Which one do you pick?
sexy fish obviously
>>339491097
Goron.
>>339491097
goron; there's literally no debate
>don't need a car, can just hyper roll around
>super strong
>super tough
zora would look like an icky fish irl, and swimming isn't very useful in day-to-day life
>>339491097
Zora mask, this was my fetish as an 8 year old before I knew what fetishes were.
>>339491097
Goron
>Pick goron
>Can rive around with my roll technice
>can eat rocks to survive
>Heavy as fuck
>Strong
>probably big dick
>>339491369
>and swimming isn't very useful in day-to-day life
it would be if you're a fish
zora so I can fuck the bitch in the chest shop
>>339491369
>not wanting to swim around in the world's oceans are fry any motherfucker that comes near you with your magic electric fish powers
lmao?
Zora, obviously. Fuck everything, gonna go live in the ocean. Maybe tame a shark and ride it around with a fucking saddle on it.
>>339491449
no females
>>339491369
but becoming a zora would let you explore the depths of the oceans of the earth. Literal millennials of histroy buried under the depths and the pressure.
Fauna never before seen by humans.
There's more ocean surface on earth than there is land.
Zora for practicality, Deku because I'm a sick fuck
>>339491097
Goron because
>don't need a car, can just hyper roll around
Zora would be cool until you realize swimming sucks.
Goron a best. Super resistance to heat means you can fuck around in literal lava and not get hurt. Roll around, break rocks with your fists.
And off course, Goron pound all that sweet human pussy. Women love to get #GORONED
>>339491754
>swimming sucks.
It is in fact you who sucks anon.
>>339491623
Hylian bitches love the rock cock.
>>339491369
>choosing a mask based on real life mundane shit like traveling to school and work faster
That's like becoming Superman for the express purpose of using heat vision to warm up your Hot Pockets faster
>>339491713
Has a deku scrub burrowed into her flower? That would explain her expression.
>>339491651
Zora aren't necessarily suited to deep dives. Hell they all became birds after Hyrule was flooded.
>>339491097
Goron without a doubt
>>339491852How do you think they would taste if they were heated with heat vision
>>339491852
>implying I wouldn't
It's a tough decision
What advantages does the deku mask give?
>>339491974
>Hell they all became birds after Hyrule was flooded.
Wasn't that because the gods didn't want people to remember Hyrule?
>>339491803
Yeah, who doesn't want to swim around in polluted lakes/rivers or the utterly boring and cold ocean.
>>339492043
Well they finally wouldn't be frozen in the dead center so I guess they'd be ok
Deku and become a living fucktoy.
>>339492116
You can launch from large flowers sorta float around using two more, spit giant bubbles, skip on the surface of water, and have a mouth that was made for blowjobs.
>>339492116
you get to fuck this
Zora would be fun but sometimes I get a little spooked by the deep ocean
Zora is probably the best one.
>can swim around the world's oceans
>electricity powers
>kung fu
>>339492125
No, it's because almost no fish live in the great sea and it's full of monsters that would have attacked and killed any water-dwelling hippies like the Zora.
>Pick Deku mask and go live in the forest
>Die to a swarm of termites three days later
KING KONG
>>339492276
You wouldn't have to be anymore since Zoras are more then capable of fighting underwater. Between your arm blades and magic electric barrier, you can fuck up most sea life with little difficulty.
>pick zora
>no magic to keep fast swim up
>have to swim slow as fuck
>>339492332
Don't forget
>strangely attractive fish man
>men and women want your exotic fish stick
>>339492472
>a giant monster tries to eat you
>electricity to fizzle it the fuck out
Granted, I'd psychologically be a little frightened by the monsters of the deep
>>339492515
>horrible 3ds changes
nah
Deku no contest.
Fuck being a mountain gorilla and being a slimy fish person.
Fuck OP. Which mask would you use out of all of these?
>>339492653
enjoy dying if you trip and fall into a puddle
>>339492681
Fierce Deity's Mask, of course.
>>339491369
>and swimming isn't very useful in day-to-day life
Maybe if you live on the mainland like a fucking tard. Enjoy rolling through flyover states while I swim to europe.
>>339492681
Fears Deety
>>339492681I'd pick the stone mask but it'd be no different from real life
>>339492681
Kafei mask so I can fuck Anju
>>339492807
>not rolling so fast you cross the ocean
>>339492681
Excluding Fierce Deity, Stone Mask to become fucking invisible
This one
I'd want this one
>>339492948
If I pull that off will you die?
>>339492681
cow mask because i have a fetish for turning into a cow
>>339493257
if only the cow mask did that
>>339492116
You're really good at burrowing.
You can spit objects with enough velocity to cause damage.
You're light enough to float by holding on to small propellers.
You can skip across water.
>>339492681
>night mask: never have to sleep
>bomb mask: ALLH ALKABAR
>stone mask: invisibility
>fairy mask: you're a drag queen now, harry!
>mailman mask: um...you get to check people's mailboxes?
>keaton mask: you're a furry now, harry!
>chicken mask: chickens will follow you around.
>bunny hood: you're 2x faster
>frog mask: you can be a frog. Why.
>pig mask: your smelling senses are stronger.
>cow mask: Literally useless. Unless you're a kid. Then you get to go into any bar despite age.
>old man mask: literally why
>kafei mask: you get to look like a fuckboi
>couple mask: stupid ass mask
>truth mask: you can see into people's minds.
>kamaro mask: you're the best dancer in the world
>gidbo mask: you're a mummy
>Garo Mask: you're Isis
>captain's hat: you can talk to the dead
>giant mask: you get big as fuck
>fierce deity mask: oh great I have white hair and can swing around a sword that throws energy. Too bad a gun would be a lot more effective.
>>339491532
>wanting to swim in the ocean
Nigga is you stupid? Do you know what kind of scary shit is down there?
I don't give a fuck how magical I am, if I see some giant fucking monster, I'm shitting everywhere.
>>339493257
Then you'll be disappointed to find out it only grants you access to a milk bar.
>>339492681
up all night mask
>>339492681BECOMEUNSTOPPABLE
If they transformed me: pig mask, cow mask, fairy mask
>>339493332
>>339493396
i know but it would help with the fantasy
i'd just wear it all the time out in public
>>339493054
Not getting the upgraded version via the red rupee of Anju sidequest and create angry cuccos from your hands.
>>339492681
>take fierce deity mask
>put it on a sexy woman
Rock mask
So that I don't have to deal with the condescending stares of society
>>339492681
Mask of Truth. Because I could make money reading people's minds. I'll be the most successful carny ever.
>>339493706
>you steal stuff right in front of people
>but no one cares cause they don't care about you
Isn't this the hobbit power?
What happens if I take off the mask? Will I die?
>>339492681
mask of truth
so i could have consensual sex with animals
Goron is easy living. Easy to get around, not much can hurt you, super strong, and rocks now have nutritional value and different flavors.
>>339493807
It would be extremely painful
>>339493807
It will be extremely painful.
>>339493257
I have that fetish, too. Great Fairy Mask would also be great if it worked like that.
>>339493846
>>339493863
>>339493846
>>339493863
It would be painful to put it on too.
>>339493898
It does help you gather the fragments of a broken great fairy. Maybe if you restore one then she can make you into a great fairy too.
>>339493846
I mean, I'm a big guy.
Zora Mask would be useless outside of the sea and you'd end up like that dead fag on the beach so unless you literally want to become the mariner I'm going with the goron mask.
Why wouldn't you want to roll around as a ball of spiked fire?
Being a Deku would be fun for like 5 minutes.
>>339494094
Or just go and fuck the fairy.
>>339494128
>ocean levels rising
>not wanting to have the survivability of a fish
>>339494128
>implying the zora can't walk around
Zora mask
gonna 'poon me some fish.
>>339492681
Mask of Giants, fuck yeah I wanna be taller! 7 feet tall ain't enough
>>339491097
Golon. Arr day evely day.
>>339493836
I miss Jake
>>339493614What rings you got bitch?
>>339491097
Zora.
I live on the coast. If I have the mask on its own, I'll be chuffed. If it has the power to transform me into a Zora, I'll be ecstatic. If the previous sentence is true, then there must be a means of developing magical power in the world - and my home country is famously covered in druidic focal points and leylines.
I could roll down the hill, pop my mask on, and adventure forever, stopping by my own land to replenish my magical power every so often if I wished.
