention and pressing a lot of different buttons quickly.
>>339590643
Items = Character progression
I mentioned the things I did carfully.
>>339590879
i miss the time when league actually tried to have a backstory and characters but then they threw it all into the trash and krathus is no longer an angry swamp lich redneck.
>>339588358
thank you kindly
>>339591395
Modern gamers don't care about backstory and lore.
>>339591340
I also typed out all those points you ignored and the part where I mentioned how genres can change carefully as well, but reading comprehension obviously isn't your thing.
>>339587225
>slowing her heart
Isn't that bad for your health?
>>339591907
No.
At least not until a certain point.
>>339591238
>The kids there were chosen because only their minds, which worked at a faster pace than adults
No the kids were chosen because they needed a mastermind they didnt have yet in the current generation. So they scouted the next generation in the hope to get one
>>339581797
> Gets married
> dosent' spend a dime
why are you such a virgin cuck
>>339590829
Where can I fuck wealthy mistresses and get a famous job in return? Sign me up
>>339583885
>>339583885
Well fuck.
>>339580189
Thanks...
Now i'm picturing D.va sucking a dozen dicks.
Go on, my son. What else do these filthy korean chicks do?
>>339594006
They lift their butt up in front of you and beg you to fuck it.
>>339583885
This is intentional. Look up Eva plugsuits.
>>339595760
No it isn't. Eva plugsuits don't have hands on the breasts.
>>339580097
Imagine the shitstorm if Mei was Korean.
>>339586287
It is like 300 years in the future, I don't think it's much of a stretch that esports would be more gender neutral by that point
>>339580679
>Dumb kids barely old enough to post on 4chan think anything with "characters" is a MOBA.
Yeah, that Street Fighter V is a pretty shitty MOBA!
>>339594006
Not leave the fan on all night because they're afraid they'll suffocate.
