>get-all-achievements achievement
>"get a life!"
>>339527382
>game insults you for liking it and dedicating yourself to it
it feels like getting cucked
>Et tu, Brute?
>play with someone who has this achievement
100% the game
game calls you It's master
>>339527382
What game
>>339527489
I'd say it's more like an S&M relationship.
>die 10 times, get an achievement
>"better read a guide you casual lol"
>beat Sly 2
>Okay. You win. Go outside.
Beat Wild 9
>go outside and get some fresh air
Game sure showed you.
>>339528005
There's an achievement if you get to the last prestige and highest level in call of duty world at war, and it tells you now to go outside or something
>>339528005
Hotline: Miami
>achievement
>defeat over 100k enemies
>>339530871
Gears of War fuck you
>>339530871
>spider-man 1 on PS2
>now go outside and play
N-no I don't w-want to...
>going outside
>in California
good one
>beat a Jurassic Park game
>Jeff Goldbloom gets on camera to tell me that I'm wasting time and should go outside
t-thanks
>>339530871
>it can't be earned by killing every naturally spawning enemy
>it has to be farmed
Why
>achievement: Kill god
>Objective
>RUN
>Objective
>take a photo
>Achievement or unlock for beating game on every difficulty
>Beating the hardest difficulty doesn't unlock the lower ones
>music stops
>>339527382
>Can't get the get-all-achievements achievement because you don't have the get-all achievements achievement
>>339530247
Yep, I think it's called Get some sun or some shit.
>>339531908
>objective
>survive
>>339527382
>playing Disgaea 3
>fall asleep and leave the game on
>come back to it like 8 hours later
>Achievement Unlocked:"Go see a Doctor" Play for 10 hours straight
>>339528005
If you complete Free Bird on expert on GH 2 it tells you to go start a real band
>achievement: beat the number 1 player on the leaderboards
>the guy hacked his way to number 1
>his bio reads that he'll let you beat him if you give him money
I swear EA does not know how to do anything right
>>339533916
>Beating the hardest difficulty doesn't unlock the lower ones
CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING SHIT
>achievement for getting all other achievements
>get all other achievements
>final achievement doesn't unlock
I shouldn't have expected anything less, Deadly Premonition.
>>339534923
I agree as well, this shit annoys the fuck out of me, showing mastery of a game on a higher difficulty should unlock equivalent achievements on the ones beneath it.
Thank fuck Tales of Maj'Eyal does it.
>Something like 200 achievements
>Having to do all those on something like 6 different difficulties
No thanks.
>>339534935
Doesn't Deadly Premonition have extra in-game achievements, which is what it bases the "100%" achievement on?
>achievement
>log in during game's launch anniversary!
>it was 2 weeks ago
>>339535264
>Doesn't Deadly Premonition have extra in-game achievements, which is what it bases the "100%" achievement on?
There are optional "missions" but there's an achievement for every mission.
Objective: Die.
>>339536259
Objective:beat final boss
> Received the Platinum Trophy for Senran Kagura: Estival Versus
> It's called "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
> All my friends can see it.
>>339536971
That's pretty based tho
DMC4 SE is packed with that shit for beating different modes of the game. Pretty sure they do it even your first time beating it on normal.
>>339535615
>achievement
>play with the creator of the game!
>creator doesnt even play it
>>339536971
>>339537343
Sounds bad.
>>339528005
World at War upon reaching 10th prestige.
>>339530871
Dead rising
>100% the game
>game calls you a faggot
>you have to buy the dlc and complete it 100% to get the platinum
>>339540713
That's fair, though. You waited for the DLC to come out and knew it'd have Achievements.
>>Accidentally start game on Xbox One and immediately close it.
>>Game is stuck on your achievement list.
>>339541731
How do you "accidentally" a game on Xbone?
Also,
>Games require multiplayer for the 100%
>But you can do them with enough controllers solo as well
Thank you Little Big Planet 1, 2 and 3 for not being a total asshole.
>>339527382
>>339541893
Put the disc in and it automatically started. I'd only just got my console, so I forgot that auto start was even a thing. I disabled it on my 360 several years ago
>>339542418
Ah. 2nd question. Why would you put a game in your console you didn't want to play?
>Game has collectibles
>game also has cheats that disable achievements when active
>can get half/all of the collectibles for the achievements, but not be given the achievement since you had cheats on
>can't go back and pick them up again
>achievement for modding your game
>mods disable achievements in your game
Fuck off Civ 5. This is the only time I've considered using an achievement program to grant me achievements that I've earned with having mods on. Fuck you.
>>339542607
Probably so he wouldn't have to put it in later if/when he actually wants to play it.
>>339528005
Melee. 1 million Vs. matches played.
>>339542607
I was logged in as my main profile and was planning on switching to another to test it out.
>>339537343
>>339535615
The best troll were those Xbox games that game out achievements worth like 3 or 6 points and you had to beat super extra hard ass achievements in order to make your gamerscore an even number again
>>339527382
I'm so conflicted about achievements. Part of me enjoys them because it speaks to my inner "I gotta get 100%" mentality.
The other part of me fucking hates them because some achievements I just don't want to bother doing or can't do (like online multi-player achievements in single player focused games).
>Secret Achievement: Complete the secret requirements to view this achievement
>>339531908
>Objective
>End It
>>339533916
>>339534923
>>339535264
>game makes you play on easy to unlock normal then normal to unlock hard then hard to get expert each difficulty adding more gameplay you wanted in the firstplace
Feels bad man parts of levels straight up locked till you play it 2-4 times
>Achievement: Thanks for buying the game
>>339543201
>tfw the achievements for UMK3
>>339542897
You sound like a faggot
>trophy for first booting up the game
>obtain rate isn't 100%
>>339543201
Final Fantasy XIII-2. My gamerscore has been at an odd number for over a year.
>>339541731
as long as you dont get a achievement you can delete the game from your profile though
>>339545053
You can on the 360, but I'm pretty sure you can't on Xbone.
>share on facebook achievement
>feature has been removed
>sharing not only unlocked the achievement, you unlocked something in-game
>>339547000
>Flash game
>"Like us on facebook/follow us on twitter for 50 free coins!"
>Clicking the link gives you the coins regardless of whether you followed/liked them or not
>>339542738
Stop using cheats then you degenerate.
>>339543201
My Gamerscore has been fucked for years. After a while I said "fuck it" and decided to move on.It still hurts
>>339527489
Wish I could find a bigger picture.
>skip the tutorial "achievement"
>play the tutorial
>can only get one and the other is permantly locked away
Thanks EA
>>339528005
Anything on PS3 or PS4 has something called a "Platinum Trophy" that you're awarded for unlocking all of the other achievements/trophies.
>get old ass 360 games
>multiplayer achievements
>servers are dead or full of hackers and fixmods
It hurts i will never get these
>>339540713
>the DLC is just multiplayer maps
>no one plays it anymore
>100% all the achievements
>DLC comes out
>now only have 91% of achievements
>>339528005
Budokai Tenkaichi 2
>>339531054
Mfw I got it legit without trades in GeoW1 and then they changed it so it counted the campaign npcs in every GeoW after.
>>339540713
This hasn't happened yet has it?
>achievement for 100% the game
>expansion comes out and is 90% of the base game and also has its own do everything achievement
>third expansion comes out and it's the same shit
>fourth one gets announced
>>339531494
>Fight the God Fight
Disgaea 4
>>339529120
>beat Sly 2
>Okay. You win. Go outside.
This was my reaction.
>play 1000 online matches achievement
>guy gets it within a week after the game launches
>achievements only work in ironman mode
>online achievement/trophy
>online is dead
>>339553749
Even if Mass Effect 3 was a piece of shit, at least you could still get achievement in both SP and MP.
>>339553923
you better not be saying the MP was bad you fuck I'll fucking MURDER YOUR ASS
I HAVE A GUN IN REAL LIFE AND A TELEPORTER AND I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE THAT'S IT I'M NOT EVEN WAITING FOR A REPLY. GOING TO POST FROM YOUR PC THAT YOU GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD AND KILLED BY ME.
>>339554098
Of course not, the MP was pretty baller.
>>339533916
That shit is the worst. The only thing worse than that are broken achievements or ones that still exist because people got them before they changed something so it's no longer attainable.
Injustice: Gods Among Us mobile version, for example, had this achievement for killing someone with Joker's passive...but by the time I actually was playing it to where I got Joker, they patched the game to make that no longer possible, yet left the achievement.
Age of Empires 2 on Steam has an achievement you can only get if you preordered the game.
>>339537343
Garry's Mod, and something something dinos v nazis, Brutal Legend...what else?
>>339554146
i'm playing it right now on PC
apparently my one friend who was playing it with me just cheat engined every item in like a fucking faggot so he doesn't even want to play anymore which i told him that would happen
but even at like 4am in the morning i can get matches on it still i love it. 4 year old game and still active enough mp.
>>339554361
>That garry's mod achievement
I don't really care about getting achievs in that game, but fuck you whoever came up with it.
>>339531392
This just woke up a deep deep part of my memories and triggered something inside me.
I was fucking raped.
Fuck.
>>339528287
That's just what cucks in denial say
>>339554537
They usually change those achievements to be viral. All you have to do is play with anyone that has it.
Not every game does this though.
>>339530871
>achievement
>defeat 1,619,090 enemies
>>339533916
I go out of my way to avoid games that force you to do that.
>achievement/tropy
>reach most wanted in GT4 online
>survive 7 days in dead rising
>100% requires collecting 50 X, 100 Y, 150 Z
>>339543201
NO FUCK THOSE GAY ASS GAMES. I DO MY RESEARCH TO AVOID THOSE DEATHTRAPS.
>win X number ranked online matches/get X amount of kills in online ranked matches
>use weapon X amount of times in online matches
>no one fucking plays the game anymore and if they do they don't play ranked
>>339527382
>Kill four players within six seconds with x weapon
>>339527382
But that's hilarious.
C'mon don't tell me you're an insecure fag like that.
>>339551576
No, he's wording it wrong. A game with a Platinum can always be platinumed without the DLC, but some DLC will make it so it's not at "100%"
See: Little Big Planet games
>100% the game
>get rewarded with best weapon in the game
>nothing left to use it on
>>339557541
>new game+ lets you keep your permanent power upThanks Spyro 2.
>>339557541
for DLC
>>339557541
>have to do overly-complicated procedures in order to get the best weapon of the game
>the challenge to get the weapon killed anymore replayability the game had prior
>lose all desire to use new weapon that could level all enemies
>Achievement: Beat someone in multiplayer who has this achievement
This is still the best achievement
>>339548975
No fucking way. What game?
>>339528005
Binding of Isaac
>>339555878
Collection Achievements for shitty Collectibles, the bane of my existence.
>Never finished BK: Nuts and Bolts cause I missed exactly (1) note somewhere int he Hub world
>It assumably ended up somewhere obscure/unreachable cause those things record their world position if they get knocked out of position by your projectiles and shit, IIRC
>Badge Out of Hell
Who the fuck is autistic to enough to kill all the Grox?
>get all achievements/trophies
>main character acknowledges it in game.
>Garry's Mod
>Achievement: Play with Garry
That is bullshit. How am I supposed to know when he gets on and what server he gets onto?
>>339561345
I got this achievement a few months ago in cinema
>changing graphics settings locks you out from earning achievements
>4chan X calls you a loser for getting no replies
it's part of the reason I use appchan
>achievement:play with one of the top ten
>You can't git gud because you suck at fightans
>>339557758
Hello Wyrmhero Blade
>>339557965
s-source???
