Ok you ready guys?
Hope you like sprays.
ARE YOU READEH EH EH EH EH
>>339216885
a mei zing
>tfw you get 2 legendaries from a single box
Too bad I made this up.
>40 shades of grays
>>339216885
>cash shop with real money
>good drop rate
pick one
OOOH SHIT
enjoy your sprays, senpai.
is the exp for being in a group 2-% flat no matter how many friends are with you?
>>339217146
Yes
>>339217146
Yes
>>339217146
20*
>>339216885
>It's another 3 whites and a blue episode
The worst isn't even getting sprays, it's getting legendaries for characters you never use.
>got a purple drop
>it's a taunt
When will the suffering end
>>339217280
>the blue is a shitty voice line
>>339217329
>not using every character
Why even play?
>>339216967
>Tfw my brother gets 2 legendaries and 2 normal skins after hitting level 3.
>tfw im level 19 and got shit for skins.
>>339217375
>got my first purple today
>maybe it's a cool skin
>soldier hero intro
Can you get doubles in the game? Or is the game forced to give you better shit after you've already collected all of the worst crap?
>>339217530
You can get doubles, they turn into gold instead.
>>339217530
i got your doubles right here
>>339217530
Not only can you get doubles, but the game "compensates" you for your shit luck by giving you money equal to a fifth of what the unlock costs to buy.
Man, TF2 has changed.
I'M GONNA DO IT /V/
DON'T TRY AND STOP ME
>Have gotten nothing but sprays for the last 20 levels
>Don't own a single legendary or rare skin
>All I play is Mercy anyway
>Mfw her base skin is her best skin and I never get PotG anyway
>>339217704
>only 24 boxes
>>339217704
>/V/
you fucked up anon
>>339217530
I once openned a box with 150 currency and two dubs
essentially a box with nothing
>>339217704
Should this be considered gambling
>>339217704
Can you trade these or something?
Why are people buying to get skins faster?
>>339217704
Go ahead use your mom's credit card on stupid shit.
>>339217796
It is. It's how mobages get you, except instead of, "maybe I'll get that character/weapon I want" it's, "Maybe I'll get that skin I want."
>>339217796
no because you're not spending money on the chance of getting money
it should be considered retardation
>>339217731
DVa has the worst alt skins.
Junkrat has the best.
>>339217908
she has some of the worst legendaries, but she also has the best recolors though since her whole mech gets the color change
>Yungheadshot
When did Ruggaroni, the San Francisco Nigger start playing PC games
>>339217908
Junk DVa is best, fuck you
>>339217908
>a clown and a scarecrow
>best skins
>>339218036
You spelled Junebug wrong
>>339218036
if you're gay ye
>>339218106
>Hayseed
>Not best
Best skin in the game coming through
>i like Origins Tracer so much that i could have a streaming pile of shit drops for ages and i wouldn't care
Can't beat the aviators
>>339217965
I don't understand how they can call "legendaries" one skin with multiple colors, half of the time its the same shit as epics, considering the prices I was expecting more of these skins
>>339217280
>3 shit sprays and an icon
i would honestly rather get nothing
>>339218204
that's not Scarecrow
I'm gonna hit 20 and I haven't a single legendary. It's almost like...
>>339218252
I dunno I just kinda prefer the browner colors of Hayseed. They are both fine, just personal preference.
>le loot box!
>Feed your pathetic, consumerist, shallow geek side with these virtual moneysinks. The thrill of getting the coolest outfit for your dolly... but in a game! Or will you?! Now also existing "IRL" via subscription service -- which Funko trash will you "unbox" today?!
I don't think I can point to anything more indicative of the decay of contemporary video games.
Fuck me, dude. My ass is already distended from all the shit anyway, so you might as well go ahead and finish the fucking job.
>>339218264
I'm 28 and I still haven't dropped one anon
>have 450 gold
should I buy one of the 250 roadhog skins or save up for that sick hawaiian roadhog?
>>339217530
Well considering i got double fucking zarya legendary yes
>>339218364
Hawaiian skin
>>339218364
Sick hawaiian.
>>339218364
save goyim
>>339218469
ugh its gonna take forever tho anon
I bought the $40 package and got 6 legendaries.
I think it just feels so good in comparison to TF2's "approximately 1%" that's more like 0.5% at $2.50 a pop.
If this game gets pay-only unusuals, it will be its end, though.
>>339218519
It's worth every coin, anon
>>339218364
Whatever fulfils you my man
Personally getting something NOW always is the most satisfying so just buy a loot box you silly goy and buy the cheapest crap for your virtual action man with your virtual currency right now!!!!
>>339218578
you're worth every coin
Who else bad at this game?
I do great with Symmetra but I'm negative k:d with everybody else.
>>339218709
im not ready for a relationship just yet
>>339217704
But if you buy 50 lootboxes, 10 of them will be free!
>>339218036
Scavenger D.Va is my grail. Currently at 19 with 300ish Overbux. Not buying anything else until I get it.
Sometimes I get tempted to say "fuck it" and buy some boxes 'cause I've got lods of emone, but my phobia of "three grays and a blue" keeps me in check every time.
>65 posts in
>OP still hasn't revealed
>>339219002
He hung himself when it was just 3 sprays and an icon.
I see the point of buying keys for tf/csgo since it becomes tangible cash you can then trade (and if you luck out profit heavily). But here, you buy lootboxes only for cosmetics for yourself that you can't trade, why bother?
>>339217796
Its gambling but blizzard doesn't even need to pay out, so its like gambling that is even more biased against you.
>>339218364
>tfw unboxed Toa from a level up box
>>339219002
He's too busy furiously masturbating to his new "skin" you silly goy!
You could be too. Buy a loot box you fucking moron. You've got to be a fucking moron to not, really. Such great value for so little fucking effort. Buy a loot box you cunt.
>>339219109
Cashing on impatience.
Buy a fucking loot box you spastic. Do it. Just fucking do it you absolute window licker. Why aren't you doing it? Are you completely fucking useless? Your annoying friend Jason bought one and got purple text. Show that faggot who's boss by buying $40 worth and getting orange text! Bitch!
The REAL hand-wringing won't begin until the first update.
>Brand new legendary skins!
>Oh, but you're at such a high level already that it would take forever to get the crates by leveling!
>Why don't you take the easy route and buy these crates instead? They're just a dollar! Each!
LOOT BOX IS IT
LOOT BOX IS FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ONLY SO BUY ONE SILLY
>>339219603
Doesn't the xp per level cap out at 20k, and also roll back after lvl 100?
>>339219706
Yes
loot box
>>339219603
I would pay any amount of money for Bikini Mei or one of her in her sweat pants and tanktop
buy one dipshit
>>339219690
Give me money and I will faggot.
>>339216885
what's in the box, /v/?
>>339218364
Buy the Muddy Roadhog
He's covered in dirt lore and is the best looking one
>Game cost $40
>Have unlocks and a cash shop like a free to play game
>People are actually defending this
KeK
Hey guys what's up I just unboxed $40 of loot boxes and my GF just let me cum inside her bareback!
>>339219869
You're not attractive, good luck getting anyone to pay you. rekt
There needs to be a solo mode where everyone is solo.
I am so fucking sick of facing teams trying to be pro mlg elite strat all soldier 76 and a lucio.
Fucking boring because there is no good counter.
hey fgt buy a lootbox you smelly shit
>>339219941
But.....D.Va is so kawaii :(
>>339218364
Mfw i got the Hawaiian skin in a crate
>>339218220
good taste desu
>>339219883
4 sprays
>>339216885
>yung
you are such a massive faggot
loot boxes
buy them often
tard
>>339217796
No, in the same way "Lucky dip" or those machines with the capsules with toys inside isn't gambling.
THIS GODLY MAN just bought 50 loot boxes and got 10 legendaries, and basically you're fucking retarded for not doing it too.
>>339220078
is there a version of that image that's more like pingu when he goes noot noot
>potg
>bastion
TRUE 'MERICANS BUY LOOT BOXES, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
LOOT BOXES MADE ME HAPPY AND CURED MY ASS AIDS
AND YOU CAN TOO
>>339218220
This Anon quoted right fucking here is not wrong.
So how does this game work? Do you have to unlock guns like in CoD by getting them from the boxes?
>>339220182
What mong thought making a tri-color commander with a exclude all non-white ability was a good idea?And wheres my Shillary: Changeling Advisor edit at?
>>339217704
Smithers, I've discovered the perfect business: people swarm in, empty their pockets, and scuttle off!
>>339220401
*exile, I'm retarded
>>339220375
no guns, just cosmetic shit
*stabs u*
buy a loot box you stupid serial killer victim
>>339218220
I got the gold version today. Pretty neat, but I'd prefer if it had a helm
>>339220710
hey
Sup guys. Been playing OW for the last 3 hours. Picked up some #lootboxes and I'm back in the game!
Only fucking retards don't buy loot boxes tbqfhwyf.
>>339219603
>>Oh, but you're at such a high level already that it would take forever to get the crates by leveling!
That's not how it works, once you hit level 23 the EXP to level caps at 23k
stop being a #noob and go pro with a loot box, you stupid silly bitch!
>yfw blizzard allows trading loot boxes
>>339220921
>only one person has a good skin
>no victory poses besides default
this game's been out for days what the fuck is their excuse for not having any items
>>339219941
Is it "defending it" if you say it doesn't matter? It's cosmetic shit that doesn't affect gameplay in any way at all, unless you're the type of person to get mad over someone having a specific emote or skin to the point where it affects your ability to play.
If someone wants to spend $500 on gambling for meaningless trinkets, why not let them?
>all these newfags itt who don't buy lootboxes every time they updog
sick to my stomach
>>339221359
>RNG between hundreds of items over 21 characters
>>339221415
what the fuck is updog
>>339221412
Yeah that's right. It's personal choice you stupid people! You have the right TO CHOOSE. You don't hate FREEDOM, do you?! Buy a loot box right now to prove it, dipshit!
>>339221483
My cock up your mum
>>339221483
NOTHING MUCH MAN WHATS UP WITH YOU
They should create a few porno ads with the Overwatch characters telling you to buy a loot box before the porn wave is over.
>>339221541
Buy enough loot boxes to erase the #lootbox we used to censor Tracer's baps! #Roadto1mSold
>>339221537
>>339221648
And if we break 1m sold before tomorrow, we'll show you Tracer's box!
>>339216885
>microtransactions gambling in buy to play games
is this a new low for the industry?
>>339221532
>Buy a loot box right now to prove it
Or don't, because that's how freedom works you fucking commie
>>339218559
>it feels better than tf2s
Yeah until you get the top tier item and CAN'T sell it for real money when the game starts dying!
WHY ARE YOU NOT IN-GAME AND BUYING LOOT BOXES RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW?
SHAKING MY HEAD TO BE HONEST FAMILY. IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE DEFICIENT
If you buy like..50 off these or whatever, do you have to slowly open every single one like this?
>just got mariachi reaper
You know, Edge the Edgehog is a lot funner then I'd thought he'd be with the whole *teleports behind u* but fuck do I suck with him.
Still, kinda neat.
Too bad there's always 4 dps locked in at start of every game
>>339221451
>over 1100 different character unlocks
>not including profile icons
>and you can get duplicates
Fuck my ass raw.
>>339221839
Won't be able to sell your unusuals either as they'll be worth $2 the day they announce TF3
>>339221885
Nope! You can pay an extra fee for Blizzard's QwikPass service, which AUTOMAGICALLY unboxes all loot boxes for you and notifies you if you have anything worth gloating to your fellow losers over.
>>339221813
nothing new about it
>"Just buy the fucking loot box."
- Michael Morhaime
Is it just one autist whos sperging out over this or a legion of autists?
>>339217878
It's maybe not he best way to spend your money, but I don't really blame people. I mean 1 box a level and there is a high chance all you get is crap. Unless you want to wait a decade for what you want, I can see why people are doing this
>>339221412
>It's cosmetic shit that doesn't affect gameplay in any way at all
The slippery slope started here a decade ago, it's only getting worse.
>>339217704
Anon I am an anon from another thread. Dont.
I bought 50 crates, and its all fucking sprays.
>>339221970
>valve
>making games anymore
>>339222176
buy the loot box faggot
>>339218364
roadhog's skins are god tier, save up.
>>339221916
>mfw got the same thing and a highlight intro
>mfw I'm ass with him too
When the other team has a reaper they just terrorize us and zip in and out getting tons of kills, but when I do it I always get shut down. I just don't think I play him right
>>339218220
How the fuck you get that.
I cant purchase it with currency in game.
>>339222176
>Implying people with autism buy loot boxes
Only cool kids buy loot boxes, anon.
This ironic shillposting is getting out of hand.
>>339222325
Yes you can you stupid fuck
You know the fact most skins are just recolors really bugs me. Lazy fucks.
>Planning on getting the plague doctor reaper skin when I hit 1000 sheckles
>Don't even play reaper
It's just too cool.
BUY THE FUCKING...
...LOOT BOX, DIPASS!
>>339218220
got this in my second pack no lie. dope skin but reinhardt is boring.
>>339222432
Nigga I didnt see it when I was looking to buy one with the 1000 currency!
CONSUME THE LOOT BOXES YOU CONSUMERIST SLUTS
>>339220078
that feel man
>>339222316
Honestly you really need a tank and a good defense to use reaper well.
Because your range is so short you kinda end up on the front lines when you're playing with other attackers/ranged defenders/etc.
IT WAS SHIT
>>339221359
I have gotten nothing of value and am almost level 30..so..
>bad at the game but enjoy it
>level 30 now
>only get matched with people 10x better than me
>lose every single game
this is fucking gay
Loot box = personal validation. You did the right thing and invested in your virtual future. No longer a noob this day! #lootbox
JUST
>>339222718
BUY MORE IDIOT
B
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Alright /v/, confess the amount of money you spent on Loot boxes$120
>>339222875
hey
buy more fucking loot boxes
slut
>>339218730
I'm pretty damn bad, I realized this today. People are getting better and I'm lagging behind. Most characters I can't use for shit.
I'm a little depressed I'm so awful, I legitimately try every match.
>>339218364
Save up for the Mako skin
>>339222602
OOOOOOOOOOOOO:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look!
>>339222602
All that means is that you, yes YOU, are retarded
FACT: frequent loot box purchasers outperform no-money losers in the bedroom
FACT: loot box purchasers are seen as more attractive by the opposite sex
FACT: loot boxes heal your DNA by playing special, scientifically-researched binaural tones upon opening them. The more you open, the more your DNA is healed
FACT: you'd be mad not to take advantage of our $40 deal!
>level 41
>not a single legendary skin
>$40?! For HOW many Loot Boxes?!
>>339223162
>Level 23
>Legendary for every hero, not including Origins skins
>>339222875
None. I don't need to spend money on money on more sprays and dva/symmetra/hanzo skins I'll never ever use.
DAILY DEAL: loot box and a cheeseburger $3
SUPER SAVER: loot box x 2, handjob, cigarette $6
#BlizzardDeals
GUYS THERE'S A SECRET HERO YOU CAN ONLY GET FROM A LOOT BOX AND MY BROTHER JUST GOT IT!!!!!!!
>>339223494
WOW WE'D BE STUPID NOT TO RUSH TO OUR DESKTOPS AND CLICK THE OVERWATCH SHORTCUT AND BUY LOOT BOXES NOW, RIGHT?! MAYBE I CAN WIN THAT HERO... TOO...
first legendary skin, Kinda feels like a waste cause i dont even play widowmaker.
I guess it looks cool cause she doesnt have that blue/purple skin :/
If dubs I'll purchase a loot box
>>339223494
>>339223571
LOOT BOX IS THE ONLY HERO I NEED
>>339216967
its not its all cracked up to be
>>339223370
who spent a retarded amount of money senpai?
>>339222875
80
first 40 felt worth it, the second 40 did not
>>339223592
>you have 0 loot boxes
That's Blizzard's way of saying you're a beta loser, nerd. Buy one now faggot, Jesus Christ everyone in the server is laughing at you, even 1 is bad enough but it's better than ZERO you fucking bottom-feeding bag of haggis scrap
Fatass
>>339223730
not the person who wasted a retarded amount of time hoping RNG gives him all the things he wants
hey bitch buy a loot box what are you some kind of retard????
>>339222754
Are you retarded? You play the game, have fun, get a loot box as a form of progression for unlocks. Every other game does this in some form.
>>339222196
>It's a slippery slope
Your argument is so fallacious it's literally the name of the fallacy itself
>>339216924
>open a box earlier
>2 of the same duplicate spray
At least there were also 50 coins in the box.
>>339223962
Pfft whatever kiddo
Buy a loot box you stupid fanny
>>339220921
>that one roadhog ruining what should have been a great thing by saying ez
Almost a great image
B U Y
T H E
F U C K I N G
T H I N G
Y O U
F U C K I N G
D U M B
A S S H O L E
>>339220401
I like this one better.
>>339224865
No, fuck off
>>339225001
Just one loot box. Come ooooooon. Just the tip of one. You know you fucking want to. You dirty slag
>>339223494
Well that would certainly gt me to buy loot boxes..maybe
>>339216885
>got 5 legendaries in open beta
>only got one for torb and the most i get for others are slight recolors
>lots of spray and shit but not for every character
did they alter the liklihood of rarer drops between beta and full release because lolcashshop
>>339225215
Would 10% off loot boxes if you also have a WoW subscription entice you?
What's the quickest and best way to get a lot of exp? It feels like it takes forever to level up.
>>339225352
buy loot boxes
DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR BEARD IN THE LETTERBOX
JUST BUY THEM IDIOT
>>339223698
>Same avatar as me
good taste
>>339225352
Winning matches, playing consecutive matches and being in a group gives you bonus exp
>>339217704
i bought 24 yesterday, got a ton of recolors and maybe 5 purples that were mostly emotes and intros, I did get mechaqueen pharah though which was pretty nice
>>339221970
If you have a unusual in tf2 you bought it or got it for someone else.
Onlyy suckers keep their unusuals and don't try to sell that shit immediately.
LOOT
BOX
>>339218220
>fucking old man face
the fact that reinhardt is an old man completely destroyed his character for me even though i loved his armor design especially his anime one
>>339217704
not gonna do it, i love seeing stupid people with lack of self control wasting their money.
Few months from now the buyer remorse gonna be absolute gold
BUY AS MANY AS YOU CAN BEFORE THIS SEASON'S SKINS DISAPPEAR
IDIOT
i bought a loot box and my cock grew 5 metres #LootboxTestimonials
>>339225352
Winning, Grouping up, not sure if fighting the bots will grant you the same xp as fighting people.
>>339225462
that is the best potg i've ever seen
>>339222749
Play healer.
>>339226034
+ buying loot boxes remember they give you a 15% EXP bonus for 1hr that stacks with group buff
>>339225462
LET'S NOT BUY THE PIG WHILE IT'S STILL IN THE BAG
>>339225286
I don't, so no.
>>339226232
Buy them anyway
>>339226103
>NERF THIS
>Easily walk past the useless exploding Mech
>Walk around the corner I just saw her in
>She's standing there emoting
>Pin her to the wall with an arrow
Fuck D.Va memers
>>339226103
Winky Face ;)
>>339217704
Do it. This is what is going to make sure Blizzard keeps supporting this game
What's $40 to a person like you anyway? Enter our competition to win $40 to spend on loot boxes #loot-box
>>339216885
Got the only skin I wanted.
With nothing else to strive for, I feel empty inside.
>>339226103
giving the covenant back their bomb
Dick
Is
Diamonds
>>339226473
Yeah I don't get why more people aren't buying loot boxes. It just seems like streamers are the only ones interested
>level 15
>odile and huntress for widow
>stonehardt
>b.va
>jester junkrat
I have a feeling that my luck is now spent because I haven't won a single game against players since level 8
>>339222875
$0.
Hoping I'll get a legendary for Genji so I'll have more motivation to try and get good as him. He seems really fun.
>>339226103
>That feel when you return her mech to her
Just doing my job, miss.
>>339226560
Odette is better
>>339226560
>Symmetra gets a skin with exposed toes
>not widow or tracer
ITS NOT FAIR
Anyone else just dropped money on loot boxes? I got a couple legendaries for Hanzo and Zenyatta and a taunt
>>339217704
>24 boxes
>only 20 dollars
Holy fuck I hate living in Australia
Night Ops: 76 is the only legendary skin I've gotten.
I fucking hate Soldier 76
>>339222875
$20, because I bought the $40 dollar version of the game.No legendary skins, but 1850 in gold; enough to get the Scavenger skin and
>>339226642
never gonna happen.
tracer will always have running shoes.
widow will always have heels.
>>339226693
Didn't spend a dime. Got a legendary for 76 and Widowmaker, and a rare recolor for Zanya. Still have a list of skins I want so my war goes on.
>>339226714
It's a steal at twice the price anon I'm not joking, these are micro transactions done right
You will not regret your purchase
>>339226742
>Fucking love Soldier 76
>Fucking love his Solid Snake skin
>This post
Fuck you too senpaitachi
>no tracer skin where she's not wearing the goggles
>except the shitty origins edition one that looks terrible
goddamnit
>>339226861
We will get mods eventually, I am sure
>>339218220
Lionhardt > Stonehardt
>>339226034
Is exp based mostly on points and kills in the match or is it more heavily about winning? I know whenever I lose I get a lot less exp even thought I get roughly as many points in the match.
>>339226861
STOP LAUGHING
DELETE YOUR POST
IT ISNT FUNNY
If you buy a loot box
>>339225731
>hating on dad strength
>>339226497
underrated
buy the loot box
taste the loot box
touch the loot box
>>339222524
niggah is killing any tank boring?
