Is there such a thing as a perfect video game /v/?
If so, what do you consider a perfect video game?
It depends on taste
>>339548895
/thread/
Meme game.
>>339548829
What game is OP?
>>339548829
no, perfection is impossible. anybody who says Undertale is a masterpiece probably faps in the pony portion of the internet.
>>339548895
Hello again, my favorite Sonic poster.
Tetris
>>339548829
how i miss it
>>339549059
This, and even then it suffers from no real win condition and a lack of difficulty after you reach a certain skill level.
>>339548829
If you consider perfect as a game that can't be improved by anything, then no.
If you consider perfect as game there you wouldn't change a thing because it's that's good, then yes, many games.
>>339548829
yeah it's called Doom 1&2
>>339548829
Ocarina of Time.
I legitimately love that game.
>>339549045
Oh my god...like, haha...I'm SO embarassed for you hahaha.
Buddy, you're in for a goddamn treat if you haven't played that game, let me tell you.....it's a little something called UNDERTALE, and buddy....you're gonna wanna play this game because it's gonna rock your world!!!
Tetris, most likely.
>>339548829
If there is, it's certainly pretty short in length. You simply cannot have a game that is both meaty and flawless. None of my favourite games are perfect, but I still love them.
>>339549282
me too brother, but you have to admit, with time many flaws have become apparent.
>>339548829
Nope, no such thing as perfect. Every game I've played has at least one flaw, be it a bug or a shit plot element.
>>339548829
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
![14499[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hLgzH5T.jpg "14499[1].jpg")
not a game but
i havent played undertale or watched any video about it save for some songs my friends sent me from the game and ive avoided every thread about it save for porn dumps on the furry board
should i bother playing it
Gradius 3
>>339548829
previous media you've been exposed to plays a huge role in how you perceive novelty
i.e. morrowind was among one of my finest gaming experiences but i'm sure that's partly because it was the first open world game i played
>>339549282
Me too, me too
So in 20 years, maybe we can see undertail kiddies grow up and say "Yeah I liked undertale but those problems kinda bogged it down"
The first Spyro game.
>>339549482
if you've avoided every thread about it it's worth a shot for like $10.
>>339549383
So what, every game has flaws.
I can still play OoT with a giant grin on my face. I think the last time that happened for the majority of the game, I was playing Super Mario Galaxy 2.
>>339549482
Why not?
It's 2 hours plus whatever it takes you to download a 100 Mb torrent
>>339549589
don't listen to this shill.
>>339549482
I did not enjoy it; I felt the ending was unsatisfying and basically said to the player "You have to play through the game again to find out what's really going on :^)"
Which I'd accept in a game that had some actual variety in terms of choices, but your only options are "kill shit" and "don't kill shit."
>>339549603
That's great, and you can have your own opinion, but to admit it has flaws is to admit it isn't perfect wouldn't you say?
>>339549482
It's worth a pirate
>>339548829
The more inflated the ranking is the harder it is to justify a game being "perfect".
If you are rating with a ten point system or a percentage, there is no way and it just comes out as pretentious or shill behaviour.
If you are giving it five stars, yes.
>>339548829
The AW formula is as close to perfection as you can get
>>339549482
Some people really love it, some people leave underwhelmed. It's worth a shot at the very least.
There's a free demo, or you could just pirate it.
>>339549482
>furry board
what the fuck
>>339549702
however, to admit a game is perfect, invites people to dissect it and analyze it, and ultimately conjure up an opinion that could jeopardize your own.
better to be humble
Masterpiece doesn't mean perfect
>>339548829
>>339549045
>>339549320
Literal Videogame Masterpiece Kino.
Even the greatest movies aren't as great as Undertale. Prepare for an experience like you've never felt, and the disappointment that you will never experience anything like it again.
>>339548829
No words needed senpai
>>339549142
Pretty sure a project called et legacy is trying to keep this game running. Hang on.
Yeah here it is:
www.etlegacy.com
>>339549665
2007
>Yes
>No
2015
>Yes
>Yes (Sarcastic)
>Yes (Angry)
>Yes (Horny)
When did things go so wrong?
>>339549052
Perfection is impossible.
That said, 10/10 has to have some tolerance.
Kirby Superstar Ultra
Star Fox 64 3D
Mega Man X1
All deserve to fit within that tolerance.
>>339549968
>Jason "Objectivity is a silly thing to strive for" Schreier
his opinion helped me develop a negative opinion for undertale. Thanks Kotaku.
>>339550126
They don't want you to say no. it hurts their feefees.
There is no such thing as a perfect game. All games have some degree of flaw to them, and any self-respecting fan of that game should be aware of such flaws whilst loving the game regardless.
Besides, flaws add character and individuality to the game. Some flaws make for exciting diversions/playstyles, while certain games thrive entirely off of the campy feeling of flawed features.
Goddamn masterpiece.
>>339550129
>Star Fox 64 3D
no way, submarine sucks and landmaster sucks
fighting star wolf is also too easy even on expert
Battletoads
>>339548829
No, because perfect is a subjective term so you can't have something that is objectively perfect.
Accessible, thought provoking, and created by a diversity of talent.
Oh, didn't see this thread. I consider this a perfect game.
>>339549470
what's it about senpai?
>>339550602
>accessible
>thought provoking
>created by a diversity of talent
>Casual pleb shit
I can't think of any single thing I don't love about this game.
I don't even call it my favorite game, but it feels perfect to me.
>>339550956
I want clayfighters reborn with the Neverhood character as one of the cast.
no, Clayfighters was not a masterpiece. but god damn i just loved the concept of clay in games.
>>339549482
It's not "that" good. Nothing ever is. But it is pretty good, and yes, I would recommend it.
>>339548829
> ctrl + f
> no fallout 2
> no arcanum
> no vtmb
cancer is more widespread than i had feared
>>339548829
Tetris is the perfect mechanical game that everyone can play and understand and adjusts to the player.
>>339551105
Clayfighter was actually getting a big remake that spanned all three games' worth of content.
It looked great, at least in the one bit of footage a former dev on it shared with /v/, but he also told us all about how Interplay mismanages fucking everything and doesn't pay its contracted employees.
Also The Neverhood as an IP is owned by Electronic Arts, thanks to them publishing the sequel.
Everything is fucking terrible.
>>339550941
I was going for SJW
>>339550841
good shit man
>>339548829
A perfect video game is one that accomplishes everything it set out to do.
It's that simple.
Ghost Trick, Gameboy Tetris and Mega Man X are the only games I'd probably call "perfect."
>>339548895
kek. Sonic has plenty of flaws. Also, doesnt S3&K combined remove the final boss of S3? Who would want to do that?
>>339549045
A game with a fan base that's literally cancer. Don't play it.
>>339550503
Blue Marine isn't bad bad, and you don't have another Barrel Roll Fest sequence until Venom 1 Expert.
As for Star Wolf being easy, they're not easy to everyone, certainly not the first time. Same for Star Wolf 2.
Super Mario World= Perfect Platformer
The Witcher 3= Literal Perfect RPG and you're a contrarian if you say otherwise.
>But muh combat
Oh fuck off if you can get used to DS1/2 you can sure as FUCK get used to the Witcher unless you're literal autist trash.
>>339548829
Sly Cooper 2. Enough said.
>>339548829
Besides Undertale the only 10/10 i can think of is Gone Home:
>No gameplay which means no violence which means no toxic masculinity and no male power fantasies
>No beautiful women which means no sexism, misogyny and fat shaming
>Gay main character which means no homophobia
>Female main character to smash the patriarchy
It has everything a game needs to be called good.
>>339549320
Quit talking like a faggot
>>339548895
I don't know who you are, shitting up every thread with classicposting, but you're doing God's work. Upboated
>>339548829
Super Mario RPG is as close as it gets. In 1996 it was on a whole new level
>>339553791
>Female main character to smash the patriarchy
>Game has no patriarchy in it
I found a flaw.
>>339549045
Undertale.
>>339551307
Good taste detected, arcanum def has flaws but it's a total triumph overall
>>339552208
It doesn't remove Big Arm, it just gives that boss to Knuckles as an exclusive. Admittedly it's a bit of a weird and silly thing to do but I imagine it was them doing their part to try balancing Sonic and Knuckles's campaigns since Sonic got quite a lot of exclusive stuff and Knuckles missed out on major stuff like the Lava Reef main boss and Death Egg in general
>>339548829
I mean, theoretically, but nobody's done it. I can point to a few segments of excellent games that I would call "perfect,"(Death Wish and only Death Wish from Hotline Miami 2 comes to mind, especially the bit with the tiger guy, forgot his name since the rest of the game was such utter trash) but I can't think of any games that don't ever stop being "perfect"
>>339548895
>Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>perfect
Spotted the emulating underage faggot. If you had played on the actual console you wouldn't say it's perfect.
>>339553791
I cannot tell if this is weak bait or good satire.
>>339554213
I remember my friend's genesis controller was broken so he couldn't do the spin dash. In the very first level of Sonic 3, remember those rocks you have to break through to progress? He couldn't get past them because of bis broken controller. Anyway, I blew his mind by picking up the fire shield and using its dash move to smash through the rocks.
>>339554213
>Knuckles cartridge also provides the Blue Sphere minigame when combined with Sonic 1
>Gives you Knuckles backwards compatibility with Sonic 2
>Cartridge is twice as tall sticking out of the console
>A tall manly symbol of your justice and wrath, proof of how badass this game is, the absolute talk of the playground
My nigga having it in physical form only made it better. "Oh but you had to pay for two cartridges!", yeah so what? B T F O poorfags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeO_vbYC1qw
>/v/'s GOTY
>>339550129
>Kirby
Fuck no, you kidding? Fun, absolutely, 10/10? Hell no it's not.
>>339549142
Enemy in da skies
the first Dead Space game
>>339548829
Remember when IGN also gave The Witness a perfect score? Anybody here even remember that game?
>>339548829
ssx tricky
super mario world
oot
soulcalibur
>>339550956
HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GAME
>>339556465
Glad I could help.
Runs beautifully in ScummVM, if you can't get it going otherwise.
>>339554005
It doesn't have patriarchy because it's a safe space game.
>>339554395
Check your game privilege.
>>339548895
>Sandopolis Zone
>to a lesser extent Marble Garden
Still probably the best platformer of the 16-bit era, and that says something.
>>339550386
I personally think killer 7 would be better if it made a bit more sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7twG94jgUs
>>339550956
The Puzzles are absolute shit
>>339548829
Game that keeps me interested till the end, have over 100h of gameplay andsomehow innovating genre even if it's just a little nice things.
