ITT: vaguely describe the worst level from your favorite game, others guess what game it is
You have to punch navy seals to death while underwater, and if your breath runs out you have to french kiss a flomboyant gay man
the floor makes you bounce
You have to activate inflation fetish mode and dodge baseballs.
>>339534252
Mother 3
>What you lookin at, cracker?
>>339534382
Super mario land
That fucking p-balloon level pissed me off
Dark wood floors drop frames and poison fuckers make you fall to poison floor.
You have to enter water through a pipe that people didn't realize could be broken.
Heres an easy one
Lava
Dinosaurs
Eyestrain
>>339535006
SMetroid
>>339535151
Lost Izalith?
>>339535151
>implying that the tutorial dungeon isnt the worst area in dark souls
Stuck in small tunnels fighting giant bugs that shoot lightning when hit. The asshole in front of you can go afk and block you.
> Turrets
> Fungus
> Spinning stuff
Not my favorite game, but I never did get past that fucking place all those years ago...
>kids
>big ass mobile phones
>viruses
>evil old man...again
Midgets with kitchen knives chase you around the jungle
follow the snowflies, they gather where the dark runs deepest :^)
>>339534521
Hitman: Blood Money
Amusement Park tutorial level
There's a boss that only takes one hit to kill. but it keeps pushing you into cliffs
>>339535461
>>339535616
I guess we disagree on this one
>>339534382
Mario world. Ez pz
You chase after a magical cripple who stole your divine shit.
>>339535616
D2?
You suck dicks for weapons and equips, and it's not a MMORPG or hentai game
>>339535461
Maggot Lair, Diablo 2.
>>339535723
Which did you hate the most in the game? I disagree with the other anon as well. I enjoyed the rest of A2 besides the tunnels.
You slowly waddle around a lake where you can fall into the abyss at any moment, also there's a couple hundred snipers constantly firing at you
Turns out you gotta shoot that thing in the eyes.
>>339535685
Correct, my man. Alternatively, I was gonna say "Please look at this photo, Mr Clarence" but that one would have been too obvious.
>>339535853
Why would people assume its an MMO?
Your powers get all fucked up and you can't pick which one you want.
>>339535958
Shrine of Amana, DSII
>>339536063
Bioshock yeah?
You get raped and find out you are the bad guy.
>>339534651
Silky smooth town.
Pointless ass swamp you trudge back and forth through for stupid and frivolous reasons, while learning that alchemy is now required to finish the rest of the game.
>>339535006
Maridia is not the worst level in SM. Lower Norfair is.
>>339535151
Earthbound?
You expect the same godawful movement and combat as the first game, but your parents walk in
>>339536147
Yeah, that's the one.
>>339534252
You fight in a tournament in your not-car that basically requires you to take advantage of a glitch in the battle system or you're never winning the thing.
Not worst but the most frustrating i can remember
Hardest difficulty, In a missile silo, have to go through a ton of hallways full of people that can aimbot 1 shot you if you're in their line of sight for more than 2 frames
also there's a time limit
>>339536110
I don't get why people hate one of the best levels.
>>339536006
Just look at Tera and Tree of Savior
>>339536214
Lower Norfair is quick and easy by that point. Maridia isn't bad either. I think Upper Norfair is the most tedious bit of the game.
>>339535974
DKC3
You have to fight through a bunch of respawning enemies from the first level and your reward a boring boss.
>>339535958
Shrine of Amana, dark souls 2?
Meet a girl, fight the girl, fight a monster, talk to a old woman, go on a fetch quest looking for dogs.
>>339536405
Nope
>>339536490
>>meet a girl, fight a girl
>tfw you'll never do that
>>339535670
Vagrant Story. That area is not at all worth bothering to do on your own. I use a guide every time for that part. It's not challenging and it's not a puzzle. Just a tedious slog they put in just to be assholes.
You have to fight your way through a buggy slum with your hand hovering over the quicksave key in the event of a sudden crash.
>>339536196
The Witcher 1
>>339536490
Cave story
>>339536623
Stalker Clear Sky
>>339536320
007 duh
>>339534252
Tick tick tick BOOM.
Time bomb.
>>339536473
Yahar'gul.
You have to kill the boss as fast as you can until more and more start spawning.
>>339536690
Yep
I think we can all agree that clowns aren't funny and that a baseball glove doesn't look like bananas
Walk across rickity ass wooden bridges while being assaulted by exploding copypasted enemies
>>339536760
Yep.
>>339536779
4King
>>339534252
>Become dog
>Game turns into collect-a-thon
>>339536332
The place looks nice and it has a pretty cool boss but my main problem with the area is that it's really short and there's no real exploration to do. All of the areas are linear but Shrine of Amana and Black Gulch are the worst offenders. You go on a basically straight path and contend with annoying enemies and environmental hazards.
>>339536490
Meet a girl, fuck the girl, fuck a monster, fuck an old woman, go on a fuck quest looking for dogs
>Search for enemies that never seem to spawn
>Kill three to start a big fight
>Enemies just come in from the sides and you sniper them for three waves
>Repeat
>Repeat
>Repeat
>etc
>>339535974
I'm sue thee are a million things this could apply to. My first thought was Dirge, the sand worm from SOTC.
>>339536708
No, Bio2.
I couldn't think of a level so here's a quest.
You decide to help a bunch of old fucks in a cult fix their flying contraption cause its on the way to your destination and you want the experience, if you're miffed you can fuck it up on purpose.
But my favourite game doesn't really have a significantly worse level.
Explore a nightmarish flesh cavern filled with teleporters, pitfalls, and screaming hell eagles.
>>339536320
Red Faction
>>339536673
You got it.
>>339537015That's it.
>auto-scrolling
>underwater
>swim right through a school of electric jellyfish
>>339536968
Twilight Princess?
You go treasure hunting for some bitch in red.
You have to lead a drone towards two generators fast, all while rocket crabs and mutated abominations absolutely mutilate everything that isn't in cover AND moving. Your teammates don't really know how to keep their head down and you're low on revives.
>>339536986
Fair enough criticism. I really like the visual design, the chanting and killing snipers bitches tho. Now
>Black Gulch
That one is complete bullshit
>>339537127
Come fly with me, New Vegas
>>339536986
>>339537414
>Black Gulch
Thanks for the spear Pate
>>339537473
Yeah man, it's dull but I do it anyways.
You're on your way to purge and some gay vampire slaps your town's ass
>>339537127
New Vegas, the rocket cult with the guy who thinks he's a ghoul
>>339536886
Dragon Aerie
>>339536161
FEAR 2?
>>339537154
Requiem?
>>339537015
What is 'every ecounter in Dragon Age 2?' for 200 Alex
After fighting a shadow queer, you swim around with some nerd then spray some bugs or blow them up.
Corridor sewers filled with monsters
it's the same as an earlier level, but you do it backwards. also it's dark now
>>339537763
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines
>>339537717
Haven't played it, not what I was going for, but it could be accurate.
you have to huff mushrooms in order to punch an eyeball to retrieve a singularity bomb or something
>>339537763
VtMB obv
>>339537906
Yep
>>339534252
Escort mission. No speceific game, just this.
>>339535006
>people didnt realiz
Who the fuck didnt. What kind of retard doesnt try to bomb a cracked glass
>Go down the elevator
>Hear loud rumbling noises
>Have to leave grenades in elevator or everything explodes
>You probably wasted your ammo shooting at the two armored shits on the last level
>Sewer filled with constantly respawning mobs
>If you try to shank them they explode in your face
>If you try to run through them the guy who comes along with you dies
>Finally get through it somehow
>Have to complete a puzzle that you probably don't understand to kill a fuckhuge monster standing on the plot device
>>339537870
I think I remember a CoD4 mission like this?
>>339534252
why do people repost this annoying as fuck gif?
>It doesn't look like the target's noticed us.
You climb a ladder.
>>339534252
an Ice level, a powerup.
>>339538080
Nope.
You have to jump into tornadoes to learn how to find secrets.
>>339538149
Dark Souls 1 and 2, does 3 have one?
You have to toss a boomerang at a fuckhuge bat and either do some trick you just learned about or wail at it for ages.
That briefing you saw was manufactured.
You're walking on a trail of blood over an abyss while a baby just won't stop crying.
>>339538149
You better not be talking shit about WHAT A THRILL
>>339538076
Sounds like the amoeba section of Metro 2033 but some things don't quite fit so that must not be it.
>>339538149
MGS3
>>339538367
MGS2
>>339538149
I GAVE MY LIFE
>>339538378
Diablo?
>>339538420
Yeah, that's it. You have to complete a crane puzzle to kill the Biomass, right?
>>339538440
>MGS2
Nope.
>>339538076
>>339538420
that fucking level gave me nightmares on hardest difficulty
>>339538512
Yeah, you have to pull up these fuel rods with the claw and it gets fried by the radiation or electricity or something.
Zombies literally come out the wall as you try to find elevators. Annoying British accent the whole time.
>>339538378
Max Pain?
>>339538149
MGS 3?
>>339537870
Gaylo Cumbat Evolved
You have to hit each lever 5 times while a dog/wolf robot tries to fuck you
>>339534252
>wake up
>see your dead partner
>wander for a little bit
>die
Its pretty easy.
>>339538378
Is this the payne residence?
>>339538832
The nuke walking simulator level in COD4.
>>339538136
Because she's pretty damn hot, you massive faggot.
>>339535958
darksouls 2 is your favourite game? what the fuck
You have to fight two bosses at the same time
They can both cast a spell that one hits you in a zone, can both take flight, can both turn your allies against you, and have a shitton of HP
Go through a horribly long ornate maze to find some nutjob guarded by animated decoration.
a pair of identical bases with a walkway connecting them over a moat
Have to meet up with a russian spy.
You control the monster by hitting the teeth on top of his head
>>339538991
Those two goat demons in a cave in Star Ocean 2?
>>339538959
maybe if you're 12
looks like some crazy goth emo anime bitch with too much makeup
super super annoying expression
yet it gets posted years and years
>>339538929
>>339538657
You're in a computer game, Max.
>>339534252
idk why but this gif makes me cringe
You help a man escape a prison while it's pitch black by having him roll around.
>>339537870
UNREAL
>>339538959
Are you actually autistic enough to fall in to the
>Since I'm ugly I should make myself find ugly girls hot
crowd? You can still fantasize about hot chicks anon
>>339539131
No
Though they somewhat fit the bill
I need to replay this game
>>339539101
2fort
>>339535612
Rickman.exe?
Elevator rides and bureaucracy, half the people you meet are selfish faggots and you can only shoot one of them.
>>339539150
Scrolling through the thread and your post gave me an intense feeling of deja vu. I've seen this same shit in a dream. I fucking know it.
>>339539121
Pelagia, SOTC. I liked that guy, it was a fun fight.
>>339539150
I'm pretty sure she'd look too old for a 12yo. Thick eyeliner like that turns me on like nothing else. Sue me.
You visit a prison, and fhe first thing you notice is a body bag moving around
>>339539150
faggot detected
>>339539224
idk y but this post makes me cringe
>first four levels show all that game has to offer
>>339539350
>deja vu
Have you just been in this place before?
Higher on the street?
And you know it's your time to come home?
>>339537870
Anor Londo after killing Gwynevere?
A giant moth captures you and you have to kill it while in its grasp while dodging all the other enemies before facing the boss.
It's the worst "level" because of how piss easy it actually is.
>>339535326
undead asylum is a solid 8/10
>>339534252
Giant alien hivemind latched onto the side of a spaceship
>>339539587
>le eurobeat meme
>>339536876
Ace Attorney. I wannasay its the tutorial case from 2, but it's been a long time
Singing underwater with a Jamaican.
>>339539763
It's not a meme, it's a life style.
>>339539426
Donkey Kong.
>>339539926
ATADASHI
>>339534651
Fuck you, Blighttown is great
>>339540009
no, donkey kong is only 4 levels, that game is longer
>>339537762
Metal Gear Solid 2. The segment with E.E
>>339540115
I'm gonna say Lords of the Fallen. You have the monastery, the citadel, the rhogar realm, and the catacombs. That's it. That's every area in the game.
>>339539587
>mfw I got that reference
This must be a message from the universe that I must watch Initial D
>>339534252
>Dragon Butt World
>>339539229
Talking about Ghost Trick?
Desert rock with confusing ruins and wind shenanigans. And something something werewolves.
>>339534252
Boss flies around, can't be knocked down, but if you manage to stun him he gets back up immediately, with 2 AI on your side that do little to nothing
>>339539387
Resident Evil 4
>>339534252
Simultaneous land and sea battle. Couldn't git gud, dropped the game.
>>339540308
its earlier game
>>339534252
Something about this chick's face makes me mad, I want to punch her
>>339540619
Correct
>>339538976
Didn't notice it said "favourite game" because im retarded
Third / fourth favourite game, Close enough.
>>339540445
It's calling you.
And the subject's a mistery.
Standing on your feet.
It's so hard when you try to believe!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!
>>339534351
Serious Sam 2?
You switch from more outlandish environments to plain city ones but the level design somehow becomes way more nonsensical despite that.
>>339541216
Fallout 3?
You literally follow a dude, and then watch a movie.
>>339536710
>>339537205
nope, Cod4. 'veteran' actually meant something in 2007.
>>339541368
shit, I guess that works too, but no.
>>339541368
FUCKIN DRAYGEN ASSES
Optional "hidden" area with a snowstorm that switches on and off every minute or so for a few seconds so you can't see shit, along with high damage enemies that charge at you and rarely miss.
>>339541783
>>339541468
try to fucking say no, I dare you!
>>339540514
>>339536063
For BioShock, I would just say "everything after the twist." That last third is genuinely awful.
>>339541216
Doom II
>>339534252
you have to solve intuitive puzzles in unintuitive ways with arbitrary limits and a shitty step-counting system.
>>339538072
there's all manner of broken-looking shit in that game that doesn't do anything if you bomb it though
>>339543249
portal challenge mode
>>339534252
a lizard won't stop fucking texting you
>>339543159
yep
>>339543405
there it is. that was quick.
>>339543657
step counting is what gave it away
>>339534351
halo2
You walk down a spooky corridor river where nothing happens or lots of boring things happen
Heres a few
1. 2 anchors!!!
2. Keep falling down tower fighting fighting flying monster
3. Plants literally everywhere. Fuck spores
4. Backtrack at night cant see shit. Also dogs
5. Wheres the fucking torch no batteries
6. Blood trails. That awful scream
7. Throw ice on river to freeze it. Tikis everywhere
8. Western town. Those fucking dust tornadoes
Not my favourite, but if it wasn't for this level, it would be a lot higher on the list.
Stuck in a maze with infinitive spawning giant lice.
Got to close all the spawning points.
Turn based combat
Best character dies
You have to go through a huge jungle with annoying enemies only to go through another huge identical jungle (or maybe even two) to get a thing and later on you have to go through a gigantic sewer that is even more annoying that is twice the size of the jungle to get another thing.
>>339544264
Swamp of sorrows?
You can't see shit.
Actually this works for various games, dark levels suck.
>>339537473
You mean volare?
You have to climb a revolving pillar with blades attached.
>>339534252
gigantic 5 hour long robot factory where everything looks the same and you use turbines to climb up a giant
>>339545045
No.
>Protagonist! We need you to complete this objective.
>But first, you have to sit through 20 minutes of me giving you a massive exposition dump and explaining your objective three times.
It's a labyrinth
Full of Ghost fishes floating around
If one touches you, you're stunlocked to death
This level was ALL A DREAM in fact IT WAS EVERYONE'S DREAM! And it was a long ass dream too
>>339539121
Wait that was the worst to you?
You forgot about the rehashed dog you have to drive into pillars for 15 minutes or something?
>Boring ass ice castle
>music sucks
>have to split up your team to complete it
>it's near the end so taking on a bunch of enemies solo is pretty much impossible
>full of pitch black areas with brief intervals of visibility when lightning strikes
>obnoxious, invincible ghost enemies
>boss is considered a ramp up in difficulty compared to previous bosses
"The floor is lava" the level oh and the only way through it is to ride a completely fucking unpredictable platform that loves to go so fast that if you even think about jumping you're fucked
>>339547070
super mario sunshine
>>339537870
l4d2
>>339547176
Close but not the mario gsme I was thinking of, but now that I think of it the lily pad level is much worse than the one I'm thinking of
You run around fetching whatever the stupid mummies want.
easy one
>>339541928
All the co-op areas/bosses were shit but holy fuck the frigid outskirts takes the cake.
It pisses me off because it could have been a really cool area but they had to have those obnoxious charging horses ruin everything
There's a bunch of fat ladybugs and a dirty hobo tries to sell you pickaxes
not my favorite game but
you have to collect pearls and enter doorways which make no sense how they're connected while jumping on Indian rugs and evading ghosts
It's pretty eerie
Not my favorite but
You enter spooky ghost land only to realize the thing your looking for is locked away in spooky ghost prison, go kill the same 3 enemies but with the cliche "they each represent warrior mage rogue" they're spread out as far away as possible so you get to kill the same 2 mooks over and over and over again, also the ranger miniboss likes to shove you off of his tower alot for instant death
>>339534252
Sewers.
>>339547519
Painted World?
You traverse through a cavern of flesh in order to murder all the skinless mutated inhabitants and the CEO of an evil company.
oh
>>339547818
Why does that sound familiar? Is it from a platforming game?
You wade around in shit and punch geodudes
>>339548021
i was thinking about the catacombs
but yeah painted world also fit
A big gauntlet of enemies that ends with an invisible mini-boss in the blandest area of the game
>>339548086
yes
psx
It's a boss gauntlet. The level name is bullshit since it goes on longer than it should.
>>339539752
dead space?
Hope you like empty deserts and giant burrowing bugs because if you want that awesome gun upgrade you're gonna have to kill 35 or so of the fuckers
>>339548636
is that Ratchet & Clank 3?
I found the sewer more annoying
You're inside a giant monster, there's stomach acid everywhere, and the camera is even worse than usual.
Not that bad really, I can't think of any part of that game I don't like.
Twisted circus, chasing bunny, fucking tunnel
>>339549824
A
GIANT
WORM
>>339534252
You have to collect gems but snow monsters butt fuck you.
>>339549952
Yep
I wish you actually fought the entire worm as the boss fight, that'd be badass.
>>339534252
You have to ride all the carnival rides but you don't know how to operate half of them
>>339534252
I hate this fucking gif so much. I don't know why.
You're on a boat, full of spics.
Fight gorillas in the sewers and babysit a Ninja Turtles fanboy
You have to dodge ranged attacks, parry melee attacks, grab the foe, suck down bad energy without killing it.
And if you fuck up and go too far out of range, it's life depletes extremely fast.
Old bitch throws symbols in the air
>>339537292
Rayman Origins, the second water level treasure chest chase?
>>339537958
>a singularity bomb
A what now?
