>favorite game>darkest secret
>>339416941
>pewdiepie-wikia
Oblivion
I broke my familys cats neck on accident and threw it in the dumpster so they thought he just ran away
Star Fox 64
I have a penis.
>>339416941
You made this obvious bait thread again. Let's see how succesful it will be this.
>paper mario 64in the summer of grade 11 going into grade 12 i used to go into chat rooms and dating sites with fake camwhore software and solicit men. the software would let me control the girl i.e wave, smile, stand up, dance, take off bra, etc. i'd get these guys to pay $5 for a cam show on skype and use manycam to use my camwhore programs. I'd then make them pay me more if the wanted me to watch them nut. Once they'd nut i'd take screen caps of them, reveal myself as a male, and then blackmail them for more money. since i had their email from the paypal transactions it was easy to find their facebooks.
i'd contact their entire friendslists anyway even after they paid me the insane amounts i'd ask for.
one guy asked if i would watch him jack off and i said it'd cost extra. he then asked me if id watch him hurt himself and i said that would cost another 25 dollars. he paid then asked me to tell him how to hurt himself. i said that would be another 10. he then proceeded to slice his shaft with a butcher knife, burn his dick head with a lighter and shove toothpicks up his peehole. i documented the whole thing on my old computer and sent it to his entire friends list. he was devastated when i revealed myself to be fake, and he was terrified when i told him i had his facebook and would send it to his family.
i did it anyway after the payment cleared.
>>339416941
>SotC
>i asked anon for pics and he sent me butt pic by email the absolute madman, then he asked me about fetishes i like and then i felt like it's wrong, apologized to him and stopped
Shadow of the Colossus
I legitimately wish I was born as a girl instead but I'm content with living as a guy so I wear women's clothes sometimes to compensate.
>>339417537
You never did any of those things.
>>339417750i did. i followed an e-whoring guide on hackforums. it all happened. me and my friends all did it that summer and made like a thousand dollars each before we stopped. the photos of the guy are still on my old hard drive but it's an internal hard drive on a busted laptop and i dont have any cables or anything to retrieve the files right now.
>Kingdom hearts
>I cheated on my ex with her little sister
>>339418091
Liar
>>339418203
>kingdom hearts fag is a pedo
like pottery, it even rhymes
>Fallout:New Vegas
im gay
>Final Fantasy Tactics
>Cheated on my ex with some high schooler when I was in college.
>>339417537
yeah and i'm a woman
>>339418290believe me or not, whatever. it happened. you'd be surprised at how easy it is to get men to pay you for a camshow on dating sites and adult chatrooms. try it and see, my story won't be so unbelievable then.
>>339418307
I wasn't 18 at the time
>Pokemon Black 2
>I want to bang my boss. She's a 50 something year old grandmother.
>TowerclimbI unironically like to listen to "Bluster the benevolent"
>>339418496
Its the clever on dick and toothpicks in pee hole and then telling his facebook friends, thats the unbelievable part
Omly half of this thread is vidya
Kill yourself
>>339417537Nice edge there buddy. You might be able to fool neo/b/ with your story.
>demon's souls
>I unironically browsed 9gag, then reddit before finding 4chan
either new vegas or warband
I masturbated using my cousin's panties
I was 12, she was 11
>>339418627
that was a rare occurrence but it happened. the guy didn't even look that fucked, he was just a normal guy. looked kinda like a dudebro. he had blonde hair and a faux hawk, i still remember it vividly. he asked if it'd be alright if he hurt himself, i said he'd have to pay me, he did then he asked me to dictate how. i was chatting with my friends in MSN at the time and screenshotting everything happening. we brainstormed and i said to cut himself and he was extremely scared. he then got a butcher knife and started slicing the top of his dick, but he wasn't mutilating it, just flesh wounds, barely enough to make him bleed that much. he then said he wanted to stop that before he left scars and i siad to put the knife in his dick. he said he didnt want to do that and asked if q tips would work. i told him to find toothpicks instead. after the toothpicks he started burning the tip of his cock with a bic lighter.
this is all 100% true and if you don't believe me that's fine. i wish i could get the pictures off my old hard drive, though.
>>339418817
dear god
>Metroid II: Return of Samus
Today I got that longlost feeling of having a crush on someone after being pretty numb to such things for a few years now.It was an animu girlIt was the Major from Ghost in the Shell
>WoW/Souls games can't pick
I have a fart fetish.
>>339419129
oh also he ate his own cum after finishing. i didnt ask him to do that and he didnt ask me if i wanted to watch it. i also sent that to his friends and family along with the other "pain" stuff
>>339419491
>Metroid II: Return of Samus
Why?
>team fortress 2
>I was born with a dick and a vagina
EarthBoundI have a fear of graduating from college and never being able to find a job, eventually settling into doing some mediocre part time shit while my expensive CS meme degree goes to waste.
I don't care about having a girlfriend, but I fear that my friends will eventually get one and I'll be left in the dust, having to spend time by myself since they'll be busy with their gals.
I have a strained relationship with most of my family members and I believe that they eagerly await the day I either leave or they wait for when I've fucked up bad enough for them to kick me out.
I haven't played and thoroughly enjoyed a video game in twelve years.I don't seed.
>>339420124
Youdon't seed?Fucking disgusting.
>>339419703
Controls and physics provide more difficulty, samesy-looking rooms are perfect for drawing your own map, hp is somewhat scarce, Metroids and their numerous evolutions can fuck you up pretty quickly if you're not careful. It's rewarding, even if tedious.
>>339417537
Nice. Good thing you found a way to fuel your fetish
>>339420047
You can't just say this shit without posting it.
Come on anon, post a pic of your toddler genitals.
Mega Man X
I'm into giantess porn
I'm kinda boring, sorry
Bomberman 64I have issues with trust and can't form a sustainable intimate relationship.
>Chrono Trigger
I'm into decapitation guro, I feel dirty
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>>339417537
nice blog faggot
