>and now Anon will present his idea for our company's new videogame IP. Come on, Anon, the room is yours!
Y-you too...
Chicks with dicksin space
that guy is looking at me all creepy
I wonder if he wants to go to the office bathroom after this
Okay so kids like anime tiddies right? What if we- wait for it- made a fighting game with anime tiddies?
>>339394646
IP is a meme. Just use a character we already have and use a different genre.
Chicks with big tits in a fremium Shooter
Ez seller
I'm sorry but, why are there not one but TWO Negrolinas sitting at this table right fucking now?
First you have to explain me how the same nigger sits on two seats at once
DEEP DARK FANTASY role playing game.
>>339394751
Already made, unfortunately.
I call it Metroid Prime Federation Force! I'm sure the fans will love it!
>>339394646
A role playing game that, if the player seems to be acting out of character just to do what they think provides the best rewards in-game, goes apeshit on the player
>>339394646
MMOFPSBARPG with micro-transactions and
Big
Black
Cock
>majority women
Fuck this shit. I quit. You faggots are gonna put your damn SJW propaganda all over this.
It's a first person shooter.
Except the protag is REALLY, REALLY angry.
Its a game about crusades, but check this out...main character is black............woman
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the boy's own alternate universe self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>339395084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
It's like <popular game> except we add this new highly innovative feature that everyone will like.
>>339394646
Mahou Shoujo Crossover Raising Sim.
You take Pokemonamie and combine it with Mahou Shoujos from famous IPs and make it an SRPG.
>>339395107
>Quitting
Nigger you just lost your severance package
Make them fire you, at least you get money out of it
A porn game with an actual budget.
>>339394646
It's a mobile game with lots of microtransactions. My dev team has like 5 more of those in the pipeline and we can let them all hit the mobile stores in cycles. We wanna keep a close eye on the stats, so we can push out the fresh one once they get bored of the other.
It's basically printing money and needs zero effort to develop on the technical side.
Hey, can we talk about my raise?
>>339394646
We buy an old IP and make a sequel or reboot to cash in on the fans of that series.
>>339395407
>The Kei Tai meme finally spread to /v/
What a time to be alive
>>339396214
I try my best to blur the lines between /a/ and /v/.
>>339394646
So you know how every few years Bethesda makes an Elder Scrolls game and everyone gets so excited for it and they all rush to buy it, and then two days later they just whine and whine nonstop anout how shitty it is and how much they hate Bethesda because Bethesda never does anything right?
Well what if we made a Not!Elder Scrolls game that wasn't made by Bethesda? And didn't make it a shitty MMO that ignored the primary appeal of the game?
>>339394646
It's a first person shooter
And the protagonist is REALLY, REALLY depressed about stuff.
I am predicting a BAFTA award, and several 10 / 10 from Polygon and IGN.
>>339396310
You want to create the ultimate extreme shiposting central?
[s4s] is not going to like that.
>>339396523
[s4s] has been dead for months. It only lived a few days. Annexation by [a/jp] killed it.
>>339396676
>Days
Fuck. I meant months.
>>339394646
>The lady on the left foreground has feelings for you
>She will stand up for your idea even if the others hate it
>You will never have someone like this
Modern Shooter set in the Middle East, the USA is fighting to bring Peace and Freedom to Azabazadurkastan.
To make my game more accessible to players who lead busy lives, you can buy all the best weapons and perks with microtransactions.
>>339396676
[s4s] makes the dankest meme. They are still trying to overcome the 2015 Pepe Market Crash. Give them a break.
>>339394646
First off, before I get started, I would like all black people (or niggers as I like to call them) to leave the room. Women can stay as long as they're serving refreshments or sexually pleasuring us.
>Side scrolling hack and slash
>Option to play on "normal" difficulty or "global" difficulty
>Global difficulty sends data about the player's moves and strategies to the cloud
>Collects data from every player playing on global
>Enemies on global are heuristic and their AI constantly adapts to how people are playing against them
I don't even know if this is possible but I think it would be cool
>>339394646
>IP
>Not a new concept for actual gameplay
This is why new games are all the same shit. People pretend slapping a new IP on the same TPS makes a new game. A new IP means dick when it's yet another Gears clone that plays just like every other Gears clone made in the last decade.
>>339394646
W-well, you see
I, uh
>Scared shitless by the look Janice is giving me on the far left
I thought it would be cool if we could, uh
Make a space exploration stealth action game with a ship you could customize and visit planets and land on them seamlessly and you can leave your ship in space whenever you want to investigate debris or infiltrate a much bigger vessel and I have to go to the bathroom excuse me
monster rancher, edge lord edition. instead of raising and breeding cool, wacky monsters. you enslave all kinds of fucked up demons from different lores and mythology. market it as hard and mature game only the most hardcore gamers play, and profit out your ass.
You play as a rap loving griffon with metal tits who solves puzzles that builds up your violence meter that lets you unleash combos and ratings points that unlock levels, prostitues, and a custom creat your own sandwich option. There is 300 levels with 100 addiional dlc levels and the player can never win, onlh get slightly better each time also whiskey lets you regain health and you can grown a 20 inch dong that shoots lesbian fish
Paradox style grand strategy
Total War battles
Ultimate General levels of detail in terrain and available units
DLC character creator that allows you to make custom generals/leaders
Goes from 1800 to 1900
American Civil War, Napoleonic Wars, Boer War, and Franco Prussian war, scenarios
World War I DLC
>>339394751
Shut up John.
>>339394646
Discworld with Dark Souls gameplay. Can you please wire my millions into my bank account now.
a videogame about being a peregrine falcon
you start off by pecking your way out of your egg, then you have to learn to fly (which is fucking hard) and then hunt (which is fucking hard) and just live as a peregrine falcon exploring the english countryside and killing animals for food
>>339394646
A TPS where you control a strong brave feminist against hordes of fedora-welding white cis males, but they don't die, just go to check their privilege.
I would call it "Triggered"
Sure thing corporate puppet, I'll just smoke the weed for you. Puff puff.
IMAGINE... A majestical, ruined world, one nearly depleted of life. Not this world that we are in, but a different one, filled with gargantuan constructs and complexes, indestructible testaments to the reckless civilization that was. It is gone now. Only the dying scream of it lingers on the dead face of the earth. Only the final struggle remains before ultimate destiny. No redemption. Righteous justice, through pain and suffering. You have a job to do, before the world is, at last, extinguished. Yes, your destiny is to put this tormented world to its rest.
There are no sequels for this video game.
Which kinda ruins the point of being a viable IP I guess.
BUT ALSO there's magic. Fireballs and mind control. Somehow. And monsters. We could get real creative and call them "Fiends" or something. Or we'll get the writers to combine some Old Norse with Latin to come up with names for that shit. Cool right? Nobody thunk-a-dat. Also some underwater good guys fighting the bad guys, they wear scuba gear cause they live under the sea floor, reeeeal mysterious-like. I mean they're not the only good guys tho, oh shit, I'm revealing way too much man.
How about an open world Oddworld game in the vein of Grand Theft Auto, Jak II, and Beyond the Good and Evil. With a real living world full of creatures, a simulated ecosystem with a focus on emergent gameplay.
Platinum combat, developed by Dark Souls
Sandbox mount and blade style game set during the 30 years war.
