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Haha
>>339245953
>>339245953
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=r0qJCwAAQBAJ&pg=PT46&lpg=PT46&dq=Did+you+hear+about+the+player+who+blew+himself+up+with+tnt&source=bl&ots=3nnSIAu1lE&sig=r82_4zC_HIz_wuECF2oOpEs-UxQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj2kKPzjf_MAhUGt48KHSybDcAQ6AEIGzAA
Enjoy
>>339245953
Anti-jokes are the highest level of humor
>that one joke about the player who dug straight down
>>339246269
What happened???
>>339246326
He never returned
>>339245953
>>339246148
Thanks, lots of love.
>>339246326He didn't make it!
>>339245953
What the fuck is this book? Is it genuinely made for people with the most extreme cases of autism?
>>339245953
Let's make some Notch jokes, /v/
>>339246519
Minecraft players, so yeah....
>>339246326
He was destroyed!
>>339246572
haha!
>>339245953
I blame Notch for this.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO MADE MINECRAFT?
>>339246556
I would, but then I decided a vacation was in order.
>>339246556
Did you hear the one about Notch, developer of Mine craft?
>>339246556
fat AND bald lmao
>>339246667
He became a millionaire!
>>339246695
And rich.
Rich as fuck.
Richer than you could ever dream of being.
>that one joke about the player who created a 16 bit ALU
Did you hear about the guy that turned off the game?He stopped playing
>>339246326
He hit bedrock bottom
xD
>>339246774
Fatter and balder too
>>339245953
>this is a real thing
Fuck I love this planet and all its dumb shit
That's hilarious
Tell me there are YouTube videos of little kids reading this out to their friends
>>339246829
you'll be bald one day
>>339246926
Nah it's genetic, son
>>339246916
Even if you found the videos how would you know if they were kids sincerely laughing at the terrible jokes or /v/ pretending to be kids that find this stuff funny?
>>339246556
Why call for notch jokes then post the punchline to all of them in the pic related
>>339246926
>implying all old men are bald
Notch isn't even that old and has way less hair than this guy ever did
>>339246990
Wouldn't care, I need to see these jokes field tested
I need to know what a verbal delivery and reaction sounds like
>>339246218
This nigger gets it.
>>339246556
Did you here about the Notch that sold his hit game Minecraft?
He made over a billion dollars!
>>339246556
Did you know what happened to all the optimism and fun Notch used to have?
You guessed it!It was destroyed!
>>339246556
Did you hear about the guy that created the minecraft prototype?He's poor as fuck!
>I am an up and coming standup comedian with autism and I have a hard time making jokes.
>I told a few of these at an open mic night, however, and the crowd loved them! This is the best book I have ever read and I can't wait for the third one.
>What happened to the crowd who heard these hilarious jokes? They were destroyed!!
How do you get a job writing those books? I could to this in my slee.
Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who trew a Pokeball at a Pidgey?
He caught it.
What happened to Mario after he forgot to jump over a pit?
He fell down.
What happened to link after he cut a bush?
He found a rupee.
>>339245953
These are some real top NOTCH jokes.
>>339246556
Can't find the "meanwhile at Mojang".
>>339245953
THIS is minecraft humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio
>>339246148
I need to study this for my senior thesis.
What's up, know what happened to that guy that brought a knife to a gunfight?
Did you hear about the trainer who caught them all?
He caught all the diseases as well!
>>339245953
>>339247434
He was destroyed.
>>339246990
Woulfnt...wouldn't a bunch of /v/it guns dressed up as kids giving forced laughter to a kid reading this book be better?
Fuck fixing my phones autocorrect
>>339247479
>>339245953
>>339246556CUNTS
>>339246667
He's depressed
>>339247073
Just imagine a bunch of overweight kids in the "special" table in the corner of the school's lunchroom passing the book, stained with several unidentified food juices, to each-other. Every time the book is passed, the holder repeatedly tells the others to shut up and "listen to this one". He then reads the question aloud, guffawing halfway through, waiting about a couple of seconds, snickering, as his buddies go "uuuuuh" then spitting out "he was DESTROYED" in a disgusting shower of spit and half-chewed tendies as he can't contain the laughter anymore.
>>339247330
you're just jealous of his big dick
Time for some FranFran
>>339247279
>>339247574
What's the problem with burgerland and this word
>>339247663
I am not burger, I just referenced his recent social justice meltdown
>>339247612
I was thinking more 8 year olds but okay, the older you find someone getting a kick out of this book the better I suppose
>>339247651
>>339247726
What is this
>>339246556
>>339247741
Yes, but apprently he got shat on for using that word
>>339247768
it's very far from being porn so calm your stupid dick
>>339247769
>Not giving trans """"""""""""""""""girls"""""""""""""" money for...
Ugh, this notch person is just ugh.
>>339247651
Anime when?
>>339247662
All the shit in this thread and then theres just casually this pic of an unamused disappointed scolipede with cum on its chest
>>339247769
>I'm just a random x
I want this trend to die
it's shit and unoriginal
>>339247874
NEVEREVER
Remember when Notch made good and original videogames?He never did!
It must be so lonely being a billionaire.
>>339247726
here we go
>>339247897
To be honest, Scolipede is a cool pokemon
>>339247997
You don't need to be a billionaire for that kind of life.
>>339247997
man it honestly ruined his life
i mean his life isnt ruined in the way that he cant get medical care like me...but in the way that he can never really connect with people ever again
there was some thing where he ate like a $2000 steak and was going on and on about how good it was, and then you could see that someone totally ruined his night with a single tweet and he got obsessed with replying to the person
>>339247997
Money is its own curse, especially if it's your only needs by fixing your problems.
Once thats taken care of, if you don't have a friend who doesn't give a shit and a hobby good luck trying to feel like living normally.
>>339245953
>Did you hear a skeleton?
>He respawned
>>339245953
>American Jokes
lmao
>not the ayylmao framfam
Shit thread
>>339247663
Puritans and feminists. Most burgerians have a problem with naughty language in general, especially in New England I've noticed.
>>339247769
Kek.
All these sad individuals sending him hate tweets because he refuses to send them money.
Literal fucking wastes of space.
>>339248157
Anyone have the "I'm a TRANS developer here's my patreon
>>339248073
Honestly if I was him, I would just shut off my twitter account, there is nothing of value here for him
>>339247769
>>339247997
>>339248073
>someone totally ruined his night with a single tweet and he got obsessed with replying to the person
Sounds to me that he should leave Twitter for a while if he can't help but respond to every mongoloid on the internet.
>>339247997
When you have no one, you are no one.
I wonder if he'll end up dying from overdose.
>>339248214
The sad part is, outside of video games, that's the only thing he's built for himself that he has. A network, and respect that he never got when he was younger probably.
If I had even a tenth of that money, I would splurg it in secret till I'm down to my last million, keep that in the bank, and spend enough just to move somewhere else and get another job.
If I ran out of thing to look forward to doing I'd have killed myself long ago.
>>339248073
>but in the way that he can never really connect with people ever again
He can? I've known very rich people that didn't need to work ever in their life again socializing by... working again. If he's bored then that's what he should do.
This is good.
>>339248312
CUTE
>>339245953
These aren't even funny in a bad joke kind of way, who the fuck would write these.
>>339248485
>>339248454
HAH
FUCK
>>339247651
Based Fran
>Finally got an official release in the West
Feels good, man
>>339248487
A dad with a quota of books to write per week and one very agreeable 7 year old
>>339248524
Of fucking course
>>339248524
sure is american
>>339248454
>>339248485
>>339245953
Jesus christ. What is it about explosions that makes autists all giggity?
>>339247572
>>339248524
Itwashislastdayonthejob.jpg
>>339248667
>>339248741
based anon.
>>339245953
>I'm sure you can guess what happened
HOW ARE ANY OF THESE PUNCHLINES
Poetry
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>>339248702
probably an inside joke that started when an e-celeb like pewdieshit died from an explosion and spent the next 3 minutes laughting about it
>>339248761
teeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>339248454
this can't be in the book, those're almost passable jokes
>>339247997
If he doesn't have the imagination to do something with his billions, then that's his fault and his problem.
Money give freedom. If you're too stupid to take advantage of that freedom to make yourself happy, then you deserve to be miserable.
>>339248793
>I vowed I would shower
As if.
>>339248914
>what is depression
˃Not posting the original
>>339248823
Is that thing crying blood?
>>339246667
He was destroyed!
>>339248524
>Director accuses frakenstein girl of doing really shady experiments and having a link to crime
>She actually makes really shady looking shit in >>339248312 and the doctor that's being used instead of her just happens to get shot
Like, I have never read or even heard of this series before today but... Man, maybe the girl just has super bad luck but you can't deny it's all suspicious as fuck.
>>339248970
shhhh it's fine. it's fine.
>>339248947
A meme.
>>339248702
>Autists
Americans, you mean.
Not that much of a difference, though.
>>339248962
POST
FASTER
AAA
>>339247897
yes and?
>>339247997
Notch has got to be one the dullest individuals on the face of the planet.
I mean face it, he has near infinite amounts of money sitting around and the best thing he can think to do is sit around shitposting online.
With all that money you would figure he'd lose weight, go on vacation, something. But nope.
>>339249024
>then all he needs is a greater doctor to make him all better
oh no
oh nooo now you've done it
>>339248914
If he feels empty he should just start working out and eat healthy.
At least it'd distract him from sitting at home doing fuckall but tweeting all day every day.
>>339249097
I now finally see where this is going.
>>339248073
Oh please, most of his complaints are about working and work mates. He could start up his own company once again and live his life like usual except with a bit more money and luxurious.He doesn't since he's afraid of failure after making a 2.5b product despite him saying he's working on a game. It's comparable to AGDG working on a game.
>What is a Minecraft player's favorite TV show
>The Big Bang Theory
This answers so much.ZIMBABWE
>>339249097
Oh, she's gonna save the doctor instead of saving the cute girl's brother
nice
>>339248948
am I actually retarded
why am I in hysterics over this shit
>>339249172
BULGARIA
>>339249108
>have billions of dollars
>spend it on mingling with poor people in poor countries
Traveling is a literal plebeian hobby
>>339249097
She's gonna turn the doctor into a horrible abomination, isn't she
>>339249226
NO.
ONLY FRAN.
>>339248947
Something I know well.
He has total freedom and no pressures. There's nothing trapping him in it. That would end anyones depression.
>>339249226
no fuck off and wait your turn. we franken fran now.
>>339249172
>>339249221
>>339248793
>I vowed I would shower
Okay, that's a good one.
>>339249348
ZANZIBAR
>>339249172
>not what is a creeper's favourite tv show
Time to introduce FranFran best lil sis
>>339249473
thanks based anon
>>339249426
>>339249473
Whoa seriously? It worked out without ending in a bloody twist?
>>339248524
>just another day on murrica
>>339249191
>being this into pokecock
>>339249473
No evil monstrosity?
No dark ending?cool
oh shit zombies are attacking
>>339249698
fuck off we're /fran/
>>339249647
I would marry Alsam, not kidding
>>339249698
Fuck off, Fran-chan's time is now
>>339249648
Ha ha ha, that's funny!
Hilarious comic, thanks for posting it my friend!
>>339249763
GTFO
LOL
>>339249191
Are you the guy who posted Braixen in glasses?
>>339249807
>>339249763
fuck off it's cute Franken Fran time.
>>339249473
This can't be the real ending
>>339247769
Are all swedish celebs painfully unfunny shitheads?
>>339249857
I'm not, don't have a single pic of that one saved on my computer
>>339248073
>>339248261
he has fuck you money and likes shitposting, hes lonely and bored so he shitposts since he likes it and its easy to do
>>339250048
Big into dragon Pokemoncockor something?
>>339250037
go tumblr a patreon nerd
>>339248073
If being a billionaire isolates you, then I really really want to be one then.
>>339249848
>she murdered my partner
>MAYBE SHE'S A ROLE MODEL I'D HAVE TO MEET HER PERSONALLY
Who writes this drivel? Do you think comic writers are somehow better than you? That they're somehow an authority on anything? Why are their words your life-canon?
>>339250118
Are they actually retarded what the fuck
>>339250109
Anon why does this concern you
Can't people just save images of things they like
>>339248261
>>339250090
so he's likeusexcept with money
>>339250173
>infer-red
Finally a worthy video game joke book to follow the PacMan one
I need more Fran-Fran in my life
>>339250316
>>339248948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wisy_0svO5Y
D E S T R O Y E D
>>339250173
A literal edgelord
>>339249648
this is funny because those things happened in the game and then he drew them
>>339250216
Nu-mahvel. They don't write comics anymore they just push an agenda. All their comics are like this these days, its really quite sad.
>>339247491
NO!He's fast!
>>339250224
Not if someone has suchgoodtaste. Shy or something? Jelly of the collection though, those are some damned nice shots.
>>339249648
>DUDE DID YOU KNOW VIDEO GAMES ARE A LOT MORE SIMPLER THAN REAL LIFE?
>THATS SOOOO FUNNY LMAO
>>339247769
holy fucking shit how can you not tell im trans holy shit you are oppressive shitlord who is misgandering me like literally raping me like omg like literally check your privilege you fucking dick your patriarchal society and Chinese cartoons are oppressing us strong independent women. I hope you literally die like all of those cis white men who keep doing the patriarchal shit like holy shit you are a shitty shit lord I hope you die and I bet you think that only men have penises well you are literally raping me with your metaphorical literal penis you fucking edgelord. you're evil like the gamer gate that keeps trying to oppress women like that one time I saw spongebob and saw the penut guy dance about how he was a goofy goober which is code direct for gamer gater which is what you fedora wearing poo poo pee pee kaka face likes. omg you are dumb. I can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies let alone heterosexual relationships starring nicolas cage. there are boys born with vaginas and girls born with penises deal with it. fuck making young girls feel more confident. feeling confident while female is giving into the patriarchy. my worst night mare is cultural appropriation being normalized for our future generations. like in 10 years girls will be wearing dashikis and nae-naeing in the streets while saying the n word. die cis scum die cis scum die cis scum.
>>339250664
She looks like a Gash Bell character.
>>339250819
hehe boobs
>>339247662
Did he hear about the furry poster who randomly
posts his porn on /v/ instead of /b/?
He was destroyed!
>>339250521
Thanks anon but this isn't the place for any of this
>>339250505
>Nu-mahvel writing comics about Harley Quinn
good post, keep it up
>>339250819
Oh FRAN, that's not what they mean by saving people you zany motherfucker.
>>339245953
???????? WHAT THE FUCK
What did the doctor say to the patient's parents after the operation?
"He was destroyed!"
>>339251002
NANI?!
>>339251002
Back the fuck off?!?!?!
>>339251040
HAYAI!
>>339250957
Jesus Christ Fran this is some Human Centipede level shit
>>339248118
Also who is dog? Dog is a cute
Last FranFran
>>339251104
H-HE'S FAST
>>339251104
>>339251031
Doctor do I have cancer?
>No, it's a medical miracle.
What happened during my operation?
>He was destroyed!
>>339250505
You say neo-marvel as if their writing wasn't bad before.
>>339250628
Nigga i ain't readin all that shit.
>>339251002
NANI SORE?????????????
>>339250889
Wait now I'm starting to side with little miss edgy, what the fuck Fran?
I'm not familiar with this series at all but let me see if I got a general understanding of these characters.
Suppose that after a ship wreck, two people are stranded on a small island with no food. It becomes apparent very quickly that they're going to starve and die, unless one of them eats the other or something.
Veronica would rather both of them die at the same time, to avoid any future pain and suffering of the surviving party.
Fran wouldn't object to one person eating the other since it increases survival, and would probably sew the remaining pieces of the corpse to the survivor so that "both" people are still alive. In her eyes, since both people are still "alive" then nothing has been lost.
Would that be about right?
>>339251189
Fuck you, I was enjoying this thread.
>>339248485
>>339248454
beplingo
>>339251290
yeah
>>339250819
>>339250889
So what's the point of this manga, at all? It's just needless suffering and it's barely interesting.
