IT'S HAPPENING!
Uh
>>339564118
proofs?
what did he mean by this?
>>339564118
>Super Steam Machine is confirmed!!!
>>339564118
>it's another HL3 roleplay thread
>>339564118
Confirmed that he joined twitter? Little redundant.
Already confirmed fake. Stop spreading this Reddit shit.
Confirmed, Half Life 3 still not coming out
>>339564118
Why the fuck do people believe this shit.
who even cares about hl3 anymore?
Valve doesn't make video games anymore, ya dinguses.
https://twitter.com/itsgaben
The post is real.
>>339565986
But is the account real?
>>339566061
It would be validated by now.
>>339564118
RICOCHET 2 COMING THIS NOVEMBER
>>339566112
I don't use Twitter.
How do you validate?
>>339566186
Pretty sure someone at twitter has to verify you.
>>339566186
You need to send them a shit ton of credentials or some shit, probably involves some calls too.
>>339565642
they are working on l4d3
>>339566186
Basically contact twitter say "I am famous" and then prove it
xD
>>339564118
What's confirmed? L3ft 4 D3ad?
>>339566186
Mark a pentagram on the floor, call upon the seven devil's and chant their names, sacrifice a baby goat and drink it's blood, and the CEO of Twitter will spawn to confirm who you are to complete the contract.
It has the same profile pic and nearly the same desc. as a parody account.
>>339566186
Have loads of followers and otherwise proof that you're a real person
>>339566112
No it wouldn't. Some people never get validated for the longest times
>13 hours ago
Guys. It's legit.
Does anyone even give a shit about half life anymore?
>>339566576
Not really. Maybe five years ago, but not now
>>339564118
Fake
>>339566112
Doesn't matter, it's still real
>/v/ BTFO
Which YouTube eceleb is this and how is he related to video games?
>>339566186
Some person at twitter that likes you organises or you buy $3k advertising a month on the platform. or so i've heard
>>339566696
I like this post
>>339564118
It wouldn't surprise me if it was being worked on and was intended to utilise the vive, it fits right within Valves operating procedure.
>>339564118
Stop
Making
This
Thread
>>339566256
That's right sweetheart.
>make a twitter account impersonating celeb
>LOL guys I'm celeb! It's real!
>/v/ believes it
>wanting modern valve to make Half Life 3
They'll just turn it into a moba inspired mmofps
>>339566970
What the fuck was the point of the robot on his back?
>>339566325
Shit, maybe I could do that while I install my ATi drivers.
If HL3 ever gets announced I hope it fails miserably. This behavior of promising a sequel and stopping midway through and then not releasing the game for a fucking decade while you fuck off on other shitty projects should not be rewarded with success.
>>339567131
There's a proper term for that now. S.H.I.T.F.A.G.G.O.T.S.
Stereotypical
Hero-
Inspired
Team
Fortress
Action
Game
Going
On
Two
Sides
>>339567957
>how to install NVidia drivers on linux
>>339569837
When the first anon made the joke it gave me a mild chuckle, but now that it has been repeated three times in this thread I'm rolling off my chair laughing so hard
>>339566397
But im a real person
>ItsGaben
>Gaben
He would either make it ItsGabe or ItsGabeN
>>339570162
sorry, I just think everyone hates shitty software
>guaranteed replies
TEAM FORTRESS 3?
>>339567957
You know how most programs on installation say not to have other shit running its probably the same thing with magic rituals, probably.
>>339566970
wait a second! that visor...
>>339564118
fake as a woman's love
>>339564118
nice fake, the real account is gaben_valve
Honestly can't wait for HL3 to come out and become the greatest dissapointment in the history of gaming.
He's too busy milking money from dotards
>>339575472
sure
all those racing cars mane
>>339564118
Like every year before E3 right
Baron Lasers confirmed for Brawl?!
>>339567957
>>339575692
>create account to "keep people up to date"
>only two posts near the holidays
>silence
>nearly one year later, account hijacked by russian bootleg hardware spammers
>next year sold to some racing car spammers
>silence
That's how much gaben cares.
>>339567137
Last minute countermeasure to absorbe the legendary's power to fuel its weapon
>>339564118
>no checkmark
really desperate for attention aren't you OP
Half Life 3
Featuring:
>Open world across 3 zones. Earth, Xen, And Columbine!
>Coop action. You and 3 other friends can fight alongside each other against the Combine hordes. Or have 3 AI companions!
>Iron sights for all weapons along with customization attachments.
>Exclusive Alyx and Eli face mask for Preordering.
>Level Gordon from 1-60 and customize him to your own unique playstyle. Over 1,300 combinations!
>Customizable vehicles for you and your crew to travel in.
>Early Access for the true fans.
>Season pass featuring monthly episodic content released each month after game release!
>>339564118
shit, it's confirmed gaben can't count to 3.
>>339566970
I forgot how shit team flare were. Thanks for reminding me you fucking fag.
Why would the real gabe use the same profile image as a fake one? https://twitter.com/gabelnewell
>>339576704
>Columbine
>>339576704
>Columbine
>>339564118
Uhhhhh
>>339576704
>Columbine
>>339564118
I imagine the fag behind this account wants to be a le ebin funny parody account. But the pasty, white nerd made it then was like "I got nothing..." I mean, he keeps deleting tweets which are always jokes only an autistic person would find funny.
>>339576704
>Columbine
>>339578680
>4 u
>>339576704
>Columbine
>>339578680
God damn, my fucking sides.
>>339576704
>Open world
if this is true I will sob
that's the one thing I don't want hl3 to be
>>339578680
>>339564118
ABSWOLUTELY HAPPEWEBNINHGJRTGFHEIWTSDWSERD
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!1111
>>339566186
I hear it's different for each person.
From what I heard, he has to release hl3 to validate himself.
>you will never hear new Valve Commentary nodes
>>339567957
damn, really good lecture.
wish i had enough hope and faith to do something like that.
>>339576704
>Colombia
>>339564118
ARE YOU READY FOR STEAM 2?
some fag on /r/pcmasterrace sent gabe an email
DREAM IS DEAD BOYS
>>339584320
>wakes up and answers random ass emails
still is pretty based
>>339564118
>Gabe is just confirming he is going to eat a sandwich
>every cucksole will get vr support soon
>VR HF3 soon
are you ready bros?
>>339584581
pretty normal to be awake at 10.30 tho
Fuck off already you faggot your "ruse" is fucking horrible
>>339566186
pay them money
>The new tf2 community #12 update will arrive tomorrow.
Bring your wallets lads!!!
>>339576704
Columbine
kill yourselves