>I just won!
Really makes you think..
>ywn be as autistic as Chris-Chan
What if he hadn't won?
>>339504735
he sure won the mock of the internet
/v/, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
>>339504828
Would've blamed the world for not letting him win and stayed the course
post the video
>>339504783
>using a 4chan exclusive acronym
nice paradox there buddy you already contradicted yourself
>>339504878
/v/ did nothing wrong, literally just laughed at his videos, CWCwiki is actually trying to fuck chris and become his girlfriend just so they can say AHAHA TROLLED
>>339504735
What could he become if he didn't become a social waste on Mother Earth?
>>339505025
you literally just have to search for his name and "i just won"
Did the CWC thing go too far?
>>339504735
Who? What is this.
>>339504735
He did this to himself
>>339505332
That is wee Chris-Chan.
>>339504735
He won in the competition but lost in life.
>>339505332
Moot, the founder of 4chan
>>339504735
We killed him. He could've just toiled away in autism obscurity, but we had to exacerbate everything.
>>339504735
i cry evrytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
post that (You) generating webm alreadyyou know the one
>>339505983
WHICH ONE
>>339506168you know the one
>>339505983
All I got is the mobile video
>>339505983
which one?
Don't call anybody, or wallmart twerk adventures?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
He'll be fine.
>>339505768
fuck...
>>339505181
This is the truth.
Though I would like to say I have an appreciation of the CWCwiki as it is a truly unique piece of the Internet. Very hard to describe to people - you probably don't want to, but it's a brilliant hidden treasure cove.
>>339504735
That's it. I used to stump for trump buut now I'm officially running for the Clinton #Hills
>>339504735
>>339506245
https://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA
He's there to show you how you shouldn't be.
>>339505269
At points, but Chris could have ended it anytime by just not engaging. He successfully disappeared for 2 years before he blue armed bandit fiasco
>>339505219
>>339505768
This is the one I meant, just forgot how to find it.
>>339506278
Came here to post it. Johan doesn't stand a chance... A CHRIS CHANCE
>>339505546
>Moot
who?
>>339506601
EVERYTIME YOU THINK HE CAN BE SAVED, SOMETHING LIKE THIS COMES ALONG AND CEMENTS HE CANNOT.
EVERYTIME.
>>339505768
The video is pretty sad. Him winning that shopping spree was like an addict IVing for the first time. The first step onto a long dark road.
>>339507056
>IVing
What?
when did the smile end?
>>339506601
JESUS CHRIST
>>339507194
Probably when he was stuck rotting in his bed
>>339507190
Intravenous like a syringe
Why is the wiki down?
>>339506261
>wallmart twerk adventures
Oh boy, wot's thats?
>>339506868
this guy
>>339507194
God rest his soul
>>339507194
He died surrounded by filth because Chris and Barb are slobs.
I don't think he died happy.
>>339506601
He just won't stop
>>339505768
>you're always beautiful
>>339507568
>atkins essentials
>>339506601
All these Chris things just make me sad. I feel bad for Bob. Its too bad he died, but I guess its better that he doesn't see Christine as he is now.
I also feel bad for Chris because the internet has been bullying him for so long his life has been ruined whether he knows it or not.
anyone know why the wiki is down? (its his OC.com btw)
>>339507664
explain
>>339507834
Holy shit, you are so underage.
Sometimes I feel really bad for Chris but then I remember that he's actually an asshole too.
>>339506601
The Sonic Totem survived
>>339507834
its a diet guide ya dingus
>>339507798
Only thing i can get is the owner forgot to pay the bill, it's been down since the 27th or so, it'll probably be up again in a few more days
>>339507194
Say what you want about Bob and Barb- they lived tortured lives around Chris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXeVLZLTJ70
This is an average Christmas morning. Imagine having an autistic child that shoves toys in your face for 25+ years. Imagine that mix of genetic love and realistic hatred in your head.
This is why we need authoritarians. To ban the little things that harm people bit by bit in a commercialized society. Him winning this contest reinforced in his child's mind that video games were the path to winning and happiness, when in fact they were not. He was preyed upon by multinational corporations who only used the contest as a method of promoting their product and who didn't care about the long term welfare of the kids participating or if they got hurt in the process.
>>339507989
he is an asshole but hes basically retarded. I know some autistic kids irl, one of which is obsessed with being an online edm dj. I really hope nobody finds his stuff because the internet would destroy him.
>>339507434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yPodN1fuTA
prepare you'reself
>>339506278
>>339506601
They're STILL getting this kind of shit from him? Incredible.
>>339508180
This loops pretty well, actually.
>>339507194
Five years in September
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyMoams7EMw
>>339508157
I can't watch t here. Is it the one where he gives Bob the dubbed VHS of fraggle rock?
>>339504828
He'd still be making stupid sonic recolors and we would have found him eventually. We'd have a little less OC from him, but nothing would have changed that much.
I started reading through the CWCwiki. I'm torn between feeling sorry for him, and hating him. Sure, we've bullied him a bit and we have been relatively invasive, but I don't think that anything we did to him really affected him as much as his own autistic delusions and parents have.
If only his parents put him in that special school, that might have saved him. Instead they kept him home and we have the Chris we have today, for better or for worse.
I genuinely believe that when Barb dies, Chris will either kill himself (accidentally or purposefully) or be taken to live at some sort of convalescent home. There is no way he can or should be allowed to live on his own.
>>339508096
The day before it went down i went on another binge reading articles, so when i tried the next day i was upset.
Why don't these trolls convince him to drop the tomgirl tranny shit?
>>339507194
>>339508157
I have no sympathy for his parents. I've grown up around Autistic people who moved out of the house, got jobs and lived as a functioning, off-kilter adult because their parents actually parented them.
Chris-chan was their failure and theirs alone. They deserve every second of suffering for stunting him and coddling him.
>>339508048
yeah but its not funny?
>>339508480
shes fucking fat as shit
i bet you're fat, fatty
>>339508591
who do you expect to have diet guides, skinny people? I bet you laugh at the word penis too
>>339508419
Look at this, >>339508180 the tranny arc is unbelievably bizarre but it revived the show.
>>339508480
It's funny because Atkins was a fad diet that lots of fatties tried and got nothing out of. Seeing Barb laying there like a sow with a gimmick diet book right beside her is fucking funny.
>>339506601
>>339508673
Why are you explaining the joke to him? You're the one who needed it explained.
>>339508420
Bob probably tried but I doubt it feels good to hurt your kid like that. I'm not saying there was beating involved but Chris is and was obsessed with video games and without them he probably would have been depressed/raging.
>>339508768
its not a joke though. There was nothing to warrant laughing at. Its a fat person with a diet book?
>Friend shows me what the inside of his FB looks like
>dozens of people supporting him and giving him advice
He doesn't actually have a faithful following, does he?
>>339508157
Why is their house always so messy and cramped?
>>339508856
Just because it offends you doesn't mean it isn't a joke.
>>339508879
Barbara is a hoarder.
>>339508770
>without them he probably would have been depressed/raging.
No, without them he would've learned to become a propa boy like children in the 19th century. He would've been so bored he would've had to go out and talk to real people and become somewhat socially proficient.
>>339505178
That was my first time seeing ywn; are you sure?
>>339508924
I'm not offended, just wondering why that was amusing, and you've already said its literally nothing.
>>339508770
Then you stop buying him shit. I know it's hard but he should've been given nothing. They should've stopped feeding into his obsessions and forced him to grow up. By creating this bubble they allowed him to never want to leave or improve himself.
>>339508420
He would have been a mess most likely even without the disability. That household was tragically fucked up even before the later situations.
>>339509005
>you've already said its literally nothing
Too fat to read, that's awful. You should buy a diet bo- oh, I'm so sorry.
>a dating site for autists called ChrisChan Mingle
>>339508970
yes
>>339506601
Why is this video allowed on Youtube?
>>339509084
fat person with a diet book makes you laugh. k.
>>339508949
The kids autistic. Autistic kids latch on to things easy. If he talked to someone he would just go on and on about video games. And thats if because he would be kicking and screaming until his parents gave him his shit back.
I do think he could have been parented better but its not so simple.
>>339509161
A fat person with a diet book makes you cry.
>>339509176
>If he talked to someone he would just go on and on about video games.
Not if he was not GIVEN video games to play in the first place
>>339506601
Can someone tell me what's going on in the video?
I don't want to look at it.
> I'll try spinning that's a good trick
What did Chris mean by this?
Who's worse - Thad or Chris?
>>339509282
He shows off his "sex moves" by fucking a blowup doll and spinning it on his dick.
>>339509221
I was just wondering if I missed a joke. I'm not upset, except by the fact that there was no joke.
>>339509159
It's only been up for a few hours.
>>339508180
gross
>>339509161
a fat person with a diet book is ironic comedy, because its clearly NOT WORKING.
I think you have too much autism to understand.
>>339509017
Yeah, I agree, although to fully eradicate it you'd have to take away all of his shit until he finds something else and that would take a while.
>>339509412
If you're not upset then why are you still getting defensive after having gotten the answer to your underage question so many times?
>>339508948
I think so, look at this, it's a fucking mess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrTBH_VYVD0
Didn't he say he was a girl?
>>339509332
Thadd, He was a legit pedo, Chris lives in a fantasy world and harms no one but himself
>>339508180
>socks on
pleb
>>339509576
>>>339509332
> harms no one but himself
DON'T
>>339509475
irony implies something is out of place. A diet book in fat hands is exactly what I expect to see.
>>339509234
Do you think they knew what video games would do to him beforehand. Bob and Barb don't seem like the gaming types
>>339509576
Thad never harmed anyone either, though.
>>339508180
That's a good trick
>>339509576
Well, unless you work at Gamestop.
There's also no telling what he'll do next. I'm honestly suprised he hasn't purchased a gun or sword or anything yet. I guess it's a good thing he's obsessed with Nintendo, if it was any other game with more violence he might be a serious danger to the public.
>>339509697
He took part in CP so he harmed kids by extension
Remember /v/
You need to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607
dont watch the other guy. Its even worse
>>339509663
You've been arguing about why someone found something funny (read; SUBJECTIVE) on a bhutanese fish smoking forum.
Let that sink in.
>>339509770
He is a full blown sonypony now.
>around christmas time, home at parents house
>8 year old brother watching youtube on tablet
>usually just watches minecraft lets player shit
>go to talk to him in the afternoon
>see him watching this
>https://youtu.be/D9JQ5MQ9ut8
>ask him what he is watching
>he fucking panics and closes it out
>see his search said "potbelly anime"
>ask him why he won't tell me what he was watching
>he just dodges the question
>mfw
Is this how autism starts /v/?
>>339507194
Take my hand
I'll lead you to salvation
Take my love
For love is everlasting
And remember
The truth that once was spoken
To love another person
Is to see the face of God...
Rest in Peace, Robert Fraklin Chandler Jr, you truly were a hero.
>>339509663
No, people expect a stick of butter and a tub of mayonnaise in fat peoples hands
>>339509563
fucking hell i'm feeling claustrophobic just watching this that has to be thousands and thousands of useless items
>>339509412
Holy fuck you have no concept of humor.
>>339509868
He must be purged anon
>>339509868
In 5 years he'll be a typical "THICK" poster here. You have been warned.
>>339509663
>>339509957
Dont worry, chris burned the house down a year ago making coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_hiX-uPu8
>>339509868
Now fix him now Anon
Don't let him become another Chris
With the internet being so easily available kids are unwittingly becoming weirdos
>>339510078
People probably will still be using that meme in 5 years, since they're all redditors
>>339508158
This shows that stopping everything that could hurt someone is impossible.
>>339509868
At least you have good birthday present ideas now
"Please... kill me... father..."
>>339504735
as a parent this hits too close to home. you find the love of your life and decide to stay with them always. you bring a whole new person into this world and try to pass on all the wisdom and philosophy you picked up along the way. one day you can't help but discern that your child is quite different from all the other kids. this world has no patience nor inclination to understand unfamiliar people.
it must be so frustrating to shine so brightly from some facets of his character, to really dissect and understand some things. but the bridge, the communication skills that connect him with the rest of the world come up short. people must find it tiresome to extend their bridge to compensate.
in the
isolation
your little boy never had a chance to gain any standard of social norms or values. social skills have to be practiced to be developed. his quarantine only caused him to stray further from the communal "normal" path.
enduring a life of ridicule chris reaches a point. a point where he has such a craving for affection that he has this sequence of thoughts: "I like boobs. everybody else likes boobs. ill get boobs and then people will like me too."
despite being an outcast, because he is an outcast, everything he does is motivated by attention. what else is there in his world but attention? so he settles for pity, at best. now he grovels to the world and makes a jester of himself just to feel the recognition of existence.
>>339510196
haha
>>339509868
haha
>>339510138
the news anchor looks like hes on the spectrum himself
I JUST WANT IT TO END
Fucking think how satisfying it will be when Chris Chan's story is over regardless of how it ends
i dont personally wish pain upon others but if he died i think i'd be okay with it because all this will finally be over. enough suffering for barb, Bob and all this shit its been too long
>>339510138
>Making Coffee at 2 AM while not working a night shift
What did he mean by that?
>>339510260
That fucking thing is older than some anons around here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YswnNK09i_A
based bob
>>339509868
At least tell him to be more carefully about watching that shit when theres anyone around.
>>339505768
I have no major problem with english but I just can't understand when he is talking.
>>339510341
hivemind
>>339508042
>>339510490
What do you think a hivemind is?
>>339510196haha
RARE CHRIS
>>339510470
Chris' own version of English is generally difficult to understand. His speech and inflection are strange, and he uses many made-up "slang" words. Calling his made-up words "slang" isn't quite right, because he has a tendency to simply use words in place of other things that makes no sense. For example, he calls his NEET bux his "Tug boat" and he calls vagina "china".
All that combined makes understanding him difficult, especially to people who haven't really been following him much.
>>339511006
Your information is many years old and is not current.
Wait a minute, this is AUTOSAGED?
but why
>>339511253They do it for free
rip
>>339510370
>I JUST WANT IT TO END
But how should it end?
>>339510315
i feel colder.
>>339511253
Because janitors have no real power
>>339511253
>Chris-chan threads and TGT threads are deleted by the mods now
Why even live?
>>339511253
Not vidja, probably. Where can we discuss Chris in detail? /b/? His whole life is a video game.
>>339511383
>mods
You idiot.
>>339508157
Imagine that feeling of getting a VHS a Sonichu snowglobe and a broken hamster for xmas.
No wonder Bob gave up on life
