>Picking Charmander
You were the edgy try hard kid. You were annoying as fuck. Always thought you were hot shit but everybody hated you. You grew up to be a piece of shit
>Picking Squirtle
You were the normal kid. Nice kid with a bunch of friends. You lived a normal life and become a decent adult
>Picking Bulbasaur
You were the weird kid. Often was a loner. You barely had friends and you grew up socially awkward. Even to this day you are still socially awkward and barely even leave your house
This is completely accurate right /v/
>Picked Charmander as a kid
>Ended up like the Bulbasaur kid
Your thing is shit OP
>>339388176
No.
>>339388176
This made me want to choose bulbasaur
>>339388297
This, but also a lot of people hate me for no reason
>>339388297
This. Went squirtle as a kid and later on charmander for that extra bit of challenge. Shit list OP is a fag.
>>339388176
Where did this copypasta come from? And why is it so gay? You picked the lizard that looked most aesthetically pleasing to you as a child. Do you honestly think this is some Freud shit?
>>339388447
>but also a lot of people hate me for no reason
Maybe because you were annoying as fuck or ugly?
>>339388176
This literally doesn't make sense. I picked charmander only cause i like red
>>339388176
Fuck you you faggot I loved charmander. Stop being a contranian hipster faggot for once and maybe you will like him too.
>>339388735
Take a look now at all the Charizard faggots. The most obnoxious faggots in the world. Those are the same kids who thought they were so cool but in reality, they were annoying as fuck and everybody wanted to beat the shit out of them.
I pickedPikachu
>>339388176
Squirtle is the best starter and OP is only slightly mistaken on bulbabro
2.5/3 list
>>339389437
I think you need to move on from fifth grade, friend.
>>339388176
>>Picking Squirtle
>You were the normal kid. Nice kid with a bunch of friends. You lived a normal life and become a decent adult.
I can confirm this is false.
I'm a straight up /v/tard / Normie hybrid.
why is squirtle so popular with people with autism?
>>339389437
Everybody picked Charmander, retard.
>>339388176
>picked charmander
>live like Squirtle
>feel like bulbasaur
>>339388480
Fuck you, i dont see you in 20 current overwatch threads redirecting them to /vg/
>Pick Bulbasaur.
>Go and catch Mankey
>Store Bulbasaur forever.
Mankey was my bro.
>>339388176
>you started with Yellow
>you will never know which started you would've picked
>>339388176
>Picking Bulbasaur
>You were the weird kid. Often was a loner. You barely had friends and you grew up socially awkward. Even to this day you are still socially awkward and barely even leave your house
>>339391756
I think if you played Red or Blue you were Squirtle, and if you played Yellow, you were Bulbasaur.
Charmander kid never played Pokemon.
>>339391756
>tfw you dont remember what you picked
I dont know whats worse
>>339388176
>picked Squirtle
>lived like Bulbasaur
Nope, I don't think it's right at all.
>>339389665
So when did you come out anon?
Oh shit, look out!
Best original Pokemon coming through.
>>339388176
Yeah, I would say every single one of these is exactly true, but I can't remember who I picked the very first time. Too much booze in subsequent years clouding the memory,just the way I like it.
I picked Squirtle and am much more like Bulbasaur kid.
>tfw young and my first Pokemon was silver
From OP's list, picking chikorita would be similar to bulbasaur but a few levels gayer, I imagine. Pretty accurate for me.
I was the kid who went through the game with all 3 starters.
Any boy with normal sexual preferences picked Charmander or Squirtle. Only fags and speshul snowflakes went for Bulbasaur.
>Picking Charmander
You were the edgy try hard kid. You were annoying as fuck. Always thought you were hot shit but everybody hated you. You grew up to be a piece of shit
I always knew I was a fucking loser
>>339388176
>get pokemon red
>3 options
>fire lizard, water turtle, half plant half mongo thing
>friend irl has a turtle moves slow as fuck and stinks like shit, not having that
>my friend's mom is big into gardening. its gay and boring as fuck. you cant even throw water all over the place when feeding because its bad if it gets on the leaves
>fire lizard is the other choice, looks baller as fuck on the box, doesnt have a gay name, fire obviously wrecks plants, lizard is faster than turtle.
obvious choice
>>339388176
Squirterfags once again showing their insecurities against charmander bros
>>339388176
Holy shit OP it's like you cut me to my core. Except I turned into a decent adult. Weird as fuck as a kid and now. I'm just good at hiding it.
>>339388176
Bulbasaur is king you cocksucking motherfuckerMuch love for Squirtle too
>>339388176
>Picking Charmander
You liked fire.
>Picking Bulbasaur
You liked plants
>Picking Squirtle
You liked dicks in your mouth
>>339392603
That's not Scyther.
>>339388176
Picked bulbasaur.....entirely accurate
>picked Squirtle
>solo'd the game with him + a slave for HMs
>movepool of Hydro Pump, Surf, Blizzard, and Ice Beam
>grinded the elite 4 until he was level 100
I'm surprised I didn't turn out autistic.
>>339389437
>and everybody wanted to beat the shit out of them.
But no one ever did. Eat my cock you fat, lonely, ugly, virgin, dork. Fall the fuck back like the beta cunt you are.
>picked Mudkip
>May's Grovyle fucks your shit up and you end up stuck for a while
>come back to pokemon
>your starter is now a meme
