ITT: Stupid things people do in overwatch
Why do shitters think that I can only kill them with my hook?
Tracer, if you run straight at me and go up in my face, I'm going to kill you. I don't need the hook if you shove yourself at me
Healers, I don't care who's in front of you, if I have my hook I'm going to grab you and kill you. The number of Lucios who think they're an assault class is stupid. Don't put yourself on the front lines.
S76, you're a medium range hero, don't go toe to toe with me. Reinhardt, if you've missed your charge, I will win the fight. Don't flub a charge then come at me swinging unless we're in your frontlines.
Winston, I outdamage you massively and have more health, don't pick a fight you can't win. Zarya, if you don't have charge built up, I'll win easily. Just don't.
Also, right click is a thing that exists. It's medium range. Don't back up then stand still and start trying to headshot me, thinking I can't hit you if we aren't physically touching.
Shut up, you daft cunt. Junkrat 1v1's you so fast it's pathetic.
>Shield Bastion as Reinhardt without blocking fov
>He gets up and moves away from shield to fire again
>Doesn't realize he can fire through it
>Rank 12
>Shield tank TWO sentries with entire team behind me, also partially shielded
>All enemies are up at the sentries but no shields
>They don't kill the sentries in three attempts of this
>Single enemy zipping around our spawn when we are attackers
>Everyone chase him/her down as timer runs out
>Two meis on team
>Enemy Diva ult in front of entire team on point
>One Mei self freeze
>The other tries to freeze the ult with m1
>Team wipe because everyone else expected to get shielded
>Enemy counters all of our team
>Switch class to prevent this
>No one else does and fails even first objective
>Have Hanzo and Widow
>Enemy has stationary Bastion far away
>No one ever shoots him
>Wipe 5 of enemy team 10 seconds from losing on the final point as Hanzo with ult
>My team still cowers far away
>Mercy revives everyone on enemy team
>Build sentry in a good spot
>Reinhardt shielding it from front
>Winston jumps in
>Smashes my shit while Reinhardt does nothing to help standing 8m away
>Zenyetta
>Insta killed from getting shot in the heel while behind escort car
>Steamroll round
>GG
>gg!
>gg
>All from winning team
>put up reinhardt's shield
>enemy team stops shooting at just lets me walk on by
>playing lucio near a cliff wall
>same reaper lets me knock him off 4 times in a row
>kite literally the entire enemy team away from the objective, knowing they will eventually kill me.
>respawn to find teammates still cowering in fear
>lone enemy reinhardt pushing the payload with 10 meters left
>no one understands that they can just sit on the other side to stop him
>ITT idiots playing a team game with pubs and crying
>play Mayhem Man
>plant a trap/mine combo on a hallway that people usually use to flank
>kill someone with this
>I reapply it
>the same player falls for it again
I mean, come on.
>>339297609
Did you even read the post?
I'm not complaining about my team being bad, I'm marveling about how stupid the enemy can be
>sneak up on Widows and Hanzos
>as Junkrat
I shouldn't be able to.
When I'm Tracer or Genji you pretty much have a 0% chance of beating me.
You do tend to be trouble when I'm playing guys like McCree or Reaper, though.
When I'm Soldier 76 it's fifty fifty.
>>339294938
>Stupid things people do in overwatch
Actually Play the meme game
>>339294938
>playing Lucio
>get hooked by Road Hog
>use shockwave
>Road Hog can no longer damage me
This bitch needs a buff, his attacks are fucking useless
>stupid things people do in 4chin
unironically bump the endless shill threads
I wouldn't be surprised if the # of viewers on twitch was inflated by fake viewers, I would love to know how much money is really changing hands to create this fantasy popularity
I rarely play online shooters, and even then just try out a beta or do it at a friend's house.
Do I need a mic to play this? Or can I get away without one.
>>339299594
>play a game as lucio
>6 times a roadhog hooks me
>6 times I wub him away
though I imagine it's reflex to try and hook anyone, but still man
Man, I know I am not very good at the game but this thread is making me feel better. I am just super horrible due to my shitty aiming skills, and when I say shitty I mean I am lucky to hit the broadside of a barn.
>>339294938
>don't try to go to toe with me
Back up, throw heals and helix rockets while headshotting you
Roadhog is garbo, literally the only way you're killing me as 76 is a hook
>>339294938
is there any place where i can download all of these Carl edits?
Why is "squeal like a pig!" Not one of roadhog's voice lines?
