>hey anon join us on teamspeak!
>Do you have skype?
>2016
>being scared of VOIP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pgw6MeDAO2
>>339501456
what the fuck is a voip
>>339501683
voice over ip you dumb dog
At least I have a good reason not to speak with people
I run my own teamspeak server where I have been hanging out with the same people for 8+ years.
Ever since I discovered Discord, I've been joining random servers and bitching at people to get into voice chat.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lwKys6BBg6
>Hey anon we wanna hear your voice!
>What? You think your voice sounds weird?
>Oh come on it can't be that bad!
>>339501456
>aVoo
>>339501787
what the fuck is an ip
>>339501456
Why is your voice so hot?
>>339501939
what the fuck is an anime
People that have good voices will never understand.
>>339501939
Can dog posters be anymore dumb?
Why would I join teamspeak? I don't have a eccentric personality.
>>339501127
tfw no one ever said that to you
>>339502019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GzSFrlF1AC
>>339502048
can bully posters be any more mean?
>>339502048
yes
Which is /v/'s preference?
>>339501683
Voice Over IP
Instead of using telephone lines you can use the internet as your phone service
>>339502186
Plz bully me with your sexy voice
Literally no reason not to be in a teamspeak with friends.
>>339502186
not him but my voice sounds slow and retarded so no
>>339502298
Skype is so fucking ass. If you use Skype fucking murder yourself.
>That constant mic activation
>The white noise from EVERYONES MICS is all combining into a fucking whirlwind.
>Every single crinkle of a bag of crisps can be heard.
>playing with a guild of older players
>they finally convince me to join them on Teamspeak
>all the moms start going "oh my god your accent is so sexy I want to have sex with your accent"
>their husbands start getting extremely competitive with me, on everything
>younger neet faggots start hating me for no reason
The curse of being French.
>>339501127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ly0LyPpDWx
>>339502298
Discord or Mumble
>>339502495
im sure if you let them know youre french that would stop
>>339502186
How about no.
>>339501127
>they're all speaking some Godforsaken language when you join
Maybe we should all practice by going into Dolby and having a gay old time in that.
>>339502186
You sound gay as shit hans
>>339502476
I have a friend who used to invite myself and another guy to his skype chat with 5 other people to play TF2 (when it was not F2P and garbage), and fuck me, it was utter shit.
>constant breathing
>mics picking up the smallest of things in the background
>constant keyboard noises
>occasional cough, sneeze, or bodily function
>one of these people actively and honestly believes that Skype is better than Teamspeak
NOPE
>>339502434
Fag
>>339502449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KtbsZLS0LK
>>339502759
I repeat myself, Fag.
>>339502298
Skype for talking casually or webcam shit
Teamspeak for playing games
>>339502649
>Discord
Yeah enjoy your 1500 ms VOIP. Discord is fucking terrible.
>>339502680
>let them know
They already know. By the accent. You know, the thing they're commenting on. Unless you Americucks are so retarded you can't recognize a French accent unless it goes full pepe le pew
>posing as a girl for literally years
>shit gets fucking real and scary when this question
ok sure
*logs in*
wazzzzuuuuuuuuuuuupp guildies????
>>339502916
>start using voips actively around six years ago
>skype because it's what myfriendshad
>tfw I find it extremely offputting to use other voice clients because I'm so used to the background noise
I feel cheated.
>>339501456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zVZnWjLlLP
>>339502495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oS6cBUfIns
>>339502918
Repeat it as many times as you want.
>>339503264
>background noises
>guy that never mutes
>can hear his typing/noises/family yelling/etc
just hang yourself
>join any server
>say anything
>everyone starts flipping their shit and yelling I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL
What kind of idiots think a girl would use the name Punch Sideiron?
>>339503264
>friend has a fucking aquarium
>hear the filter
>refuses to use teamspeak
fuck, I stopped playing with him due to this
>>339501830
Got a nice laugh out that. Thanks
>>339501127
I rarely get invited to team speak or Skype most people are fine with the in game voice chat
>>339503449
Do you talk "politely?"
Despos will think you're a girl. It's happened to me before
>>339503297
you sounded Jamaican man
>>339502186
are you south slavic?
>Teamspeak
>Not Mumble
What /v/ wants you to believe: were really gay we like men we've always liked men!
What is actually happening: were thirsty beta faggots that need to release tension and can't get pussy.
>>339502840
I thought it sounded Australian
>play awesomenauts in early days
>build small name for myself in forum community
>decide to join the unofficial mumble
>first time i've ever talked online so I'm extremely nervous
>after coming to grips with the interface i sit in an empty channel trying to work up the courage to join the one everyone else is on
>5 minutes pass and the butterflies are still not going away
>suddenly out of nowhere one joins my channel
>it's a girl>"hey buddy we noticed you were all alone in here, just popping in to say hi and check you're alright">others quickly follow suit and say hi and are all really nice to me>my anxiety practically melts away in seconds>go back to main channel with them and enjoy myself>never anxious about voip againi never really did connect with anybody in the end, but looking back gives me a fuzzy feeling
>>339503714
>you sounded Jamaican man
>>339502019
>People that have voices will never understand
>>339503341
Voice activation shitters are terrible. You can have it configured in most clients to only activate beyond a certain threshold but 90% of them don't have it set up properly so you get to hear their every bodily function, dog barking, shouting family members, PC fan noises, etc.
>>339503449
lol
Fuck off, I already have to deal with you in-game, I don't want the additional pain of hearing your voice.
>>339503764
what was your name
>>339503764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x609jcgiAg
>>339503882
you gotta just have friends who will bitch you out for unwanted noise, I know I will
>>339503745
It comes down to personal preference and if any game mods require certain clients.
>>339503978
Kill yourself
>>339503978
Joji?
>>339503949Duralumi or Duralumin
>>339503978
Behead those who insult the yamabiko.
>turn on voice and start talking
>"haha dude you sound like Patrick Star"
>tfw I do
>>339503107
Say "sure, I'll downlaod it latr" and go dark. Abandon accounts.
>people on TS have folders filled with random recordings of regulars
>the impersonation autism can sometimes get out of hand
>random ASMR micspam sessions
>>339504169
tell me its a giraffe
>>339504097
I do bitch at people who don't have it set up properly, as do others I know, but people tend to be stubborn and refuse to change shit that works for them. It's good being an admin so you can revoke voice activation rights from shitters who plague the channel with their incessant background noises.
>>339503978
>pay attention to me pls
>>339504169
At least your voice isn't kind of high pitched despite being 20 years old. I take shit all the time from my friends because they think I sound like a flaming faggot.
>>339504124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Zg0j5oHYR
>>339504335
Could you post an example? We're anonymous here and surely you've grown enough of a skin to deal with criticism.
I'd make a recording but I cant get vocaroo to choose my mic over the shitty built in one pls help
>>339504607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1our0KZjorj
Pro tip for everyone in this thread: nobody thinks less of you for having a funny voice. A lot of the most respected players I ran with had high-pitched voices, strong accents or otherwise weird voices.
Nobody fucking cares. As long as you're not a retard.
>>339505061
What if you sound scared and shy?
>>339505061
what if you sound like a slowtard?
my micropheno is broke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bXv7wYJtxb
>>339505052
wow you do sound gay anonalso a little chubby
>>339505052
wow you're really do sound like a faggot extraordinaire
>>339505052
say "how now brown cow"
>>339505326
I hope you're alright
>>339501127
I've been avoiding them ever since.
Ok so what should I say? I've been complimented on my voice and hated for it
>>339505743
"I'm a gigantic please rape my face"
>>339505743
just say "your mother sucks dwarf cock"
>>339505743
"I'm just a cumdump for cocks!"
>hit puberty ridiculously late
>get called "kid" by literal children
>mfw I'm twenty years old
When will I become a man, Anons?
>h-h-hey guys can you hear me?
>NO HAHAHA
>>339505930
when your balls drop
>>339505785
>>339505805
>>339505872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jOsvdTj2jw
>>339505971
>Not testing your microphone
You deserve everything you get.
>>339506002
kill yourself poindexter
>>339505265
If you only sound like one then people will quickly realize that you're not actually a slowtard. If you are a legitimate slowtard then, tough luck I guess.
>>339505971
>Hey guys can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
>Heeeyyyyy
>Hey guys can you hear me? Hey hey hey hey
>Heeeyyyyy
>>339506120
what if you sound slow and have a shitty accent
>>339506081
>>339506116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sQYmdf0kwb
>>339501127
>have mic
>squadmates are talking
>type anyways
>>339505431
>>339505480
Thanks.It helps that I am. Seriously though I want to kill myself, this shit is a death sentence.
>>339506259
YOU
STOP
>>339506372
helps that youre gay or chubby?
>>339506467both.
>>339502186
>aussie poster
Abort abort abort
>>339506579
post pics of yourbelly
>>339506579
is it weird you can tell that sort of thing just by voice alone?
I think it is
>>339502019
I've got a pretty nice voice
I'm just really shy and unfunny
>>339501127
you're obviously under the age of 16 if you can't even speak on a microphone
you grow out of that when your 18+, so maybe you should fuck off out of my subreddit and come back when your not a child.
I will give a steamgame worth of 20$ to the best "voiceactor" that voices this comic here.
Record it on vocaroo, leave your steamID in the same post.
>>339501127
>Talk
>have a southern white voice apparently
>am actually a Hispanic , Mexican American , born in California , lived in Atlanta for 6 years
>only time my white voice breaks is when I pronounce certain words and my small accent comes out
Feels weird senpai
>>339506842
fuck off
>>339506753
There's probably some way my weight affects my voice. Doesn't really suprise me that someone could tell.
>>339506704
see pic
>use mic
>"dude are you smoking weed lmao"
>"are you stoned man?"
i don't even use drugs
I just say my mic is broken, works every time lads.
>>339506972
i knew people who watched that show were gay
>>339506972
>There's probably some way my weight affects my voice. Doesn't really suprise me that someone could tell.
that isn't a thing
>>339506992
>DUDE I'M STRAIGHT EDGE LMAO
>>339507146
>DUDE I'M 12 LMAO FEEL THE BERN
>>339506972
>tumblr
>>339507127
It actually is and truly stops being a thing by many people's mid 40s
>>339507032
>pretend to be a girl
>say my mic is broken all the time
>someone actually offers to buy me a mic
>sends money through paypal
>delete my account
and that is how i got my free headset.
>>339506230
here, be thankful
this is the first time ive posted my voice online
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14N5Zg37qNji hope you like shitty mics and white noise
>>339507206
>implying I use tumblr
I'm just a man-child, anon. I haven't even watched this for about 4 years anyway, I just liked the gif.
>>339507182
Pathetic.
>>339506002
You're not even me u fag
>>339505785
>>339505805
>>339505872
I was expecting lewder or more violent but also hoping for something that I could work with I'll record in a moment and no I'm not doing those recommendations or maybe I will idk
>>339501873
>Been on steam since '09 and I've never used voice chat to this day
>>339507298
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14N5Zg37qNj
holy fuck my ears
are you living with bees?
>>339502298
>no axon
Shit taste
>>339507292
Nice Anon
>>339507541
yes what of it
>>339507298
Do you have a blizzard in your room or something?
How can a mic be that bad
>>339507681
i stole it from my highschool lab like 5 years ago so its s cheap school mic
My voice is trash
What should I say with my trash voice?
>>339501127
N-no! You all think I'm a girl and I don't want to lose you all as friends.
>>339505995
They have. My balls are as pendulous as anyone's. However, I still have the squeaky teenager quality in my voice. Maybe I need to start smoking.
>>339507146
>being this much triggered
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWabahe1iAis this a vidya hookup thread?
>>339501127
>tfw fine with this even though I can only respond in text anyway
Kind of annoying since I have to turn off my music to listen to other people but it's whatever.
>>339507829
say 'my voice is trash'
>>339506842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W8wAkstqT7
>>339507541
>>339507681
ill take it from these responses that no one will hate my voice but instead my shitty mic
>>339503107
I know that feel.
>>339508068
>implying
>>339503107
there are programs to mod your voice, retard
>>339501873
>talking to American friends
>"yo Anon get on voice chat"
>"h-hey guys"
>"HAHAHAHA PIP PIP TALLY HO FISH AND CHIPS TEA AND CRUMPETS GUV"
>mfw
>>339506753
>Joined a skype chat that had some lads and a few girls.
>Chatting with one of the girls and made a comment about her height being tall based on her voice.
>She gets really sensitive about it and leaves the call crying.
Shit's weird man.
>>339501456
>using voice changer to make your voice deeper
>>339508068
kek
>>339508434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jk07dgZ6xx
>>339508434
girls are crazy, man
>>339508309
>being welsh
get the fuck outta here sheepshagger
One of the many reason why I just stick to single player games.
Don't like mp games that much anyway because I suck at them and other people are scary.
>>339501873
I've had this happen to me once. And, the one conversation I had over skype when I eventually gave in was incredibly awkward. Guy kept on trying to sound funny, I ended up recommending him some porn and then ending the call.
I've never used a voip since.
>>339508036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Xi5YV4BKg
>>339508598
better question why does he browse tumblr
>>339503025
The fuck do you live
Discord has one of the smallest delays
I've never had an issue with voice chat, and I'm an introvert and not a native English speaker to boot. Can't really relate with these threads.
>>339508685
sounds like youre just a big baby
>>339506842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13fNMa3QrEx
>HEY ANON GET ON CHAT BRO
>eh I'd rather not guys (oh shit I remember what happened last time
>COME ON DUDE IT'S BETTER FOR TEAMS
>nah I'll just listen (oh fuck here it comes)
>IF YOU DON'T WERE GONNA KICK YOU
>ok hang on
>mic on
>hey guys let's do it
>HOLY SHIT YOU SOUND LIKE KERMIT THE FROG LMAO!!
quit game, uninstall, delete steam. Happens every time.
>>339508685
>other people are scary
>goes to the probably most hostile place on the internet
Nigga you fucking what?
a-any other girls itt?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RwmYBMI834
>>339508878
your voice hurts my ears.
>>339508671
Don't knock it 'til you try it, Muhammad.
>>339509074
>>339509074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZdFLqAyMyC
>>339509050
>>339509045
Not him but text isn't personal duh.
You know those "why do you play as a girl anon" threads? Because it upsets the people who pretend they are one when interacting online. Stop living a lie and you won't have to fear mortal terror when someone asks you to do a mundane thing.
>>339509050I unironically like this song
>>339509190
not him either
but how in the fuck is text not personal?
>>339508434
>asked a girl i met online to skype
>she gets severly buttmad
>won't even talk to me via text anymore>mfw i downloaded skype just to talk with her and now i have no one to use it with
>>339509050
let me hear more bby
>>339509045
anonymity is liberatingI wish I had that spidey comic
>>339508685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13nZXyiU2jP
>hey anon take off your clothes and turn on your camera
>dont forget to assume the position
>>339509173
>im also gay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fLLQPc48W
>>339509050
>v
>>339508992
I want a vocaroo NAO.
>>339509462
what did he mean by that?
>>339509306
It was a man and they fucking booked it.
>>339509298
Unless you're a namefag or a tripfag you're just an anonymous. You can get in and out of arguments easily and no one will notice the difference, there's no "karma" behind your posts, no one knows you, no one remembers you. I'm not him btw.
>>339509498
Whoopsy.
Meant for,
>>339501456
>>339508992
>>339509521
It's old as fuck pasta, newfag
>>339509306
That's not a girl, anon.
He thinks you've discovered his secret.
>>339502298
>Tfw your voice chat is simply it's not even presented as an option
[Spoiler]even though it's the best
>>339501127
>Regularly in mumble with 3 friends
>Hate my voice and barely talk
>They all compliment me on it and say its good and each person tells me they like it
>Them trying to help just makes me more nervous
Why do brains work the way they do
>>339506163
>I can hear it in my mind
Fuck
>>339509554
>b-but we exchanged pictures!
>>339502649
My nigga
>>339505052
i'm sorry you sound like a fatchild
>>339509045
I'm comfortable typing to others but it took me a year or two o get used to it. When I first started visiting online forums I was too scared to post anything.
Talking to someone with a mic is an entirely different experience.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lJ2mHFEnJw
>>339506163
If you just said "yes" I would fucking stop.
>>339503025
https://youtu.be/8x0FCAcTEP0
>>339503264
You can use a keyboard on Skype lime any other client you turds, I do it when I talk to my gf on Skype while I she refuses. Infuriates me.
>>339503025
Maybe if you live in antarica. I get 32 ping to central us server fag
>>339502298
Skype, because my friend is to lazy and incompetent to use anything else.
>>339502435
that font is actually fucking disgusting
>>339509050
i love that song
>>339507298
so does no one hate my voice?
I'd really like to know please
>>339503107
Be a deaf mute grill. Even more sympathy
>>339510245
can barely hear it, dude
>>339510329
Excuse doesn't work anymore, you are gonna just get webcam requests. Real girls live to document themselves so there's no excuse.
>>339501787
Whats that all about?
>>339502916
>teamspeak
Enjoy your botnet faggot
>>339510245
Is there a reason you talk like that or does it come naturally?
What kind of accent is that anyway?
Also it would probably help if you didn't have a walmart mic.
>>339506842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pwefYorIm4
Not interested in the offer.
>>339501127
>speak
>faggots record and remix voice
>faggots send it to their faggot friends
>>339509601
the problem there is "you're just an anonymous", this shouldt matter but rather facilitate discussion without prejudice
>>339510923
>botnet
why do you use buzzwords like this
>>339510245
We might be able to tell if you weren't sailing over Niagara Falls in the recording.
>use to rp as a girl
>could never use VOIP
>traps become popular
>treated even better than before
feels good man
>>339511121
Are you whispering because you don't want your mom to hear?
>>339511137
How does that contradict with what I've said
>>339511236
Why does it feel good?
>>339501456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GmeTpUargV
>get asked if I'm sick every single time i speak
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XQ4jWsIg1U
>>339511249
Yeah, actually. God forbid she hears me talking about vagoos and peepees on the internet.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12okaMbxAzU
>>339509050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13Jm26sAAZ4
>>339511341
attention is nice, also getting hit on byCUTE!guys
>>339511005
naturally
its a weird bit of finnish
cant do shit about the mic
>>339511202
i need the water to live
>>339511431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XxOWrlLYYy
>>339511276
maybe i misunderstood that, i figured you implied what any anon say dont matter
>>339511187
>faggot
Why are you such a faggot?
>>339511519
The attention is not directed towards you but towards your rp character.
>>339501262
This, every fucking time
>>339511431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mGszr4Zwno
>>339511613
>traps dont exist
traps are the fucking cancer of the internet, but they still exist.
>>339502298
Discord, fuck microsoft for killing Windows Live Messenger
>>339511236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07gpMPzPohK
>>339511613
>attention is not directed to him but the character he is controlling
therefore hes receiving all the attention
>>339511431
cute CUTE
>>339511236
If you are a faggot it is pretty easy to get some dick. Why are you playing pretend?
>>339502298
Steam, I only voice chat with 1 irl friend who insists on it when we play vidya and it's ez and convenient, quality is fine
At least people don't struggle understanding you, being Scottish Glaswegian is hard sometimes online.
>>339511630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JYbFtHhbJ3
>>339509050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1odKKiW3mfo
OK SO
I've tried using Vocaroo but it's making my recordings super loud for no reason and using a built in mic that's not my headset so what I thought I would do is record a video of me using facerig because that's all I do in Skype video chats anyways but I can't do that for not having the right encoder or something Idk the problem but I'm getting aggravated trying to do thatso “I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life. Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf-mute bastard and they'd leave me alone
>>339512002
I love scotts post voice if you're a grill
>activate mic for some nice fun banter
>"WOOIOOAH MAN YOU SOUND LIKE BROCK SAMPSON/HANK HILL/KRONK/insert more deep voices here"
>"DUDE TURN OFF YOUR VOICE CHANGER OR I'LL MUTE YOU"
I swear nobody's heard someone with a deep voice before
>join voip
>HAHAHAHAHAHA ANON ARE YOU A GIRL?!
>HAHAHAHA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XwFPlLmAqx
>>339501456
Hello, Duke.
>Friend only has a laptop for his PC
>Something got fucked up with one of the fans and it makes a noise like sticking a baseball card in your bike spokes now
>Picks up clearly and constantly whenever we talk online
>>339512002
It's probably all the heroine.
What should i say and how should i say it?
>Say something over in game voice chat
>"Shut up kid"
>I'm 20
>>339512301
>HAHAHAHAHAHA ANON ARE YOU A GIRL?!
Said no one ever.
>>339512340
Funny guy.
>>339512298
Post voice bass man
>>339511976
>playing girl
>traps become popular
>dont have to play anymore
>>339511593
Gee you sure convinced me you brain dead fucking failed abortion
give my condolences to your fucking cunt mother and her son/your father.
>>339512301
you dont sound anything like a fucking girl faggot
