What are some pizza themed games?
Mighty no. 9 copies sold
>>339538281
FOUR MILLION
IF I FLIP THE PIZZAS MR AZIZ WILL FLIP OUT
Thanks conman
>>339538281
The guy running that twitter account is based as fuck
>>339538281
Xenoblade X.
I don't get it
>>339538362
More like Mighty No Copies Sold.
>>339538465
OH NO.....
>>339538281
>yfw you didnt back MN9
>>339538580
DOCTOR CONNORS CLASS
>>339538559
Watch he latest Mn9 trailer
>>339538595
Damn...
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>>339538595
What the fuck?
>>339538715
I GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN WHAT I WAS DOING THAT I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT
>>339538669
>tfw you did
>>339538818
HE'S GONNA KILL ME
>>339538465
GO!!!
>>339538595
SLAMED
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>>339538281
In other sonic related news
https://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA
in zoombinis you had to make a pizza
>>339538669
>>339538281
pic related and 2.
>>339538595
>>339539082
the apex of video games right here
>>339538974
Y'all need to get your shit together and play some classics.
Pic related.
>>339538669
I'm honestly surprised at the wide spread hate that trailer is getting. I mean, sure, it was heinously bad, but the "humor" they jammed in seemed like exactly the stort of thing that would appeal to the Reddit/9gag/Facebook audience.
I'm wondering if the whole reason people hate this is because they took a jab at anime fans.
>>339538595
holy shit
>>339539391
impossible without savestates.
fuck my childhood.
>>339539626
Probably, but most people are just getting mad because they're sick of the delays for a now-three year old kickstarter game, among other things.
>>339538281
WHY IS THE SONIC TWITTER SO FUCKING MEMEY
THEY EVEN REFERENCED SONICHU
>tfw you didn't back Mighty No Pico
>>339539971
Give it a break, it's the only good thing with the Sonic name on it these days.
>>339539971
Apparently, kids love memes.
>>339538281
Funny Pizza Land.
https://youtu.be/AfVbN27o5jQ
>>339539000
holy fuck I forgot all about zoombinis
>>339538595
>tfw you jew so hard that even DiGiorno Pizza calls you on your shit.
>>339538281
Weebcucks got so btfo by that simple joke.
>>339538362
>>339538574
Joking aside, the people most interested in MN9 were the people who backed it. They're already getting a copy. New people have to be interested in buying it, and I'm not sure if random new people really care. So I expect very low sales.
>>339538669
DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZAS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
>>339539626
>the "humor" they jammed in seemed like exactly the stort of thing that would appeal to the Reddit/9gag/Facebook audience.
I thought the same thing, but I guess you really can't polish a turd.
>>339538974
I have seen some shit but every now and then the internet still shocks me
>>339538595
SHOTS FIRED
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>>339540108
It took me moment to realize this wasn't a joke about masturbation.
>>339540454
He's gonna kill me
>>339540368
t. Con Man
>You will never be hired by your favorite vidya developer to shitpost on the internet
>>339540457
>>339539626
You are right the style of humor is right. The execution is terrible. None of the jokes worked.
>>339540368
i dunno if BTFO applies since the game has pissed off an unrelated market who might have bought the game without knowing prior drama.
When I first heard about MN9 I thought it was awesome but I decided to wait for it to release and not back it.
>mfw I didn't back MN9
>>339540708
same. my logic was "It'll be fine, if the Megaman creator is behind it, it will come and it will be great and they can have my money then"
well that's out the window. glad i didn't bite.
>Mighty no9 looks even shittier than expected
>Capcom's plans to bring back Mega Man start with a shitty looking cartoon and mobile games.
Is there any hop left?
>>339538669
It's utterly astounding that the best thing about the Sonic franchise these days is the one fucking legend who runs the Official Twitter and Facebook.
Constantly puts out gold.
>>339538595
I don't get it.
>>339538974
At some point this is the highest form of art
>>339538281
wario ware
>yfw it's now stuck in your head
>>339538281
hahaha tis so funny le during the stone age XD
>>339538974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtDoH2yZEzk
>>339538595
oh my fuck
>>339540963
The sonic twitter post is referencing the newest MN9 trailer.
>>339538669
>>339540457
>even Play Asia is now on the diss
The issue isn't just that the joke was hamfisted in a mean spirited way. It's also terribly misguided, like did the people behind the trailer even looked at who backed this game.
There are many ways to make jokes about the lives of pathetic weeaboos, do you really need to go for the one aspect of their lives that's painful to be reminded of?
>>339540108
>Quick, what do the Twitter kids like these days?
>I don't know sir, they talk about memes and wearing fedoras a lot
>Is that so...
>>339541512
fuck nerds. if they weren't nerds they would be getting laid. also buy Mighty No. 9. :^)
>>339538595
Really makes you think....
Should I get pizza for lunch or dinner today?
>>339541750
get pizza...on a bagel
>>339541750
Half for lunch, half for dinner.
>>339541750
breakfast
>>339541750
breakfest
How can we save Mighty No. 9?
Funny Pizza Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVbN27o5jQ
>>339541801
Can he eat pizza anytime?
>>339541820
>>339541834
Pizza? FOR BREAKFAST!?
>>339538281
I know some of the Ninja Turtles games have pizza
Does the new one have any?
>>339541849
Those are some shitty fucking waifus.
>>339541904
no retard its pizza puff cereal
>>339542043
It turns milk into pepperoni.
>Literally everyone making fun of your game
>Not just random people on forums, but everyone, even people not related to video games at all like fucking Pizza companies
Holy shit man, this is truly the Bulder of the Centurion
>>339538669
>tfw haven't backed anything
>>339538669
>>339541849
release it
let it get shat on
fix shit in the sequel (you know there'll be a sequel)
>>339541512
What you refer to, the people who get upset that they aren't getting laid?
Those aren't "weeaboos"
Those are called Failed Normies.
A proper japanophile otakujin gives exactly 0 fucks. GFs are normie shit. Outside is normie shit. Fuck that noise. Stay up all night watching anime in between two hug pillows, that is the BEST in life.
>>339538974
>Category: Gaming
>>339541750
Get a salad fatty
>>339542162
they won't make a sequel if this tanks, and it will tank. and they won't be able to abuse Kickstarter to do it.
>>339538595
>When you fuck up so bad that even shitty microwave pizza calls out on your shit
>>339538974
How has this not been taken down yet?
>>339538595
>tfw I witnessed inter-corporate BANTZ on social media
WHAT A FUCKING TIME TO LIVE IN
>>339540457
>#VitaWhen
They started to make games for Vita now?
>>339542256
But i'm5'10and only 69kg.
>>339538974
Anon why. Now I can't look away.
>>339542297
>Microwave
>DiGorno
I'm not gonna defend them that much but you don't cook their pizzas in a microwave.
>>339540890
>Is there any hop left?
Akira Kitamura comes out of retirement.
He re-unites the Takeru team and makes Cocoron 2.
>>339542297
DiGorno is shitty oven pizza, not microwave
>>339538974
This video is dangerous.
>>339538974
I'm hoping for another CWC golden age.I need it
>>339542521
It has already begun.
>>339538281
Where did it all go so wrong?
A year ago this was suppose to be the savior light for the fanbase who have been yearning for the series they loved. Now not only the so called "father" of the series is not delivering his promise, he is also defiling the said legacy of the said series to the ground even worse than the company that did it.
It's like taking a girl you loved out to a prom and on the same night you are robbed by the father while he rapes her infront of you.
>>339540108
Nintendo's Twitter is literally run by "how you doing fellow kids?" clueless suits. Maybe the guy running the Sonic twitter has set the bar too high.
Like for real though, why is the OFFICIAL SONIC TWITTER allowed to be so good?
Seems like every week they post something fucking amazing.
>>339542689
>Where did it all go so wrong?
Inafune is a bumbling idiot and Capcom was right to fire him.
>the so called "father" of the series
That would be Akira Kitamura. He's enjoying retirement.
>>339542726
The guy probably browses /v/ to get inspiration.
>>339540604
Come to Croatia.
You can replace Alan.
>>339542726
a healthy mix of self-deprecation and memes
>>339542721
Ninty twitter is some marketing people
Sonic's twitter is run by someone that marketing people found online who's funny.
Note that Sonic's twitter is just jokes and nonsense. The real Sega twitters are run by serious people.
>>339542689
Inafune is a businessman, I don't know why you people expected anything else. It's like if an EA exec said he's leaving EA to make Dungeon Keeper 3, and you fags threw money at him.
>>339542849
wouldn't surprise me, /v/ constantly loves talking about sonic. I couldn't count all the sonic related memes that has surfaced here alone.
>>339538669
>>339540849
Not in man.
Our soon to be robot overlords might make a good Megaman game though.
>>339538669
>>339538595
Isn't that a good thing though?
>>339538669
>>339541512
Oh shit. here come dat waifu
>>339538281
>check twitter
>it's real
fucking hell, I wanna know who this guy is.
>>339542974
Inafune is a visionary genius who had a hand in developing the series since the beginning. He didn't direct 1-3, but even there he had a big hand in them. He designed MM, Zero and the robot masters. Created the X series, then Legends, and the Zero games. If there's anyone who could be said to be the biggest person behind the series, ti's him.
He should be judged by his entire history, not just one misstep. That's why we should give him a second chance. I'm sure MN9-2 is going to be even better.
>>339540108
Here's a recent one from NoA.
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/731170778276712448
>>339543257
Aaron Webber: Meme Master
>>339538974
I need a way to download this for future use
>>339540108
I know this is not actually about ejaculating but that's all I get from it
>>339543292
>nintendo lost their own popularity contesto shit waddup!
>>339538281
I'm looking forward to Sonic Boom season 2.
Really enjoyed the first season to my surprise. Eggman by himself is already makes it worth it..
>>339543278
this project was supposed to be his big break outside of capcom and what does he do but ruin it.
capitalism doesn't often give second chances. he squandered it just by having shitty PR and not enough actual game developers.
>>339539892
seriously fucking hell
as a kid the furthest I would get is maybe the carnival part
one time I got the the part where you have the helicopter backback thing but I didnt know it was coming and I fell like a brick and game over start from the beginning
I had a shit ton of hand me ddown nes games but the only two games that I got new were Batman, which is also hard but I beat it, and yo noid
to this day I wonder why the hell my uncle got me yo noid for christmas
>Mighty No. 9 actually gets a release date
>/v/ still bitches about it
Meanwhile a certain other game is nowhere to be seen and /v/ keeps praising it...
>>339543489
Eggman is the only accepted excuse to watch that trash.
most of the furries (save Sonic) are so cringeworthy, if not for Robotnik's bantz, shit is unsalvagable.
>>339542940
The sonic twitter was someone from the official sonic forums.
>>339543420
To be fair, it is Slippy.
And RTing it causes the exposure to go up, while liking it doesn't, so these things usually have far more RTs than likes anyway.
>>339543292
Is "day boi" some normieshit meme?
This is a rhetorical question please don't answer.
ITT: Plebs who don't know the real pizza game
Totò sapore e la magica storia della pizza
>>339541546
they recently had a poll asking fans what type of stuff they want to see in there social media and things
you could vote for more memes
so we are getting more memes
>>339542940
Why doesn't NoA do the same and set a separate account for goofy interactions with fans instead of half ass whatever meme is popular that week?
In all honesty I don't think they could do it. I'm surprised Sega gave so much freedom to the Sonic that he can even shit on the bad Sonic games. Nintendo would never allow this.
>>339538974
>watch the whole video
>realize to late that my windows were wide open and everyone outside can see inside
>live in a crowed neighborhood
Welp, guess I'll never look at my neighbors in the face again
>>339543705
well no shit, i don't speak burrito.
>>339538281
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE
>>339543658
>I don't know the difference between Shitty No9 and other indie games
4 million dollars, an awful quality and a fuckton of delays, you retarded faggot.
>>339538595
>>339538669
>mfw both of these posts
>>339543875
That's Italian.
>>339538904
>>339540315
>>339540481
>>339542297
>>339542367
are you people retarded and autistic
digiorno's whole slogan is that baking their pizza fresh is better than ordering delivery
how has nobody said DMC yet?
sad
get on my level plebs
>>339543658
Wayforward has released multiple games in the past. They have a track record. I know exactly what the new Shantae will be like.
Comcept is a new company with few games. This is their biggest yet. The delays are more worisome. And there was a lot of hype for it. Plus bigger budget.
HOW COULD YOU BE EATING... PPIZZA
>>339543948I've never gotten the chance to use this in all the years I've had it
>>339538669
Feels amazing! I can just sit back and watch the trainwreck in motion.
>>339538595
>retards misinterpreting a compliment as an insult
autism truly speaks on /v/
>>339540457
>talking shit about a game that you might try to sell in the future
What?
>>339538974
What has been seen cannot be unseen
>>339543990
This nigger knows his shit
>>339543986
Anon the slam was against mighty no 9. Digorno is saying that Mighty is the shitty delivery. That's what people are laughing at
>>339543948
that 'e' led to my mistake, so yeah.
I don't speak Spaghetti either, but that goes without sayin.
>>339543658
WF has done nothing yet to undermine the trust of backers. They didn't promise an unrealistic release date and set it back several times, they give constant feedback on progress and the game still looks as good as the pitch they made.
>>339544061
???
It's praising Sonic while insulting Scam no9, what's not to get?
>>339538974
>dat part at 5:07 when he starts singing a circus tune
>>339544061
The irony is that you're misinterpreting.
You obviously don't understand the context.Stupid autist.
>>339544061
There's so many spergs on this board that sometimes understanding english and its nuances makes me feel autistic
>>339543658
Mighty No 9 doesn't get shat about because of the delays. It's one of the reasons, sure, but shit like
>the whole PR clusterfuck involving Dina
>the anime announcement
>starting another 2 kickstarters Red Ash and its anime
>not announcing the 2nd delay until conviently after Red Ash failed
>the radio silence after the 2nd delay
>delaying the game again A WEEK BEFORE RELEASE
Shantae's only fault is that it's taking a while, but there's been updates every month or so, with only recently have they been talking about the release.
>>339544152
pretty much this.
Wayforward welcomed their backers, These fucks tried to control their behavior or face bans. one was well received, one wasn't. hmmm.
>>339542940
The Sanic twitter is ran by Aaron Webber, who is a PR guy. You know that guy who does all of the video interviews for Sonic games? Looks sorta like a nerd? That's him.
>>339538974
again? didn't he learn his lesson after JULAAAAAAAYY?
>>339541904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4PI1kbINI
>>339544034
>>339543808
>Nintendo would never allow this.
So, was Inafune a hack all along?
>>339543986
>>339544061
Why do you autistic people constantly try to prove that you're not autistic by calling other people autistic and simultaneously proving your own autism?
>>339544714
He's the jap version of tim schaefer
>>339544531
We're talking about Chris here. Of course he hasn't. Not that in the grand span of things, it even matters, since nothing can prepare him for the most intense saga yet to come. The one after Babs finally croaks.
>>339544714
Decent artist and character designer. Due to seniority he was promoted to Series Producer since he was the only one from the original team still around. The rest had left Capcom years ago. An example of the Peter Principle. He was promoted based on his past success, rather than how good he'd be at his next job. The quality of games under his watch has nothing to do with him. And he was responsible for some terrible decisions while at Capcom.
On his own he has complete freedom and what does he do? Show himself to be a terrible leader and terrible businessman. All of the problems with MN9 stem from his decisions. He was the one who wanted to rush to make a multi-media empire before the game was out. He was the one who wanted to put it on every console imaginable. He was the one who delayed the game the last time, even though it's been done for 1 year, just so it could be a launch title for a Chinese console.
>>339544974
RIP Bob, he tried to set him straight, died and failed.
>>339544675
That's not shitting on a bad Nintendo game, that's shitting on a dumb review.
>>339544675
I fail to see how that post is crapping on Tropical Freeze.
>>339544714
No, he was once a creative director that pushed MM forward and gave it an identity.
He even wanted the X series to end with 5, because he felt the story was over.
Since MN9's KS success however, he has gone insane with greed.
Thanks to sonic's twitter, the gap has blurred enough for Chrischan discussion to happen within Megaman/MN9 discussions.
Keep up the great memes, fellas.
>>339545297
>creative director
NOPE. Also, he wanted X to end with X5 because he was working on Mega Man Zero at the time. You know, his waifu.
>>339544026
Comcept actually had a good track before MN9. Soul Sacrifice is one of my favorite Vita games.
It all went downhill so fast.
>>339545146
bob and barb are the ones who pulled him from his old school when the counselor suggested putting him in a special ed class for autism, which would have probably at least slightly helped him out
there's probably at least one thing bob did to try and fix chris, but he sure wasn't always doing it
>>339545534
JJ Rockets, their first game is actually really neat for what it was.
>>339545297
>No, he was once a creative director that pushed MM forward and gave it an identity.
LOL
Who was the producer for MM originally? Most of the early games, all the way to 7 and X3 were produced by Tokuro Fujiwara. And Akira Kitamura directed 1-2, made the characters, story and setting. These guys had WAY more impact that Inafune did.
>>339545684
as a student who received special ed education, the only thing that achieved was me being further excluded from everybody as "that retarded faggot" by name.
my point is i don't think there was an easy answer here.
>>339542315
Pretty sure the video of the naked woman giving birth in a spring and the video of the girl listing reasons why she should let her dog fuck her while petting him are still up, so why not this?
PIZZA TIME
>>339543658
>You are FINALLY being fed shit, why are you complaining?
>>339545812
He's responsible for Proto Man and Zero so that makes him at least 35% responsible for its success.
>>339545534
Developed by:
>Marvelous AQL
>SCE Japan Studio
>Comcept[1]
>Director: Teruhiro Shimokawa
>Producer: Kentarou Motomura and Teruyuki Toriyama
>Designer(s) Keiji Inafune
I've never played Soul Sacrifice, but it seems like a good enough game. If so, then this is probably a good example of how to use Inafune and Comcept. Minor players who don't control the game, but just contribute to designs. Indeed, MN9 has some pretty good designs. If handled by other people the game could be good.
>>339542224
Keep telling yourself that.
>>339546057
>He's responsible for Proto Man
Nope. Before leaving, Kitamura outlined ideas he'd like to add to the sequel. These included a new protype mysterious brother, and a robot dog. He didn't design them though.
>>339546115
Funny thing about one of their games.
Bugs vs. Tanks. It was a part of Guild02, which was a bunch of creators in Japan making smaller games, usually by their own development studio or Level5, who published it. You have designers like Yoot Saito, Suda51, and even a pair of comedians.
So with Bugs vs. Tanks, it wasn't even developed by Comcept, nor Level5. But Natsume, who for the most part goes uncredited.
>>339538974
>4:30
>He starts spinning it around like a fucking helicopter
Red Ash will save Comcept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHaeIAIgrjg
>>339542849
>>339542983
You guys aren't too far off.Senpai Ian Flynn has even wished us at /sthg/ happy birthday.
>>339546284
Why did Kitamura leave when MM was just taking off? Where did he go?
>>339546908
He left with a few other Capcom folk, like Koichi Yotsui (Strider) to form Takeru.
Takeru made Little Samson and Cocoron. Also, he was treated lik shit at Capcom.
>>339547015
>Also, he was treated lik shit at Capcom.
I knew it'd be something like this. Any more on this?
>>339542849
He used the "actually, I identify as an attack helicopter" joke once, which originated on /pol/.
He definitely comes here.
>>339546908
Who knows. I've read a few interviews with Kitamura and others and they don't list any reason. My guess is that old companies treated their game devs like total crap. Even worse than they are today.
And after Takeru collapsed, he left gaming entirely. Takashi Tateishi says he has no idea what he did after that and has not spoken to him:
http://www.bravewave.net/interviews/takashi-tateishi/
MAKE ME A PIZZA
>>339547145
He was demoted to work on console games, which wasn't a very high profile thing at Capcom at the time.
His first game doing so was Mega Man, which most people at Capcom had a "Do whatever the fuck you want" attitude over.
>>339546806
You know, a lot of people forgot that Red Ash got picked up by a publisher in the end and is still alive.
The funniest part is that the publisher is a shady ass Chinese company that's putting out a real console in the market that's pretty much a PS4 with XBone controllers.
It doesn't get more fucked up than this.
>>339539626
You know how the hip crowd will always have words and jokes that they find funny until uncool old people, like parents and CEOs, start mimicking it an attempt to appeal to them? Remember how much people hate Nintendo jamming memes into their games and making the Dat Boi tweet? That's exactly what's happening here. A video game trailer is trying way too hard to be "hip" and "with it" and it's just coming off as cringe.
The jab at anime fans is only icing on the cake for me. I don't even watch anime, but that line was still way too tryhard and just as obnoxious as the rest of the trailer.
>>339547428
it's china. copyright laws mean dick all.
>>339538819
>tfw
>for$100
>>339547428
>shady
It's shady because it's Chinese? Is that what you're saying?
It's a Chinese start up, that's all.
>>339538974
>>339538974
>>339547565
Chinese businesses are not known for human rights or unions or shit that western businesses take for granted.
also get ready for more shit from china making way here in terms of budget titles.
>>339547565
They had an information website for that console full of copyrighted material including pictures of Halo 5 and Bloodborne. Tell me how this looks like a professionally maintained company.
>>339542162
Does anyone have the designer comments on the water boss (the "wouldn't it be cute if the boss had a diaper and it was squirty haha" stuff)
>>339538974
in case you haven't been following this arc too closely, this is to demonstrate to a lesbian couple that he met on god knows what forum that he has the best sex moves because they want him to father a child for them
however, chris has competition with a former gay porn star named Johan who also is in the running to be the father
his video is here
this has full on dick in it
https://my.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4
you can vote for who has best sex moves here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607
not sure how much of this is true or if someone is trolling the everloving fuck out of him yet again
>>339538974
God help us all
>>339538974
is that a lara croft blowup doll?
>>339543278
>Keiji "Let's make Lost Planet 3 fucking shitballs terrible" Inafune
>Keiji "I love Western games but for all the wrong reasons" Inafune
>Good decisions
The nigger has been off the rails for almost eight years, anon. It was inevitable.
>>339544061
you're the fucking autist you gay retard. Everyone is saying its cool how digorno's slammed mighty number 9
>>339547920
heh, it probably is.
How the fuck does sex positions determine fertility is beyond me, only a bunch of idiots would consider this and think it makes sense.
>>339538669
>>339547920
Is Chris even fertile? Hadn't he been undergoing HRT?
>>339538595
I understand that a lot of corporate social media accounts are run by snarky young people who know internet culture, but it still makes me laugh when I see the accounts make relevant comments/burns.
>>339548254
plus they are lesbians, so it would most likely not involve them fucking the dudes
this is Chris' latest desperate scam to get china, trying to be a sperm donor to a lesbian couple
>>339548478
just save up for a prostitute. it's not impossible.
Poor sap is gonna be gullible to the grave.
>>339543875
>typical American
>>339548478
>plus they are lesbians, so it would most likely not involve them fucking the dudes
That's fucking bullshit, if I'm going to father a child for a pair of dykes the least they can do in return is let me fuck one of them.
>>339548735
#GiveChristineChina
>>339548367
the furthest he's been going is using lady speed stick and eating luna bars
>>339547920
>in case you haven't been following this arc too closely
>in case you haven't been following this arc too closely
>in case you haven't been following this arc too closely
>>339548387
>mfw when my english teacher was the kitkat acount
>>339549165
I fucking love kit kats did they get a shit ton for free?
>>339538669
>>339549368
no, and considering she had a degree the job sucked :^(
>>339549162
She's a disgusting slut but I'd hit it
>>339538536
when the fucking aliens wanted to have a pizza based economy
>>339543658
>tfw I consider both to be trash
Broken promises and sex fanservice belong in the garbage with the rest of the waste.
>>339538669
>>339544330
Not him but is it a compliment? I thought so but the way people are responding It seems like a burn at sonic.
>>339538669
>>339550196
>the way people are responding It seems like a burn at sonic
Yeah, you're definitely autistic
>>339550350
That might be completely correct but it doesn't answer my question.
>>339538974
*breathes in*
BOI
NOW THAT"S-A SOME GOOD RAGU
>>339543658
because its not worth the fucking wait, looks like some cheap game from 2007
>>339538669
>>339550421
It's a burn at mighty, learn english.
>>339541658
Did Chris Chan superglue his genitals?
>>339550463
Wrong pizza-based Mario Party minigame.
>>339549874
>Girls can't be sexy
I'm sorry the Hijab isn't mainstream enough for your tastes.
>>339538974
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
>>339550645
>let's waste millions on designing skimpy clothes and several more millions on cutscenes so we can show our character in her tight outfit
>whoops we forgot the gameplay