why the fuck does she wear heels?
wouldn't it be inconvenient in battles
>>339429191
to stylishly kill enemies. what are you a faggot?
>>339429191
shes a witcher. they can balance on anything
The same reason you wear heelsBecause you're fucking gay
>>339429191
Nice attempt/10.
Heels are actually combat accessories, for males and females.
>>339429191
Yes they would be, so would skintight leather pants
The outfits of most characters in Witcher 3 follow "Fashion > Function"
>>339429191
B&W JUST UNLOCKED
>>339429191
Riding shoes
They are still unfortunately comically long, but we'll let it pass because it's fantasy anyway.
>>339429191
Those aren't that bad. Some old cowboy boots have extremely exaggerated riding heels.
>>339429191
I will say this in every thread: she is a well designed character. Just fucking appealing. She needs her own game.
>>339429191
i guess she wouldn't care cause she teleports around
>>339429402
These are way shorter than the heels in OP
>>339429294
Triss and Yennefer also wear heels though
>Not wearing the prettiest/coolest/most radical clothing so you can style on enemies while kicking ass
>Not at least wearing some dumb joke like a hot dog costume while still kicking ass
It's a video game nigga
Try having fun
She's a whore
>>339429191
Leather on the inside of the thighs should be a bit thicker to protect the artery.
>>339429507
sorceress' are all about fasion
>>339429553
same reason she lets her bra hang out and she has 10lbs of makeup on
ciri is a slut, not a witcher.
>>339429482
This
Ciri doesn't really need good footwork.
Who said that heels can't be tactical?
>>339429191
heels usually makes girls asses look better
even the actual sluts who walk around Novigrad don't wear heels
>>339429727
>>339429553
She is canologically pure.
>>339429490
There are some cowboy riding boots that look like straight up high heels. They got long as hell.
>>339429905
>had lesbian relations with a whore
>took drugs with her and got tats together
>was about to fuck a dying man but he died before he can stick it in her
>pure
I feel like I'm the only guy who hates the sight of women wearing heels.
They just make me cringe and imagine how uncomfortable they must be... and then I keep imagining turned ankles. Totally distracts me.
>people still haven't realized The Witcher is just a waifu simulator
There's a reason the story revolves around waifus and it gets periodically interrupted with hamfisted waifu shit only an autist would enjoy while the gameplay is fucking horrid.
>>339429905
Is that what she told papa Gerald? lmao
>>339430141
Heels are shit unless they're on boots.
>>339429294
She's not a witcher, she never went under any of the mutations. She could only gain the honorary title in one the endings.
>>339429905
not according to these shadbase drawings
>>339429338
Like half of an inch heels are recommended for horse riding, but those are like 2 or 3 inches man. that shit's just for fashion.
>>339430191
Mass Effect 2 and The Witcher 3 have a lot in common.
>>339430416
>Translation: I never read the books
>>339429741
>footwork
muh footwork
>>339430573
Nobody with taste reads your Polish fanfiction, CDPR.
>>339430416
They (members of the wolf school) administered some witcher drugs to her and Yennefer helped with the dosage and some magic to make it more stable or something.
>>339430668
>reading the witcher books means you have bad taste
have you even been mistaken for a retard?
inb4have you?
>>339430668
its ok because she's not a witcher in the books either lol
>>339430789
No. It only takes a glance at my face for people to realize I'm not you, so I don't get that very often.
>>339429507
Don't need maneuverability when you can launch literal instant death at peasants from atop a mountain.
Because it makes her sexier that way. It's a fucking video game who cares about realism in something like the witcher.
Anyone else really, really wanna fuck Ciri?
Ciri is the strongest non-god being in the series and can teleport anywhere and any place in all the dimensions.
so it doesn't matter if she wears heeled boots.
>>339430573
I have read the books and she is not a Witcher. She got some of the mutagens, not all. She didn't undergo the entire course. She also trained for a shorter period of time than most of them considering she wasn't there that long and started her training later in life than typical because Geralt was like "lol a grill, no ty" when he first when to go get her.
>>339431189
>I have read the books and she is not a Witcher.
Then you clearly haven't.
You should get on that.
>>339430775
>>339431189
She didn't get any of the mutagens. She was fed some of the mushrooms that increase muscle growth (roid mushrooms) for a short time, but Triss shut that shit down almost immediately.
>>339430898
You're wrong though, lol
>>339431332
>triss
fucking worst girl at it again
>>339429191
For waifu bait. CDPR knows their demographic.
>inb4 "It's his daughter you sick fuck."
She ain't your daughter, now is she?
>>339431332
>>339431189
she wouldn't need them anyways, shes far stronger than Geralt/witchers in general.
>>339431332
>Triss being the most rational and down to earth of the bunch
Why is she so perfect?
>>339430513
Yup, they're basically the same game in terms of shitty forced characterization, boring plot that makes no sense if you break it apart, and horrid combat.
At least for HoS, aside from more hamfisted Shani shit, the story and characters were amazing.
>>339429191
it's a video game stop putting logic into it
>>339431512
TW3's plot is hardly compelling or well-paced, but how was characterization and basic sense fucked compared to what happened in ME2?
>>339429191
So there isn't a huge height different between Ciri and Geralt to spare the animators?
>>339429191
Heels make a woman feel sexy. and if ciri wants to be that way why not?
you don't hear my dick complain either so win win
>>339431189
>‘I’m not Falka,’ said the girl. The old man saw her move again, fast and blurred. He saw something glint in the light of the oil lamps. ‘I’m Ciri from Kaer Morhen. I’m a witcher. I came here to kill.’
>‘Leave aside my beliefs. Ciri, what crazy ideas are hatching in your head? How can you even…’ ‘Now it is your turn to leave aside my belief, Vysogota. I know what my duty is. I’m a witcher!’
>‘I told you,’ Bonhart yelled as he kicked his brown with his spurs, ‘that you belong to me! That you will do what I want! That no one will stop me! Neither men nor gods, neither devils nor demons! Nor an enchanted tower! You belong to me, witcheress!’
>Ciri checked her saddlebags several times. Mechanically. She did not know what to say, in order to delay what had to be said.
>‘I am glad that I met you,’ he said before she could. ‘Truly. Goodbye, witcheress’
>‘Goodbye, hermit. Thank you for everything.’
>>339429191
She can teleport at will, her footwear doesn't really matter.
Because she is a shitty mary sue who doesn't need to make sense.
>>339432034
dear katlyn jenner, just because you call yourself a woman doesn't make you one.
ciri isn't a witcher. she never underwent the trial. lrn2read katlyn.
>>339429191
>turns out she's got no good SFMs
damnit
>>339432635
>Bonhart yelled
>Vysogota
Learn to read faglord.
Conversely
>‘Your medallion, Geralt,’ Angoulême said, standing next to him.
>‘What?’ he coughed because his throat was tight. ‘What did you say?’
>‘Your silver wolf medallion. Schirru had it with him. Now you’ve lost it for good, it would have melted in the heat.’
>‘It cannot be helped,’ he said after a moment, looking into the cornflower eyes of the flaminica. ‘I’m not a witcher.'
> 'I ceased to be a witcher. In Thanedd at the Tower of the Gull. In Brokilon. At the bridge over the Yaruga. In the cave in the Gorgon. And here in the forest of Caed Myrkvid. No, I’m not a witcher. So I have to learn to live without a Witcher’s Medallion.’
>>339433593
why not just quote the part where she undergoes the trial if you're so eager to push that she's a witcher?
oh. you would have if it happened.
To make my cock unbelievably hard. I fucking love heels.
>>339429191
You what inconvenient in battles? Being woman.
>>339433838
>where she undergoes the trial
>A sophomoric fantasy novel is literally too deep for me
Anon, this is just shameful. Did you completely fucking miss the entire point of the stories?
>>339429452
>Fast travel would be supported by lore
>there would be a few fun gimmick levels in different dimensions
This might be ok.
>>339429191
Heels are so they can increase damage when they stomp and kick enemies.
>>339429191
Height is also an advantage
>>339429191
Because she's a fucking Witcher and she could dance the Tango in full plate armor and never miss a step if she wanted to.
