>14 days until E3
14 days til a day of cringe, glorified advertisements, disappointments, a lack of productivity and irritation.
Can't wait.
>>339267018
What are you excited for, Anon?
>>339267018
>I'm 34 years old!
>>339267018
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>>339266734
2 weeks. Damn.
I'm really excited to see 90 minutes of Zelda U footage.
Will it suck?
What was the game that set you over the edge, /v/? What "showcase" made you lose all hope for the future?
>>339268441
The fact that EA and Ubisoft are still in business makes me feel the future is bleak.
>>339268309you got the flamethrower gif
>>339268381
What is this?
>>339268671
>>339268749
thanks lad.
>>339268678
Xbone exclusive by Platinum Games
>>339268749
>Not replacing "Globex" with "Microsoft"
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>>339268840
Do it then, faggot.
>>339268309
>>339268749
So what is this and why are people excited for it.
>>339269010
Microsoft reaction and copy of the playstation 4-II
>>339269082
>Microsoft making next gen console that's 50% more powerful than the PS4 Neo
Fixed for you
>>339267959
Nothing
>>339268207
Never get old
I can't wait for all the new games that feature empowered women and people of color. 2016 will be the year sexism in gaming dies.
>>339267018
source
>>339269218
>Microsoft making next gen console we know nothing about that is 50% more powerful than the other console we know nothing about
fixed for you
Unable to get excited. Sucks to be a Nintenbabby who doesn't give a single shit about Zedla.
At least there is a Sun and Moon announcement to look forward to on June 2nd I guess.
>>339267018
Source?
>>339268381
Nah this can't be right
>>339269738minus 8 its the artist
>>339269281
>>339269738
>>339268262
Minus8. Go look around /aco/ and 7chan's flash board if you wanna find his stuff.
Legend of Zelda better be the fucking second coming of Jesus if they're gonna literally spend the whole 3 days streaming the same demo.
What a fucking embarrassment.
>>339269892
Oh shit is it time already? Where did my year go? I want my time back!
>>339268820
Let me guess, you're iPhone.if you are you can download an app called VLC which lets you play webms.
>>339270025
>>339270140
i was phoneposting the first time i saw the gif.
>>339266734
Is there anything to care about at E3 this year?
>>339270257
I will always associate Squillium with E3 now. Thanks, /v/.
>>339270343
Xbox scorpio
PS4.5
New zelda
more Final fantasy 7 news
i dont know, depends on what are you specting from some company.
>>339270343
Sony going balls deep into the catastrophe that is VR
>>339267018
But that's all the fun!
>>339267018
I mean, I'll take glorified advertisements to the stealth advertisements we've been putting up with from blizzard for the past three months.
>>339267018
that's literally the point of e3 you fuck
what, you actually thought we'd get some cool vidya?
I WANT PREY 2 BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEor at least info about cyberpunk 2077
>>339270610
You'll be hero to shitpost like all of us
>>339267018
Actually, it's 3 days of cringe, glorified advertisements and disappointment.
But it's fun to feel excitement for once in my meaningless, dead life!
>mfw I won't be able to watch E3 live this year due to finals
Here's hoping for that gameplay trailer
>>339273803
I have no prior experience with the series. What's the hook, why are people so hype?
>>339273764
>Being in highschool
>finally get manager to change my days off to Monday and Tuesday
>no NX reveal
>Sony blew their load last year
>Microsoft is Microsoft
Fuck everything.
FF7R and FF15 were all already revealed. There's absolutely nothing to get hype over
>>339273968
>finals exist in college and university, if you don't know that then you clearly didn't go
>>339274067
Hopefully there's some surprises like Nier 2 last year.
>>339274219
Who are you quoting?
>>339266734
14 days until utter disappointment!
I can't wait! I hope I get to watch it with you guys and we can all be disappointed as fuck together.
Paying money for somthing i can see online, Also everything will just be VR garbage
>>339274219
Then you clearly don't go, because college ended weeks ago.
>>339269004
Gee, ok, fucking fags. I even tried to cover those shitty copyright icons.
>>339274401
university is starting exams in 2 weeks
t. europoor
>>339274401
Yeah, grad was May 7th here but different places have different schedules like my buddy in the next province over, so don't be a shitlord
>Can't watch live because I'm a wageslave
Does anyone have a schedule?
>working during the microsoft, ubisoft and pc conferencegood, those are all going to be shit. only sony conference is gonna be worth watching
>>339274668
EA - June 12, 1PM PST / 4PM EST
Bethesda - June 12, 7PM PST / 10PM EST
Microsoft - June 13, 9:30AM PST / 12:30PM EST
PC Gaming Show - June 13, 12PM PST / 3PM EST
Ubisoft - June 13, 1PM PST / 4PM EST
Sony - June 13, 6PM PST / 9PM EST
>>339274501
Good job anon.
>>339274501
Nice work dude
DEAD RISING 10TH FUCKING ANNIVERSARY.
-DEAD RISING 1 REMASTERED FOR ALL CURRENT GEN
-DEAD RISING HD COLLECTION UP TO DR3 FOR ALL CURRENT GEN
-DEAD RISING 4
CAPCOM YOU BETTER HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF READY, I WON'T BUY AN XBONE JUST TO PLAY DEAD RISING, I WANT EVERYONE TO ENJOY THE SERIES
>>339270409
>>339269892
>>339270025
>>339270257
>really shit tumbler gifs
Thanks anon that really helped.
>>339275117
>FOR ALL CURRENT GEN
That's a funny way to spell "Xbox and Windows 10 exclusives".
>>339268381
With that silky smooth framerate, surely it can't suck.
>>339269515
>2007 announced
>2009 re announced
>2016 re re announced
>>339274846
Thanks
Took me a while to convert it to Britfriend time
But I should be able to catch the important shit, not Sony because they're at 2am for some reason.
Cunts.
>>339275280
NOT FUCKING AGAIN.
Why would they keep the first Dead Rising as an exclusive after 10 years?
Why would they whore out Dead Rising 2 and OTR for every console?
And then keep DR3 as a launch exclusive?
And DR3 for PC?
I have a PS4, if xbone has retrocompatibility of past Dead Risings plus DR3 and 4, I would buy one, but just if I get it dirty cheap
>>339275438
No worries, lucky enough to be in MST so I just add one hour to PST.
And don't worry about missing anything, surely the internet will be littered with E3 news for a week afterward.
>>339275781
>Why would they keep the first Dead Rising as an exclusive after 10 years?
But the first Deadrising is also on Wii.
>>339275781
Hate to break it to you, but it's a Capcom-owned franchise so don't expect anything from it. And DR3 is already on Steam. http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/265550/
>>339266734
1. Presenters acting like tools
2. Cringe (check #1)
3. Gimmicks (useless shit we don't need)
4. New IPS that won't be released until 4 years later or will be delayed after it has another delay
5. Games that will be announced but will be stuck in development hell and likely never come out (check #4)
cleanse and repeat
>>339275781
Eh, then why they don't port SFV to Bone? Shit happens.
>>339276220
that sounds awesome
sci fi souls reveal
why didnt we do one this year
>>339276485
There's still time. Someone made a squillam gif this year. Or two.
>>339276442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIi-zuwP9ms
video link for anyone who's curious
>>339275917
Don't fucking remember me about that, I still have the fucking nightmares of how shit ass fucking terrible they butchered the game, that's no dead rising, thats a shitty Resident Evil 4 mod.
That was my first Dead Rising sadly, and I liked it because I didn't knew Dead Rising was a thing on the 360, I love open world games and zombies so after I found out that Dead Rising on 360 was the perfect game I always dreamt of, I got fucking uber mad at the wii shit
![cc7c6b96ff[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8XE0SPo.jpg "cc7c6b96ff[1].jpg")
>>339276485
>>339276586
Not even the cringe is worth my time. Video games are over.
>>339267018
>>339268262
>>339269738
>>339269281http://rule34.xxx/images/1842/38a4715481f4fd481733f35e440b011d.webm
>>339277291
Does this have sound?
>>339277519
Yes but it's just music
>>339273803
>see belkan war at CEX for £2
>forget which games are part of the "holy trinity"
I fucked up
>>339276776
Someone should move his ass and start another one before E3 comes.
>>339277553
Just asking because I'm in the middle of a lecture
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91P7wsJI
I just wanna see new XV gameplay lmao
>>339278052
here u go
After Nintendo stating that all they are showing is the shitty version of Zelda, I don't even care about E3 this year. 2015 is a disaster, and I'm expecting the same this year.
>Sony's face when they realize that Nintendo showing off only one game is a PR nightmare waiting to burst.
Imagine this. You're a multi-billion dollar corporation and one of the big players who helped found and shape E3, and on its 20th anniversary, your biggest competitor, the guy who kicked you out of the handheld industry, decides to show off only one game, while people are expecting you to show off your newest console iteration.
ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR UBISOFT'S PRESENTATION?
>>339269254
No it won't!
>>339279371
Tracer is a tranny.
>>339269625
New Metroid this year! I'm sure of it!
>>339278272
They confirmed there is going to be a new demo playable at E3, also a XV ATR so we'll see new gameplay.
New e3 spongebob when
>>339279104
>while people are expecting you to show off your newest console iteration.
Don't forget that your other competitor, maybe showing off a console that is reportedly 50% more powerful as your newest iteration and launching only months after
>>339279430 Pre-op or post op! Did she drink the Fabel gender bender potion that auto saves?
>>339279430
Trannies can't have an ass like that.
>>339279753
Tracer's ass is all muscle, it's totally possible for a man to have a butt like that.
>>339279753 Fan Service lives!
>>339279371
>>339279430
Tracers is clearly a girly crosdressing dudeand thats absolutely fine.
>>339276586
We should make more of these.
>>339279994
Eh, these gifs take time and /v/ is dead when it boils down to OC gifs.
I think a collab picture like the past years should be a better idea.
>>339280830
I guess. I was the OP of that thread and it took like 6 hours to finish it.
Maybe now that E3 is close there would be more people willing to participate. In the end it's just 23 images.
>>339274846
Pretty excited. Most of those have something I'm excited to see.
EA
>Titanfall 2
>Mass Effect Andromeda
Bethesda
>Possibly Prey 2
>Possibly New Elder Scrolls
Microsoft
>Halo Wars 2
>Scalebound
>Gears 4
>Possible Halo 6 Teaser
>Possible Crackdown gameplay
Sony
>last Guardian
>Possible new crash game
>maybe God of War 4
>all my favorite weeb shit
For the first time in a LONG time I'm excited to see what Microsoft does more than anyone.
>Have to work during E3
>EA gets the curtain jerk
Who's ready for disaster?
>>339281219
>tfw neet for 2 years
>finally getting a job
>E3 happens
>>339266734
I wish you and the gundam guy would stop doing these threads
>>339266734
>being excited for a whole week of marketing
just fucking burn this world.
What snacks are you all getting? Anyone building a fort?
>>339281072
>Mass Effect Andromeda
I swear to God, I hope we aren't forced to play as Joe American the Human again.
>Possibly New Elder Scrolls
I doubt it. If anything they'll talk about the future content for Doom or Fallou 4. Dishonored 2 is appearing for sure.
>Halo Wars 2
YES
E
S
>Possible Halo 6 Teaser
The story can't get worse, and I wonder if MP will be better then 5's.
>last Guardian
>Possible new crash game
>maybe God of War 4
>all my favorite weeb shit
kek
>>339281072
>>339281370
take the day off you retard
>>339266734
I wonder what comedy gold aisha tyler will come out with this year
>>339281581
Shit. I forgot about Dishonored 2.
>>339281568
Last E3 I chopped carrots for it, but I managed to fuck up my gums enough while chewing that a wisdom tooth came in. Fucking bizarre E3 that was.
>>339281370
>Actually watching E3 live
>Even tho 75% of presentations will be cringe worthy stuff.
>>339281713
God I hope not. I know /v/ likes her but she's the worst kind of cringe.
>that time a trailer made her cry
Fuck off.
>>339281481
It's that new lizard&bat game that was all the shitposting hype a few months ago
Cucke and loli
>>339276485
>tfw I can see mine
Good times
I've given up on KH3
I've given up on Last Guardian
I've given up on FF7 Remake
I just want Persona 5
I just want a better reason to buy a PS4 than bloodborne
>>339281024
Give it a try then. I'll be happy to be proven wrong. I'd gladly take part in it too.
>burnt on literally every single Mass Effect sequel
>3 remains the most depressing disappointment in the video game industry
>still want to see Andromeda
just
>Tfw this year im most likely missing E3
I want to hve fun too.
>>339282196
>I've given up on these things that have been getting consistent info
???
>>339282658
When are they releasing then?
Every E3 in the past that had those games always ended the trailers with "In Development"
>>339281072
[pukes internally]
>>339282658
>Last Guardian
>Consistent info
We just got a bunch of new info after months of silence.
>>339282816
TLG in '16
The anime ones in '17
>>339282310
I can make the thread but I wouldn't be able to manage it. It's pretty late where I am and I have to wake up early tomorrow.
God, I fucking hate /v/. Why are any of you faggots here if you don't even like games? You're basically reddit.
>>339283005
The fuck do you expect? Update's about Trico's assfeathers every other day?
>>339267018
Thats why im so exited
>>339283018
no specific date usually = not actually this year/quarter.
>>339274501
Saved
>>339283197
Then don't call it consistent.
>>339283147
Another day, bro. When you have some free time. 14 days are a long ass time.
I'm going to love when the new Xbox and PS are more of the same trash and you all act like you knew it all along.
>>339266734
What's the story behind this picture being related to E3?
My gf has an ugly outie vagine, how do I tell her to get surgery in subtle ways?
>>339283419
Then don't act like a few months of silence means death
>>339283689
Forced meme from last year
>>339283851
I've given up =/= death upon the game
Wrong twice in a row. Put your fanboy dildo out of your ass, please.
>>339279713
Yeah, but that's beside the point, that Sony is going to look like they're trying, while Nintendo makes E3 no big deal.
>>339283878
>from last year
F*cking newfags.
>>339270409
>>339270257
>>339270025
these made the game look worse
>>339283952
Then how about you give up on life and eat a barrel, you weak willed pussy.
>>339277291
That was disappointing and disgusting
Remember the shit they showed last year? Well here it is again this year.
There, that's E3 2016.
So are we just gonna spam "Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies?" On the stream when Todd comes out?
>2040 is closer than 1990
>>339284192
#rekt!
>>339282196
>I've given up on KH3
The gameplays been consistently improving every trailer, what are you talking about?
>>339276485
Oh hey, I'm the guy that put this whole thing together. I probably still have the Photoshop file around somewhere
isnt it actually 16 days?
>>339284279
>I'm gonna open a webm of a little boy fucked in the ass. I have very high expectations
I'm not ready
Monster Hunter and Pokemon is all that matters.
>tfw there is a possibility that they really only show Zelda
>>339284523
>We will never get a ENG world
Fuck
>>339284629
it looked female
>>339281219
>tfw graveyard shift at a hotel
>can watch E3 no matter what time it is
>>339285436
Well I hope you learned real valuable lesson
>>339281581
>Not wanting to play a human
End thyself your traitor
I'm excited
