Was Ashley too high test for Leon? Or was Leon just gay? How could you pass this cutie up? Ada is basically just a stick in heels.
>>339487094
>those ears
>that face
Top razzledazzle.
>>339487094
she looks like shit
What do you think
>>339487094
>Implyin they didnt fuck like animals in the boat after surviving all those madshit spaniards
Anon plz, you are a full grown man.
Ada cucked Leon too hard.
>>339487094
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who would fuck this goblin
She's a teenager and he's like way too old.
Plus he's thirsty for Ada.
dude you can't just bang the presidents daughter
>>339488341
Pretty much what this anon said. Don't jeopardize your career because you can't keep your dick in your pants.
>>339488269
>Teenager
Shes fucking 21
The best thing is the way he rejects Ashley and then immediately starts trying to chat Hannigan up instead. There's no way Ashley could have missed it, either, since she's right behind him. Leon gives zero fucks about her.
>>339487094
Leon is into older women.
After being diddled as a kiddle he wants the milf body.
>>339488701
This. He flirts with that uggo Hannigan. Clearly shit taste.
>>339487094
Leon is basically a Saturday morning cartoon hero, so of course he rejected Ashley when she brought up the idea.
>>339487480
This is still the weirdest thing about RE4. Ashley is throwing herself at him, he rejects. And then he starts hitting on Hunnigan in the post-credits.What the fuck, Hunnigan is like a 7 at best.
>>339487094
"Look I've been escorting and rescuing your ass on one of the shittier days in my career. I never want to see you or any Spanish speaking person ever again"
>>339488170
Only if she yells "LEON HEEELP!!!" while I do it.
>>339489176
But Hunnigan won't have PTSD.
I always thought Ashley was kind of a butterface.
She's kind of cute ugly, definitely has that kind of spoiled rich girl aura which fitted her well.
>>339489859
>She's kind of cute ugly, definitely has that kind of spoiled rich girl aura which fitted her well.
All this only makes my dick harder.
>implying Leon would stick his dick in a cunt that got dirtied by zombie semen
>>339487094
she looks like a fucking monkey
>>339490660
Perfect for getting blacked.
yeah noooooooo
honestly ashley's only appeal would be the ability to say i knocked up the US president's daughter
>Fucking your bosses' daughter
>Your boss is the president
Desperate virgins shouldn't be allowed to have opinions.
>>339491960
>Your boss is the president
That would make it pretty tempting desu.
>>339491960
Realistically, this is why. If you're tasked with bringing back POTUS's daughter and you go and fuck her, your career is going to be short when you come back, and possibly your life too.
Leon is a virgin waiting for Ada to take him
>>339488474
Leon was 28. At that age 21 year olds feel like kids
>>339487094
Are you even looking at her? She's butterface as fuck and shrills like a banshee. Ada is easily more attractive.
>>339487094
> stick in heels
You say it like its a bad thing
Big fucking ballistics
>>339493101
This guy gets it.
>banging a president's daughter while being on his payroll
Leon ain't that stupid.
The main reason as many have said, would be that he wasn't about to jeopardize his career by banging the boss's daughter that he was charged with finding and returning to her father unspoiled. Yes, she was throwing herself at him in gratitude for all the crap he'd gone through to save her ('my hero!' and all that), but he probably realized that she was traumatized by the experience and perhaps not thinking straight as well, and would come to regret it later on.
>>339495687
or he wanted to banged hunnigan from the start
>>339491960
/thread
>>339492813
Except when they have ballistics.
>b-b-but she's the president daughter
>implying Ashley couldn't make up that Leon tried to rape her after he rejected her
Are you fucking idiots or something?
Someone post the picture. You know the one. It always makes me smile.
>mfw the wiki lists Leon as 5'10
I WANT LEON'S HAIR
I WANT LEON'S JACKET
I WANT LEON'S EVERYTHING
>>339487094
Leon likes chinks
>fuck the president's daughter
>end up dead in a DC hotel room after you get your medal
The puss was worth it though right, fucking autists
>>339496230
that's the average adult male height you moron
>>339496432
Average height is 5'9, actually.
>>339496230
I thought he was officially 5'11 now?
Japanese Caucasian characters get progressively taller because they adapt more and more to the ideal western height.
>>339496694
asian like tall people too look korea
>>339496432
>>339496513
USA is a fucking nation of manlets and should be nuked. He's blonde, i.e. either from Nordic or Dutch ancestry. Nordics aren't fucking 5'10.
>>339487094
>those legit chimpanzee ears
>>339496843
This is your brain on /int/ memes
>>339496843
>He's blonde, i.e. either from Nordic or Dutch ancestry. Nordics aren't fucking 5'10.
Sorry to disappoint you Anon.
>>339492420
>Not doing it anyway because then every time the President looks at you in his security detail, he's reminded that you plowed his daughter, and it was his daughter's idea.
>And that you've survived both Raccoon City and a Spanish region full of infected humans, animals and mutants, so you're basically unkillable.
Leon could've cucked the leader of the free world, but he was too busy chasing that cocktease Ada.
>>339489176
Because Leon is not retarded to stick it in president's daughter
>>339497268
This only proves how fucking retarded Americans are
>>339487094
>those chimp ears
>that face
>that shrill voice
unless she wears a bag on her face and agrees to stfu throughout the whole ordeal, I don't see why anybody would do her
BALLISTIC
MISSILES
>>339499253
No taste, man. Cute-ugly girls are the best fucks. The chimp ears just add character.
>>339497268
>Buddy
>190 cm
Is there anyone who didn't fap to Ashley's panties? I was so mad everytime she got kidnapped cause I could oogle that body and upskirt her.
>>339500579
Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru.
Blame Capcom.
They dangle fruit in his face and won't let him even taste it.
His fucking creators are cockblocking him!
He should have already gotten deepthroat from Ada by now!
Why does leon goes after ada? literally the worst waifu of the whole series.
>>339494489
"You're fucking fired m8"
"But DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY"
Would you subject yourself to a pissed off Ashley?
