>Whatcha buyin' stranger?
>>339447715
Red 9, with stock.
>>339447715
NO THANKS BRO
>>339447715
WHAT ARE YA SELLIN?
>>339447715
Nothing
>>339447894
I got SELECTION a' good things on sale, stranger
>>339447873
Stranger, now THAT'S a weapon
>>339447873
Ahhhh. A choice of an avid gun-collector. It's a nice gun stranger
Not enoughASS
>>339447715
>the merchant was scrapped in re5
FUCKING CAPCOM
>>339449056
That's because the Merchant was Albert Wesker the whole time.
>>339449130
SHHIIEEEEETTTT
>>339447715
Got some weed bro?
Oh and some 9mm ammo
>>339449720
Fuck off fagg... I mean. Not enough cash stranger
What're ya sellin'?
*belt click*
AHHHHHHHHHH I'll
AHHHHHHHHHH I'll
AHHHHHHHHHH I'll buy it at a high price!
*belt click*
HEHE Thank you.
>>339449720
>put weed in game
>call it herb
>get away with it
Fucking capcom
>>339449472
Think about it
>Wesker always covers his eyes, while merchant always covers everything but his eyes.
>Merchant is immortal
>Merchant is always ahead of Leon at every step, even when it would be impossible
>Ada and Krauser always are a step ahead of Leon too, despite not making any sense: Wesker as the merchant could easily feed them information.
>Wesker is mentioned in game, but never seen outside of mercenaries mode.
When the helicopter comes out of nowhere and picks up Ada during the final sequence, the Merchant is nowhere to be seen afterward.
You guys wanna know why the Merchant was at all those weird-ass places?
Because he thought he could loot your dead body if you died.
>>339450140
Wiskers is seen in the ada wong campaign tho
>>339453261
The Ada campaign wasn't made by the original team, and was an add on for the ps2 port only.
GOIN' 'UNTIN' AN ELEPHANT?
matilda
>>339449910
*GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT*
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!!
>>339453371
Well shit,I didn't know that at the time,meh,I lost almost all interest in RE after RE5 killed wesker,worst idea ever
>>339454075
Watch him come back as a head in a jar in RE7, Dio style.
>>339454075
>>339454302
>Implying blowing up in the volcano didn't infect the planet with Wesker
>>339454419
>Wesker has become Ego the living planet.
Make it happen.
>>339454062
WHAT ARE YOU BUYING
Belt click
Belt click
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING
Belt click
Belt click
WHAT ARE YOU BUYING
Belt click
Belt click
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING
Belt click
Belt click
WHAT ARE YOU BUYING
Belt click
Belt click
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING
AAAAAHHHH...
AAAAAHHHH...
AAAAAHHHH...
AAAAAHHHH...
AAAAAHHHH ILL BUY I...
AAAAAHHHH ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE.
Come back... any time.... senpai
>>339454419
Resident Evil 7 should be about the remnants of Umbrella throwing zombies and shit around just so they can distract people for long enough so they dont notice them placing Earth sized sunglasses infront of the Earths surface
>>339447715
GIMME THE RIOT SHOTGUN, BLACKTAIL, AND ALL THE FLASHBANGS YOU GOT
WE KILLIN PLAGAS N SHIET
Was RE4 the best Lovecraftian game?
>>339455731
Not even close: It's more like the classical depiction of zombies with some tentacle monsters thrown in. it's more like a Lovecraft-parody.
>>339455731
No
Xur?
>>339447715
Would he drop loot if I kill him?
