>walking down a street
>ominious silence
>nearing a corner
>right before you go round the corner
>you hear boss battle music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4hc1K7EtE
>shitstreaming mechanic
http://vee.scay.net
>go to work
>boss asks me to come in to speak with him in his office
>hallway before his office is littered with health food and vitamin water
>see guy get hit by car
>he pulls a piece of metal out of his arm and goes on with his day
>>339305390
Had a hearty kek
>>339305390
>hello anon
>we're gonna talk about optimizing this company and your position
>INTENSE BOSS MUSIC PLAYS
>Guy is late to work
>Starts bunny hopping to build up speed
>Guy is flying down the highway at sixty miles per hour outracing your car
>be American McDonald's worker
>get shot at register
>hide behind counter and eat burgers until wounds heal
>guy shoots randomly at counter every 3 seconds
>hop over counter and run out the door
>come back in, coast is clear
>>339305159
>watching a boxing match
>all of a sudden one of their heads explode
>fans yell in terror
>ref claims it's fair and balanced because they give new players a chance
>this happens 3 times in a row
>>339305159
>GF dress sexy for you
>she walk to the bedroom, and says in a sexy voice "dont let me waiting"
>you go to room
>just as entering the room everything fades black.
>you wake up in the morning, and she gives you a kiss and tell you were amazing last night.
>she is already fully clothed.
>you realize your life is a PG-13 videogame.
>>339306172
Lel
>"hey come check this out"
>walk down the hall
>your vision spins and fades to black
>random encounter
>get accosted by 5 enemies all alone
>barely make it out alive
>take 3 steps forward and get another random encounter
>police chase on live tv
>absolute madman running down people
>shooting machine guns from his car
>police chase him to his house
>he goes inside for a nap
>whelp everyone he got away nothing to see here
>more news at 11
>>339306385
>friends are knocked out
>you're deathly sick
>go and rest at a hotel
>get up in the morning feeling like a million dollars
>>339306587
>feeling hungry
>eat 100 cheeseburgers in one sitting
>gain 300 pounds
>wake up and go downstairs
>see my son in the kitchen
>he says i need to chose between him and nuking boston
i miss my son
>>339307050
lel
This is BoS ending right?
I went Institute and the ending was fucking shit, it is just watching your son die, it has been by far the most unsatisfactory ending to any bethesda game ever
>Went over to our friends' place the other day
>There was a machete laying on the ground in front of his door
>Later, we decide to go get some food and the machete is gone
Shit's spooky and screaming with flash encounter all over it. It's also terrifying when you're walking down a sidewalk at night and the one lightpost on the street turns off when you walk underneath it.
>see a lone treasure chest or some important looking item in the middle of a large empty room
>late for school
>pull out a knife so you can run faster
>Friend goes hunting on the weekends
>Friend later gets stabbed by a mugger
>He barely flinches at the knife wound and punches a hole in the muggers chest
>Find out that after years of hunting deer he's managed to get to level fifty
>guy stays in a vertical plane slightly above water with a wall above him moving upwards for 12 hours
>transcends the speed of light and unlocks dimensional travel
>>339306172
WAKE ME UP
>smash a mosquito
>suddenly a blinding flash of light
>heavenly voice declares you have reached level 10
>a skill tree pops up in front of you
>now have to decide the course of your entire life based on what skill you pick first
>>339305159
>Walk outside.
>Fog mysteriously appears in the door way, preventing you from walking back through.
>You hear this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo3nDUA3KWs
>meet a girl
>we hit it off
>spend the next 3 years together
>getting ready to pop the question
>suddenly a info screen appears saying "this is the point of no return are you sure you want to continue"
>be in a room full of people
>fuck, really have to fart
>try to make a silent one
>you could hear it a little bit, hope nobody heard it
>no one seems to realize
>you notice too late your crosshair has become visible, meaning your cover has been blown
>>339305159
>be local prosecutor
>be talking
>"OBJECTION"
>Phoenix Wright theme starts playing
>accidently step on my cat
>it shrieks in pain and dies
>i try to load last save
>hit quicksave instead
i miss my cat
>Every door of your life from now on is a disguised loading screen
>>339305159
>be in spaceship
>start a 12 hour burn
>go to sleep
>wake up the next QPU over
>>339308627
>have to fart
>hope for a silent one
>it is
>text box appears at the bottom with your name on it that states: *Silent Fart*
>walking down the street
>suddenly stop in place against my will
>start turning around in random directions, never moving other than that
>people try to talk to me but I spout some random information rather than what I want to say
>notice out of the corner of my eye some smug asshole holding a GameShark
>tfw realizing I've been turned into an NPC
Currently on my Islamic Alt, fuck everything.
Gonna find that fag one day and get my virgins in the process.
>Some niggers chasing you
>They are getting closer
>You throw all your clothes
>You start to roll fast and lose them
