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>women won't understand a faggot game
no shit
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>>339287538
>metro
>faggot game
found the woman.
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>>339287538
>Talking shit about Metro
You're either a woman, or an autistic faggot.

Either way kill yourself.
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>>339287538
Shut up faggit
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>>339287639
>>339287740
>boohoohoo, muh super sad edgy ending and lollipop Hollywood popcorn ending
Put your tampons back in your asspipe trannyfags
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>>339287538
Kill yourself, man
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Yeah, fuck women.
They're all dumb bitches who won't let me fuck them, they're disgusting subhumans, and they have cooties. The world would be a better place without women.
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>>339288154
The sad ´´edgy´´ ending is based on end of the novel, you know
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>>339288154
>the game is bad if I don't like the ending
do you skip to the end of books to read the ending, too?
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:^)
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huehuehuehue sjw hue hue
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tbqh, it's a hard game for almost anyone to understand. A lot of choices aren't descriptive enough.
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>>339288278
Who gives a shit? The game is still fagshit.
>>339288341
>not liking linear corridors, shitty enemy designs, shitty stealth, shitty music, and a shitty ending is bad
How silly of me not to like a this masterpiece!
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>>339287369
> Literally the blacks dindu nuffin: the game

Hippie Garbage, into the trash it goes
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>>339288871
There were no blacks in Metro you idiot, what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>339288991
They're called "Dark Ones", in Russian they're literally called "blacks".

They kill a bunch of people but of course THEY'RE GOOD BOYS LEAVE THEM ALONE
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>>339288830
>linear corridors
>linear = bad

>shitty enemy designs
>says fuck-all about how they're shitty

>shitty stealth
>no

>shitty music
>what is atmosphere

you're gay
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>>339289207
Anon, stop being retarded.
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>>339289262
>playing hallway simulator is good

>lets throw junk on a ruski and make an ugly uninspired mutant, that will carry us!

>getting spotted behind a guy isn't shit stealth

>the atmosphere is shitty so make make shitty music guys!!!!!
Found the retard
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>>339288224
Agreed.
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>>339289328
Are you triggered metro cuck?
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>>339289207
I'm not gonna comment on the first line, because i'm lazy, but they literally were being killed by the dudes at VDNkh because they were afraid of their looks.

That being said, the book is fucking great, though the author apparently can't write women, hence why there's almost no female characters.
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>>339289679
Are you just shitposting?

Or do you really think those things?

Doesn't truly matter. I just want a clear conscience.
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>>339289867
Says the jamal boogeyman
Are you mad or something? You having a black cock withdrawal?
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>>339289983
It's the truth, the game is dogshit

the only reason people like this game is because it was made in eastern Europe, that is literally it
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>>339289679
Not that guy, but
>playing hallway simulator is good
There is lot of levels with multiple approaches
>lets throw junk on a ruski and make an ugly uninspired mutant, that will carry us!
What do you mean by the ruski things, and the mutants look pretty good and scary
>getting spotted behind a guy isn't shit stealth Ever head of this thing called ´´sound´´, anon?
>the atmosphere is shitty so make make shitty music guys!!!!!
What the fuck are you talking about, the atmosphere is about world being in shit, and it does that really good
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>>339290241
Shit i fucked upp
>getting spotted behind a guy isn't shit stealth
Ever head of this thing called ´´sound´´, anon?
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>>339290136
So you are white knighting your black bull huh?

Hope you and your wife choke on that nigger dick
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>>339290215
I bet you're a fallout cuck.
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>>339290215
I like it because of these reasons in order
>It looks great
>The story is good
>It has meaningful gameplay choices
>It was created by a team who had very little funding
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>>339290381
>Hope you and your wife choke on that nigger dick
Like your dad was?
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>>339288830
Oh this post explains everything, you must be 14 or something
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Ok word of advice for all. Don't rea a metro 2034, it's absolutely shit. 2033 is excellent however

Not sure where women fit into this however...
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>>339290241
>There is lot of levels with multiple approaches
>3 lanes isn't linear

>What do you mean by the ruski things, and the mutants look pretty good and scary
>Ruski just have junk thrown and tacked on out of laziness and monsters look like "horror" monsters from silver age cinema

>Ever head of this thing called ´´sound´´, anon?
>Crouching and going slow, then hit a trigger for a "EBIN BOSS BATTLE"

>What the fuck are you talking about, the atmosphere is about world being in shit, and it does that really good
>the atmosphere is about shit do the music must sound like shit!!!
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>>339290565
I agree, metro 2034 dissapointed me, but i finished reading metro 2035 today and it was pretty awesome. Not as good as 2033, but still great.
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>>339290498
>UR DADA xD
Underage plz, go back to jacking off to your monkey toy dayshawn
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>>339291117
>UR WIFE xD
>UR BLACK DUDE xD
>UR KEK xD
I'm giving your the same post quality you're shitting out of your mouth, kid.
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>>339290565
I started reading it the other day.
I'm not sure I like the premise of it being Hunter and some old guy

Although it's cliche as hell, I love how 2033 is about some kid who leaves his home station and goes around the metro meeting all sorts of different people and encountering strange phenomena

I can only imagine how long it'll take for a 2035 translation though
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>>339290921

No Classical Liberal would claim gender to be a social construct. Classical Liberalism is actually fairly incompatible with contemporary third-wave first-world Feminism.
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>>339291296
I agree there's an almost Classical enjoyment in the adventures of young artyom, an almost parody of a coming of age story
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>>339291268
>kid
yep, definitely underage
You need to be over 18 to use 4chan coonlover
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Reading the book after the game was really good, it gave me the visuals but enhanced the story even more
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>>339287369
bought this game on steam and refunded it after about an hour
pretty boring
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>>339291492
I see you're out of arguments and decided to resort to le underage meme.

You should try getting that dick out of your mouth someday, you might be able to formulate an intelligent sentence.
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>>339291918
>tfw people on this planet will never experience the library
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>>339291929
Except you are underaged dumbfuck, go back to sucking nigger dick and your "PROGRESSIVE ;-)" metroshit
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>>339290921
I think the worst part about this is the amateur grammar Nazi tangent about "gender" being a purely grammatical concept, which is completely pants on head retarded regardless of which agenda you're trying to push.

Well that and the fact that this has nothing to do with the thread or vidya in general.
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>>339290895
>3 lanes isn't linear
So because game isnt open world, its shit?
>>Ruski just have junk thrown and tacked on out of laziness and monsters look like "horror" monsters from silver age cinema
What do you want, people having super-modern military equipment? It takes place 20 years after nuclear war, of course people will be using makeshift stuff. And could you point out what about monster models looks shit? The game was released in 2010 and they look pretty good for that.
>Crouching and going slow, then hit a trigger for a "EBIN BOSS BATTLE"
What the fuck are you talking about, do you think someone is shitton of clothe with weapon and magazines all over his chest will make no sound, even when going slow
>the atmosphere is about shit do the music must sound like shit!!!
The music is great and fits into the game well, you´re fits one i met who thinks its bad
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>>339290565
I couldn't resist and read it on wikipedia after finishing Last Light. The story being a bunch of short stories tied together at the end made me think that LL is miles better.

I fucking loved LL.

Also, when did 2035 came out? I only now hear about it.
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>>339292396
>"PROGRESSIVE ;-)" metroshit
You really need to end your life.
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>>339292536
Its a few months, but it was translated only into few slavic languages so far (im czech, so i had luck). English translation is planned though
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>>339292396
that feel when you will never be as far gone as this handicapped retard
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Also, speaking of the book.

>Artyom doesn't shoot anyone until almost half-way in when he kills the nazi dude
>afterwards, proceeds to use a gun a grand total of 4 times(granted, one of them was a long segment on the surface)

I have to say that i'm not entirely sure how did they decided on making it a FPS. Then again, the only other choice was a walking simulator.
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>>339292801

Because they were ex-STALKER devs who all liked the same book series
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Wow. Fuck this thread. All because one idiot seeing black dick where there isn't one and another idiot getting offended by the fact that the game isn't targeted to women. It's a great game.
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>>339287369
My ex loved the novel when I recommended it to her and she watched me play the game and enjoyed it a lot.
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Understood all of them so far. Do better next time.

Not that it matters since all you faggots can't seem to keep to the fucking topic of the thread anyway, and find it more interesting to talk about MUHKEK.
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>>339293904
>Girls on the internet
Sure.
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>>339291303
Which is precisely the reason you saw it necessary to distinct classical liberalism from liberalism. The term has been co-opted, though I'm sure you knew that already. It just leaves me to wonder the purpose of your post.
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>>339293904
>filename
>know about Elektra complex
>get triggered at the little girl's age
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>>339294907

Just to remind anon that us true Liberals hate identity politics just as much as the Right.
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