You're in the club and this guy slaps your girl's ass, you can't react because he'll flashbang and right-click your ass, what do you do?
>>339323674
nothing
>>339323674
Sigh and wait for respawn.
>>339323674
Nothing because he is not real.
Just like my girlfriend.
>>339323674
When did Jim Raynor get a roboarm?
>>339323674
Hide in a block of ice then freeze him and shoot him in the face.
>>339323674
I quickly pull out my phone and make another overwatch thread, so at least in death, blizzard will have added the 2 coins to my account. Just enough to pay the ferryman to cross the river styx.
>>339323674
>Not jumping him around the corner as D.Va and absorbing his instinctly thrown flash
I inform it's closer to midnight than high noon.
>>339323674
I didn't have a girl in the first place.
>>339323674
>It's a High Noon episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlDZPYzfm4
>>339324003
>iceblock yourself
>he just waits until you come out of the iceblock and stuns you and guns your chinese ass down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>It's a McCree role plays dixie Episode