even healers have tough days
>>339506491
best waifu
She wants the Helix Rocket.
>>339506491
>I have the right to treat any patient I want first
this doesn't seem correct
>>339506491
>not Biotic Fielding to let Mercy focus on heroes that actually need help
Shitty 76, would report.
>>339506491
>>339506491
Why didn't Mercy age like Soldier?
>>339506813
Semen is good for the skin.
>>339506684
You treat the one who needs it most unless you have to take triage into account.
If everyone else in the squad is just as wounded as he is in OP then yeah she gets to pick.
>>339506813
Mercy only 37 years old
>>339506813
>37
She's eternally young due to future medical technology, probably nanomachines or some shit. There's dialog in game that references this fact.
>>339506813
Nanomachines, son.
Also assuming medical technology has moved as fast as everything else, it's possible 37 is like the new 20 in the OW universe.
>>339506813
she doesn't age
>>339506813
Nazi science
>>339506956
>>339507050
She's not made of nano machines. The tech she uses to revive people keeps her dna from degrading over time which keeps her cells from dying naturally thus slowing the her rate of aging to a standstill.
>>339506813
He isn't that much older than her, some people's hair just whitens because of stress and genes. I know a guy who isn't even 30 yet and he has grey hair.
>>339506491
Someone should fix the dialogue to make her said that, from her professional view, 76 is the one more injured in that moment.
>>339507770
GERMAN SCIENCE NUMBER ONE THE WORLD!
>>339507796
That guy has a hard life?
76, Reaper and Mercy have the most fleshed out and interesting backstory of anyone. It's a shame they're boring in game.
>>339506491
that's a cute picture
I don't even play overwatch
>>339506491
>>339506491
Has someone tracked down the artist?
>>339508316
>AmericanMercy.jpeg
>>339508316
Dat face doe
>>339508392
As much as I like the idea of America having a free healthcare system the one's I've seen are quite shit. My dad has lived in Canada for 19 years and a few months ago he was having terrible intestinal problems. It took over a month for him to finally get tested only for them to say they couldn't find anything and that they'd try again in another month. He said fuck it, paid for a private doctor and they found the problem 2 days later.
>>339508316
>mercy not purple and green
you fucked up
>>339508226
From the info on the wiki, I also really liked Genji's backstory.
>>339506491
>I'm a medic. I have the right to heal the guy who can already heal himself.
I dont get it, I don't play Overshit. Is the guy retarded now?
>>339508595
Savage
>>339508595
>[Reaper] Even I'm not like that
>>339506491
Does Mercy even know 76 is Morrison?
>>339508859
Nah
>>339508595
Fucking destroyed.
>>339508316
She only says "For a price" if you have the devil skin on. She's clearly not wearing a devil skin.
>>339508942
It's abundantly clear to everyone that knows him that 76 is Morrison.
>>339508942
EVERYONE
FUCKING
KNOWS
>>339506491
We need to go sadderWith all the edits around I have no idea which is the original
>>339508595
>Heal teammate
>I'm getting attacked
>They don't bother to help and just run away leaving me to die
I know that feel.
>>339508637
Your dad alright?
>>339509029
>tfw I didn't
>>339508595
>Let me down one last time
Where did this come from? I'm seeing it everywhere.
>>339508637
Yeah. Health care in Canada is definitely better than in Murrica, but it's not quite as sunshine and rainbows like shitposters like to think.
>>339509029
Fucking capebullshit
>>339509197
yeah.
>>339509096
>>339506491
>>339506765
Why does this have so many edits anyways?
>>339509272
Your parents disappointment.
>>339509272
Some sports fans obituary.
>>339509169
Then fly after them.
>>339509169
>play the video game
>mercy start pocketing for no reason
>try to defend her the best I can as Zarya
>wreck everybody and always keep eye on doctor
>suddenly too much shit and see doctor die
>I couldn't do shit
>mfw
>>339509373
lek
>>339509334
good shit. i have state given insurance while living in US. it's not that bad,
>>339509029
>McCree kills 76
>"Thought I just saw a ghost"
Not everybody.
>>339509204
>cat getting attacked by raptor
>take le epic instagramz pic instead of helping it
These subhumans shouldn't be allowed to own pets
>>339508595
>tfw lvl 25 and I just now noticed I can see Mercy's hp when she's healing me
I'm so sorry
>>339508859
It's just forced drama. Pay no heed. Let's just shit on all Mercy healers. Even the competant ones.
>>339508637
You can still PAY for private doctors you know.
Its choice.
>>339508595
>>339508316
who are the artists for these?
>>339509368
Probably because the original was in broken as fuck English, some went to fix it and then others totally changed the dialogue.
>>339509743
I think his point was that just because it's free doesn't mean it's perfect.
>>339509937
>free
>quality
stay dead, marx
>>339509272
First time i heard was a splatoon post
I want my team to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time
>>339506813
Die Wunder der modernen Medizin
>>339509625
>>339508595
The hell is a Tracer supposed to do for a Mercy?
>>339506813
She uses her medical and genetic experiments on herself, since she enjoys playing god like a monster.
Did they fucked
>>339509937
Nobody implied that, and its not free, its called taxes.
The point of free healthcare isnt to give the best, its to give SOMETHING instead debt.
>>339509096
this one doesn't work at all.
>>339510136
kill widowmaker and junkrat
>>339510136
if both the tracer and mercy attack the enemy unless it's a tank they will kill them.
>>339510136
Fucking kill the annoying ass annoyers who go after your Mercy you stupid ass.
>>339506491
>nothing like this will EVER EVER HAPPEN TO YOU
>>339510320
That's fine. I'd really rather not get blown up.
>>339510320
Join the military you pussy
>>339510320
Getting grievously wounded or having to heal grievously wounded people?
>>339507796
I knew a guy in high school with nearly a full head of grey hair.
He said his mom also had grey hair early, so she was used to never having her natural hair color.
Needless to say, he got made fun of a lot.
>>339510320
>wanting to get multiple deep, long-healing woundsIt's fun to heal up. The pain feels great. One wrong move and you're bleeding all over the floor.
>>339509169
>Play the game
>Attack the dudes directly in front of me
>Healer decides to heal me and gets flanked while I'm still on the enemy directly in front of me
This is what happens most of the time, I can't constantly check the healer, maybe if there was a notification they were being attacked I could do something or if you guys used voice.
or if Blizzard wasn't retarded and made useful voice commands like "Help" that literally every other game with voice commands has.
>>339510535
Getting repeatedly wounded until his body looks like Geralt of Rivia and a female medic gets to know him on a first name basis.
>>339510535
Having a woman other than your mother care about you
>>339509928
enecoo drew the Mercy and Tracer one
>>339510446
Actually am this july,It's not likely I'm going to war though, since I'm western europ.
>>339510535
Being healed of course
>>339510569
>not wanting the purest of nurses to take care of your hurting body with their gentle fingers
>>339510446
>Waste 4 years of your life to get yelled at by some faggot and probably get killed in the process
>>339510593
I'm not sure about Lucio or Zenyatta, but you can see Mercy's health when she's healing/buffing you.
>>339510805
>no war
>western europe
soon
.
.
.
soon
>>339510805
Every single veteran I've met who wasn't legitimately insane dissuades anybody they can from joining the army, take that how you will.
>>339510805
>western european
>not likely going to war
>>339511078
Where you're from? If I do put a career in the military it'll likely be in the UN, training nig nogs in Africa or whatever
garbage
>>339509279
>tfw live in Burgerland
>admitted myself to a psych ward for 4 days because I almost killed myself
>slowly getting my life back together afterwards
>tfw just got saddled with a bill for 3,000 dollars
>>339508316
>she only says for a price when you wear devil or imp outfit
>shes wearing normal skin
bad artist. probably doesn't play the game
>>339511078
My Marine friend didn't/doesn't(always said shit like "if you joined the marines...) but I always got the impression that he never saw actual combat. I thought it was impolite to ask if he fought, where he fought etc.
You will neverhugher.
;_;
>>339507796
The Omnic Crisis was 30 years BEFORE this games present time
Original 6 Overwatch members
- Reaper
- Soldier 76
- Ana Amari aka Pharahs Mom
- Reinhardt
- Torbjorn
- Liao [No info]
He's in his 50s at minimum but he's a super soldier so he still moves as if he were 20.
>>339509169
>heal team mate
>get flanked for 100th time by soldier and tracer
>say for 50th time soldier behind or tracer behind
>people still don't look behind them
>equip pistol kill them both as mercy.
but most of the time you die as mercy.
fucking retards learn to look behind you jesus fucking christ
>37 years old
>STILL cosplaying as an angel
Almost as embarrassing as Reaper.
>>339509928
ethanol-da made for a price
Wait a minute, this game has fucking lore?
>>339510216
I think it's trying to say
She likes saving people, but she doesn't like it when it's him. And it's always him.
>>339511476
no dignity
>>339509446
If your teammates went behind walls after the enemy shows up you're fucked
>>339506491
These two a canon couple or something? Because that comic's cute.
>>339506491
>even healers have tough days
But they don't their only job is to run around and press m1 on people. That shit aint hard.
>>339511476
>Like 60 years old
>heh nuttin personnel kid
Dammit Grandpa.
>>339511387
>no one has posted lewds of Ana Amari yet
>>339511634
t. Bad healer
>>339511387
Wait so assuming that Genji was at least 18 when he joined Overwatch and Hanzo is his older brother, why isn't Hanzo withered as fuck?
>>339511476
>37
>no children
>not even married
I bet she has like five cats
>>339511714
Hey now, I hope you're not implying a lack of dignity by using that image.Because being covered in cum feels great.
>>339511635
>Heh, nothing personnel whippersnapper
>>339511786
dragons son
>>339511789
All named Pharah
>>339506491
>tfw you slap Mercy around like the dumb ragdoll she is
HAMMER DOWN
>>339511786
Because they didn't necessarily join the second overwatch was founded
>>339511549
it's been like 10 years between the first and second panel
>>339511714
I got you.
>>339511912
No, that's semen.
>>339506491
This is really cute
Sad, but cute
>>339511930
>slow down tank
More like speed up I want the tank to go big
>>339511921
I don't know the correct word, but the implication is she's recalling or repeating the situation but in a new context.
>>339512028
It depends on the raid.
>>339511930
This comic gets worse than the original with every remake.
>>339511786
Because the Omnic Crisis ended after 5 years and for the next 20 years Overwatch began recruiting new members.
So the rest of the members in the game joined during that 20 year period.
Afterwards Reaper and Soldier had a civil war and this caused Overwatch to break up.
Sometime during their little war Soldier 76 AND Reaper "die"
76 took on the identity of Soldier 76 and began to raid Overwatch facilities during the 5 years prior to the games present time and that is how he got all his equipment.
And Reaper started targeting Overwatch members.
This brings us to modern times when we see 76 in Mexico and Reaper in that Winston cinematic.
>>339511912
>Doesn't know InCase, the best western h-artist
C'mon son.
>>339509743
>You can still choose to pay for a private doctor in addition to those taxes you already pay for your shitty communist russia healthcare!
Trudeau is the president Canada deserves
>>339511912
>not recognizing incase
You are such shitty faggot anon
>>339510593
>no situational awareness: the movie
>>339512028
I want the tank to go big, go hard, and go all night
But I like it when the DPS goes fast in my face
>>339507796
Im 26 and i have grey streaks
>>339512227
>the best
>closet faggot
Yeah no
>want to go Tank
>no one pick healer
>have to go healer
>want to go healer
>no one picks tank
>have to go tank
God punishes me.
>>339512378
>closet faggot
>closet
What
and yeah he is the best
>>339507796
>>339512339
>tfw started balding at 18
>>339509557
Thank you for trying.
Thank yo-
>>339512378
InCase just draws what people want
He's admitted that his favorites are the plumper ladies and halflings
>>339509279
>better
Sure, if waiting 9 hours in an ER while they scrounge up some surgeon fuck to fix a broken joint is better.
>>339509743
You mean I get to have the privilege of paying twice for necessary medical care?Sign my dumbass up.
>>339512452
It's better to go healer with no tank than tank with no healer, unless you're playing Roadhog since he can huff the jenk for 400 HP.
>>339506813
He got blown up and healed with crazy medical shit, I assume it made his hair Grey at somepoint
>>339512489
who else here shit genetics
>>339511714
Dont need dignity if youve got dick.
>>339512452
>premade whining about how I'm not tanking
>switch to Rein
>absolutely nobody staying near me despite being on the objecitve
>switch back to attack (Solly 76) and carry the game
I give up
So what the fuck is up with leavers' penalty. I got disco'd from a few games cause I loaded too slow and got the "YOU'VE BEEN KICKED FOR INACTIVITY" thing, then I change some video settings, load up, and I have a -75% exp debuff. So far it's lasted roughly 2 hours and 20ish games and it's still not gone.
How the fuck do I get rid of it?
>>339508969
i thought i heard the for a price line when i was on the other team
>>339512489
Found out I was at 20 and got depressed and obsessive for a few months. Just get on Propecia, it's actually effective and side-effects are extremely rare (reversible if they do occur).
>>339512674
I'm either going to live to 100 with a full head of hair and no health problems or die at age 65 with diabetes
>>339512489
You're not balding anon, you're just high test!
>>339512801
How's that broken dick, anon?
>>339511317
It's not fair! ;__;
>>339512809
>trying to make some balding subhuman feel better
More like high pleb
>>339512801
I'm 29 now anon and I tried that hair growth shit and it never worked. I just gave up around 23 and just started shaving my head.
>>339512903
ask ur mum ;). Seriously though I've been on it for years with no discernable side effects
>>339512170
My thoughts as well. The original just nailed it perfectly
>>339506491
FEELSWATCH ;_;
>>339512489
Shave your head, establish the shaved/bald look early on so it's not awkward when you get older
>>339512991
It's not really for growth but rather to stabilize it/prevent further loss, Rogaine's supposedly better for regrowth but I haven't bothered trying it.
>>339513001
Well apparently once you stop there is a good chance of your sex drive dying.
Better get all those faps in while you can.
>>339511789
she is probably barren IMO.
>>339512526
>His halfling comic that's 100% his ideas features a femboy elf
>His early work before he got any popularity at all featured futa
>Majority of his work is futa/trap
>j-just drawing what p-p-people want
>>339513147
butthatswrongyoufuckingretard
>>339512489
>tfw 24 and going bald
It doesn't matter though I was going to be alone for the rest of my life anyway
>>339512489
>>339512339
>>339507796
>Tfw I don't have to worry about hair since I barely have any anyways
Feels good.
>>339513107
burn the coal pay the toll
>>339512489
>34 years old, blonde hair, no balding, no thinning.
Even when I start to go grey it will take forever for it to be noticeable because of my light hair color.
>>339513203
HAS
>>339507796
I'm 21 and going grey.
genetics are shit
>>339511891
I think you mean all namedReinhardt, who she fucks behind Torb's back
>>339512489
Same but in my case its because my balls produce almost twice as much testosterone as normal. Like 1.8 times. I had to start getting prostate checks when I was 17 because my doctor fears my prostate will explode or mutate or some shit.
>>339511387
So Mercy/Tracer/Winston didn't join until after the Omnic crisis?
>>339512489
I'm sorry, bro. Gray hair is distinguished, bald is just ugly.
>>339513092
see >>339512991
been doing it for six years now.
>>339513114
rogain was what I used before I turned 23. It never worked. Like I said I gave up on anything short of a transplant which is what my uncle, brother and father got. Younger brother the baldness skipped him the lucky fucker
>>339506491
>mercy is almost 40
eww she is old
>>339513414
Mercy was only a child during the Inbox Crisis (presumably that's when her parents were killed)
Tracer was also too young/in temporal limbo to join until Winston, who is only a few years old, figured out something to stabilize her.
>>339513589
>not wanting an older woman
>>339511930
Why do you faggots take some popular niche little meme and then try to rip it off and pretend you invented it?
Fucking shameless.
>>339512568
Anon the fuck are you on about, i once had to wait 5 hours to get pain killers for a broken leg, on the other hand when i broke my collar bone it was in and out, pain killers resetting and a sling, all medical care is shit if you cherry pick.
>>339513549
>3.53 MB on a cringingly unfunny comic
>>339513640
saggy barfly cougar pls go
>>339513224
>he thinks being bald can keep him from being based
you shame lord vin
>>339513652
I doubt the creators of this thought people weren't already aware of the original.
>>339512489
Just get buff
>>339512489
My father was always bald and pretty sure I'm balding too at this pointthough I can still get a decent haircut. No big deal, I'll just shave, already did it multiple times and don't look like a complete egghead
>>339513624
Wow, thanks autocorrect.
>Omnic Crisis
>>339507618
>swiss
>nazi
American education at its finest.
>>339513885
Head shape and not being skinny/fat matters a lot.
>>339513224
Just embrace it, I think bald isn't as bad as balding at least.
>>339511532
The fact that this gets asked every thread kills me.
>>339513393
typical swedecuck going for massive german sausage
>>339510320
It will happen if you make friends anon.
>>339513414
Tracer and Winston likely joined around the same time. But it had to be recent.
Tracer being the youngest member of Overwatch.
She could have joined just before it got dissolved. She is well known thanks to gaining powers due to the freak accident she had.
>>339513828
Mercy isn't any of those, age really is just a number when you don't show signs of aging.
She could easily pass as 20.
>>339513624
>>339514012
>inbox Crisis
>World War began simply because no one could receive emails
>>339514015
But she speaks gerrnan therefore shes nazi
Mercy looks 20ish but is 37
That is the entire joke with her and Mei's lines
Mercy very likely fucked with her body to slow the appearance of aging.
Mei froze herself and she knew Mercy before
>>339514424
>tfw you will never fuck with Mercy's body
>>339514386
Yeah so? Most Americans speak english and that doesn't make 'em English does it.
>>339506491
Isn't Mercy secretly the villain though?
>>339514319
Should've checked their junk folder before starting a war
>>339514291
>Tracer being the youngest member of Overwatch.
What about D.Va?
And Tracer was around long enough to become recognizable to school kids and to participate in government stuff with pre-Darkness Reyes.
>>339514527
What kind of dress is that?
>>339514386
tfw trying to learn German but gender cases are killing me
>>339514583
D.va is never said to be apart of Overwatch
>>339514506
That just means the British are in fact Americans
>>339514034
Head shape don't mean shit
Get /fit/ and you be based as fuck.
>>339514583
D.VA was never part of Overwatch, she was in a Korean defense force that literally recruited Starcraft players.
>>339514583
Tracer could also not be aging because of the time bullshit.
>>339514616
Greek I think
>>339514683
This is bait like no other
>>339514583
Well Reyes was pre-darkness up to 5 years prior to the games start.
Tracer is 23 years old. 5 years prior she would've been 18.
That Tracer also doesn't have her time manipulation suit on
D va is also not a member of overwatch.
>>339513624
>Inbox Crisis
So Overwatch is set in a future where Hillary wins?
>>339514616
This
>>339514015
Switzerland was where Nazis stored all their stolen gold. They were Nazi sympathizers.
>>339513394
Baldness isn't determined by testosterone, but rather how your hair follicles respond to it. For instance, you can be overloaded on testosterone and still have a thick head of hair. You just have shit genetics on that part. However, Japan needs your virile seed right now, so at least you have your life's calling figured out.
>>339514527
Good thing she can heal, because Mercy's spine is fucking shattered.
>>339514771
No, Americans are German, this was established earlier.
>>339514890
Switzerland stores everyones gold/money, they are neutral, always.
>>339514890
They also helped a lot of SS and Gestapo escape after the war, but that's just poor form to bring up.
>>339514527
If being a villain means killing people by making all their blood go to their penis, then yes.
>>339512489
>tfw have widow's peak that is off-center, so I have to shave it
>also have facial hair that grows on my chin a lot, but hardly grows on my cheeks and won't become a full beard
>>339510320
I was in the hospital for a while with a very, very affectionate and touchy nurse
But itwas a guy
I wish I had cool grey hair.
I'd settle for just having 76s voice though.
I have very little in common with the people and characters I admire.
>>339513393
THOSE DAMN TITTIES MAN
>>339514527
we need to keep bitching to blizz until they turn it into a official costume.
let´s fllood their message box with requests
>>339507796
My father was greying at 20.
I'm 22 and there's nothing yet.
Will I pass it onto my children?
>>339514662
>>339514726
>>339514817
Well then what's the deal with D.Va? Every other non-Overwatch person is a villain.
>>339506491
I don't get this image
>>339515089
No it involves getting trapped between life and death in eternal agony.
>>339515368
it's possible. My grandfather was bald and it skipped my dad but I got it
>>339514192
>>339514583
Why is Morrison so attractive?
>>339515463
Sounds like what happens when a girl keeps on sucking your dick after you nut.
>>339514616
Anor Londian
>>339515472
>skipped my dad
Yeah that's because that's not how you inherit male pattern baldness.
>>339511930
>>339514015
>there were never any nazis of swiss descent
European suppression of education and knowledge at its finest.
>>339510593
A gigantic bar that shows my health pops up on your screen.
And whenever an enemy so much as touches mercy she screams "I need help!"
>>339515368
Your dad has shit to do with it. Look at your father in law.
>>339515871
If any of my friends pick Mercy we make fun of him so maybe that's why.
>that feel when solokilling a turret mode bastion and d.va as mercy
>>339509272
It was from years ago a Browns fan said that because at the time the team was 6 or so years removed from returning to cleavland and went 10-6 but missed a playoff spot because they lost their last game
To rub salt in the wounds they made the playoffs the following year to get destroyed by a divisional opponent
Not only that but the former team that moved out of cleaveland and went to Baltimore ended up winning a SuperBowl 2 years after they first moved out
>>339511789
When you get old (like over 28) you begin to realize how precious and based non-married girls are. They get fewer and fewer
>>339513624
>>339514819
>>339514319
>>339514012I thought you were making some kind of computer joke. I laughed at it.
>>339516037
Is agent orange a triple entendre
>>339511078
Not true. Non-combat jobs in the military can provide a lot of training. Like engineering, mechanics, computer systems etc.
>>339509096
This one's fucking retarded, makes no sense.
>>339508637
Canada is shit at healthcare and other things though, Canadians are lazy 'murricans
Good healthcare is in western Europe and Japan
>>339516217
This makes the whole /pol/ meme with the cock carousel riding whore setting down for the eternally friend zoned STEM major after she's had like 50 dicks in her and is 30+ years old even sadder.
>>339515158
Live a high-stress life and you'll have grey hair before you know it.
>>339516539
>Japan
confirmed for never living there
degenerate weeb
>>339511930
"real healers" is why I refuse to heal in MMOs. I just can't tolerate all the avoidable damage shitters take. I've gone off on people so bad they have quit whatever game it is forever I've gotten so mad.
