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LALOLI
>African children singing about Ravioli because they are starving.
Lalaloliiiiii
>When this map spoils u than DoomFist is a negro
So this piece of shit game has fictional countries?
>>339401578
Nigger there are 3 Doomfists.
WE
>>339402461
>fictional
>doesn't know Numbani is the capital of Namibia
>american education
>>339398885
HOL UP
>>339402665
I typed Numbani in google and all I see it's just Overwatch map
WE
WUZ
HEROWS
>>339402856
I forgot to add in that it's the new capital after the Omnic War that is in the lore of the game.
>>339402638
>that part where Widow shat on Black Mary Sue in the movie
>>339402926
>Overwatch """lore"""
>>339402926
>lore
Just wait for retcon
>>339403151
Reminder that Soldier 76 is nearly a 20 year old OC by Metzen that he has constantly been trying to push for years.
>>339398885
JUMANJI
>>339403257
I wish that this shitty game would looks cool as this pic(actually real guns not nerf piece of shit)
>>339403827
gee, I wonder who's behind this post
HEYHEYHEY AY YO FAMMS
JUST BE LOOKIN AT DIS TEAM NOMSAYN
WE GUN DO GREAT N SHIZ U CRACKAS
>>339404718
>>339402926
>Lore
>Overwatch
>>339401578
>implying it won't be the cute shota from the trailer
the Mercy /ss/ will be legendary
>>339404718
Why does Lucio speak like an afro-american nig nog if he's Brazilian in the lore? Shouldn't he have a Portuguese accent at least?
>>339404718
the only thing I don't like about Lucio is he's 4 feet tall for some reason
what's
up with that
>>339403013
That part was shit
>>339405252
>shota
Boy you best be ready for disappointment.
>>339405714
I'm okay with this.
>Now Traveling to the Temple of Anbus
>Prepare too Attack!
>AYY IMMA BOUT TO DROP A FUCKIN' BEAT ON THIS NIGGA
That's a little much, isn't it Blizzard?
>>339405046
>>339403151
>>339403034
And now you know how everyone else feels when you bitch about Warcraft lore, no one fucking cares.
Now arriving atIlios___
>>339405358
No legs, Doctors gave him manlet robot legs for a joke.
>>339398885
Looks like Zootopia
>>339405874
>Travelling to Hollywood!
>>339405874
>Traveling to Volskaya Industries
>Prepare to attack!
![blackwatch_reyes__reaper_skin____overwatch_by_plank_69-d9fz0xg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pggk1eE.png "blackwatch_reyes__reaper_skin____overwatch_by_plank_69-d9fz0xg[1].png")
>>339405907
>WE WUZ THE GRIM REAPER AND SHIT
Wow, really?
>Travelling to Hanamura
>Prepare to Defend
>pick torbjorn
How do you not be shit as genji?
Design wise he's my favourite character. A cyborg ninja.
Ingame gameplay wise. First off, what the fuck were they thinking? The game is severely lacking close combat characters and genji could have been a perfect one. But instead his main attack is throwing fucking ninja stars?
But that shit aside, how are you meant to play him because no matter what I do he just seems like a squishy little faggot and unless I catch somebody by surprise I'm just always going to die. He just seems so squishy and I get instantly mad playing him because he dies so easy.
>>339406209
>Traveling to Dorado
>Prepare your defenses
>>339406023
Illos is fucking dongs
>pick lucio and winston to push people down the well or eat shit
I hate all the KOTH in this game, theyre all extremely bad
>>339406108
>traveling to
>not Welcome to Hollywood
Ya dun goof'd
![renaud-galand-zarya-07[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VyitQ00.jpg "renaud-galand-zarya-07[1].jpg")
>ZAP THE OMNICS, RACE WAR NOW
Bit much there Blizzard
>>339406475
He's about ambushing, sneaking and assassinating weak targets behind enemy lines. If you use him while defending or to capture objectives you're using him wrong
>>339406608
You're a big gal.
>>339406608
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOLVILSTEIN
what did she mean by this?
>>339406475
Throw stars at people's heads
>>339406509
You mean pick Roadhog or Pharah for that map. It's pretty fucking awful.
>>339406671
>use him while defending you're using him wrong
I actually disagree. After hours and hours of practice, my Genji is pretty decent, and in Defense he's actually a great counter-flanker and a counter-pusher.
Throughout the match, constantly scout through the alternate routes looking for lone wolves, all the while harassing the enemies in the front line with shuriken spam.
When the enemy starts grouping up to push, quickly dive in from behind and take down a squishy or two, before making a quick getaway. If you have ult up, you can decimate their squishies and their whole push is fucked.
You need a disproportionate amount of effort to play Genji, imo. Yeah once you get decent he's pretty good at his role, but you have to play absolutely fucking perfectly to do your job in any degree of efficiency: there's practically no margin for error once you use your 8 (EIGHT) second cd dash. Compare that to Tracer, who can harass the enemy just as well, while also being practically impossible to kill and her 16 second weaver ult and blink stockpile means she can literally be 2 km away the second she starts panicking.
>>339406702
fuck, i thought i was the only person that hears that
>>339406702
>IM GOING FOR NATOLVASTINE!
>>339404718
>it's a "black character who is really into music" episode
lmao, is this literally the only positive stereotype that exists for darkies? I kinda feel bad.
>>339408087
Well they made the other black character, Winston, a literal ape. Maybe Lucio got the better end of this deal.
>>339405259
>a Brazilian speaking with Portuguese accent
First, he would have a br accent, not a portuguese one, really different, second off, be glad he didn't. Br accents sound like a rastafarian, shits awfull.
>>339408235
>monkey is actually smart
>ult is him chimping out
It's a 50/50.
>>339406023
Flushing people down the toilet as Roadhog
Well, at least they didn't go for the comedy gold option for Lucio. Making him speak Spanish.
>>339402665
>doesn't know Windhoek is the capital of Namibia (soon to be New Rhodesia)
>European education
>attacking temple of anubis
easiest defense of the game. you have to be braindead not to completely lock people out of it.
This game needs an actual ubercharge system or something similar.
>>339408087
>is this literally the only positive stereotype that exists for darkies?
You don't play many games do you? They have plenty of others for black characters and I bet one of the characters in development will feature one.
>>339408474
Well Winston's ult also makes him five feet taller whereas Lucio is a permamanlet
>>339408647
>Spanish
You better be some Spaniard whos pissed they could never conquer Portugal back, cause if not, you are just retarded anon.
>>339408957
It was a joke about Americans assuming BR's speak Spanish like the rest of SA, hence comedy gold option.
>HEAD ESTABLISHED
Wut
It took me a while to understand that on most maps you're spawning in the same ship. In fact, the only reason I finally got it is because ofster video
>its an extremely shitty zenyatta doesn't know how to heal episode
>>339408908
Alternatively, alternate routes that don't funnel into the same exact fucking area. Hanamura has the same problem as well.
>>339409214
Cmon burgers can't be retarded enough to think that, right?
Mcree is so racist
"Fan the Trigger Kill the nigger"
>>339409348
>expecting serious heals out of zenyatta
>>339409378
yeah, a lot of the levels seem to have one or two absolute chokepoints which just shit all over the game flow
>It's a Watchpoint: Gibraltar round
>>339406672For you
>>339409542
>fan the trigger
>>339408470
>Br accents sound like a rastafarian
Nigger you're retarded. They sound like they have a speech impediment, i.e. just retarded but not Rastafarian.
>>339402461
No, but fictional places like Dorado
>>339409348
>it's a no support on the team so the last guy goes symmetra episode
>>339409348
>it's a guy who doesn't realize half his kills were coming from zen's discord orb episode
>it's a guy who doesn't realize zen has the gold elimination medal episode
If you don't like zen roll the healer you prefer, zen works great paired with another healer.
When will Symmetra become a defense hero? The only support she does is provide a teleporter and give a +25 HP buff, which torbjorn does 3x times better.
Not to mention the shitters that pick Symmetra when there is no other support heroes, instead of picking a class that will actually keep the team alive.
>>339409792
Both spout fluid and heavily informal gibberish that almost nobody understands, all it's missing is the abuse of mon
>>339410379
>instead of picking a class that will actually keep the team alive.
>implying symmetra isn't the best at melting through a push once she gets her primary going
Fuck genji, she's the real ninja. She's stupid good at killing.
>Anubis.
>Atta-
no
>>339409717
Was getting charge part of your plan?
>>339402461
Are you a JIDF shill or why do you post this generic nigger reaction picture with same filename 20 times a day?
>Reinhardt gets mad that Mercy doesn't buttfuck him as he charges into 4 enemies
>Reinhardt gets mad when someone goes anyone but Mercy for this reason
>>339409682
fuck you, I love this map.
>playing as reinhardt
>stopping the turret from doing no damage
>shield whittles away
>no one takes down the turret
>shield shatters, turrets gets like three or four kills in a row as I try and kill it myself
>"gg reinhardt no shield"
>>339410379
You can't have multiple turrets on different places as Manletjorn, or have a stacking slow on it, or reduce you team downtime, just those armor packs no one picks.
THIS PAYLOAD'S BUMPIN
>>339411137
>implying I don't just throw the packs on people
Faggots are getting it one way or another
>>339410950
Being Reinhardt or Mecha Monk is suffering.
>Mecha monk ult.
>Even type in "ok, everybody, when I ult, lets go bust them up"
>Nobody groups up.
>They continue to blindly run in regardless of what I say.
>When they do manage to get in a certain number running in I ult.
>they all hide behind shit and dont do anything.
>Ult is over, I die, we lose.
Same for Reinhardt
>Nobody stands behind shields and shoots.
>Nobody does anything worth a damn.
>Hey Bastion, I'm going to stand behind you just enough for the shield to cover you.
>Bastion gets up at the first sign of trouble, and runs away.
>ITS JUST A STUPID FUCKING JUNK RAT COME KILL HIM!
>Charge and kill him myself.
>Nobody is even around anymore.
>Widowmaker out of nowhere.
>>339411218
BACK IN MY DAY WE WOULD HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY
>>339398885
*skype call noise*
>>339409348
>Its you want heals out of zenyatta but keep hiding behind shit so he cant heal you episode
:^^)
>>339411274
Its same for Di vag ult too desu
>Ok ill ult and then lets run in and cap
>Use ult so they have to run away or die
>Teammates wait until mech explodes as they could take damage from it
>They run in after mech explodes and die horribly
How fucking hard it can be to run in with the mech? IT WONT FUCKING KILL YOU RRREEEEE
Wish the music wasn't shit. Seems like all the music they put out these days is forgettable
>it's a nobody pays any mind to the tracer/reaper gunning for the mercy episode
>>339406672
for you
>>339411274
Wouldn't it be funny if Blizzard just revealed that the first week of play was against bots only just to fuck with everyone? I would believe it 100%.
>>339405714
You realize that robo-loving chick from the Tracer short takes place in the past when Overwatch was still around, right?
It's more likely that the woman is his mom.
>>339405874
>It's a "your team with single file into bastion for 5 minutes" episode
>it's an [MLG]*proscopes*xXWidowmakerXx plinks your whole braindead team episode
>now entering King's row
>prepare to attack
>its a 4 defensive heroes on attack with no healer episode
>>339412031
>Stick a bomb onto Mercy as Tracer
>She panic flies into her team blowing them all up with her
How do I git gud at this game
>Now traveling to the Temple of Anubis
>Prepare to attack!
>two teammates go widowmaker
>Now traveling to Hannamura
>Prepare to defend
>Traveling to Anubis
>Prepare to attack
>>339398885
Map is far too short. So easy to get the payload to the objective.
>On attack
>someone instalocks Hanzo / Widowmaker
>>339406438
Never had a problem attacking hanamura. Second area is easy as shit to sneak into.
>yfw Lucio pops out the fucking door heading five Reinhardts.
>There's still no Australia themed map
What is blizzard doing?
>>339413015
>Now traveling to Hannamura
>Prepare to attack
>Bastion just keeps mowing down everyone going through the gate
>>339413396
>mad max themed map escorting a juryrigged junkrat bomb into some omnic tech
I want it
>>339413396
most of it is just radiation and scrap metal
there's virtually no point in a map being there since there wouldn't be conflict
maybe a map that looks like sydney or something
>>339411274
See, I actually try to use my team and play off them. Like I play McCree, and I look for a Reinhardt to get behind when my Ult is ready to pop so I can get the perfect advantage of 4+ of their team in my sights.
But as soon as i pop high noon and kill at least that number, my team doesn't move. They slowly meander towards the objective and don't take advantage of the moment. Or worse, they file in one at a time while a widowmaker looks for her camping spot
>>339413309
>he doesn't want one Hanzo or one Widowmaker in his team on attack
And yet it's the maps fault for making it easy to defend amirite
>>339413396
Shilling to an audience that matters.
>>339405874
>>339411274
It's not even out for a whole week. Randoms, who play alone, are casuals, with no more than 5-10 hours into it. What do you expect?
If you want some communication and momentum, you gotta face your social anxiety and go on Discord or Mumble and play some games with the same people.
>>339412303
I thought it took place the night of the recall from the reaper vs winston short
>>339405714
Chronological it's this
>Hero
>Recall
>Dragons
>Alive
>Cinematic Trailer
You now realize that the robot uprising completely passed over technologically backwards shitholes like Numabi, which is why (chinese) people were able to build protoss skyscrapers there
>>339413614
route 66 already exists
needs to be coastal or maybe northwest forests
>no one sticks to the payload
>defeat
>people complaining because rather than winning they went off on a man hunt
fuck i hate Quick play
>>339414660
Where is the chronological order even explained? And where is the other supposed "lore" about Zarya and Russia and all the different maps etc? Why isn't none of this anywhere in the game but hidden away in, probably, some old blizzard news posts and a wiki?
Really don't understand why they've made such a confusing mess of their lore when they've put so much work into it.
>>339409290
i think thats only in king of the hill maps
